(Cold open): Mickey: Hey, everybody! It's me, Mickey Mouse! Say, you wanna come inside my clubhouse? (pause) Well, all right! Let's go! Oops! [chuckles] Gee, I forget this every time. Now to make the clubhouse appear, we need to say the magic words, exactly right. 'Cause if we don't, well, something funny might happen. The magic words are: Meeska, Mooska, Mickey Mouse! Say it with me. Meeska, Mooska, Mickey Mouse!
(Song lyrics): Chorus: M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E
Mickey: That's me!
Chorus: M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E
They Might Be Giants: It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse Come inside, it's fun inside It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse
Man: Roll call! Donald!
Donald: Present!
Man: Daisy!
Daisy: Here!
Man: Goofy!
Goofy: A-hyuck! Here!
Man: Pluto!
Pluto: (barks)
Man: Minnie!
Minnie: (giggles) Here!
Man: Mickey!
Mickey: Right here!
They Might Be Giants: It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse Come inside, it's fun inside
Chorus: M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E
Mickey: It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse! Ha-ha!