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Kevin Durant

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<big><font style="color:white>'''This user is currently training with Timberwolves.'''<br></big>
This user may be away or inactive for varying periods of time, especially if they have deal with carrying his teammates.<br>
Although they may occasionally be able to do some editing, talk page messages might not receive a timely response.</font>
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[[File:Kevin Durant.jpg|thumb]]
Hello, my name is Kevin Durant, but you guys know me as KD! I'm around 6'5. I weigh 104kg. I play for the Houston Rockets in the [[wikipedia:NBA|NBA]]!
 
Listen, I don’t have time for the extra shit. People love to talk, but I’m out here actually doing the work. You want me to play Wikipedia editor? Fine. I’m surgical with this. I see a mistake, I delete that trash. I see a problem, I solve it. No fluff, just buckets and facts.
 
Peace
 
-KD
==Awards==
*2x [[wikipedia:NBA|NBA]] champion
*2x [[wikipedia:NBA|NBA]] Finals MVP
*16x [[wikipedia:NBA|NBA]] All-Star
*[[Screamer Wiki:Admins|Screamer Wiki Administrator]].
*Hall of Fame [[Twitter]] award.
*NBA [[wikipedia:Rookie of the Year|Rookie of the Year]]
*NBA 75th Anniversary Team
*No. 35 retired by [[wikipedia:Texas Longhorns|Texas Longhorns]]
*[[wikipedia:FIBA World Cup|FIBA World Cup]] MVP
*[[wikipedia:Olympics|Olympics]] MVP
*[[wikipedia:McDonald's All-American Game|McDonald's All-American Game]] Co-MVP (2006)
 
==Team history==
*[[wikipedia:Oklahoma City Thunder|Oklahoma City Thunders]] (2007-2016)
*[[wikipedia:Golden State Warriors|Golden State Warriors]] (2016–2019)
*[[wikipedia:Brooklyn Nets|Brooklyn Nets]] (2019–2023)
*[[wikipedia:Phoenix Suns|Phoenix Suns]] (2023–2025)
*[[wikipedia:Houston Rockets|Houston Rockets]] (2025-2026) (FAILED STINT)
*[[wikipedia:Timberwolves|Timberwolves]] (2026-present)
 
==KD's [[Goatse]] story==
I was in a training room with the [[wikipedia:Oklahoma City Thunder|Oklahoma City Thunders]]. They told me it was a "rare scouting report on defensive spacing" from the early 2000s. I’m always looking to sharpen my shots, so I clicked it without a second thought. Next thing I know, my screen is filled with some dude doing the most wide-open, expanded-floor-spacing move I’ve ever seen in my life.. It was [[Goatse]].
 
Honestly, seeing that gap reminded me exactly of the 2017 Finals. It looked just like the [[wikipedia:Cleveland Cavaliers|Cleveland Cavaliers]]’ paint defense whenever I came down the lane on a fast break. Just completely vacated. No resistance, no rim protector, just a massive, wide-open lane inviting me to walk right in.  
 
It’s that same "help-side defense is non-existent" energy. I’ve never seen a man more "ready for the layup" in my life, and I’m hitting DELETE on that memory and that user forever.
 
Absolute bullshit.
==Status==
I'm currently on the bench with my team for injury. I'm looking to waste time.
 
==Gallery==
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Kevin Durant editing wiki pages.jpg|That's me editing your pages during team break.
Kevin Durant 2.jpg|Old pic of me with the awards, happy, satisfied. Not with the Rockets obviously. I'm yet to be satisfied.
Kevin Durant 3.jpg|Me wearing the Rockets jersey.
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