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We cut to 1 million BC. Frankenstein's monster named "Urk" talks to a group of WALL-E's with elongated slug-like eye stems, saying that he thinks good and invented modern Internet humor. Urk then proceed to "da-da".
We cut to 1 million BC. Frankenstein's monster named "Urk" talks to a group of WALL-E's with elongated slug-like eye stems, saying that he thinks good and invented modern Internet humor. Urk then proceed to "da-da".


Back to the present time, Calvin asks Hobbes what he's going to do with the invention. Mr. Bean wants to try it out, but Calvin resists, because he doesn't know about its capacity. Regardless, Mr. Bean tries it anyway, and so Calvin proceeded to activate the invention.
Back to the present time, Calvin asks Hobbes what he is going to do with the invention. Mr. Bean wants to try it out, but Calvin resists, because he does not know about its capacity. Regardless, Mr. Bean tries it anyway, and so Calvin proceeded to activate the invention.


Calvin soon is having a bad feeling and tries again to ask Hobbes what he's going to do with the invention, but he simply answers "No." Calvin is confused. Hobbes, again, answers "No." Calvin already knew the answer and asks Hobbes why he doesn't want to use the invention, but to no avail. Angered, Calvin threatens to sell him to a boy with severe "hallucinating fantasy" disorder if he doesn't answer rationally, because it is a serious situation. Hobbes tries to have a reason why doesn't want to use the invention, but he's a slow thinker. His reason is because he deems Calvin's invention to be "stupid." Calvin asks how is it "stupid," and Hobbes asks him why does he need to combine the Transmogrifier, the Duplicator and the Time Machine instead of using them individually. Calvin says it is because his machine saves energy, which is a lie, as Hobbes states that it generates 1000 watts of energy, which is ten times more that Calvin's previous inventions combined. Calvin denies it as if it is such a big deal. Hobbes says that the machine produces lots of carbon monoxide, poisoning his own room and the outside. In order for Calvin to prove that it is true, he has to look out the window.
Calvin soon is having a bad feeling and tries again to ask Hobbes what he is going to do with the invention, but he simply answers "No." Calvin is confused. Hobbes, again, answers "No." Calvin already knew the answer and asks Hobbes why he does not want to use the invention, but to no avail. Angered, Calvin threatens to sell him to a boy with severe "hallucinating fantasy" disorder if he does not answer rationally, because it is a serious situation. Hobbes tries to have a reason why does not want to use the invention, but he is a slow thinker. His reason is because he deems Calvin's invention to be "stupid." Calvin asks how is it "stupid," and Hobbes asks him why does he need to combine the Transmogrifier, the Duplicator and the Time Machine instead of using them individually. Calvin says it is because his machine saves energy, which is a lie, as Hobbes states that it generates 1000 watts of energy, which is ten times more that Calvin's previous inventions combined. Calvin denies it as if it is such a big deal. Hobbes says that the machine produces lots of carbon monoxide, poisoning his own room and the outside. In order for Calvin to prove that it is true, he has to look out the window.


With the look of horror on Calvin's face, he witnesses that carbon monoxide (represented by multiple copies of the pig version of Mr. Bean with the "CO" over him) outside is overabundant.
With the look of horror on Calvin's face, he witnesses that carbon monoxide (represented by multiple copies of the pig version of Mr. Bean with the "CO" over him) outside is overabundant.

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