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'''Last Measure''' was a [[shock site]] made in 2004 by the internet trolling group [[Wikipedia:Gay Nigger Association of America|Gay Nigger Association of America]] (GNAA). The site was created by Penisbird, a member of the GNAA.  
'''Last Measure''' was a [[shock site]] made in 2004 by the internet trolling group [[Wikipedia:Gay Nigger Association of America|Gay Nigger Association of America]] (GNAA). The site was created by Penisbird, a member of the GNAA.  


Many variants of Last Measure exist, as the code was made available under the [https://opensource.org/license/bsd-2-clause/ 2-Clause BSD] license. Anyone can download it and create their own mirror.   
Many variants of Last Measure exist, as the code for Last Measure versions 3.4.1 and 4.1 were made available under the [https://opensource.org/license/bsd-2-clause/ 2-Clause BSD] license on the lastmeasure.com site.   


== History ==
== History ==
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Last Measure displayed pooped.jpg<ref>A picture of a woman's face with feces on it, which originates from bangedup.com.</ref> upon immediately entering the website. It set [[Goatse]] as the page's background. and opened numerous browser windows via a [[wikipedia:JavaScript|JavaScript]] function called procreate containing either [[Pillowfight]], [https://screamer.wiki/Rotten.com#PenisBird Penisbird], [[Tubgirl]], or [[Lemon Party]]. It then used a function called playBall to move the windows around the screen. The page embedded a looping audio file called fsckyou.wav.mp3,<ref>A reference to [[wikipedia:Fsck|fsck]], a [[Unix]] utility that checks the [[file system]] for damage.</ref> which was a sample of a man screaming "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!".
Last Measure displayed pooped.jpg<ref>A picture of a woman's face with feces on it, which originates from bangedup.com.</ref> upon immediately entering the website. It set [[Goatse]] as the page's background. and opened numerous browser windows via a [[wikipedia:JavaScript|JavaScript]] function called procreate containing either [[Pillowfight]], [https://screamer.wiki/Rotten.com#PenisBird Penisbird], [[Tubgirl]], or [[Lemon Party]]. It then used a function called playBall to move the windows around the screen. The page embedded a looping audio file called fsckyou.wav.mp3,<ref>A reference to [[wikipedia:Fsck|fsck]], a [[Unix]] utility that checks the [[file system]] for damage.</ref> which was a sample of a man screaming "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!".


The text "GNAA > j00 fristage postage is mine"<ref>"fristage postage" is a reference to ''first post'', an Internet meme written by an internet user to indicate their discovery of an until-then uncommented entry. ([[wikipedia:First_post|Wikipedia]])</ref> is seen at the top of the page. Below is the text "Lastmeasure last measure last-measure nero institute", which may have been an attempt to get the page listed under [[wikipedia:Google|Google]]. The title of the page is "Our lawyer has informed us that we need a warning. So, if you are under the age of 18 or find this offensive, pleae [sic] leave immediately", which is a reference to the text on the front page of [[Goatse.cx]]. If the user pressed Alt+F4, the Ctrl key, or the Del key, the page displayed an alert containing the same text as the page title.
The text "GNAA > j00 fristage postage<ref>"fristage postage" is a reference to ''first post'', an Internet meme written by an internet user to indicate their discovery of an until-then uncommented entry. ([[wikipedia:First_post|Wikipedia]])</ref> is mine" is seen at the top of the page. Below is the text "Lastmeasure last measure last-measure nero institute", which may have been an attempt to get the page listed under [[wikipedia:Google|Google]]. The title of the page is "Our lawyer has informed us that we need a warning. So, if you are under the age of 18 or find this offensive, pleae [sic]<ref>This typo is corrected in later versions. </ref> leave immediately", which is a reference to the text on the front page of [[Goatse.cx]]. If the user pressed Alt+F4, the Ctrl key, or the Del key, the page displayed an alert containing the same text as the page title.


The page also had a button with the text "CLICK ME", which utilized the onmouseover<ref>Occurs when the cursor enters an element.</ref> and onclick<ref>Occurs when the user clicks on an element.</ref> events to call on the procreate and playBall functions to spawn more windows. If the user attempted to close any windows, the page utilized the onunload<ref>Occurs when the user navigates away from the page, such as by clicking a link or closing the browser window.</ref> event to spawn even more.  
The page also had a button with the text "CLICK ME", which utilized the onmouseover<ref>Occurs when the cursor enters an element.</ref> and onclick<ref>Occurs when the user clicks on an element.</ref> events to call on the procreate and playBall functions to spawn more windows. If the user attempted to close any windows, the page utilized the onunload<ref>Occurs when the user navigates away from the page, such as by clicking a link or closing the browser window.</ref> event to spawn even more.  
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Last Measure additionally checked if the browser was [[wikipedia:Internet_Explorer|Microsoft Internet Explorer]], and if the version of Internet Explorer was greater than or equal to 4. If both conditions were met, it would save the page URL as a bookmark titled “Idiot!”.
Last Measure additionally checked if the browser was [[wikipedia:Internet_Explorer|Microsoft Internet Explorer]], and if the version of Internet Explorer was greater than or equal to 4. If both conditions were met, it would save the page URL as a bookmark titled “Idiot!”.


==Notable Variants==
==Version 3.4.1==
Contains more images than original last measure. Complete image list is christmas, lemonparty, penisbird, pillowfight, tubgirl, spin, freak, rustina, loopback, eww


===Nimp.org===
Contains "GNAA > j00 fristage postage is mine" and "Lastmeasure last measure last-measure nero institute" text
<blockquote>''Main article: [[Nimp.org]]''</blockquote>Nimp.org utilized many payloads not found in the original Last Measure, such as making various outbound connections, opening the user's default email client, and downloading files, which can be observed in other variants and mirrors. It also included many more shock images, such as the [[The Pain Series|Pain Series]] and [[Harlequin Fetus]] images, and a slew of keywords in its metadata and the body of the main page. 
 
onfocus, onblur, onmousemove, onload, onkeydown, onunload events: opens Procreator.php in modeless dialog box


===Procreator.php===
Has "click me" button, width and height set to 6400px, pooped.jpg as background, makes use of onmouseover, onclick, onmouseout to launch MDW containing procreator.php 
Procreator.php largely used the same code as Last Measure, but contained additional shock images including christmas.jpg, spin.gif, freak.jpg, rustina.jpg, loopback.jpg, eww.jpg, and weightlifter.jpg.  


The source code contained a string of text related to the development of the anti-popup blocker functionality using ModelessDialog:<ref>Modeless dialog boxes permit the user to interact with it while still being able to interact with other parts of the webpage or application, meaning that the user can move it around, click on other buttons or links, or perform other actions simultaneously. Modeless dialog boxes are unlike modal dialog boxes, which requires users to interact with it before they can continue interacting with other parts of the webpage or application.</ref>  
Procreator.php: <pre>
<pre>
PROCREATING LAST MEASURE!!!
GNAA > j00
Fristage Postage is MINE.
EAT THIS, GOOGLE TOOLBAR.
fucking nigger operating system.. at least in fucking Firebird you odn't have to do this shit.
</pre>Code contains some comments<pre>
/*
/*
let's figure out what the fuck kind of browser the poor plebs are using :(
let's figure out what the fuck kind of browser the poor plebs are using :(
MSIE gets a special kind of last measure where I start off with a
MSIE gets a special kind of last measure where I start off with a
ModelessDialog and pop up from it. Gets around google toolbar. -- goat-see */
ModelessDialog and pop up from it. Gets around google toolbar. -- goat-see */
</pre>The procreate function also contained an additional code comment from goat-see:
</pre>
  fuck procreating like rabbits -- goat-see
  fuck procreating like rabbits -- goat-see
The main page contained the following text in first-level header tags: <pre>
If you have a screen larger than this i'll eat my own shit. - this button shit is +1 insightful.
PROCREATING LAST MEASURE!!!
 
GNAA > j00
===Nimp.org===
Fristage Postage is MINE.
<blockquote>''Main article: [[Nimp.org]]''</blockquote>Nimp.org utilized many payloads not found in the original Last Measure, such as making various outbound connections, opening the user's default email client, and downloading files, which can be observed in other variants and mirrors. It also included many more shock images, such as the [[The Pain Series|Pain Series]] and [[Harlequin Fetus]] images, and a slew of keywords in its metadata and the body of the main page.
EAT THIS, GOOGLE TOOLBAR.
 
fucking nigger operating system.. at least in fucking Firebird you odn't have to do this shit.
===Procreator.php===
</pre>Despite code comments mentioning the use of ModelessDialog, it was not actually utilized in the page's code.
Procreator.php largely used the same code as Last Measure, but contained additional shock images including christmas.jpg, spin.gif, freak.jpg, rustina.jpg, loopback.jpg, eww.jpg, and weightlifter.jpg.  
===Zeikfried===
Zeikfried used much of the same code as Last Measure, and included the additional shock images found in Procreator.php. The title of the page was "This is my LastMeasure, my FinalHope. Lovez and kissez from Zeikfried~!", and pressing ALT+F4 or the Ctrl key spawned an alert message with the same text. However, pressing the Del key spawned credits identical to that of Nimp.org, except the Last Measure version is listed as 3.3.  


It contained the same ModelessDialog code comment as Procreator.php. However, Zeikfried actually utilized ModelessDialog, unlike Procreator,php.  
The source code contained a string of text related to the development of the anti-popup blocker functionality using ModelessDialog:<ref>Modeless dialog boxes permit the user to interact with it while still being able to interact with other parts of the webpage or application, meaning that the user can move it around, click on other buttons or links, or perform other actions simultaneously. Modeless dialog boxes are unlike modal dialog boxes, which requires users to interact with it before they can continue interacting with other parts of the webpage or application.</ref>


The main page contained the text:
The procreate function also contained an additional code comment from goat-see:
<pre>
fuck procreating like rabbits -- goat-see
GNAA > j00
ARE YOU GAY?
ARE YOU A NIGGER?
ARE YOU A GAY NIGGER?
</pre>
The source code also contains the text "If you have a screen larger than this i'll eat my own shit. - this button shit is +1 insightful." after the closing <nowiki></html></nowiki> tag.


An archive from April 2005 shows that the page contents no longer contain any window-spawning payloads or code comments. It has the text "HELLO THIS SICKENING GAY PORNOGRAPHY THAT WILL CRASH YOUR BROWSER IS NOT HERE YET PLEASE BARE WITH ME XXX" in first-level header tags and an image called XAXAXA.jpg below it. The title was also changed to "LOL PLACEHOLDER", which suggests that this iteration was merely a placeholder for things to come, but it is unknown if any changes were made to the site after this point.
The main page contained the following text in first-level header tags:


Despite code comments mentioning the use of ModelessDialog, it was not actually utilized in the page's code.
===Seizure Measure===
===Seizure Measure===
Seizure Measure, also known as Browser Bomb, used the same window-spawning and window-moving protocol as Last Measure, but embedded two Flash files, rgb.swf and seizure7.swf, which contained music and bright flashing colors. The title of the page was “you have violated internet law. the authorities are being contacted.” and pressing Alt+F4, Ctrl, or Del spawned an alert with the message “You have violated Internet Law. The authorities are being contacted.”.  
Seizure Measure, also known as Browser Bomb, used the same window-spawning and window-moving protocol as Last Measure, but embedded two Flash files, rgb.swf and seizure7.swf, which contained music and bright flashing colors. The title of the page was “you have violated internet law. the authorities are being contacted.” and pressing Alt+F4, Ctrl, or Del spawned an alert with the message “You have violated Internet Law. The authorities are being contacted.”.  
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:*web.archive.org/web/20210125124905/gaynigge.rs/members
:*web.archive.org/web/20210125124905/gaynigge.rs/members
*'''Original mirror:''' web.archive.org/web/20040203153506/nero-online.org/lastmeasure
*'''Original mirror:''' web.archive.org/web/20040203153506/nero-online.org/lastmeasure
*'''[[Nimp.org|anything.on.nimp.org]]'''
*'''GNAUK version, which uses the spawncreate function to open windows:''' web.archive.org/web/20050630235450/thankless.net
*'''Procreator.php:''' web.archive.org/web/20040909134910/cshacks.partycat.us:80/procreator.php
*'''GNAUK mirror:''' web.archive.org/web/20060811190107/gnauk.co.uk:80/lm_test
*'''Zeikfried:''' web.archive.org/web/20040703134610/zeikfried.no-ip.com/GNAA/VoteKerry
*'''Seizure Measure:''' web.archive.org/web/20041029162702/vyr.us/idiot/index.html
*'''Seizure Measure:''' web.archive.org/web/20041029162702/vyr.us/idiot/index.html
*'''Seizure Measure mirror:''' web.archive.org/web/20040605162256/lysol.ws/idiot
*'''Seizure Measure mirror:''' web.archive.org/web/20040605162256/lysol.ws/idiot
*'''GNAUK version, which uses the spawncreate function to open windows:''' web.archive.org/web/20050630235450/thankless.net
*web.archive.org/web/20040909134910/cshacks.partycat.us:80/procreator.php
*'''GNAUK mirror:''' web.archive.org/web/20060811190107/gnauk.co.uk:80/lm_test
*web.archive.org/web/20040703134610/zeikfried.no-ip.com/GNAA/VoteKerry
*[[Nimp.org|anything.on.nimp.org]]
*web.archive.org/web/20040619141518/<nowiki>http://dc.h4xx.com/</nowiki>
*web.archive.org/web/20040619141518/<nowiki>http://dc.h4xx.com/</nowiki>
*web.archive.org/web/20061208123641/<nowiki>http://www.cryogenix.co.uk/Hacking-tutorial.txt</nowiki>
*web.archive.org/web/20061208123641/<nowiki>http://www.cryogenix.co.uk/Hacking-tutorial.txt</nowiki>
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=== Further Reading ===
=== Further Reading ===
<font color="yellow"><u>NOTE</u>: The following links contain extremely graphic content!</font>
<font color="yellow"><u>NOTE</u>: The following links contain graphic content!</font>


* '''Last Measure on Encyclopedia Dramatica:''' encyclopediadramatica.online/Last_Measure
* '''Last Measure on Encyclopedia Dramatica:''' encyclopediadramatica.online/Last_Measure
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