Pin the Tail on the Donkey: Difference between revisions

The title screen is designed to look like the box of a children's board game. The game itself is about a cartoon donkey with a big target on its rear, standing in an empty suburban backyard with some birthday decorations. Right at the start, the donkey insults the player, mocking them about no one showing up to their birthday party, and challenges them to pin the tail on him anyway. Certain swear words are censored and replaced with a cartoonish sound effect. The donkey then starts jumping around the screen, continuing to insult and mock the player, who is now supposed to click the target to pin the tail on the donkey.

Once the player manages to do it, the donkey says “Ouch!” and drops to the ground. He then reappears in the center and challenges the player to do it another time. Yet again, he starts jumping around, mocking the player. After successfully pinning the tail on him a second time, the same thing happens again, but the donkey will jump around a lot quicker in the third round.

If the player hits the target a third time, the donkey's face will suddenly jump close to the screen with bulging red eyes as he loudly screams in agony. After the Liquid Generation Sabotage jingle at the end, the donkey from the game shows up again instead of the cartoon ninja and says: “That's what you get for sticking stuff in a donkey's butt!”. He is then crushed by the ''LiquidGeneration.com'' link, just like the ninja.

== Quotes ==

=== First Round ===

"Hey loser! Yeah, you! So, no one showed up to your birthday party, huh? Maybe it's just not cool to be a ''*boing*'' queer in your school. How about you try to pin that tail on me anyway? Or are you too much of a ''*boing*'' queer? Let's dance..."