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The site was actively developed until 2010. There are many variants of this website, as the source code is open. Anyone can download it and create their own mirror. | The site was actively developed until 2010. There are many variants of this website, as the source code is open. Anyone can download it and create their own mirror. | ||
==Content== | == Content == | ||
The original website displayed the [[Goatse]] image as its background, and then opened several browser windows displaying different shock images such as [[Goatse]], [[Tubgirl]], [[Lemon Party]], [[Pillowfight]], etc along with an extremely loud looped audio of a man screaming "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" A script on the website would also try to use the <code>mailto</code> and <code>callto</code> functions with the intent to cause the viewer's computer to freeze. | The original website displayed the [[Goatse]] image as its background, and then opened several browser windows displaying different shock images such as [[Goatse]], [[Tubgirl]], [[Lemon Party]], [[Pillowfight]], etc along with an extremely loud looped audio of a man screaming "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" to alert people near the viewer. A script on the website would also try to use the <code>mailto</code> and <code>callto</code> functions with the intent to cause the viewer's computer to freeze. | ||
==Variants== | == Variants == | ||
Last Measure utilizes [[wikipedia:JavaScript|JavaScript]] functions such as the <code>onmouseover</code> and <code>onclick</code> functions to ignore pop-up blockers and spawn windows containing shock images to move and bounce around the viewer's screen. | Last Measure utilizes [[wikipedia:JavaScript|JavaScript]] functions such as the <code>onmouseover</code> and <code>onclick</code> functions to ignore pop-up blockers and spawn windows containing shock images to move and bounce around the viewer's screen. | ||
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There is a version of Last Measure that uses code from the infamous JavaScript trojan [https://threats.kaspersky.com/en/threat/Trojan.JS.Offiz/ Trojan.JS.Offiz], better known as [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSgk7ctw1HY Trojan.JS.YouAreAnIdiot]. This version presents the well-known Flash called <code>rgb.swf</code> which displays bright flashing RGB colors accompanied by a chiptune version of [https://youtu.be/O7CaEWR_Kdk Axel F] from ''[[Wikipedia:Beverly Hills Cop (film series)|Beverly Hills Cop]].'' | There is a version of Last Measure that uses code from the infamous JavaScript trojan [https://threats.kaspersky.com/en/threat/Trojan.JS.Offiz/ Trojan.JS.Offiz], better known as [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSgk7ctw1HY Trojan.JS.YouAreAnIdiot]. This version presents the well-known Flash called <code>rgb.swf</code> which displays bright flashing RGB colors accompanied by a chiptune version of [https://youtu.be/O7CaEWR_Kdk Axel F] from ''[[Wikipedia:Beverly Hills Cop (film series)|Beverly Hills Cop]].'' | ||
== Ruby Measure== | == Ruby Measure== | ||
The GNAA announced a new version of Last Measure called RubyMeasure, which was to be written in the [[wikipedia:Ruby (programming language)|Ruby]] programming language. It was expected to launch in May 2013, but was ultimately cancelled. | The GNAA announced a new version of Last Measure called RubyMeasure, which was to be written in the [[wikipedia:Ruby (programming language)|Ruby]] programming language. It was expected to launch in May 2013, but was ultimately cancelled. | ||
==Last Measure Operating System== | |||
The Last Measure Operating System (LMOS) is a minimalist [[wikipedia:Operating_system|operating system]] developed by [[wikipedia:Sam_Hocevar|Sam Hocevar]]. It is written in [[wikipedia:X86_assembly_language|x86 assembly]] and will boot on any x86 computer. Due to its small size, it can easily fit on a CD, floppy disk, or USB drive. | == Last Measure Operating System == | ||
The Last Measure Operating System (LMOS) is a minimalist [[wikipedia:Operating_system|operating system]] developed by [[wikipedia:Sam_Hocevar|Sam Hocevar]]. It is written in [[wikipedia:X86_assembly_language|x86 assembly]] and will boot on any x86 computer. Due to its small size, it can easily fit on a CD, floppy disk, or USB drive. | |||
The default LMOS theme contains the following shock images: [[Goatse|hello.jpg]], [[Tubgirl|tub.jpg]], loopback.jpg, harlequin.jpg, pooped.jpg, [[Pillowfight|pillowfight.jpg]], and [[Lemonparty|lemonparty.jpg]], and the "HEY EVERYBODY, I’M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO" audio sample. | |||
== Soft Measure == | |||
[[File:Softmeasure.png|thumb|right|A screenshot of '''Soft Measure''' as of December 2nd, 2004.]] | |||
'''Safe Measure''' was a parody and variant of Last Measure made by [[wikipedia:Sam_Hocevar|Sam Hocevar]]. It reuses the same scripts taken from the original last measure, but replaced with safe-for-work images of stuffed animals, accompanied by the voice clip "Hey, with American online, I can just point, and click". The full directory can be found [http://people.zoy.org/~sam/softmeasure/ here]. However, this was also eventually defunct. | |||
==Links== | ==Links== | ||
<font color="yellow"><u>NOTE</u>: The following websites contain graphic images, and may also harm your computer!</font> | <font color="yellow"><u>NOTE</u>: The following websites contain graphic images, and may also harm your computer!</font> | ||
*<s> | *<s>lastmeasure.com</s> | ||
:*web.archive.org/web/20040905000458/lastmeasure.com | :*web.archive.org/web/20040905000458/lastmeasure.com | ||
*''' | :*'''Soft Measure (safe for work):''' web.archive.org/web/20050623004712/softmeasure.zoy.org | ||
* | *web.archive.org/web/20040203153506/nero-online.org/lastmeasure | ||
:*web.archive.org/web/20210125124905/gaynigge.rs/members | :*web.archive.org/web/20210125124905/gaynigge.rs/members | ||
*'''Version from the GNAUK, the function spawning popups in this version is a basic window opener called "spawncreate":''' web.archive.org/web/20050630235450/thankless.net | *'''Version from the GNAUK, the function spawning popups in this version is a basic window opener called "spawncreate":''' web.archive.org/web/20050630235450/thankless.net | ||
*'''Another GNAUK Last Measure mirror:''' web.archive.org/web/20060811190107/gnauk.co.uk:80/lm_test | *'''Another GNAUK Last Measure mirror:''' web.archive.org/web/20060811190107/gnauk.co.uk:80/lm_test | ||
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*web.archive.org/web/20170612162301/[anything].tripod.com | *web.archive.org/web/20170612162301/[anything].tripod.com | ||
*web.archive.org/web/20080420174123/aimtools.serialchiller.org/index.php | *web.archive.org/web/20080420174123/aimtools.serialchiller.org/index.php | ||
*users.on.net/fafot/RAWR | *users.on.net/fafot/RAWR | ||
*oocities.org/gniger972 | *oocities.org/gniger972 | ||
*output.jsbin.com/hicutuce | *output.jsbin.com/hicutuce | ||
*web.archive.org/web/20020208104303/dms100.org/worksucks/lame.html | *web.archive.org/web/20020208104303/dms100.org/worksucks/lame.html | ||
*web.archive.org/web/20070320024709/fans.frankbutcher.net/index.php | *web.archive.org/web/20070320024709/fans.frankbutcher.net/index.php | ||
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*'''[anything]'''.bioghost.com | *'''[anything]'''.bioghost.com | ||
*'''[anything]'''.loldongs.eu | *'''[anything]'''.loldongs.eu | ||
*'''[[Nimp.org|anything.on.nimp.org]]''' | |||
*web.archive.org/web/20150929024522/niggers.bioghost.com | *web.archive.org/web/20150929024522/niggers.bioghost.com | ||
*web.archive.org/web/20120125073459/kollaminhund.2u.se | *web.archive.org/web/20120125073459/kollaminhund.2u.se | ||
*web.archive.org/web/20120125072337/aaronco88.xanga.com | *web.archive.org/web/20120125072337/aaronco88.xanga.com | ||
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*web.archive.org/web/20120125072405/asslap.new.fr | *web.archive.org/web/20120125072405/asslap.new.fr | ||
*web.archive.org/web/20040618204217/forums.ddrparadise.eu.org | *web.archive.org/web/20040618204217/forums.ddrparadise.eu.org | ||
===See Also=== | |||
*[[Nimp.org]] | |||
*[[Wikipaste.eu]] | |||
*[[Plan B]] | |||
===Source code=== | ===Source code=== |
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