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[[File:K-fee_gargoyle.jpg|thumb|250px|The K-fee gargoyle actor.]]
[[File:K-fee_gargoyle.jpg|thumb|250px|The K-fee gargoyle actor.]]
'''<u>Commercials featuring the gargoyle</u>'''
'''<u>Commercials featuring the gargoyle</u>'''
* '''Beach 1''': This depicts two lovers on a beach about to kiss, and just as they're about to, the gargoyle jumps up screaming from the bottom of the screen, blocking the view, with blood dripping from his mouth.
* '''Beach 1''': This depicts two lovers on a beach about to kiss, and just as they are about to, the gargoyle jumps up screaming from the bottom of the screen, blocking the view, with blood dripping from his mouth.
* '''Beach 2''': This shows a relaxing scene of a boardwalk near a beach, when the gargoyle appears upside-down and screams.
* '''Beach 2''': This shows a relaxing scene of a boardwalk near a beach, when the gargoyle appears upside-down and screams.
* '''Buddha''': This depicts a woman meditating near a Buddha statue, when the gargoyle jumps up screaming. His face is so close to the camera that it is out of focus.
* '''Buddha''': This depicts a woman meditating near a Buddha statue, when the gargoyle jumps up screaming. His face is so close to the camera that it is out of focus.
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*'''Bärenmarke''': Bärenmarke ist eine Marke für Milcherzeugnisse und weitere Lebensmittel, die insbesondere für Milch und Sahne in sterilisierter, kondensierter oder sonst konzentrierter oder getrockneter Form, Milchmischgetränke und Butter genutzt wird. Then, the gargoyle appears upside-down and screams.
*'''Bärenmarke''': Bärenmarke ist eine Marke für Milcherzeugnisse und weitere Lebensmittel, die insbesondere für Milch und Sahne in sterilisierter, kondensierter oder sonst konzentrierter oder getrockneter Form, Milchmischgetränke und Butter genutzt wird. Then, the gargoyle appears upside-down and screams.
*'''Wildlife''': Wildlife can be found in all ecosystems. Deserts, forests, rain forests, plains, grasslands, and other areas including the most developed urban sites, all have distinct forms of wildlife. Then, when the gargoyle jumps up screaming. His face is so close to the camera that it is out of focus.
*'''Wildlife''': Wildlife can be found in all ecosystems. Deserts, forests, rain forests, plains, grasslands, and other areas including the most developed urban sites, all have distinct forms of wildlife. Then, when the gargoyle jumps up screaming. His face is so close to the camera that it is out of focus.
*'''Meiji chocolate candy''': Meiji Chocolate Candy, witch is a real made of chocolate candy delicious, and now, that chinese title used: "明治朱古力橡皮糖" however, that chocolate candy was a  real made of chocolate candy to a copyright claim, Then, the zombie appears from the right side of the screen and screams. This also seems to use the same footage of the zombie that's used in K-fee the Waltons.
*'''Meiji chocolate candy''': Meiji Chocolate Candy, witch is a real made of chocolate candy delicious, and now, that chinese title used: "明治朱古力橡皮糖" however, that chocolate candy was a  real made of chocolate candy to a copyright claim, Then, the zombie appears from the right side of the screen and screams. This also seems to use the same footage of the zombie that is used in K-fee the Waltons.


==='''K-fee radio advertisements'''===
==='''K-fee radio advertisements'''===
In December 2004, K-fee released four radio advertisements; ''Investment'', ''Love'', ''Relaxation'' and ''Christmas''. The ads were available in English and German.
In December 2004, K-fee released four radio advertisements; ''Investment'', ''Love'', ''Relaxation'' and ''Christmas''. The ads were available in English and German.
* '''Investment (0:29)''': The ad starts with a man saying the following: "Would you like to know how to make more of your money? Then, listen carefully. We've got an investment tip for you which promises top returns. This investment will guarantee you a worry-free life and allow you to fulfill cherished dreams. All with a monthly payment starting from just 20 euros. All you have to do—" Then, the sentence gets interrupted by the same loud scream used in the other K-fee commercials. Then, a voice reads "Ever been so wide awake? K-fee. Canned caffeine with coffee."
* '''Investment (0:29)''': The ad starts with a man saying the following: "Would you like to know how to make more of your money? Then, listen carefully. We have got an investment tip for you which promises top returns. This investment will guarantee you a worry-free life and allow you to fulfill cherished dreams. All with a monthly payment starting from just 20 euros. All you have to do—" Then, the sentence gets interrupted by the same loud scream used in the other K-fee commercials. Then, a voice reads "Ever been so wide awake? K-fee. Canned caffeine with coffee."
* '''Love (0:33)''': <span>The ad starts with lullaby music and young girl's voice saying the following: </span>"Mommy mommy, how much do you love me?" Then, a woman's voice says: "I love you from here to the moon." "How far is that?" "Hm. It's so far." "Is that so much?" "Yes, my love. I love you so much. Now close your eyes sweetie, and listen while I read you a story. Once upon a time, there was a little dormouse called Piff. One day, it went—" <span>Then, the sentence gets interrupted by the same loud scream used in the other K-fee commercials. Then, a voice reads "Ever been so wide awake? K-fee. Canned caffeine with coffee."</span>
* '''Love (0:33)''': <span>The ad starts with lullaby music and young girl's voice saying the following: </span>"Mommy mommy, how much do you love me?" Then, a woman's voice says: "I love you from here to the moon." "How far is that?" "Hm. It's so far." "Is that so much?" "Yes, my love. I love you so much. Now close your eyes sweetie, and listen while I read you a story. Once upon a time, there was a little dormouse called Piff. One day, it went—" <span>Then, the sentence gets interrupted by the same loud scream used in the other K-fee commercials. Then, a voice reads "Ever been so wide awake? K-fee. Canned caffeine with coffee."</span>
* '''Relaxation (0:49)''': <span>The ad starts with the same music used in the K-fee Buddha ad. Then, a soft-spoken woman's voice says the following: "And now, an exercise to help you relax. Make yourself comfortable. Close your eyes. Breathe in deeply through your nose. Keep your mouth shut. Feel that deep breath go down to your tummy. In, and out. And in, and out. </span><span class="">And in, and out. And in, and—" Then, the sentence gets interrupted by the same loud scream used in the other K-fee commercials. Then, a voice reads "Ever been so wide awake? K-fee. Canned caffeine with coffee."</span>
* '''Relaxation (0:49)''': <span>The ad starts with the same music used in the K-fee Buddha ad. Then, a soft-spoken woman's voice says the following: "And now, an exercise to help you relax. Make yourself comfortable. Close your eyes. Breathe in deeply through your nose. Keep your mouth shut. Feel that deep breath go down to your tummy. In, and out. And in, and out. </span><span class="">And in, and out. And in, and—" Then, the sentence gets interrupted by the same loud scream used in the other K-fee commercials. Then, a voice reads "Ever been so wide awake? K-fee. Canned caffeine with coffee."</span>
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