User:Kevin Durant - Revision history

Kevin Durant at 03:09, 5 May 2026

2026-05-05T03:09:48Z

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	Absolute bullshit.		Absolute bullshit.
	~~==Matsuyama Dokuhara==~~
	~~KD's biggest threat is solving the [[Matsuyama Dokuhara]] and [[Hitomiharassment]] rabbit hole. He'll be working on it after the Rockets won against the Lakers.~~
	==Gallery==		==Gallery==
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2026-05-02T06:58:34Z

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	Absolute bullshit.		Absolute bullshit.
			==Matsuyama Dokuhara==
			KD's biggest threat is solving the [[Matsuyama Dokuhara]] and [[Hitomiharassment]] rabbit hole. He'll be working on it after the Rockets won against the Lakers.
	==Gallery==		==Gallery==
	<gallery>		<gallery>

2026-04-30T07:25:50Z

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	*[[wikipedia:Houston Rockets\|Houston Rockets]] (2025-present) (I felt like I miss the Suns already.)		*[[wikipedia:Houston Rockets\|Houston Rockets]] (2025-present) (I felt like I miss the Suns already.)

			==KD's [[Goatse]] story==
			I was in a training room with the [[wikipedia:Oklahoma City Thunder\|Oklahoma City Thunders]]. They told me it was a "rare scouting report on defensive spacing" from the early 2000s. I’m always looking to sharpen my shots, so I clicked it without a second thought. Next thing I know, my screen is filled with some dude doing the most wide-open, expanded-floor-spacing move I’ve ever seen in my life.. It was [[Goatse]].

			Honestly, seeing that gap reminded me exactly of the 2017 Finals. It looked just like the [[wikipedia:Cleveland Cavaliers\|Cleveland Cavaliers]]’ paint defense whenever I came down the lane on a fast break. Just completely vacated. No resistance, no rim protector, just a massive, wide-open lane inviting me to walk right in.

			It’s that same "help-side defense is non-existent" energy. I’ve never seen a man more "ready for the layup" in my life, and I’m hitting DELETE on that memory and that user forever.

			Absolute bullshit.
	==Gallery==		==Gallery==
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2026-04-26T09:10:39Z

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	Listen, I don’t have time for the extra shit. People love to talk, but I’m out here actually doing the work. You want me to play Wikipedia editor? Fine. I’m surgical with this. I see a mistake, I delete that trash. I see a problem, I solve it. No fluff, just buckets and facts.		Listen, I don’t have time for the extra shit. People love to talk, but I’m out here actually doing the work. You want me to play Wikipedia editor? Fine. I’m surgical with this. I see a mistake, I delete that trash. I see a problem, I solve it. No fluff, just buckets and facts.

			Peace

			-KD
	==Awards==		==Awards==
	*2x [[wikipedia:NBA\|NBA]] champion		*2x [[wikipedia:NBA\|NBA]] champion
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	*[[wikipedia:Phoenix Suns\|Phoenix Suns]] (2023–2025)		*[[wikipedia:Phoenix Suns\|Phoenix Suns]] (2023–2025)
	*[[wikipedia:Houston Rockets\|Houston Rockets]] (2025-present) (I felt like I miss the Suns already.)		*[[wikipedia:Houston Rockets\|Houston Rockets]] (2025-present) (I felt like I miss the Suns already.)

	==Gallery==		==Gallery==
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2026-04-25T14:23:29Z

Tankmanfan44 moved page User:SkyBlueCatM to User:Kevin Durant: Automatically moved page while renaming the user "SkyBlueCatM" to "Kevin Durant"

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2026-04-25T13:09:46Z

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2026-04-25T13:02:59Z

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	Hello, my name is Kevin Durant, but you guys know me as KD! I'm around 6'5. I weigh 104kg. I play for the Houston Rockets in the [[wikipedia:NBA\|NBA]]!		Hello, my name is Kevin Durant, but you guys know me as KD! I'm around 6'5. I weigh 104kg. I play for the Houston Rockets in the [[wikipedia:NBA\|NBA]]!

			Listen, I don’t have time for the extra shit. People love to talk, but I’m out here actually doing the work. You want me to play Wikipedia editor? Fine. I’m surgical with this. I see a mistake, I delete that trash. I see a problem, I solve it. No fluff, just buckets and facts.
	==Awards==		==Awards==
	*2x [[wikipedia:NBA\|NBA]] champion		*2x [[wikipedia:NBA\|NBA]] champion

2026-04-25T12:30:41Z

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2026-04-25T12:30:28Z

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2026-04-23T06:35:53Z

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