User:Kevin Durant - Revision history

Tankmanfan44: Reverted edit by RraderTacjun (talk) to last revision by Kevin Durant

2026-08-07T19:22:17Z

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	Check out [https://www.hltv.org/ HLTV.org] and [https://liquipedia.net/crossfire/Main_Page CrossFire Wiki] I go there every now and then!		Check out [https://www.hltv.org/ HLTV.org] and [https://liquipedia.net/crossfire/Main_Page CrossFire Wiki] I go there every now and then!
	~~AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!~~
	~~kev duranf~~

RraderTacjun at 18:31, 7 August 2026

2026-08-07T18:31:13Z

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	Check out [https://www.hltv.org/ HLTV.org] and [https://liquipedia.net/crossfire/Main_Page CrossFire Wiki] I go there every now and then!		Check out [https://www.hltv.org/ HLTV.org] and [https://liquipedia.net/crossfire/Main_Page CrossFire Wiki] I go there every now and then!
			AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
			kev duranf

Kevin Durant at 06:14, 7 August 2026

2026-08-07T06:14:53Z

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	~~kevin durant missing in action, knicks won 4-1 god bless New York, business laws, haruhi, minnesota, man~~, ~~I wanna go to damn minnesota and see~~ the ~~sunset. sounds grea.t~~		I'm a member of the SOS Brigade, which has the tagline:

	As of ~~writing right now~~, I ~~have ongoing chronic wrist~~ and ~~hand pain, so my time is limited~~. ~~Hope~~ I~~'ll get better soon~~		''Spreading excitement all over the world with Kevin Durant Brigade.''

			I also do a lot of statistics, and thanks to Screamer Wiki, I can finally learn how to write English. I tracked down player records and watch games 24/7.

			Check out [https://www.hltv.org/ HLTV.org] and [https://liquipedia.net/crossfire/Main_Page CrossFire Wiki] I go there every now and then!

Kevin Durant at 05:59, 27 June 2026

2026-06-27T05:59:29Z

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			As of writing right now, I have ongoing chronic wrist and hand pain, so my time is limited. Hope I'll get better soon

Kevin Durant at 07:17, 23 June 2026

2026-06-23T07:17:05Z

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Kevin Durant at 07:16, 23 June 2026

2026-06-23T07:16:51Z

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Kevin Durant at 07:15, 23 June 2026

2026-06-23T07:15:21Z

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Kevin Durant at 07:11, 23 June 2026

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Kevin Durant at 07:10, 23 June 2026

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	~~<big><font style="color:white>'''This user is currently training with Timberwolves.'''<br></big>~~
	~~This user may be away or inactive for varying periods of time, especially if they have deal with carrying his teammates.<br>~~
	~~Although they may occasionally be able to do some editing, talk page messages might not receive a timely response.</font>~~
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	~~[[File:Kevin Durant.jpg\|thumb]]~~
	~~Hello, my name is Kevin Durant, but you guys know me as KD! I'm around 6'5. I weigh 104kg. I play for the Houston Rockets~~ in ~~the [[wikipedia:NBA\|NBA]]!~~

	Listen, I don’t have time for the extra shit. People love to talk, but I’m out here actually doing the work. You want me to play Wikipedia editor? Fine. I’m surgical with this. I see a mistake, I delete that trash. I see a problem, ~~I solve it. No fluff, just buckets and facts.~~

	~~Peace~~

	~~-KD~~
	~~==Awards==~~
	*2x [[wikipedia:NBA\|NBA]] champion
	*2x [[wikipedia:NBA\|NBA]] Finals MVP
	*16x [[wikipedia:NBA\|NBA]] All-Star
	*[[Screamer Wiki:Admins\|Screamer Wiki Administrator]].
	*Hall of Fame [[Twitter]] award.
	*NBA [[wikipedia:Rookie of the Year\|Rookie of the Year]]
	*NBA 75th Anniversary Team
	*No. 35 retired by [[wikipedia:Texas Longhorns\|Texas Longhorns]]
	*[[wikipedia:FIBA World Cup\|FIBA World Cup]] MVP
	*[[wikipedia:Olympics\|Olympics]] MVP
	*[[wikipedia:McDonald's All-American Game\|McDonald's All-American Game]] Co-MVP (2006)

	~~==Team history==~~
	*[[wikipedia:Oklahoma City Thunder\|Oklahoma City Thunders]] (2007-2016)
	*[[wikipedia:Golden State Warriors\|Golden State Warriors]] (2016–2019)
	*[[wikipedia:Brooklyn Nets\|Brooklyn Nets]] (2019–2023)
	*[[wikipedia:Phoenix Suns\|Phoenix Suns]] (2023–2025)
	*[[wikipedia:Houston Rockets\|Houston Rockets]] (2025-2026) (FAILED STINT)
	*[[wikipedia:Timberwolves\|Timberwolves]] (2026-present)

	~~==KD's [[Goatse]] story==~~
	I was in a training room with the [[wikipedia:Oklahoma City Thunder\|Oklahoma City Thunders]]. They told me it was a "rare scouting report on defensive spacing" from the early 2000s. I’m always looking to sharpen my shots, so I clicked it without a second thought. Next thing I know, my screen is filled with some dude doing the most wide-open, expanded-floor-spacing move I’ve ever seen in my life.. It was [[Goatse]].

	Honestly, seeing that gap reminded me exactly of the 2017 Finals. It looked just like the [[wikipedia:Cleveland Cavaliers\|Cleveland Cavaliers]]’ paint defense whenever I came down the lane on a fast break. Just completely vacated. No resistance, no rim protector, just a massive, wide-open lane inviting me to walk right in.

	~~It’s that same "help-side defense is non-existent" energy. I’ve never seen a man more "ready for the layup" in my life, and I’m hitting DELETE on that memory and that user forever.~~

	~~Absolute bullshit.~~
	~~==Gallery==~~
	~~<gallery>~~
	~~Kevin Durant editing wiki pages.jpg\|That's me editing your pages during team break.~~
	~~Kevin Durant 2.jpg\|Old pic of me with the awards, happy, satisfied. Not with the Rockets obviously. I'm yet to~~ be ~~satisfied.~~
	~~Kevin Durant 3.jpg\|Me wearing the Rockets jersey.~~
	~~</gallery>~~
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