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{{Infobox Website
|image=Angelpark.jpg
|imagecaption= The front page in all its bizarre glory; it only gets more incomprehensible from here.
|maker=Sukatoromanko|type=Website
|registered in=2013
}}

'''Angel Park Musashi''' (えんじぇるぱーく武蔵) is a Japanese [[screamer]] [[website]] created by ''Sukatoromanko'' (which essentially translates to “scat cunt”) on April 4th, 2013. The website is somewhat similar to [[Goodbye to the Dolphin's Dream]] and [[Lomando.com]], being full of surreal and disturbing imagery. Due to its graphic and transgressive nature, it could also be considered something of an arty, low-grade [[shock site]].

The website starts with a main page, which is filled with flashing, distorted, erotic GIFs featuring anime characters and Japanese messages.

* A GIF of a flashing banner with two mirrored anime girls that drawn by [[Wikipedia: Arina Tanemura|Arina Tanemura]] with blue eyes and hair, and flashing red text that translates to "Congratulations!! We've reached 18 visitors!"
* Three insects with anime faces
* An image of a bright sky with text that translates to:
** resurrection to death
** destruction and creation
** chaos and order
** Agisha's yearning
* A GIF of an anime girl (actually a modified image of Felix Argyle, an effeminate catboy from the ''Re:Zero'' franchise) with “her” (his) face distorted and a rainbow substance splattered all over with a message that translates to "Magical facial cumshot! Ejaculation feeling in another dimension!"
* An image of a sky with airplanes with frame and pills and a poem says "My fingers tremble, my heart beats, like early, its strong I'm old enough"
* A GIF of the painting "Sleeping Venus" by Renaissance artist Giorgione, with a distorting anime head.

If the viewer clicks on the door, pictures of eight people will be displayed.

== Pictures ==
=== First Picture ===
It depicts an image of what appears to be a family with mojibake text on the bottom, while distorted sounds can be heard.

=== Second Picture ===
It depicts an image of men standing in front of a statue, similar in format to the first picture. 

=== Third Picture ===
It contains a flashing background with three anime creatures shaking while a distorted sound can be heard. 

=== Fourth Picture ===
It displays a head without eyes and a background flashing red and blue, accompanied by a loud song. Clicking on it leads to a page with several duplicates of the head, which, when clicked, leads to another page with the same heads covered by flashing red and blue squares. Clicking one of the heads once more leads to several of the same heads with moving eyes and mouths while a loud sound plays. This page automatically redirects back to the first page after a few seconds. In place of a head on the third page is a drawing of a flower, which, when clicked on, leads to a puzzle page. This puzzle page contains an image of a person, which reveals a Japanese character "き" when clicked on, meaning "tree, 1st-5th character".

=== Fifth Picture ===
It displays a scraped Pentel oil pastel box. When clicked, it contains a dead insect surrounded by ants in a box, while a cicada sound can be heard. 

=== Sixth Picture ===
It displays a flashing red background with corrupted text and a face without skin. An extremely loud crying sound is heard in the background.

=== Seventh Picture ===
It contains pictures of two strange humanoid beings and an arrow connecting them, and a question mark below. Clicking the question mark displays another distorted human. The title reads "ふたりの天使を 究極悪魔合体 なのだ", translating to "two angels combined into the ultimate demon".

=== Eighth Picture ===
Seven lines of kanji can be seen on this page, each redirects to a different page. Two of the lines are identical but lead to different sites. They translate to:
# Mass Suicide
# The Kouka people are coming.
# No Repair! No Repair!
# Bloody Nightmare
# The field of vision
# The field of vision
# Five Whispering People

===== 1st Kanji =====
It links to a GIF of a poorly drawn girl with big eyes on her cheeks as she giggles. 

===== 2nd Kanji =====
It leads to a drawing of a girl falling onto a box cutter with an extremely loud sound. If the girl falls into the box cutter before the viewer clicks her, they will be sent back to the seven lines of kanji. If the girl is clicked, the viewer will be redirected to a page with a poorly drawn, dismembered girl's body with what appears to be feces. Clicking certain body parts leads to a distorted image of a doll with a loud screeching sound. When clicking on the woman's right arm, however, the woman's head pops up with a loud, eerie sound. The viewer is then redirected to a similar page, but without the right arm. Then, the viewer can click on her left leg, then her right leg, then her left arm, and then her torso to progress. Afterwards, the woman's head reappears while distorted music can be heard. When clicking the woman's head, a pop-up appears that translates to, "Question 2: How many times did you say it?" while a GIF of moving Japanese text is displayed and a Japanese narrator is heard. The viewer is then redirected to the page with seven lines of kanji. 

===== 3rd Kanji =====
The 3rd one links to a page with several audio links to weird music (both in the form of file icons and kanji), a red swirling thing, and an eye.

The kanji in the lower right corner leads to a manga panel of a character who looks like someone from JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure; clicking the linked text just seems to open another identical tab.

The red swirling thing leads the viewer through a few pages of surreal imagery before sending them back to the main kanji page.

The eye leads to either a “spot the difference” page with strange, slightly morbid imagery involving religion or a creepy-looking, distorted image of a woman’s face; it’s unclear what causes the first image to change to the second.

===== 4th Kanji =====
The 4th line of kanji leads to a quiz page. If the viewer clicks an incorrect answer, black text appears that translates to, "Failure. You are an inappropriate person. Have a human heart," and the viewer must click on a link below to return to the quiz page. 

1st Question: A horse and a cow opened a restaurant.
Which one came out on top in the taste competition?
Answer: 1. Horse

2nd Question: What is it that Oni is always holding?
Answer: 2. Rice balls


3rd Question: Who are the friends with one entrance and three exits
Answer: 3. Clothes


4th Question: What kind of car is that with two "9"s on it?
Answer: 2. Ambulance

5th Question: Where does Musashi Province, one of Japan's Ryo system countries, fall under in terms of current place names? Choose the most appropriate one.
Answer: 3. Saitama, Tokyo, Kanagawa


6th Question: There is a wrinkle on my face. What was that?
Answer: 3. Great ancestors, red skinned people


7th Question: The mysterious image is.. 
Answer: 2. It's moving


8th Question: Who is this wonderful prince? 
Answer: 1. Reincarnated gal sone

9th Question: What is the cook's final line? 
Answer: 1. Enjoy!


10th Question: Yamato, or Japan? 
Answer: 1. Tentenchu

11th Question: An image of a distorted smiling figure appears accompanied by a loud sound.
Answer: Any answer.

88th Question: The image becomes a GIF and zooms in on a rainbow flashing background. 
Answer: 2. Din! Sacrifice. (2 times)  

88th Question: A GIF of a real woman with anime eyes and an X-shaped mouth eating carrots appears atop a flaming background with loud music. How many carrots do you eat? 
Answer: 1. 6 carrots


89th Question: Answer: 2. 12 carrots



90th Question
Answer: 1. 24 carrots



At the end of the quiz, black text appears that reads, "All the answers were correct! You are a good person!! Good for you." Below, two masks can be seen with text between them that says, "The answer to question 4 is 3." The viewer can then return to the kanji page.

===== 5th Kanji =====
Kanji number 5 leads to an image that appears to be a half-naked anime girl (the same one from the front page) with blue Japanese text, 2 hearts with wings, and a poorly drawn star scrolling across the screen. Pressing any of the Japanese text will create a pop-up with a song. Several of these songs are loud and distorted.

===== 6th Kanji =====
This kanji line goes to a long page full of flashing lights and distorted faces.

===== 7th Kanji =====
The page linked to by this one is similar to the first, only with four mirrored copies of the weird-looking anime girl in higher quality on a starry background.

== Secret ==
On the main page, the viewer clicked on the image that seems to be a real-life woman with anime eyes and drawn blood on her mouth and a halo with the pink text saying, 
"Loveliness comes from within me
It is said that it is seeping out
misunderstanding. .TXT"

An image of a sky with a white square and a text saying 
The misconception is that my loveliness oozes from within me.

The osechi I made last year was still in the fridge. When I opened the lid, I saw that
my mother's umbilical cord was inside, and as I was about to throw it away, I
met Kimutaku's eyes next to me. She was probably mistaken for the person in question, and
a girl who looked like Seiko Matsuda was probably her mistress. Don't be dirty, you're an adult.
But unfortunately, they don't look alike anymore, so he doesn't appear in person! yes! I'm sure it's funny lol
What's the fun in putting your ruler against your crotch? 
Let's stop now. As a result, even if you deny it, I'm still alive.
Is that really a human being? 
It's ridiculous that you're feeding your in-laws Oronine.
Do you know the concept of human rights, such as the legendary treasure sword and the nest sound? ?
On the other hand, there are a lot of dokusare-class people who come here today wearing the wrong shoes.
After all, keeping watch until 6 a.m.
is bad for your skin and health.
Just like the delivery guy doesn't look at me,
I just ban people who live in the poor class.
Is it my destiny to have the same sensibilities when I look at the comments section of gravure idols? (lol)
The earth is crying today as well.

If the viewer clicked on the down right, they would encounter the main page from before with a flashing color background.
If the viewer clicks on the door, pictures of eight people from before now appear with flashing colors. Having a loud, sparkling sound effect with a Japanese voice welcoming you when you encounter the page, which can be heard.

== Link ==
<font color="yellow">'''<u>NOTE</u>''': The following website contains flashing lights and lots of [[screamer|screamers]]!</font>
* um6bit.kikirara.jp
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