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Finder Lurker's Modern K-fee Commercials

2023-01-14T00:32:20Z

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{{Infobox
|name = Finder Lurker's K-fee Parodies
|image = FL2.JPG
|maker = [[Devin Millar]]
|type = Screamer Parodies
|date = Summer 2019
}}

In the summer of 2019, American musician, animator, and YouTuber Devin Millar, under his [[Finder Lurker]] alias had created 21 videos of what "modernized" advertisements for the now-defunct coffee-flavored energy drink company [[K-fee]] would’ve looked like. These commercials are similar to the [[K-fee commercials|original advertisements]] the company had originally made.

Devin originally claimed the ads were official but this was proven to be false. Devin did the editing, filming, narration, and even is the monster all himself.
==The commercials==
There are English, German, Espresso, Radio, and even poster advertisements of the commercials all created by Finder Lurker, and they are all in similar formulas to the original advertisements. They all start with a peaceful scene along with peaceful music before getting briefly interrupted by a monster at the end screaming and possibly scaring the viewer. Except instead of Adam, or Brad Johnson, it is Devin Millar himself as a Demonic Ghost-like creature with dark eyes and a long smile. (Similar to that of Jeff the Killer, or Momo.)
* '''''Concert''''': The video starts with an EDM concert in the middle of a desert at sunset, and then as everyone claps, the beat builds up and up, and then right before the beat drops, a ghost-like demon jumps up, screams, and shakes their head. Filmed in Coachella Valley, California.
* '''''Apex''''': It starts with a peaceful scene of a house on top of a hill on a beautiful sunny day with clouds, and then at a certain point, the camera stops moving and we focus on just the house, and then from out of nowhere, the ghost-like demon jumps up, screaming, and shaking its head. Filmed in Yacolt, Washington.<ref>45.819746, -122.369010</ref>
* '''''Truck''''': It starts with a truck on a half sunny-half cloudy day and it's carrying a giant cargo in a neighborhood. As soon as the truck leaves the scene the ghost-like creature hangs upside down screaming. This is the same screamer footage as the concert one but it's vertically flipped and lightened up and with a different filter. Filmed in Camas, Washington.
* '''''Playground''''': It starts with an empty playground in a neighborhood while hearing motorcycles driving in the background. Then we see all of the swings, the skatepark, and a kiddie ride, and then it shows the playground in full view again, and then after a couple of seconds of showing it, the ghost-like creature jumps up screaming. This is the only commercial without any filters. Filmed in Yacolt, Washington.
* '''''River''''': This advertisement starts with a river on a giant rock overlooking the place at sunset with peaceful piano music with cars passing by the cliff. Then after a while, the monster jumps from upside-down screaming. Filmed in Moulton Falls, Yacolt, Washington.
* '''''Bike''''': The ad starts with a peaceful scene with a bike next to a tree on a sunny day, and then eventually the camera pans across to show the entire scene, and then it stops at a certain point similar to the meadow commercial, and then suddenly the ghost-like creature jumps up from upside down and screams. This is the same footage as the River one but horizontally flipped, brightened, and with a different filter. Filmed in Dole Valley, Yacolt, Washington.
* '''''Farm''''': It starts with an aerial view of a farm with some cows in it, and then after a couple of seconds when the country music that's playing comes to its conclusion, the ghost-like monster jumps up screaming, with its face obscured by the darkness of the sunset. This is the same footage as the Playground one but with a darker filter. Filmed in Yacolt Mountain, Yacolt, Washington.
* '''''Neon''''': It starts with a very lit view of Fremont Street in Las Vegas, and then after a while of showing everyone walking around and all, the monster with its hair tied up in a bun and with burnt eyes jumps down screaming. This is one of the scariest variants as there is no warning before the screamer comes. Filmed in Las Vegas, Nevada.
* ''''' Clock Tower''''': It starts with Clock Tower with fish all over it as the camera pans up to show it ringing its bells. Then after a couple of hits showing what time it is, the monster, now with mangled skin and white glowing eyes jumps down and shakes its head screaming. Filmed in Vancouver, Washington. <ref>https://www.google.com/maps/place/Salmon+Run+Bell+Tower/@45.6260816,-122.6745784,18z/data=!4m5!3m4!1s0x0:0xad0c4ac646e43a25!8m2!3d45.6259147!4d-122.6743906</ref>
* '''''Mountain''''': It starts with a view of the top of a mountain with other mountains surrounding it with very campy music playing, and then after a while, the monster jumps down screaming.
* '''''Dock''''': It starts with a dock with restaurants and a person walking on it with a fancy coat on at sunset, and then as soon as the person is beginning to leave the scene the monster jumps up screaming. This uses the same screamer footage as the Clock Tower but with a different filter and vertically flipped.
* '''Wonderland''': It shows a green and wonderful forest cliff in a sunshower, with enchanting piano music playing in the background. It then shows a weed with some thorns, and some parts of the forest as well. It then shows the cliff again, and after a while of focusing on this shot, the Ghost monster jumps down and screams at the camera.
* '''Vegas''': It shows a view of Las Vegas with people talking, casino noises of slot machines and announcers in the background, and live blues music playing in the background. It then pans over to show more, and then suddenly the Ghost monster jumps down screaming, notably now wearing a sundress along with having mangled skin.
* '''Pool''': It shows a giant swimming pool with some Reggae EDM music playing in the background at a resort with lots of people at it, a bar, a water slide. Pretty soon it pans over to show the giant water slide going through a Shark tank. Then the camera stops moving, and after a while of showing this, the Ghost monster jumps up and screams at the camera.
* '''Morning''': It shows a couple of some plants in a dawn setting on a farm. After a while of it showing around the area for a little bit, the Ghost monster jumps up screaming at the camera.
* '''Creek''': It shows a small river on a sunny day in an elegant way with relaxing meditation music playing in the background. After a while, the Ghost monster jumps up screaming. This one is scarier due to the lack of a warning before the jumpscare happens.
* '''Market''': It starts with a marketplace with some seating, a glass elevator, and people walking around with relaxing Jazz music being played in the background. Then after a while of showing this shot, suddenly the Ghost monster jumps up screaming at the camera.
* '''Village''': It shows a small town and some Techno music playing in the background until it pans over. Right when it does, suddenly the Ghost now looking angry jumps up and screams.
* '''Bridge''': It shows a railroad track bridge along with the forest area surrounding it. After showing the bridge again, suddenly the Ghost monsters jump up with glowing eyes and sharp teeth.
* '''River Bridge:''' It shows a river, some parts of a forest, and then a giant bridge overlooking the entire area. Then suddenly, when it shows this shot, the Ghost monster jumps down and screams.
* '''Sunset:''' It shows a sunset sky, and then a couple holding hands watching it. Then it shows the environment and then showing the sky again, and then suddenly the Ghost monster hangs down and screams.

==Light commercials==
There were also, "Light" versions similar to the original ones for the original commercials made by the same company, but this time it is Finder Lurker's versions. The music is even slightly higher pitched in the same way to match the original atmosphere of the original video advertisements.
* '''''Neon''''': It features the same Las Vegas Fremont scene from the original commercial of the same name but instead of the ghost-like creature jumping up, instead it's a polar bear puppet jumping up and giggling, with it being very obvious it's about to jump at the bottom of the screen before it does. It then quickly shows an illustration of the bottle with the same teenage boy talking about the product along with the same child whispering as from the original commercials.
* '''''Concert''''': It features the same concert footage but instead of the monster jumping up, it's a Buddha statue clumsily going up and the music stops. It then quickly shows the illustration of the bottle with the same teenage boy talking about the product along with the same child whispering as from the original commercials.
* '''''River''''': It shows the same river scene with the cars passing by the cliff, and the camera on a rocky shore, but instead of the ghost-like creature popping up, a white teddy bear pops up and giggles while going, "Boo!" It then quickly shows the illustration of the bottle with the same teenage boy talking about the product along with the same child whispering as from the original commercials.
* '''''Playground''''': It shows the same footage as the original one but instead of the ghost-like creature jumping up, instead it's a monkey puppet jumping up saying, "Ooo ooo monkey!" It then quickly shows the illustration of the bottle with the same teenage boy talking about the product along with the same child whispering as from the original commercials.

==Radio commercials==
Finder Lurker also went far enough to create "Radio" versions of the advertisements as well. These are all done in the same style as the original radio advertisements but with
* '''''Bar''''': It's a conversation between a man and a bartender in an East Coast-esque bar and the bartender says, "Oh! Hi! Why the long face?" Then the man is depressed and says, "She dumped me. I'm gonna lose my kids and my house." And then the bartender thinks and then says," Hm. I got an idea! Um, it's a little bit of a long story, but, I know how you get your life back together. Alright, so all you have to do, is-" And then getting interrupted by the same scream as the screamer commercials, and then very shortly the two kids, the teenage boy, and the whispering child talk about the product and its details.
* '''''YouTuber''''': A dubstep song plays with a male narrator saying, "My name is Rapping Ranger! I am the best gaming channel that involves anything to do with shooting and racing, and I am the one person with the most subscribers! Please subscribe-follow for more videos, ha, and be sure to follow me on all of my social-" Then being interrupted by the scream, and then the teenage boy and child talking about the product.
* '''''Music Festival''''': You hear a boom and a crowd cheering and a male DJ announcing, "What is up now Cloud Festival! We are going to rock this fucking house! Now on the count of three, we're going to blow this party to the moon! Three, two, one-" And then getting interrupted by the scream along with a teenage boy, and a childlike voice saying the product's name and details about it.
* '''''Airplane''''': We hear a little boy asking his mom on an airplane, "Mommy mommy! How long until we get to Paris?" Then the mom answers, "We have only 3 hours, our plane took off 5 hours ago." Then the kid laments saying, "Aww, that's gonna take 300 years!" Then the mom reassures him, "No it's won't I can read you a story." Then the agrees and then after a couple of seconds the plane starts to go through some turbulence, and then the kid gasps and asks his mom, "What was that mommy?" Then the mommy says, "Oh don't worry sweetie, that's just a little-" Then her sentence gets interrupted by the scream, along with all of the narrators saying all of the product details and all like the other radio ads and all.
*'''''Restaurant Ad''''': We hear happy pop guitar music along with a male narrator saying, "Have you ever wanted a BBQ and a foot massage at the same time? Well stop right there and let me tell you about it! Here are Quacker's BBQ and Foot Massage, we have all kinds of deals including Kid's Meals, Kid's Massages, and so much much much much more for the adults! With a cross between a greasy spoon and a foot massage place, we have all kinds of things in store. Also be sure to bring your family, friends, and don't forget to support the cause of everything we got here at-" Then the sentence gets interrupted by the same scream ad the commercials, and then it goes into this time scary-sounding trap music along with a new teenage by talking about the product and it's detailed, and then being followed by a re-recording of the child whispering.
*'''''Product Ad''''': We hear happy-sounding whistling music along with a male narrator saying, "With Sandy's glove wipes, we can ensure your home is clean and you are well. They are completely contactless, nobody will ever know you even used them." Then the sentence gets interrupted by the scream, following the same scary-sounding trap music along with the new teenage boy and the whispering child saying the product and its details.
*'''''Play Ad''''': It starts with some dramatic music with a male narrator saying, "Experience the beauty, the sheer joy, and everything in between. Experience. "The Wanda Hills" coming this weekend with kids and adults only 50% off. And don't forget to bring your-" Then the sentence gets interrupted by the same scream, and then some scary-sounding trap music along with the new teenage boy and the whispering child saying the product name and details.

==Magazine Advertisements==
Finder Lurker also had created, "Magazine" advertisements that had artwork of disturbing imagery of cartoon teenagers and children killing their parents, authority figures, and vice versa, and of very obscure art intended to wake up the viewers in the same way as the original magazine ads. Despite being called, "Magazine" ads, none of these appeared in any real-life magazine issues and, are only based on the likeness of the original magazine ads.
==Espresso Advertisements==
Finder Lurker had also created, "Espresso" advertisements which are very short videos with scaled-down screamers usually in the Instagram/TikTok format, and specifically designed for such. They usually feature some kind of, "Challenge" or meme related thing for a couple of seconds, or sometimes even minutes, depending on the theme, before the ghost-like creature jumps up or down from either side of the screen screaming for a short period before ducking and then showing the product information. In this case, it's advertising there, "Espresso To-Go" drinks from the company's old, and one of their original websites from 2008 that they previously had advertised, which can even be seen on the Wayback Machine revisions. There never used to be any advertisements for this and that is why Finder Lurker had particularly made it a thing.
==Cast & Crew==
* '''Director''': Devin Millar
* '''Producer''': Devin Millar
* '''Editor & Compositor''': Devin Millar
* '''Camera Crew''': Devin Millar
* '''Actors''': Devin Millar (Ghost-like Demon Creature)
* '''Platforms''': YouTube
== Trivia ==
* The Buddha statue from the "Light" version of the "Concert" advertisement is a direct nod to the Buddha advertisement from the official commercials.
* Due to the rather advanced nature of the advertisements, unlike a lot of other K-fee parodies, many K-fee fans had believed the advertisements were official. They are even treated as such among the community.
* According to Devin, the background footage took in 2016.
* There is a small rumor that these advertisements were originally on the K-fee official site, and that they were deleted, but this was never proven. The website went defunct in 2011 also.
* This is the only series of screamers Devin did where he did not do the scream himself to match the likeness of the original advertisements and keep the same spirit and atmosphere.
* A running gag throughout the creation of these advertisements was "recipe" being misspelled as "recipie".
* Originally Devin was going to use all of his friends as unique monsters for each video, but this was scrapped.
* Before 2021, all of the new commercial parodies had a 2D animated can of K-fee at the end showcasing the product, and now it has a CG can of K-fee instead along with re-recordings of the narrators.
* On 8th June 2021, Devin uploaded a compilation of the original K-fee commercials from 2004 to the Finder Lurker channel, with the jumpscares featuring his ghost-like monsters in place of the usual zombie and gargoyle.
* Devin narrates the commercials in a British accent to match the fact that the K-fee ads were largely aired there for the English-speaking audience.
* Everything was filmed in Las Vegas, Nevada, Los Angeles, California, and Vancouver, Washington/Portland, Oregon.
==Links==
NOTE: The following videos contain [[screamers]]!
*'''Concert''': youtube.com/watch?v=_BEe9leFtZI
*'''Truck''': youtube.com/watch?v=Zzr_pNU_xYU
*'''River''': youtube.com/watch?v=kj4gjGEM8t4
*'''Playground''': youtube.com/watch?v=Igp_6nL3KtA
*'''Bike''': youtube.com/watch?v=IpBLL444GKI
*'''Apex''': youtube.com/watch?v=K3tCwj75yuU
*'''Farm''': youtube.com/watch?v=1FoDxAIGm28
*'''Neon''': youtube.com/watch?v=WS7CiT6d0Hk
*'''Clock Tower:''' youtube.com/watch?v=9iZfERbg1mY
*'''Dock:''' youtube.com/watch?v=obNY9l_WYDk
*'''Mountain:''' youtube.com/watch?v=oRz55s3awFk
*'''Wonderland''': youtu.be/jKkoie5zV4A
*'''Vegas''': youtube.com/watch?v=CQOT60mIW8Y
*'''Pool''': youtube.com/watch?v=wgj-esS1igY
*'''Morning''': youtube.com/watch?v=9kJbzNrI8A4
*'''Creek''': youtube.com/watch?v=KvCP3aDK7sw
*'''Market''': youtube.com/watch?v=uWSnySri9wo
*'''Original Commercials (Finder Lurker Edit):''' youtube.com/watch?v=S7deQdhU3Rc
*'''Dock Returns:''' youtube.com/watch?v=UlYha_H3CWY
*'''Clock Tower Returns:''' youtube.com/watch?v=unWpRsgwNfU
*'''Village''': youtube.com/watch?v=YytBoVcdtPQ
*'''Bridge:''' youtube.com/watch?v=wFC6fnDAGn0
*'''River Bridge''': youtube.com/watch?v=g5AVcaCsJ_U
*'''Sunset''': youtube.com/watch?v=56tlygGUPiA
===Lite Versions===
*'''Concert''': youtube.com/watch?v=IFqAa5u9Z7g
*'''Playground''': youtube.com/watch?v=HmqDv98qEGg
*'''River''': youtube.com/watch?v=IoXQebQRoxQ
*'''Neon''': youtube.com/watch?v=0cadNbgGAaA

==References==
<references />
* 45.831099, -122.385630 (River Bridge)
* 45.819709, -122.368623 (Apex)
* 45.626004, -122.674455 (Clock Tower)
* 33.683437, -116.238598 (Concert)
* 45.588299, -122.393146 (Truck)
* 36.169682, -115.141683 (Neon)
* youtube.com/watch?v=APpqWBzQ8QU (K-fee Documentary)
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K-fee Wide Awake commercials

2023-01-14T00:28:11Z

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{{Infobox Commercial
|title = '''K-fee commercials'''
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|imagecaption = Even been so wide awake?
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|aired in = 2004
|banned advert = Yes
|country = Germany United Kingdom
|to advertise = A coffee drink
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In April 2005, a German beverage company named [[wikipedia:Jump scare#In advertising|'''K-fee''']] released nine 20-second-long television commercials as part of their ''Wide Awake'' campaign to advertise their coffee drink. These commercials have been heavily criticized for their content and many feel that the adverts are very uncommercial and upsetting, though their shocking visual is built to simulate the effect that the product has on the viewer.

The commercials consist of peaceful scenes, such as a car driving down a grassy hillside to soothing music. However, at some point in the ad, the scene gets briefly interrupted by either a zombie or a gargoyle screaming at the camera, followed by the company's slogan and the product, accompanied by the fast heartbeat.

K-fee received a lot of complaints from their viewers, and soon after that, the ads stopped being aired on television. Some people say that on some other occasions, a warning message was displayed before the advert played, informing any young children, easily scared individuals, and people with heart or certain health conditions to not view the footage. However, this is unproven.

An episode of ''[[Wikipedia:The Tonight Show with Jay Leno|The Tonight Show with Jay Leno]]'', aired in April 2005, featured a segment where the audience and [[wikipedia:Jay Leno|Jay]] reacted to K-fee's ''Car'' commercial. It was hosted on K-fee's official website back from 2004 to 2007 along with the other adverts. The K-fee ''Car'' commercial was also featured in 2005 on ''[[wikipedia:...on Television|Tarrant on TV]]'', a famous British show, as well as on ''[[America's Funniest Home Videos]]''.

On January 29th, 2021, Rhys Lapsley (Wollstone Studios, Rhys Productions 11 on this wiki) uploaded a [[Screamer Wiki:K-Fee : The Infamous Commercials Documentary|one-hour documentary video]] featuring the actors from the commercials as well as several others involved in their legacy of them.
== The commercials ==
Each commercial had both German and English versions, with the captions at the end in the respective language. There was also either a zombie or a gargoyle at the end of each advert. The zombie was played by American actor Brad Johnson, and the gargoyle was played by his brother, ''Adam Johnson''. These ads were first aired on television on April 30th, 2005. [[File:K-fee_zombie.jpg|thumb|250px|The K-fee zombie actor, Brad Johnson]]

=== Commercials featuring the zombie ===
* '''Car ''(Auto in German)''''': The commercial begins with a relaxing scene of a white car driving down a grassy hillside to soothing music. When the car passes behind a large tree, the camera follows. Once it pans off the tree, the car is gone. Then, a zombie suddenly pops into the scene very briefly accompanied by a frightening scream, scaring the viewer. This commercial is more commonly known as ''Ghost Car, Spooky Car'' or the ''Scary Car Commercial''. The commercial was filmed at [https://goo.gl/maps/kB7FZJDSDA3cBSCx7 36°46'09.3"N 119°15'21.9"W], which is located near Kings Canyon Joint Unified, California.<ref>https://twitter.com/georainbolt/status/1613692024770727936</ref>
* '''Fishing ''(Angler in German)''''': This shows a man fishing in a lake, and not long afterward the zombie appears, surprisingly not looking directly into the camera as it screams.
* '''Yoga''': This shows a person practicing yoga on a cliff, and as soon as the person lifts their hand, the zombie seemingly appears out of nowhere, screaming. Its face is obscured by the dark. This commercial was likely filmed at [[Wikipedia:Joshua Tree National Park|Joshua Tree National Park]]<ref>34° 00′ 58.18″ N, 116° 09′ 34.27″ W</ref>.
* '''Meadow ''(Wiese in German)''''': The video starts with a field of wildflowers and a pollinating bee. It then cuts to a meadow with some bicycles leaning against a large tree, and the camera stops moving at a certain point. Not long afterward, the zombie shows up from the left side of the screen and screams.
* '''Surfing''': This is a faraway view of a person on a beach going to the ocean to go surfing. Then the zombie appears from the right side of the screen and screams. The zombie chroma key seems to be the same one used from the Car/Auto ad, but it's zoomed in. Also, This commercial is also known as Beach 3, Or Surfer.

[[File:K-fee_gargoyle.jpg|thumb|250px|The K-fee gargoyle actor, Adam Johnson]]

=== Commercials featuring the gargoyle ===
* '''Beach ''(Strand in German)''''': This depicts two lovers on a beach about to kiss, and just as they do, the gargoyle jumps up screaming from the bottom of the screen, blocking the view, with blood dripping from its mouth. K-fee Beach was filmed at Point Dume State Beach.
* '''Boardwalk ''(Weg in German)''''': This shows a relaxing scene of a boardwalk near a beach, with a jogger in the distance who can be heard breathing, and soon stops to take a break and look at the beach. The camera then pans to the beach as well, and shortly after it stops moving, the gargoyle appears upside-down and screams. This commercial is also known as ''Beach 2''. This commercial was filmed at Moonstone Beach Boardwalk in Cambria, CA.
* '''Buddha''': This depicts a woman sitting in a garden, meditating near a Buddha statue. The camera briefly cuts to the statue and then to the woman, and when it moves away to its original view, the gargoyle jumps up screaming. Its face is so close to the camera that it is out of focus.
* '''Golf''': A man is shown golfing from far away. Eventually, a faint putting sound is heard, and shortly afterward, the gargoyle appears upside-down and screams. This is the only spot that does not include any background music. This commercial was likely filmed at PGA West's [https://www.pgawest.com/arnold-palmer-private-course Arnold Palmer Private Course] in [[wikipedia:Palm Springs, California|Palm Springs, CA]].

==K-fee radio advertisements==
In December 2004, K-fee released four radio advertisements: ''Investment'', ''Love'', ''Relaxation'' and ''Christmas''. The ads were available in English and German.

=== Investment ===
* '''''English version '''(0:29)'': The ad starts with a man saying the following: "Would you like to know how to make more of your money? Then, listen carefully. We've got an investment tip for you that promises top returns. This investment will guarantee you a worry-free life and allow you to fulfill cherished dreams. All with a monthly payment starting from just 20 euros. All you have to do..." Then, the sentence gets interrupted by the same loud scream used in the other K-fee commercials. Then, a voice reads "Ever been so wide awake? K-fee. Canned caffeine with coffee."
* '''''German version''' (0:26)'': "Möchten Sie wissen, wie Sie mehr aus Ihrem Geld machen? Dann hören Sie jetzt gut zu. Wir haben für Sie einen Anlagetipp mit einer Top-Rendite. Diese Anlage garantiert Ihnen ein sorgenfreies Leben. Und erlaubt es Ihnen, lang gehegte Wünsche zu erfüllen. Und das bereits ab einer monatlichen Einzahlung von nur 20 Euro. Sie müssen einfach nur..."

=== Love ===
* '''''English version '''(0:33)'': The ad starts with lullaby music and a young girl's voice saying the following: "Mummy mummy, how much do you love me?" Then, a woman's voice says: "I love you from here to the moon." "How far is that?" "Hm. It's so far." "Is that so much?" "Yes, my love. I love you so much. Now close your eyes sweetie, and listen while I read you a story. Once upon a time, there was a little dormouse called Piff. One day, it went..." Then, the sentence gets interrupted by the same loud scream used in the other K-fee commercials. Then, a voice reads "Ever been so wide awake? K-fee. Canned caffeine with coffee."
* '''''German version''' (0:37)'': Kind: "Mama, Mama, wie lieb hast du mich?" Mama: "Ich hab dich von hier bis zum Mond lieb!" Kind: "Wie weit ist denn das?" Mama: "Das ist sooooo weit." Kind: "Ist das soooo doll?" Mama: "Ja, mein Süßes. Soooo doll lieb hab ich dich. Und jetzt macht mein kleines Krümelchen mal die Augen zu und hört schön hin, denn jetzt les ich dir noch eine kleine Geschichte vor… Es war einmal eine kleine Haselmaus namens Piff. Eines Morgens…"

=== Relaxation ===
* '''''English version''' (0:49)'': The ad starts with the same music used in the K-fee Buddha commercial. Then, a soft-spoken woman's voice said the following: "And now, an exercise to help you relax. Make yourself comfortable. Close your eyes. Breathe in deeply through your nose. Keep your mouth shut. Feel that deep breath go down to your tummy. In, and out. And in, and out. And in, and out. And in, and..." Then, the sentence gets interrupted by the same loud scream used in the other K-fee commercials. Then, a voice reads "Ever been so wide awake? K-fee. Canned caffeine with coffee."

* '''''German version '''(0:38)'': "Zu Ihrer Entspannung nun eine Übung. Machen Sie es sich bequem. Schließen Sie die Augen, atmen Sie durch die Nase tief ein. Der Mund bleibt dabei geschlossen. Atmen Sie tief in den Unterbauch. Ein, und aus. Und ein, und aus. Und ein, und…"

=== Christmas ===
* '''''English version''''' ''(0:51)'': The ad starts with the sound of a clock ticking. Then, a Santa Claus voice says the following: "Ah, Christmas time again at last. And we all have such wonderful childhood memories. Pretty little crooked houses, with chimneys puffing out trails of smoke. Ha, yes. And the icicles glistening in the moonlight all around. The snow crunches softly under our feet, and when we come into the cozy warmth of our houses, the smell of delicious baked apples and freshly baked mince pies, and oh how excited we are when we finally, finally hear the sound signaling the arrival of Christmas..." Then, the sentence then gets interrupted by the same loud scream used in the other K-fee commercials. Then, a voice reads "Ever been so wide awake? K-fee. Canned caffeine with coffee."
* '''''German version''' (1:02)'': "Aaaaach, endlich ist wieder Weihnachtszeit und wir haben wieder all die schönen Erinnerungen an unsere Kindheit im Kopf. Die hübschen windschiefen Häuselein, aus deren Schornsteinen sich kleine Rauchfähnchen kräuseln. Ach, und die Eiszapfen allüberall, die im Mondenschein glitzern. Leise knirscht der Schnee unter unseren Sohlen, und wenn wir die behagliche Wärme unserer Häuslein betreten, dann duftet es schon nach Bratäpfelchen und frischgebackenen Rosinenmännlein. Hei, wie aufgeregt wir werden, wenn wir dann endlich, endlich am heiligen Abend das Signal zur Bescherung hören."

== K-fee light-version advertisements ==
In December 2005, K-fee released new commercials for their line of Latte macchiato drinks that parodied their prank flash-style commercials. Using the footage from three of K-fee's most popular commercials (Auto, Beach, and Golf), the company replaced the zombie or gargoyle at the end of the ad with less-frightening characters, followed by the text "Jetzt auch mit weniger Koffein." (which translates as "Now also available with less caffeine") or in the English version, "Now, without so much caffeine." and a picture of a Latte Macchiato or Latte Macchiato Vanilla bottle. The Latte Macchiato commercials were made in English and German and used the same soundtracks from the originals with a higher pitch. These ads were first aired on television on December 27th, 2005.
* '''Beach ''(Light)''''': A smiling teddy bear (possibly a hand puppet) appears instead of the gargoyle and giggles. The piano music in the background is higher pitched than in the original version. This spot advertises K-fee Latte Macchiato Classic.
* '''Auto ''(Light)''''': A man in a light polo shirt appears from the bottom instead of the zombie and softly says “Boo!” in an effeminate, almost teasing voice. Once again, the background music is higher-pitched, and the advertised product is K-fee Latte Macchiato Classic.
* '''Golf ''(Light)''''': A man in a Demon mask appears from below instead of the upside-down gargoyle from above and says “Roooaaar!” in a calm voice. He can already be seen clumsily attempting to hide at the bottom of the screen before he rises. More birds are chirping in the background than in the original version. This spot advertises K-fee Latte Macchiato Vanilla.

== K-fee magazine advertisements ==
Between December 2006 and February 2009, K-fee released multiple picture-based advertisements in magazines presumably in Germany. Not much is known about these advertisements, such as what magazines they appeared in.

== Awards ==
K-fee has won two awards for its advertisements.
* '''Clio Awards 2005''' (Bronze Award): K-fee's ''Investment'', ''Love'', ''Relaxation'' and ''Christmas'' radio advertisements. <ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20060322124946/http://www.clioawards.com/awards/index.cfm?page=2&medium=ra&prize=gc&search=0</ref>
* '''Cannes Lions 2005''' (Silver Award): K-fee's Car, Golf and Beach television commercials. <ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20051001011222/http://www.canneslions.com/winners/pdf/CL2005_Film_Winners.pdf</ref>
* '''Shots Award 2004. Issue #83''': K-fee's ''Beach'' and ''Golf'' television commercials.<ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20221111003217/https://files.catbox.moe/vehpp3.mp4</ref>

== Cast & Crew ==
[[File:K-fee crew.jpg|thumb|260px|The '''K-fee crew''' on recording set, June 10th, 2004.]]
*'''Director:''' Kai Sehr
*'''Actors:''' Brad Johnson ''(Zombie)'', Adam Johnson ''(Gargoyle / Batboy)''
*'''Producer:''' Kai Stoecker
*'''Advertising Agency:''' Jung von Matt (Hamburg, Germany)
*'''Creative Directors:''' Costantin Kaloff, Ove Gley
*'''Art Director:''' Frank Aldorf
*'''Production Company:''' Cobblestone Filmproduktion
*'''Sound Design:''' Doublehead
*'''Post Production:''' Deli Pictures
*'''Copywriters:''' Daniel Frericks, Eskil Puhl
*'''Aired on the following channels''': ProSieben, Kabel Eins, Sat 1

== Parodies ==
On the Internet, an alternate ending shows, instead of the product and the slogan, the text: "'''Now...Go Change Your Shorts And Get Back To Work!'''" in Arial Black instead of the normal ending; the video has gained over 12 million views as of 2018.<ref>youtube.com/watch?v=HqGsT6VM8Vg Version with alternate text.</ref> Other manifestations of this ad include being sent as part of a chain-mail which supposedly depicts a ghost appearing during the filming of a television ad (sometimes from Great Britain); the viewer is instructed to follow the car closely, as a "mist" is supposed to appear next to the car at some point. The "mist", of course, never does appear, and the commercial plays out as described above, much to the chagrin of the viewer.

=== The Amazing World of Gumball ===
In the Cartoon Network animated series ''[[wikipedia:The Amazing World of Gumball|The Amazing World of Gumball]]'' ([[wikipedia:The Amazing World of Gumball (season 2)|season 2]]) episode named "The Internet", parodies the K-fee commercials. In one scene, Gumball and Darwin appear randomly browsing the web while watching videos. Among these videos, they come across what is implied to be the K-fee Car ad.<ref>https://www.amazon.com/gp/video/detail/B00DI3AZDI/ref=atv_dp#btf-product-details The Internet episode.</ref>

Gumball watches the video on Elmore Stream-It, commenting on the white car driving through the hills and staring closely at the screen, when suddenly the loud scream is heard, causing him to have an intense reaction which gets recorded and posted to the web. The rest of the episode involves Gumball trying to get the video removed, which has given him unwanted fame.<ref>The Amazing World of Gumball, Gumball | Uploading An Embarrassing Video | The Internet | Cartoon Network, retrieved 2018-12-26 https://youtu.be/jjq_LkeTuyE?t=19s</ref>

== Gallery ==
<gallery widths="200" spacing="small" position="center" captionalign="center" bordersize="small">
File:So wach warst du noch nie.png|"So wach warst du noch nie."
File:Kaffee in hohen Dosen.png|"Kaffee in hohen Dosen"
File:Kaffee in hohen Dosen. with orange bottom text.png|Kaffee in hohen dosen with the orange text "Schrei als Klingelton? www.k-fee.de" (Translated to english as "Scream as a ringtone? www.k-fee.de")
File:Ever been so wide awake.png|"Ever been so wide awake?"
File:Canned caffeine with coffee.png|"Canned caffeine with coffee."
File:Canned caffeine with coffee 2.png|"Canned caffeine with coffee." (Alternate)
File:The natural boost..png|The natural boost.
File:K-fee.png|The K-fee logo.
File:Now, without so much caffeine..png|Now, without so much caffeine.
File:K-fee Latte Macchiato Classic English.png|Latte Macchiato Classic Bottle 2
File:K-fee Latte Macchiato Vanilla English.JPG|Latte Macchiato Vanilla Bottle 2
File:Jetzt auch mit weniger Koffein..png|Jetzt auch mit weniger Koffein.
File:K-fee Latte Macchiato Classic.png|Latte Macchiato Classic bottle.
File:K-fee Latte Macchiato Vanilla.png|Latte Macchiato Vanilla bottle.
File:K-fee Turbodrink.png|A can of K-fee Turbodrink.
File:K-fee crew.jpg|The '''K-fee crew''' on June 10th, 2004.
File:K-fee zombie.jpg|Brad Johnson, the K-fee zombie actor.
File:K-fee gargoyle.jpg|Adam Johnson, the K-fee gargoyle actor.
File:K-fee Zombie and Batboy.jpg|Brad ''(Zombie)'' and Adam ''(Batboy)'' on the recording set.
File:K-fee June 2004.jpg|Adam Johnson being turned into Batboy.
File:Another behind the scenes photo of Brad Johnson as the K-fee Zombie.png|Another behind the scenes photo of Brad Johnson as the K-fee Zombie
File:K-fee Car.png|K-fee ''Car'' commercial.
File:K-fee Golf.png|K-fee ''Golf'' commercial.
File:K-fee Beach.png|K-fee ''Beach'' commercial.
File:K-fee Yoga.png|K-fee ''Yoga'' commercial.
File:K-fee Fishing.png|K-fee ''Fishing'' commercial.
File:K-fee Buddha.png|K-fee ''Buddha'' commercial.
File:K-fee Meadow.png|K-fee ''Meadow'' commercial.
File:K-fee Surfing.png|K-fee ''Surfing'' commercial.
File:K-fee Boardwalk.png|K-fee ''Boardwalk'' commercial.
File:Kfeecar.jpg|The automobile (A [[wikipedia:Chevrolet Lumina|Chevrolet Lumina]]), located at the Enterprise Rent-A-Car at LAX Airport, being picked up.
File:Btsfishing.jpg|K-fee ''Fishing''.
File:Golfbts.jpg|Behind the scenes of K-fee ''Golf''.
File:Moregolfbts.jpg|More behind the scenes of K-fee ''Golf''.
File:Kfeeunknownbts.jpg
</gallery>

== Videos ==
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[[File:KfeeNoScream.ogg|K-fee Car music without the scream.]]
K-fee Car ad soundtrack.

== References ==
<references />

== Links ==
* ''[[:Category:K-fee|All screamers using K-fee commercials]]''
=== '''Television advertisements''' ===
NOTE: The following videos contain [[screamers]]!
==== '''English''' ====
*'''Car:''' youtube.com/watch?v=buhMz2Bh4cc
*Car (Different Branding Text): youtube.com/watch?v=F8fy19CuDKk
*'''Fishing:''' youtube.com/watch?v=HGTsojFNm1s
*'''Buddha:''' youtube.com/watch?v=378At8DUXzE
*'''Golf:''' youtube.com/watch?v=HDGAn_KaJd0
*'''Beach:''' youtube.com/watch?v=UHhcI1569FI
*'''Meadow:''' youtube.com/watch?v=XwGJIU8eFUM
*'''Yoga:''' youtube.com/watch?v=C1GzUfmFMmk
*'''Surfing:''' youtube.com/watch?v=-JUbW0c885Q
*'''Boardwalk:''' youtube.com/watch?v=hRCXh0924qE
==== '''German''' ====
*'''Auto:''' youtube.com/watch?v=nAJz11chQDc
*Auto (Possible unfinished version): youtube.com/watch?v=YHYwSQlJ3FM
*'''Fishing:''' youtube.com/watch?v=5L5nLvPsb38
*'''Buddha:''' youtube.com/watch?v=n6iOXV_fHTY
*'''Buddha (Possible unfinished version):''' youtube.com/watch?v=d1mDJhkXzro
*'''Golf:''' youtube.com/watch?v=fMVzj9OVNUw
*'''Beach:''' youtube.com/watch?v=hAlz3-xtkTY
*'''Beach (Possible unfinished version):''' youtube.com/watch?v=UHhcI1569FI
*'''Meadow:''' youtube.com/watch?v=cR-hHVEw3r8
*'''Yoga:''' youtube.com/watch?v=92cAL1GEmKU
*'''Surfing:''' youtube.com/watch?v=erSh4x6VF8E
*'''Boardwalk:''' youtube.com/watch?v=aKgl9A_hsT8
=== '''Radio advertisements''' ===
NOTE: The following videos contain [[screamers]]!
* '''Investment:''' youtube.com/watch?v=y-nXSyxI7Kg
* '''Love:''' youtube.com/watch?v=Pp3fm8mUtic
* '''Relaxation:''' youtube.com/watch?v=nfYpiZ2gw8o
* '''Christmas:''' youtube.com/watch?v=HlNUI7VA1fE
=== '''Latte Macchiato ''(light commercials)''''' ===
NOTE: The following videos '''''do not''''' contain [[screamers]].

====== '''German''' ======
*'''Car:''' youtube.com/watch?v=Z8N0QiHc43M
*'''Beach:''' youtube.com/watch?v=EdZuqmi7-5M
*'''Golf:''' youtube.com/watch?v=31z8xaYDONA

English

*'''Car:''' youtube.com/watch?v=tQ6YhhfCexM
*'''Beach:''' youtube.com/watch?v=pc5n_7aPM8s
*'''Golf:''' youtube.com/watch?v=yoUgSQV6l44

==Languages==
This article is available in other languages.
*'''Français:''' https://fr.screamer.wiki/Publicit%C3%A9s_K-fee

==See Also==
*'''[[Finder Lurker's K-fee Parodies]]'''
*'''[[Girl on Bike]]'''
*'''The original scream:''' https://www.audiomicro.com/human-roar-comedy-cartoon-yell-royalty-free-stock-music-903173

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I'm So Sorry Please Forgive Me.mp4

2022-10-18T00:52:32Z

SwiftMantis:

{{Infobox
|title = I'm So Sorry Please Forgive Me.mp4
|image = Imsosorrypleaseforgiveme2014.png
|imagecaption = Screenshot from the video.
|maker = [[Devin Millar]]
|type = Videos
|date = July 25, 2014
}}
'''I'm So Sorry Please Forgive Me.mp4''' is a mysterious video based on the Creepypasta of the same name, uploaded by a channel of the same name in 2014.

It starts with a couple of static scenes and then it cuts to a boy sitting on the side of a bed saddened. Then after a while of sitting there, he starts to cry with his hands over his face. After a while, we hear whispering, and then a reverse whispering. Then we hear the same bloodcurdling scream from Suicide Mouse and then the video starts to melt and turn black and white as we see some sort of disturbing video happening in the background, and the video gets worse the more and more it progresses.

Then eventually it shows a closeup of the boy's still crying with his hands over his face. But then he stops and then pretty soon then he takes his hands off of his face along with a static, and then it cuts to show his whole face to show it being mangled with white pupils and a carved face with empty eyes along with the white pupils inside. Then suddenly it statics again and then cuts to the boy staring at the camera. Then we hear a reversed whooshing sound and then he lunges out at the camera to eat it and then returns to normal. Then after a while of pausing, he screams again to the same scream being heard earlier.

== Trivia ==

* The video was created to correlate with the story of the boy in the Creepypasta, about how he broke up with his girlfriend and commuted suicide and now is a ghost seeking vengeance.

==Link==
NOTE: The following video contains a [[screamer]]!
*youtube.com/watch?v=EnK50KXzi30
*'''Trollpasta''': trollpasta.miraheze.org/wiki/I%27m_So_Sorry_Please_Forgive_Me.mp4
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Ghost Caught on Tape (2020 Remake)

2022-10-18T00:50:56Z

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{{SimilarName|Devin Millar version|[[Ghost Caught on Tape |original video]] with the same name}}
{{Infobox
|name = Ghost Caught on Tape
|image = SZWorld Remake Screenshot 1.png
|imagecaption = The rocking chair.
|maker = Devin Millar
|type = Video
|date = 2020
}}
'''Ghost Caught on Tape''' is a video uploaded by [[Devin Millar]] under his Finder Lurker alias in December 2020. The video is a direct recreation of the infamous [[Ghost Caught on Tape]] by SZWorld, (Steve Zuranski).

The video begins in a dark room, similar to the one in the video, with a rocking chair in the middle, as an episode of ''[[wikipedia:Family Feud|Family Feud]]'' plays softly in the background, discussing ''[[wikipedia:The Muppets|The Muppets]]''. The chair then begins to rock back and forth on its own for a few moments until a monster with long hair, a black smile, and eyes appears right in front of the rocking chair and crawls up to the camera quickly while screaming and shaking its head.

==Trivia==
*The monster is an obvious direct reference to the monster from the all-time famous [[Finder Lurker's K-fee Parodies|K-fee Parodies]] he created.
*The video was drafted around the Summer of 2019 and is now released in December 2020.
*This was created at his friend's house and was filmed in the middle of the night.

==Link==
NOTE: The following video contains a [[screamer!]]
*youtube.com/watch?v=d17OOP8JV6Y
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I'm So Sorry Please Forgive Me.mp4

2022-10-05T18:18:01Z

SwiftMantis:

{{Infobox
|title = I'm So Sorry Please Forgive Me.mp4
|image = Imsosorrypleaseforgiveme2014.png
|imagecaption = Screenshot from the video.
|maker = Devin Millar
|type = Videos
|date = July 25, 2014
}}
'''I'm So Sorry Please Forgive Me.mp4''' is a mysterious video based on the Creepypasta of the same name, uploaded by a channel of the same name in 2014.

It starts with a couple of static scenes and then it cuts to a boy sitting on the side of a bed saddened. Then after a while of sitting there, he starts to cry with his hands over his face. After a while, we hear whispering, and then a reverse whispering. Then we hear the same bloodcurdling scream from Suicide Mouse and then the video starts to melt and turn black and white as we see some sort of disturbing video happening in the background, and the video gets worse the more and more it progresses.

Then eventually it shows a closeup of the boy's still crying with his hands over his face. But then he stops and then pretty soon then he takes his hands off of his face along with a static, and then it cuts to show his whole face to show it being mangled with white pupils and a carved face with empty eyes along with the white pupils inside. Then suddenly it statics again and then cuts to the boy staring at the camera. Then we hear a reversed whooshing sound and then he lunges out at the camera to eat it and then returns to normal. Then after a while of pausing, he screams again to the same scream being heard earlier.

== Trivia ==

* The video was created to correlate with the story of the boy in the Creepypasta, about how he broke up with his girlfriend and commuted suicide and now is a ghost seeking vengeance.

==Link==
NOTE: The following video contains a [[screamer]]!
*youtube.com/watch?v=EnK50KXzi30
*The Creepypasta Itself: trollpasta.miraheze.org/wiki/I%27m_So_Sorry_Please_Forgive_Me.mp4
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I'm So Sorry Please Forgive Me.mp4

2022-10-05T18:16:42Z

SwiftMantis:

{{Infobox
|title = I'm So Sorry Please Forgive Me.mp4
|image = Imsosorrypleaseforgiveme2014.png
|imagecaption = Screenshot from the video.
|maker = Devin Millar
|type = Videos
|date = July 25, 2014
}}
'''I'm So Sorry Please Forgive Me.mp4''' is a mysterious video based on the Creepypasta of the same name, uploaded by a channel of the same name in 2014.

It starts with a couple of static scenes and then it cuts to a boy sitting on the side of a bed saddened. Then after a while of sitting there, he starts to cry with his hands over his face. After a while, we hear whispering, and then a reverse whispering. Then we hear the same bloodcurdling scream from Suicide Mouse and then the video starts to melt and turn black and white as we see some sort of disturbing video happening in the background, and the video gets worse the more and more it progresses.

Then eventually it shows a closeup of the boy's still crying with his hands over his face. But then he stops and then pretty soon then he takes his hands off of his face along with a static, and then it cuts to show his whole face to show it being mangled with white pupils and a carved face with empty eyes along with the white pupils inside. Then suddenly it statics again and then cuts to the boy staring at the camera. Then we hear a reversed whooshing sound and then he lunges out at the camera to eat it and then returns to normal. Then after a while of pausing, he screams again to the same scream being heard earlier.

== Trivia ==

* The video was created to correlate with the story of the boy in the Creepypasta, about how he broke up with his girlfriend and commuted suicide and now is a ghost seeking vengeance.

==Link==
NOTE: The following video contains a [[screamer]]!
*youtube.com/watch?v=EnK50KXzi30
*Backstory: trollpasta.miraheze.org/wiki/I%27m_So_Sorry_Please_Forgive_Me.mp4
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2 Men 1 Girl 1 Supper

2022-10-02T19:22:32Z

SwiftMantis:

{{NSFW}}
'''2 Men 1 Girl 1 Supper''' is the title of a non-existent [[shock video]], with only "reaction" videos of it. It is unknown what actually happens in the supposed video, but all of the reaction videos contain the same audio soundtrack of the titular man and young girl screaming and crying with slapping sounds being heard in the background along with a synth drum loop playing. Despite all of the many rumors, there is no actual evidence of the video existing.
[[File:New_reaction_23_.png|right|thumb|A "reaction" of the video.]]
==Rumors==
According to rumor, there was a comment [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnOjtzr709k on this particular reaction video] posted by Alex Damon describing what the video potentially could be. To summarize:

"The video starts out with a man scolding his 13-year-old teenage daughter for not eating her dinner. As far as the setting and the people look, they are Caucasian but the cameraman sounds and looks like a shaved Russian dude, and the house clearly looks American. It also looks like they lived in a richer-looking house, the dad looks like a man who looks like a stereotypical middle-aged rich "father" with a five-o-clock shadow, and with short but grey greasy hair, the girl had like long black hair with a yellow short mini sundress, and it's set in the afternoon on a sunny day with some clouds but the sun is still shining at the same time, and it looking rather dramatic, despite it being called a "supper", and then he picks her up and then brings her into another room where he scolds her even more, then he lifts up her clothes and underwear, then picks her up and starts spanking her with a paddle really hard.

She at one point starts bleeding from all the slapping and then he starts throwing things on her butt such as putting bleach or lemon juice on her bruised naked butt to aggravate her pain, pulling her hair, insulting her, then the cameraman defecates on her butt, the dad then violently shakes her, (possibly trying to give her a concussion as well) as well as covering her mouth to drown out her screaming and crying with the cameraman is laughing the whole time at her misery. After he does all of this to her, he then stands up with her over his shoulder to show her bruised nude butt and all of the damage he has caused as he walks out of the room with her, and the cameraman calls her a “Stupid Little Cunt.” Off-screen, but isn't heard due to the loud music. He then scolds her again and the cameraman insults her one last time while laughing at her misery before the video ends as it shows his dog standing outside barking with a Sony Vegas-like TV effect.

The video was filmed up-and-down and was one of the first iPhone videos it was filmed around 2010 or 2011 due to its lower quality of it but wasn't published until sometime in 2015. It also had some intro and logo to it indicating it was part of some media company that did this kind of sick media. This video has already been watched by millions of people everywhere, and its disturbing nature of it has caused permanent nightmares, seizures, and even suicides. It is also heard that parents have been emotionally affected and scarred by it to the point where they had gotten divorced and/or committed suicide. It is unknown what part of the world this was filmed in but it looks like a typical suburban house in the USA where this was most likely in. But the man in the video appears to be part of some weird cult, due to the logo and music."

There is also another rumor stating that there were more videos of the little girl being abused very intensely than just what is seen on the video, that she either got killed by the men, or committed suicide, and that she originally came from an orphanage. (If this is even what's let alone really happening in this particular video, and plus orphanages no longer exist in the United States.) The user then lastly warns the reader to never watch the video.

The “audio clip” starts out with a man yelling at supposedly the young teenage girl, supposedly at a dinner table, and then him taking her somewhere else in the house, and then we hear slapping sounds and her yelling in pain, which gets worse. Pretty soon she starts wailing and bawling in pain and the man verbally insults her several times. She even calls him a "Fucking idiot." several times. Then pretty soon after a while, we hear her scream harder and more in pain with her whining, and then the cameraman and the man scold her again before the video ends. Then he scolds her one last time as we hear the cameraman laughing the whole time in the background.

There is another rumor stating this video is not really so shocking, but rather just a video of regular porn instead.

Lastly, there's another rumor of it simply being cringeworthy.

==Link==
NOTE: The following file contains audio of torture!
* [[File:2Men1Girl1SupperMusic.mp3]]
* Backstory: spinpasta.fandom.com/wiki/2_Men_1_Girl_1_Supper:_The_Story_of_the_Sickest_Video_on_the_Internet
* ItalyChicken's (Devin Millar, the creator) Reaction: youtube.com/watch?v=lnOjtzr709k
* Feloista's (Coasta K) Reaction: youtube.com/watch?v=-9X_ACS13IM
* NESSamn:'s Reaction: youtube.com/watch?v=95GTFJCu8AY
* Jonede's Reaction: youtube.com/watch?v=tgGqM5Bi9rA
* SuperMarioJustin4's Reaction: youtube.com/watch?v=jzY0UCtBWqs

==Trivia==
* No one has ever committed suicide or had seizures after watching a shock video.
* The reactions all contain the same format. People talking about pop culture, and having the same drum loop.
* Devin MIllar created this as his response to [[3 Orangutans 1 Blender]] with his friends.

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3 Orangutans 1 Blender

2022-10-02T19:22:10Z

SwiftMantis:

{{NSFW}}
{{Quote|OMG. WAY WAY WAY WORSE THAN 2GIRLS1CUP AND BME PAIN OLYMPICS! HOLY SHIT! DO NOT WATCH THIS! REALLY!|Persephone Rose}}
'''3 Orangutans 1 Blender''' is a non-existent [[shock video]] that has many fake reactions to it on [[YouTube]]. Little is known about this alleged video since only [[reaction videos]] actually exist of it, all of which contain the same soundtrack and audio of the said-animals as well as the titular "blender"-like sounds. However, there is no evidence of the video actually existing.
[[File:blenderreaction.jpg|right|thumb| Yet another "[[reaction videos|reaction]]" video from more than a decade ago.]]
==Rumours==
A comment by user Roberto Martinez found in this [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9NbOwUNvZ4 particular reaction] (which has since been removed) describes the potential contents of the [[shock video]]. To summarize:

“''3 Orangutans 1 Blender'' is set in a jungle, at a camp with trucks, cabins, a giant building, and lots of men working at it, where a large group of the men, of apparent Indian/South American descent, wearing yellow and green camouflage with a strange symbol indicating they are part of some terrorist group or some unknown cult. They walk into a building and takes out a number of abused, caged orangutans from a giant shelf. The men also had tattoos and were shirtless as well. It has caused people who watched the video to have seizures, permanent nightmares, or commit suicide.

Once they take the animals out of the building, they proceed to hurt them with knives and machetes and cover them in substances such as bleach and possibly lemon juice to aggravate their pain as they screech from it. After this, the titular "blender"-like machine appears, described as something very similar to a giant version of an Animal Waste Shredder, but it is rather tall, black-colored to look more menacing, and had a balcony with a metal bridge connecting to the other side of it, with human remains being seen inside of it. 6 orangutans are thrown into this shredder, with further bleach and lemon juice poured onto them as their agony progresses as they die. At one point the men turn off the machine to commit a number of other highly obscene, disturbing acts such as defecating on their corpses from the metal bridge above, cutting off their own limbs into the shredder, and throwing their weapons and even human remains and clothes into it as well before they turn it back on. Some orangutans survived while some are still alive still screeching in agony, as well as it being a bloodbath of other things as well. Eventually, a ski-masked, fat man appears and walking into the giant shredder with a chainsaw to kill whichever orangutans are still surviving.

The final section of the video consists of the men taking the last three remaining orangutans and feeding them to three tigers which eats their penises until they throw them into the pen, and then they take one man and feed him to the tiger along with them in the same pen, and they film his demise as much as the hurt orangutans, after performing the same actions on these 3 orangutans as they did with the previous ones, the men now have no limbs at all, and they take their remains and throw them into the shredder, where the video ends.”

The comment also implies the video is part of a larger, 3-hour version, and that the men and orangutans appearing in the video are counted to be 97 and 19 orangutans, and that the video was actually made by a home video camera between the 80s and 90s, but the video wasn’t published until sometime around 2006 somewhere, possibly on the dark web. The user then finally warns the viewer never to view the footage.

There is another rumor claiming the video is not so shocking, and it just being someone preparing a smoothie for a group of orangutans in a kitchen and then them being over-excited about it respectively.

Finally, another rumor claims that the audio file is all there is, and the video itself doesn't exist.

On November 21, 2019, YouTube channel Unus Annus released a video about [[2 Girls 1 Cup]], which mentioned 3 Orangutans 1 Blender. This brought back a discussion about the video again.

== Origin ==
On January 25, 2008, YouTube user Persephone Rose uploaded a video titled "3 Orangutans 1 Blender REACTION VIDEO!!", mostly likely as a joke to lampoon the topic of shock sites and videos of people reacting to them. In the video, he "reacts" to a video his supposed friend Ian sent him. The description of the video describes 3 Orangutans 1 Blender as "way worse than 2 Girls 1 Cup and [[BME Pain Olympics]]!". A few months later on March 8, 2008, Rose's YouTube friend Damonico uploaded a video titled "3Orangutans1Blender", which is similar in content to Persephone Rose's video. These two videos were uploaded during a time when shock videos like 2 Girls 1 Cup and [[3 Guys 1 Hammer]] were very popular, and many other YouTube users of the time joined this trend of reacting to 3 Orangutans 1 Blender for views. She created this video all with her friends as a prank.[[File:Damonico.png|right|thumb|200px| Damonico "puking" into a bin while watching 3 Orangutans 1 Blender.]]
 
==Links==
*[[File:3Orangutans1BlenderSoundtrack.mp3|The "video's" audio|thumb]]
*'''Persephone Rose's video''': youtube.com/watch?v=R8PNylJ1Kmk
*'''Damonico's video''': youtube.com/watch?v=yF0hgTByooo
*'''Story about the video''': spinpasta.fandom.com/wiki/3_Orangutans_1_Blender:_The_Story_of_the_Most_Vile_Video_on_the_Internet
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2 Men 1 Girl 1 Supper

2022-10-02T19:21:33Z

SwiftMantis:

{{NSFW}}
'''2 Men 1 Girl 1 Supper''' is the title of a non-existent [[shock video]], with only "reaction" videos of it. It is unknown what actually happens in the supposed video, but all of the reaction videos contain the same audio soundtrack of the titular man and young girl screaming and crying with slapping sounds being heard in the background along with a synth drum loop playing. Despite all of the many rumors, there is no actual evidence of the video existing.
[[File:New_reaction_23_.png|right|thumb|A "reaction" of the video.]]
==Rumors==
According to rumor, there was a comment [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnOjtzr709k on this particular reaction video] posted by Alex Damon describing what the video potentially could be. To summarize:

"The video starts out with a man scolding his 13-year-old teenage daughter for not eating her dinner. As far as the setting and the people look, they are Caucasian but the cameraman sounds and looks like a shaved Russian dude, and the house clearly looks American. It also looks like they lived in a richer-looking house, the dad looks like a man who looks like a stereotypical middle-aged rich "father" with a five-o-clock shadow, and with short but grey greasy hair, the girl had like long black hair with a yellow short mini sundress, and it's set in the afternoon on a sunny day with some clouds but the sun is still shining at the same time, and it looking rather dramatic, despite it being called a "supper", and then he picks her up and then brings her into another room where he scolds her even more, then he lifts up her clothes and underwear, then picks her up and starts spanking her with a paddle really hard.

She at one point starts bleeding from all the slapping and then he starts throwing things on her butt such as putting bleach or lemon juice on her bruised naked butt to aggravate her pain, pulling her hair, insulting her, then the cameraman defecates on her butt, the dad then violently shakes her, (possibly trying to give her a concussion as well) as well as covering her mouth to drown out her screaming and crying with the cameraman is laughing the whole time at her misery. After he does all of this to her, he then stands up with her over his shoulder to show her bruised nude butt and all of the damage he has caused as he walks out of the room with her, and the cameraman calls her a “Stupid Little Cunt.” Off-screen, but isn't heard due to the loud music. He then scolds her again and the cameraman insults her one last time while laughing at her misery before the video ends as it shows his dog standing outside barking with a Sony Vegas-like TV effect.

The video was filmed up-and-down and was one of the first iPhone videos it was filmed around 2010 or 2011 due to its lower quality of it but wasn't published until sometime in 2015. It also had some intro and logo to it indicating it was part of some media company that did this kind of sick media. This video has already been watched by millions of people everywhere, and its disturbing nature of it has caused permanent nightmares, seizures, and even suicides. It is also heard that parents have been emotionally affected and scarred by it to the point where they had gotten divorced and/or committed suicide. It is unknown what part of the world this was filmed in but it looks like a typical suburban house in the USA where this was most likely in. But the man in the video appears to be part of some weird cult, due to the logo and music."

There is also another rumor stating that there were more videos of the little girl being abused very intensely than just what is seen on the video, that she either got killed by the men, or committed suicide, and that she originally came from an orphanage. (If this is even what's let alone really happening in this particular video, and plus orphanages no longer exist in the United States.) The user then lastly warns the reader to never watch the video.

The “audio clip” starts out with a man yelling at supposedly the young teenage girl, supposedly at a dinner table, and then him taking her somewhere else in the house, and then we hear slapping sounds and her yelling in pain, which gets worse. Pretty soon she starts wailing and bawling in pain and the man verbally insults her several times. She even calls him a "Fucking idiot." several times. Then pretty soon after a while, we hear her scream harder and more in pain with her whining, and then the cameraman and the man scold her again before the video ends. Then he scolds her one last time as we hear the cameraman laughing the whole time in the background.

There is another rumor stating this video is not really so shocking, but rather just a video of regular porn instead.

Lastly, there's another rumor of it simply being cringeworthy.

==Link==
NOTE: The following file contains audio of torture!
* [[File:2Men1Girl1SupperMusic.mp3]]
* Backstory: spinpasta.fandom.com/wiki/2_Men_1_Girl_1_Supper:_The_Story_of_the_Sickest_Video_on_the_Internet
* ItalyChicken's (Devin Millar, the creator) Reaction: youtube.com/watch?v=lnOjtzr709k
* Feloista's (Coasta K) Reaction: youtube.com/watch?v=-9X_ACS13IM
* NESSamn:'s Reaction: youtube.com/watch?v=95GTFJCu8AY
* Jonede's Reaction: youtube.com/watch?v=tgGqM5Bi9rA
* SuperMarioJustin4's Reaction: youtube.com/watch?v=jzY0UCtBWqs

==Trivia==
* No one has ever committed suicide or had seizures after watching a shock video.
* The reactions all contain the same format. People talking about pop culture, and having the same drum loop.
* Devin MIllar created this.

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Finder Lurker's Modern K-fee Commercials

2022-10-02T19:20:21Z

SwiftMantis:

{{Infobox
|name = Finder Lurker's K-fee Parodies
|image = FL2.JPG
|maker = [[Devin Millar]]
|type = Screamer Parodies
|date = Summer 2019
}}

In the summer of 2019, American musician, animator, and YouTuber Devin Millar, under his [[Finder Lurker]] alias had created 21 videos of what "modernized" advertisements for the now-defunct coffee-flavored energy drink company [[K-fee]] would’ve looked like. These commercials are similar to the [[K-fee commercials|original advertisements]] the company had originally made.

Devin originally claimed the ads were official but this was proven to be false. Devin did the editing, filming, narration, and even is the monster all himself.
==The commercials==
There are English, German, Espresso, Radio, and even poster advertisements of the commercials all created by Finder Lurker, and they are all in similar formulas to the original advertisements. They all start with a peaceful scene along with peaceful music before getting briefly interrupted by a monster at the end screaming and possibly scaring the viewer. Except instead of Adam, or Brad Johnson, it is Devin Millar himself as a Demonic Ghost-like creature with dark eyes and a long smile. (Similar to that of Jeff the Killer, or Momo.)
* '''''Concert''''': The video starts with an EDM concert in the middle of a desert at sunset, and then as everyone claps, the beat builds up and up, and then right before the beat drops, a ghost-like demon jumps up, screams, and shakes their head.
* '''''Apex''''': It starts with a peaceful scene of a house on top of a hill on a beautiful sunny day with clouds, and then at a certain point, the camera stops moving and we focus on just the house, and then from out of nowhere, the ghost-like demon jumps up, screaming, and shaking its head.
* '''''Truck''''': It starts with a truck on a half sunny-half cloudy day and it's carrying a giant cargo in a neighborhood. As soon as the truck leaves the scene the ghost-like creature hangs upside down screaming. This is the same screamer footage as the concert one but it's vertically flipped and lightened up and with a different filter.
* '''''Playground''''': It starts with an empty playground in a neighborhood while hearing motorcycles driving in the background. Then we see all of the swings, the skatepark, and a kiddie ride, and then it shows the playground in full view again, and then after a couple of seconds of showing it, the ghost-like creature jumps up screaming. This is the only commercial without any filters.
* '''''River''''': This advertisement starts with a river on a giant rock overlooking the place at sunset with peaceful piano music with cars passing by the cliff. Then after a while, the monster jumps from upside-down screaming.
* '''''Bike''''': The ad starts with a peaceful scene with a bike next to a tree on a sunny day, and then eventually the camera pans across to show the entire scene, and then it stops at a certain point similar to the meadow commercial, and then suddenly the ghost-like creature jumps up from upside down and screams. This is the same footage as the River one but horizontally flipped, brightened, and with a different filter.
* '''''Farm''''': It starts with an aerial view of a farm with some cows in it, and then after a couple of seconds when the country music that's playing comes to its conclusion, the ghost-like monster jumps up screaming, with its face obscured by the darkness of the sunset. This is the same footage as the Playground one but with a darker filter.
* '''''Neon''''': It starts with a very lit view of Fremont Street in Las Vegas, and then after a while of showing everyone walking around and all, the monster with its hair tied up in a bun and with burnt eyes jumps down screaming. This is one of the scariest variants as there is no warning before the screamer comes.
* ''''' Clock Tower''''': It starts with Clock Tower with fish all over it as the camera pans up to show it ringing its bells. Then after a couple of hits showing what time it is, the monster, now with mangled skin and white glowing eyes jumps down and shakes its head screaming.
* '''''Mountain''''': It starts with a view of the top of a mountain with other mountains surrounding it with very campy music playing, and then after a while, the monster jumps down screaming.
* '''''Dock''''': It starts with a dock with restaurants and a person walking on it with a fancy coat on at sunset, and then as soon as the person is beginning to leave the scene the monster jumps up screaming. This uses the same screamer footage as the Clock Tower but with a different filter and vertically flipped.
* '''Wonderland''': It shows a green and wonderful forest cliff in a sunshower, with enchanting piano music playing in the background. It then shows a weed with some thorns, and some parts of the forest as well. It then shows the cliff again, and after a while of focusing on this shot, the Ghost monster jumps down and screams at the camera.
* '''Vegas''': It shows a view of Las Vegas with people talking, casino noises of slot machines and announcers in the background, and live blues music playing in the background. It then pans over to show more, and then suddenly the Ghost monster jumps down screaming, notably now wearing a sundress along with having mangled skin.
* '''Pool''': It shows a giant swimming pool with some Reggae EDM music playing in the background at a resort with lots of people at it, a bar, a water slide. Pretty soon it pans over to show the giant water slide going through a Shark tank. Then the camera stops moving, and after a while of showing this, the Ghost monster jumps up and screams at the camera.
* '''Morning''': It shows a couple of some plants in a dawn setting on a farm. After a while of it showing around the area for a little bit, the Ghost monster jumps up screaming at the camera.
* '''Creek''': It shows a small river on a sunny day in an elegant way with relaxing meditation music playing in the background. After a while, the Ghost monster jumps up screaming. This one is scarier due to the lack of a warning before the jumpscare happens.
* '''Market''': It starts with a marketplace with some seating, a glass elevator, and people walking around with relaxing Jazz music being played in the background. Then after a while of showing this shot, suddenly the Ghost monster jumps up screaming at the camera.
* '''Village''': It shows a small town and some Techno music playing in the background until it pans over. Right when it does, suddenly the Ghost now looking angry jumps up and screams.
* '''Bridge''': It shows a railroad track bridge along with the forest area surrounding it. After showing the bridge again, suddenly the Ghost monsters jump up with glowing eyes and sharp teeth.
* '''River Bridge:''' It shows a river, some parts of a forest, and then a giant bridge overlooking the entire area. Then suddenly, when it shows this shot, the Ghost monster jumps down and screams.
* '''Sunset:''' It shows a sunset sky, and then a couple holding hands watching it. Then it shows the environment and then showing the sky again, and then suddenly the Ghost monster hangs down and screams.

==Light commercials==
There were also, "Light" versions similar to the original ones for the original commercials made by the same company, but this time it is Finder Lurker's versions. The music is even slightly higher pitched in the same way to match the original atmosphere of the original video advertisements.
* '''''Neon''''': It features the same Las Vegas Fremont scene from the original commercial of the same name but instead of the ghost-like creature jumping up, instead it's a polar bear puppet jumping up and giggling, with it being very obvious it's about to jump at the bottom of the screen before it does. It then quickly shows an illustration of the bottle with the same teenage boy talking about the product along with the same child whispering as from the original commercials.
* '''''Concert''''': It features the same concert footage but instead of the monster jumping up, it's a Buddha statue clumsily going up and the music stops. It then quickly shows the illustration of the bottle with the same teenage boy talking about the product along with the same child whispering as from the original commercials.
* '''''River''''': It shows the same river scene with the cars passing by the cliff, and the camera on a rocky shore, but instead of the ghost-like creature popping up, a white teddy bear pops up and giggles while going, "Boo!" It then quickly shows the illustration of the bottle with the same teenage boy talking about the product along with the same child whispering as from the original commercials.
* '''''Playground''''': It shows the same footage as the original one but instead of the ghost-like creature jumping up, instead it's a monkey puppet jumping up saying, "Ooo ooo monkey!" It then quickly shows the illustration of the bottle with the same teenage boy talking about the product along with the same child whispering as from the original commercials.

==Radio commercials==
Finder Lurker also went far enough to create "Radio" versions of the advertisements as well. These are all done in the same style as the original radio advertisements but with
* '''''Bar''''': It's a conversation between a man and a bartender in an East Coast-esque bar and the bartender says, "Oh! Hi! Why the long face?" Then the man is depressed and says, "She dumped me. I'm gonna lose my kids and my house." And then the bartender thinks and then says," Hm. I got an idea! Um, it's a little bit of a long story, but, I know how you get your life back together. Alright, so all you have to do, is-" And then getting interrupted by the same scream as the screamer commercials, and then very shortly the two kids, the teenage boy, and the whispering child talk about the product and its details.
* '''''YouTuber''''': A dubstep song plays with a male narrator saying, "My name is Rapping Ranger! I am the best gaming channel that involves anything to do with shooting and racing, and I am the one person with the most subscribers! Please subscribe-follow for more videos, ha, and be sure to follow me on all of my social-" Then being interrupted by the scream, and then the teenage boy and child talking about the product.
* '''''Music Festival''''': You hear a boom and a crowd cheering and a male DJ announcing, "What is up now Cloud Festival! We are going to rock this fucking house! Now on the count of three, we're going to blow this party to the moon! Three, two, one-" And then getting interrupted by the scream along with a teenage boy, and a childlike voice saying the product's name and details about it.
* '''''Airplane''''': We hear a little boy asking his mom on an airplane, "Mommy mommy! How long until we get to Paris?" Then the mom answers, "We have only 3 hours, our plane took off 5 hours ago." Then the kid laments saying, "Aww, that's gonna take 300 years!" Then the mom reassures him, "No it's won't I can read you a story." Then the agrees and then after a couple of seconds the plane starts to go through some turbulence, and then the kid gasps and asks his mom, "What was that mommy?" Then the mommy says, "Oh don't worry sweetie, that's just a little-" Then her sentence gets interrupted by the scream, along with all of the narrators saying all of the product details and all like the other radio ads and all.
*'''''Restaurant Ad''''': We hear happy pop guitar music along with a male narrator saying, "Have you ever wanted a BBQ and a foot massage at the same time? Well stop right there and let me tell you about it! Here are Quacker's BBQ and Foot Massage, we have all kinds of deals including Kid's Meals, Kid's Massages, and so much much much much more for the adults! With a cross between a greasy spoon and a foot massage place, we have all kinds of things in store. Also be sure to bring your family, friends, and don't forget to support the cause of everything we got here at-" Then the sentence gets interrupted by the same scream ad the commercials, and then it goes into this time scary-sounding trap music along with a new teenage by talking about the product and it's detailed, and then being followed by a re-recording of the child whispering.
*'''''Product Ad''''': We hear happy-sounding whistling music along with a male narrator saying, "With Sandy's glove wipes, we can ensure your home is clean and you are well. They are completely contactless, nobody will ever know you even used them." Then the sentence gets interrupted by the scream, following the same scary-sounding trap music along with the new teenage boy and the whispering child saying the product and its details.
*'''''Play Ad''''': It starts with some dramatic music with a male narrator saying, "Experience the beauty, the sheer joy, and everything in between. Experience. "The Wanda Hills" coming this weekend with kids and adults only 50% off. And don't forget to bring your-" Then the sentence gets interrupted by the same scream, and then some scary-sounding trap music along with the new teenage boy and the whispering child saying the product name and details.

==Magazine Advertisements==
Finder Lurker also had created, "Magazine" advertisements that had artwork of disturbing imagery of cartoon teenagers and children killing their parents, authority figures, and vice versa, and of very obscure art intended to wake up the viewers in the same way as the original magazine ads. Despite being called, "Magazine" ads, none of these appeared in any real-life magazine issues and, are only based on the likeness of the original magazine ads.
==Espresso Advertisements==
Finder Lurker had also created, "Espresso" advertisements which are very short videos with scaled-down screamers usually in the Instagram/TikTok format, and specifically designed for such. They usually feature some kind of, "Challenge" or meme related thing for a couple of seconds, or sometimes even minutes, depending on the theme, before the ghost-like creature jumps up or down from either side of the screen screaming for a short period before ducking and then showing the product information. In this case, it's advertising there, "Espresso To-Go" drinks from the company's old, and one of their original websites from 2008 that they previously had advertised, which can even be seen on the Wayback Machine revisions. There never used to be any advertisements for this and that is why Finder Lurker had particularly made it a thing.
==Cast & Crew==
* '''Director''': Devin Millar
* '''Producer''': Devin Millar
* '''Editor & Compositor''': Devin Millar
* '''Camera Crew''': Devin Millar
* '''Actors''': Devin Millar (Ghost-like Demon Creature)
* '''Platforms''': YouTube
== Trivia ==
* The Buddha statue from the "Light" version of the "Concert" advertisement is a direct nod to the Buddha advertisement from the official commercials.
* Due to the rather advanced nature of the advertisements, unlike a lot of other K-fee parodies, many K-fee fans had believed the advertisements were official. They are even treated as such among the community.
* According to Devin, the background footage took in 2016.
* There is a small rumor that these advertisements were originally on the K-fee official site, and that they were deleted, but this was never proven. The website went defunct in 2011 also.
* This is the only series of screamers Devin did where he did not do the scream himself to match the likeness of the original advertisements and keep the same spirit and atmosphere.
* A running gag throughout the creation of these advertisements was "recipe" being misspelled as "recipie".
* Originally Devin was going to use all of his friends as unique monsters for each video, but this was scrapped.
* Before 2021, all of the new commercial parodies had a 2D animated can of K-fee at the end showcasing the product, and now it has a CG can of K-fee instead along with re-recordings of the narrators.
* On 8th June 2021, Devin uploaded a compilation of the original K-fee commercials from 2004 to the Finder Lurker channel, with the jumpscares featuring his ghost-like monsters in place of the usual zombie and gargoyle.
* Devin narrates the commercials in a British accent to match the fact that the K-fee ads were largely aired there for the English-speaking audience.
* Everything was filmed in Las Vegas, Nevada, Los Angeles, California, and Vancouver, Washington/Portland, Oregon.
==Links==
NOTE: The following videos contain [[screamers]]!
*'''Concert''': youtube.com/watch?v=_BEe9leFtZI
*'''Truck''': youtube.com/watch?v=Zzr_pNU_xYU
*'''River''': youtube.com/watch?v=kj4gjGEM8t4
*'''Playground''': youtube.com/watch?v=Igp_6nL3KtA
*'''Bike''': youtube.com/watch?v=IpBLL444GKI
*'''Apex''': youtube.com/watch?v=K3tCwj75yuU
*'''Farm''': youtube.com/watch?v=1FoDxAIGm28
*'''Neon''': youtube.com/watch?v=WS7CiT6d0Hk
*'''Clock Tower:''' youtube.com/watch?v=9iZfERbg1mY
*'''Dock:''' youtube.com/watch?v=obNY9l_WYDk
*'''Mountain:''' youtube.com/watch?v=oRz55s3awFk
*'''Wonderland''': youtu.be/jKkoie5zV4A
*'''Vegas''': youtube.com/watch?v=CQOT60mIW8Y
*'''Pool''': youtube.com/watch?v=wgj-esS1igY
*'''Morning''': youtube.com/watch?v=9kJbzNrI8A4
*'''Creek''': youtube.com/watch?v=KvCP3aDK7sw
*'''Market''': youtube.com/watch?v=uWSnySri9wo
*'''Original Commercials (Finder Lurker Edit):''' youtube.com/watch?v=S7deQdhU3Rc
*'''Dock Returns:''' youtube.com/watch?v=UlYha_H3CWY
*'''Clock Tower Returns:''' youtube.com/watch?v=unWpRsgwNfU
*'''Village''': youtube.com/watch?v=YytBoVcdtPQ
*'''Bridge:''' youtube.com/watch?v=wFC6fnDAGn0
*'''River Bridge''': youtube.com/watch?v=g5AVcaCsJ_U
*'''Sunset''': youtube.com/watch?v=56tlygGUPiA
===Lite Versions===
*'''Concert''': youtube.com/watch?v=IFqAa5u9Z7g
*'''Playground''': youtube.com/watch?v=HmqDv98qEGg
*'''River''': youtube.com/watch?v=IoXQebQRoxQ
*'''Neon''': youtube.com/watch?v=0cadNbgGAaA

==References==
* 45.831099, -122.385630 (River Bridge)
* 45.819709, -122.368623 (Apex)
* 45.626004, -122.674455 (Clock Tower)
* 33.683437, -116.238598 (Concert)
* 45.588299, -122.393146 (Truck)
* 36.169682, -115.141683 (Neon)
* youtube.com/watch?v=APpqWBzQ8QU (K-fee Documentary)
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Finder Lurker's Modern K-fee Commercials

2022-10-02T19:19:31Z

SwiftMantis:

{{Infobox
|name = Finder Lurker's K-fee Parodies
|image = FL2.JPG
|maker = [[Devin Millar]]
|type = Screamer Parodies
|date = Summer 2019
}}

In the summer of 2019, American musician, animator, and YouTuber Devin Millar, under his [[Finder Lurker]] alias had created 21 videos of what "modernized" advertisements for the now-defunct coffee-flavored energy drink company [[K-fee]] would’ve looked like. These commercials are similar to the [[K-fee commercials|original advertisements]] the company had originally made.

Devin originally claimed the ads were official but this was proven to be false. Devin did the editing, filming, narration, and even is the monster all himself.
==The commercials==
There are English, German, Espresso, Radio, and even poster advertisements of the commercials all created by Finder Lurker, and they are all in similar formulas to the original advertisements. They all start with a peaceful scene along with peaceful music before getting briefly interrupted by a monster at the end screaming and possibly scaring the viewer. Except instead of Adam, or Brad Johnson, it is Devin Millar himself as a Demonic Ghost-like creature with dark eyes and a long smile. (Similar to that of Jeff the Killer, or Momo.)
* '''''Concert''''': The video starts with an EDM concert in the middle of a desert at sunset, and then as everyone claps, the beat builds up and up, and then right before the beat drops, a ghost-like demon jumps up, screams, and shakes their head.
* '''''Apex''''': It starts with a peaceful scene of a house on top of a hill on a beautiful sunny day with clouds, and then at a certain point, the camera stops moving and we focus on just the house, and then from out of nowhere, the ghost-like demon jumps up, screaming, and shaking its head.
* '''''Truck''''': It starts with a truck on a half sunny-half cloudy day and it's carrying a giant cargo in a neighborhood. As soon as the truck leaves the scene the ghost-like creature hangs upside down screaming. This is the same screamer footage as the concert one but it's vertically flipped and lightened up and with a different filter.
* '''''Playground''''': It starts with an empty playground in a neighborhood while hearing motorcycles driving in the background. Then we see all of the swings, the skatepark, and a kiddie ride, and then it shows the playground in full view again, and then after a couple of seconds of showing it, the ghost-like creature jumps up screaming. This is the only commercial without any filters.
* '''''River''''': This advertisement starts with a river on a giant rock overlooking the place at sunset with peaceful piano music with cars passing by the cliff. Then after a while, the monster jumps from upside-down screaming.
* '''''Bike''''': The ad starts with a peaceful scene with a bike next to a tree on a sunny day, and then eventually the camera pans across to show the entire scene, and then it stops at a certain point similar to the meadow commercial, and then suddenly the ghost-like creature jumps up from upside down and screams. This is the same footage as the River one but horizontally flipped, brightened, and with a different filter.
* '''''Farm''''': It starts with an aerial view of a farm with some cows in it, and then after a couple of seconds when the country music that's playing comes to its conclusion, the ghost-like monster jumps up screaming, with its face obscured by the darkness of the sunset. This is the same footage as the Playground one but with a darker filter.
* '''''Neon''''': It starts with a very lit view of Fremont Street in Las Vegas, and then after a while of showing everyone walking around and all, the monster with its hair tied up in a bun and with burnt eyes jumps down screaming. This is one of the scariest variants as there is no warning before the screamer comes.
* ''''' Clock Tower''''': It starts with Clock Tower with fish all over it as the camera pans up to show it ringing its bells. Then after a couple of hits showing what time it is, the monster, now with mangled skin and white glowing eyes jumps down and shakes its head screaming.
* '''''Mountain''''': It starts with a view of the top of a mountain with other mountains surrounding it with very campy music playing, and then after a while, the monster jumps down screaming.
* '''''Dock''''': It starts with a dock with restaurants and a person walking on it with a fancy coat on at sunset, and then as soon as the person is beginning to leave the scene the monster jumps up screaming. This uses the same screamer footage as the Clock Tower but with a different filter and vertically flipped.
* '''Wonderland''': It shows a green and wonderful forest cliff in a sunshower, with enchanting piano music playing in the background. It then shows a weed with some thorns, and some parts of the forest as well. It then shows the cliff again, and after a while of focusing on this shot, the Ghost monster jumps down and screams at the camera.
* '''Vegas''': It shows a view of Las Vegas with people talking, casino noises of slot machines and announcers in the background, and live blues music playing in the background. It then pans over to show more, and then suddenly the Ghost monster jumps down screaming, notably now wearing a sundress along with having mangled skin.
* '''Pool''': It shows a giant swimming pool with some Reggae EDM music playing in the background at a resort with lots of people at it, a bar, a water slide. Pretty soon it pans over to show the giant water slide going through a Shark tank. Then the camera stops moving, and after a while of showing this, the Ghost monster jumps up and screams at the camera.
* '''Morning''': It shows a couple of some plants in a dawn setting on a farm. After a while of it showing around the area for a little bit, the Ghost monster jumps up screaming at the camera.
* '''Creek''': It shows a small river on a sunny day in an elegant way with relaxing meditation music playing in the background. After a while, the Ghost monster jumps up screaming. This one is scarier due to the lack of a warning before the jumpscare happens.
* '''Market''': It starts with a marketplace with some seating, a glass elevator, and people walking around with relaxing Jazz music being played in the background. Then after a while of showing this shot, suddenly the Ghost monster jumps up screaming at the camera.
* '''Village''': It shows a small town and some Techno music playing in the background until it pans over. Right when it does, suddenly the Ghost now looking angry jumps up and screams.
* '''Bridge''': It shows a railroad track bridge along with the forest area surrounding it. After showing the bridge again, suddenly the Ghost monsters jump up with glowing eyes and sharp teeth.
* '''River Bridge:''' It shows a river, some parts of a forest, and then a giant bridge overlooking the entire area. Then suddenly, when it shows this shot, the Ghost monster jumps down and screams.
* '''Sunset:''' It shows a sunset sky, and then a couple holding hands watching it. Then it shows the environment and then showing the sky again, and then suddenly the Ghost monster hangs down and screams.

==Light commercials==
There were also, "Light" versions similar to the original ones for the original commercials made by the same company, but this time it is Finder Lurker's versions. The music is even slightly higher pitched in the same way to match the original atmosphere of the original video advertisements.
* '''''Neon''''': It features the same Las Vegas Fremont scene from the original commercial of the same name but instead of the ghost-like creature jumping up, instead it's a polar bear puppet jumping up and giggling, with it being very obvious it's about to jump at the bottom of the screen before it does. It then quickly shows an illustration of the bottle with the same teenage boy talking about the product along with the same child whispering as from the original commercials.
* '''''Concert''''': It features the same concert footage but instead of the monster jumping up, it's a Buddha statue clumsily going up and the music stops. It then quickly shows the illustration of the bottle with the same teenage boy talking about the product along with the same child whispering as from the original commercials.
* '''''River''''': It shows the same river scene with the cars passing by the cliff, and the camera on a rocky shore, but instead of the ghost-like creature popping up, a white teddy bear pops up and giggles while going, "Boo!" It then quickly shows the illustration of the bottle with the same teenage boy talking about the product along with the same child whispering as from the original commercials.
* '''''Playground''''': It shows the same footage as the original one but instead of the ghost-like creature jumping up, instead it's a monkey puppet jumping up saying, "Ooo ooo monkey!" It then quickly shows the illustration of the bottle with the same teenage boy talking about the product along with the same child whispering as from the original commercials.

==Radio commercials==
Finder Lurker also went far enough to create "Radio" versions of the advertisements as well. These are all done in the same style as the original radio advertisements but with
* '''''Bar''''': It's a conversation between a man and a bartender in an East Coast-esque bar and the bartender says, "Oh! Hi! Why the long face?" Then the man is depressed and says, "She dumped me. I'm gonna lose my kids and my house." And then the bartender thinks and then says," Hm. I got an idea! Um, it's a little bit of a long story, but, I know how you get your life back together. Alright, so all you have to do, is-" And then getting interrupted by the same scream as the screamer commercials, and then very shortly the two kids, the teenage boy, and the whispering child talk about the product and its details.
* '''''YouTuber''''': A dubstep song plays with a male narrator saying, "My name is Rapping Ranger! I am the best gaming channel that involves anything to do with shooting and racing, and I am the one person with the most subscribers! Please subscribe-follow for more videos, ha, and be sure to follow me on all of my social-" Then being interrupted by the scream, and then the teenage boy and child talking about the product.
* '''''Music Festival''''': You hear a boom and a crowd cheering and a male DJ announcing, "What is up now Cloud Festival! We are going to rock this fucking house! Now on the count of three, we're going to blow this party to the moon! Three, two, one-" And then getting interrupted by the scream along with a teenage boy, and a childlike voice saying the product's name and details about it.
* '''''Airplane''''': We hear a little boy asking his mom on an airplane, "Mommy mommy! How long until we get to Paris?" Then the mom answers, "We have only 3 hours, our plane took off 5 hours ago." Then the kid laments saying, "Aww, that's gonna take 300 years!" Then the mom reassures him, "No it's won't I can read you a story." Then the agrees and then after a couple of seconds the plane starts to go through some turbulence, and then the kid gasps and asks his mom, "What was that mommy?" Then the mommy says, "Oh don't worry sweetie, that's just a little-" Then her sentence gets interrupted by the scream, along with all of the narrators saying all of the product details and all like the other radio ads and all.
*'''''Restaurant Ad''''': We hear happy pop guitar music along with a male narrator saying, "Have you ever wanted a BBQ and a foot massage at the same time? Well stop right there and let me tell you about it! Here are Quacker's BBQ and Foot Massage, we have all kinds of deals including Kid's Meals, Kid's Massages, and so much much much much more for the adults! With a cross between a greasy spoon and a foot massage place, we have all kinds of things in store. Also be sure to bring your family, friends, and don't forget to support the cause of everything we got here at-" Then the sentence gets interrupted by the same scream ad the commercials, and then it goes into this time scary-sounding trap music along with a new teenage by talking about the product and it's detailed, and then being followed by a re-recording of the child whispering.
*'''''Product Ad''''': We hear happy-sounding whistling music along with a male narrator saying, "With Sandy's glove wipes, we can ensure your home is clean and you are well. They are completely contactless, nobody will ever know you even used them." Then the sentence gets interrupted by the scream, following the same scary-sounding trap music along with the new teenage boy and the whispering child saying the product and its details.
*'''''Play Ad''''': It starts with some dramatic music with a male narrator saying, "Experience the beauty, the sheer joy, and everything in between. Experience. "The Wanda Hills" coming this weekend with kids and adults only 50% off. And don't forget to bring your-" Then the sentence gets interrupted by the same scream, and then some scary-sounding trap music along with the new teenage boy and the whispering child saying the product name and details.

==Magazine Advertisements==
Finder Lurker also had created, "Magazine" advertisements that had artwork of disturbing imagery of cartoon teenagers and children killing their parents, authority figures, and vice versa, and of very obscure art intended to wake up the viewers in the same way as the original magazine ads. Despite being called, "Magazine" ads, none of these appeared in any real-life magazine issues and, are only based on the likeness of the original magazine ads.
==Espresso Advertisements==
Finder Lurker had also created, "Espresso" advertisements which are very short videos with scaled-down screamers usually in the Instagram/TikTok format, and specifically designed for such. They usually feature some kind of, "Challenge" or meme related thing for a couple of seconds, or sometimes even minutes, depending on the theme, before the ghost-like creature jumps up or down from either side of the screen screaming for a short period before ducking and then showing the product information. In this case, it's advertising there, "Espresso To-Go" drinks from the company's old, and one of their original websites from 2008 that they previously had advertised, which can even be seen on the Wayback Machine revisions. There never used to be any advertisements for this and that is why Finder Lurker had particularly made it a thing.
==Cast & Crew==
* '''Director''': Devin Millar
* '''Producer''': Devin Millar
* '''Editor & Compositor''': Devin Millar
* '''Camera Crew''': Devin Millar
* '''Actors''': Devin Millar (Ghost-like Demon Creature)
* '''Platforms''': YouTube
== Trivia ==
* The Buddha statue from the "Light" version of the "Concert" advertisement is a direct nod to the Buddha advertisement from the official commercials.
* Due to the rather advanced nature of the advertisements, unlike a lot of other K-fee parodies, many K-fee fans had believed the advertisements were official. They are even treated as such among the community.
* According to Devin, the background footage took in 2016.
* There is a small rumor that these advertisements were originally on the K-fee official site, and that they were deleted, but this was never proven. The website went defunct in 2011 also.
* This is the only series of screamers Devin did where he did not do the scream himself to match the likeness of the original advertisements and keep the same spirit and atmosphere.
* A running gag throughout the creation of these advertisements was "recipe" being misspelled as "recipie".
* Originally Devin was going to use all of his friends as unique monsters for each video, but this was scrapped.
* Before 2021, all of the new commercial parodies had a 2D animated can of K-fee at the end showcasing the product, and now it has a CG can of K-fee instead along with re-recordings of the narrators.
* On 8th June 2021, Devin uploaded a compilation of the original K-fee commercials from 2004 to the Finder Lurker channel, with the jumpscares featuring his ghost-like monsters in place of the usual zombie and gargoyle.
* Devin narrates the commercials in a British accent to match the fact that the K-fee ads were largely aired there for the English-speaking audience.
* Everything was filmed in Las Vegas, Los Angeles, and Vancouver (Washington State).
==Links==
NOTE: The following videos contain [[screamers]]!
*'''Concert''': youtube.com/watch?v=_BEe9leFtZI
*'''Truck''': youtube.com/watch?v=Zzr_pNU_xYU
*'''River''': youtube.com/watch?v=kj4gjGEM8t4
*'''Playground''': youtube.com/watch?v=Igp_6nL3KtA
*'''Bike''': youtube.com/watch?v=IpBLL444GKI
*'''Apex''': youtube.com/watch?v=K3tCwj75yuU
*'''Farm''': youtube.com/watch?v=1FoDxAIGm28
*'''Neon''': youtube.com/watch?v=WS7CiT6d0Hk
*'''Clock Tower:''' youtube.com/watch?v=9iZfERbg1mY
*'''Dock:''' youtube.com/watch?v=obNY9l_WYDk
*'''Mountain:''' youtube.com/watch?v=oRz55s3awFk
*'''Wonderland''': youtu.be/jKkoie5zV4A
*'''Vegas''': youtube.com/watch?v=CQOT60mIW8Y
*'''Pool''': youtube.com/watch?v=wgj-esS1igY
*'''Morning''': youtube.com/watch?v=9kJbzNrI8A4
*'''Creek''': youtube.com/watch?v=KvCP3aDK7sw
*'''Market''': youtube.com/watch?v=uWSnySri9wo
*'''Original Commercials (Finder Lurker Edit):''' youtube.com/watch?v=S7deQdhU3Rc
*'''Dock Returns:''' youtube.com/watch?v=UlYha_H3CWY
*'''Clock Tower Returns:''' youtube.com/watch?v=unWpRsgwNfU
*'''Village''': youtube.com/watch?v=YytBoVcdtPQ
*'''Bridge:''' youtube.com/watch?v=wFC6fnDAGn0
*'''River Bridge''': youtube.com/watch?v=g5AVcaCsJ_U
*'''Sunset''': youtube.com/watch?v=56tlygGUPiA
===Lite Versions===
*'''Concert''': youtube.com/watch?v=IFqAa5u9Z7g
*'''Playground''': youtube.com/watch?v=HmqDv98qEGg
*'''River''': youtube.com/watch?v=IoXQebQRoxQ
*'''Neon''': youtube.com/watch?v=0cadNbgGAaA

==References==
* 45.831099, -122.385630 (River Bridge)
* 45.819709, -122.368623 (Apex)
* 45.626004, -122.674455 (Clock Tower)
* 33.683437, -116.238598 (Concert)
* 45.588299, -122.393146 (Truck)
* 36.169682, -115.141683 (Neon)
* youtube.com/watch?v=APpqWBzQ8QU (K-fee Documentary)
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I'm So Sorry Please Forgive Me.mp4

2022-10-02T18:29:58Z

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{{Infobox
|title = I'm So Sorry Please Forgive Me.mp4
|image = Imsosorrypleaseforgiveme2014.png
|imagecaption = Screenshot from the video.
|maker = Devin Millar
|type = Videos
|date = July 25, 2014
}}
'''I'm So Sorry Please Forgive Me.mp4''' is a mysterious video based on the Creepypasta of the same name, uploaded by a channel of the same name in 2014.

It starts with a couple of static scenes and then it cuts to a boy sitting on the side of a bed saddened. Then after a while of sitting there, he starts to cry with his hands over his face. After a while, we hear whispering, and then a reverse whispering. Then we hear the same bloodcurdling scream from Suicide Mouse and then the video starts to melt and turn black and white as we see some sort of disturbing video happening in the background, and the video gets worse the more and more it progresses.

Then eventually it shows a closeup of the boy's still crying with his hands over his face. But then he stops and then pretty soon then he takes his hands off of his face along with a static, and then it cuts to show his whole face to show it being mangled with white pupils and a carved face with empty eyes along with the white pupils inside. Then suddenly it statics again and then cuts to the boy staring at the camera. Then we hear a reversed whooshing sound and then he lunges out at the camera to eat it and then returns to normal. Then after a while of pausing, he screams again to the same scream being heard earlier.

== Trivia ==

* The video was created to correlate with the story of the boy in the Creepypasta, about how he broke up with his girlfriend and commuted suicide and now is a ghost seeking vengeance.

==Link==
NOTE: The following video contains a [[screamer]]!
*youtube.com/watch?v=EnK50KXzi30
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Chomp.avi

2022-09-11T15:43:54Z

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|image = Donotwatch.JPG
|imagecaption = The text that begins the video.
|maker = unknown
|type = Shock video
|date = 2008
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'''Chomp.avi''', also known as '''Do Not Watch''', was a [[shock video]] that first surfaced on the shock site [[Bloodshows]]. The video features some shocking and confronting material, and the original site was taken down along with this video. The Mediafire link to the original video was taken down for violating Mediafire's guidelines. The [[LOLShock]] and [[Shockchan]] mirrors of this video are named ''Do Not Watch''.

==Content==
The video starts with footage (which was presumably filmed around 2007 or 2008), of two men, one of whom is transgender, doing a series of sexual acts involving body fluids in a bathroom with sex toys in it. The man is seen crying in a bathtub while masturbating with feces all over him and wearing a [https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.ViG0RXkklV_t5BGf8vG-CQHaHQ?pid=ImgDet&rs=1 royal masquerade mask].

The video cuts to footage of the man consuming all the watery feces and diarrhea coming out from the transgender man's anus. The transgender man is sitting on a stool with a hole in the middle. The transgender man calls the man a pig and tells him that people envy his place and that he wants to see him eat all of it. He appears to be very disgusted by diarrhea and feces and even flinches most of the time as he struggles to eat all of it.

The man rubs the feces all over his body while complaining about how disgusting it is and grunting. He then gets back into his position and gargles the transgender man's urine and drinks it in the bathtub, then continues to eat more of his feces. At one point, he stands up and puts some feces in his anus and poops it out screaming ''"I'm having a baby!"''. The video cuts to the man lying in the bathtub again and eating more feces from the transgender man again but in better lighting.

The video finally ends with a windows movie maker text asking if the viewer has "completed the challenge" as the creepy sound effect-like music fades away with a still shot of feces in the bathtub. It then shows in the credits that the "music" was created by "Brain Music".

== Trivia ==
* While it is still unknown who the people are in the video, it is rumored that it is a man named Patrick Guzzler. Who lives in retirement in Palm Springs, California, and was born in Michigan. {{Cite}}
* There was a [[Creepypasta]] based around this video titled, "Chomp: The Story of the Most Disgusting video on the internet''", ''which has been deleted.

== Link==
NOTE: The following video contains [[graphic content]]!
*<s>donotwatch.org</s>
*web.archive.org/web/20151013191711/shockchan.com/do-not-watch
web.archive.org/web/20081217065807/bloodshows.com/htmls/Chomp.html
*'''Permalink''': *web.archive.org/web/20220313231149/mboxdrive.com/DoNotWatch.mp4
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Chomp.avi

2022-09-11T15:41:17Z

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{{#seo:
|keywords=Chomp.avi video, Chomp.avi [[Bloodshows]], Chomp.avi shock video, Chomp.avi full video
}}
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{{Infobox shock site
|name = Chomp.avi
|image = Donotwatch.JPG
|imagecaption = The text that begins the video.
|maker = Patrick F. "Guzzler"
|type = Shock video
|date = 2008
}}
'''Chomp.avi''', also known as '''Do Not Watch''', was a [[shock video]] that first surfaced on the shock site [[Bloodshows]]. The video features some shocking and confronting material, and the original site was taken down along with this video. The Mediafire link to the original video was taken down for violating Mediafire's guidelines. The [[LOLShock]] and [[Shockchan]] mirrors of this video are named ''Do Not Watch''.

==Content==
The video starts with footage (which was presumably filmed around 2007 or 2008), of two men, one of whom is transgender, doing a series of sexual acts involving body fluids in a bathroom with sex toys in it. The man is seen crying in a bathtub while masturbating with feces all over him and wearing a [https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.ViG0RXkklV_t5BGf8vG-CQHaHQ?pid=ImgDet&rs=1 royal masquerade mask].

The video cuts to footage of the man consuming all the watery feces and diarrhea coming out from the transgender man's anus. The transgender man is sitting on a stool with a hole in the middle. The transgender man calls the man a pig and tells him that people envy his place and that he wants to see him eat all of it. He appears to be very disgusted by diarrhea and feces and even flinches most of the time as he struggles to eat all of it.

The man rubs the feces all over his body while complaining about how disgusting it is and grunting. He then gets back into his position and gargles the transgender man's urine and drinks it in the bathtub, then continues to eat more of his feces. At one point, he stands up and puts some feces in his anus and poops it out screaming ''"I'm having a baby!"''. The video cuts to the man lying in the bathtub again and eating more feces from the transgender man again but in better lighting.

The video finally ends with a windows movie maker text asking if the viewer has "completed the challenge" as the creepy sound effect-like music fades away with a still shot of feces in the bathtub. It then shows in the credits that the "music" was created by "Brain Music".

== Trivia ==
* While it is still unknown who the people are in the video, it is rumored that it is a man named Patrick Guzzler. Who lives in retirement in Palm Springs, California, and was born in Michigan. {{Cite}}
* There was a [[Creepypasta]] based around this video titled, "Chomp: The Story of the Most Disgusting video on the internet''", ''which has been deleted.

== Link==
NOTE: The following video contains [[graphic content]]!
*<s>donotwatch.org</s>
*web.archive.org/web/20151013191711/shockchan.com/do-not-watch
web.archive.org/web/20081217065807/bloodshows.com/htmls/Chomp.html
*'''Permalink''': *web.archive.org/web/20220313231149/mboxdrive.com/DoNotWatch.mp4
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Finder Lurker's Modern K-fee Commercials

2022-09-02T17:24:16Z

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{{Infobox
|name = Finder Lurker's K-fee Parodies
|image = FL2.JPG
|maker = [[Devin Millar]]
|type = Screamer Parodies
|date = Summer 2019
}}

In the summer of 2019, American musician, animator, and YouTuber Devin Millar, under his [[Finder Lurker]] alias had created 21 videos of what "modernized" advertisements for the now-defunct coffee-flavored energy drink company [[K-fee]] would’ve looked like. These commercials are similar to the [[K-fee commercials|original advertisements]] the company had originally made.

Devin originally claimed the ads were official but this was proven to be false. Devin did the editing, filming, narration, and even is the monster all himself.
==The commercials==
There are English, German, Espresso, Radio, and even poster advertisements of the commercials all created by Finder Lurker, and they are all in similar formulas to the original advertisements. They all start with a peaceful scene along with peaceful music before getting briefly interrupted by a monster at the end screaming and possibly scaring the viewer. Except instead of Adam, or Brad Johnson, it is Devin Millar himself as a Demonic Ghost-like creature with dark eyes and a long smile. (Similar to that of Jeff the Killer, or Momo.)
* '''''Concert''''': The video starts with an EDM concert in the middle of a desert at sunset, and then as everyone claps, the beat builds up and up, and then right before the beat drops, a ghost-like demon jumps up, screams, and shakes their head.
* '''''Apex''''': It starts with a peaceful scene of a house on top of a hill on a beautiful sunny day with clouds, and then at a certain point, the camera stops moving and we focus on just the house, and then from out of nowhere, the ghost-like demon jumps up, screaming, and shaking its head.
* '''''Truck''''': It starts with a truck on a half sunny-half cloudy day and it's carrying a giant cargo in a neighborhood. As soon as the truck leaves the scene the ghost-like creature hangs upside down screaming. This is the same screamer footage as the concert one but it's vertically flipped and lightened up and with a different filter.
* '''''Playground''''': It starts with an empty playground in a neighborhood while hearing motorcycles driving in the background. Then we see all of the swings, the skatepark, and a kiddie ride, and then it shows the playground in full view again, and then after a couple of seconds of showing it, the ghost-like creature jumps up screaming. This is the only commercial without any filters.
* '''''River''''': This advertisement starts with a river on a giant rock overlooking the place at sunset with peaceful piano music with cars passing by the cliff. Then after a while, the monster jumps from upside-down screaming.
* '''''Bike''''': The ad starts with a peaceful scene with a bike next to a tree on a sunny day, and then eventually the camera pans across to show the entire scene, and then it stops at a certain point similar to the meadow commercial, and then suddenly the ghost-like creature jumps up from upside down and screams. This is the same footage as the River one but horizontally flipped, brightened, and with a different filter.
* '''''Farm''''': It starts with an aerial view of a farm with some cows in it, and then after a couple of seconds when the country music that's playing comes to its conclusion, the ghost-like monster jumps up screaming, with its face obscured by the darkness of the sunset. This is the same footage as the Playground one but with a darker filter.
* '''''Neon''''': It starts with a very lit view of Fremont Street in Las Vegas, and then after a while of showing everyone walking around and all, the monster with its hair tied up in a bun and with burnt eyes jumps down screaming. This is one of the scariest variants as there is no warning before the screamer comes.
* ''''' Clock Tower''''': It starts with Clock Tower with fish all over it as the camera pans up to show it ringing its bells. Then after a couple of hits showing what time it is, the monster, now with mangled skin and white glowing eyes jumps down and shakes its head screaming.
* '''''Mountain''''': It starts with a view of the top of a mountain with other mountains surrounding it with very campy music playing, and then after a while, the monster jumps down screaming.
* '''''Dock''''': It starts with a dock with restaurants and a person walking on it with a fancy coat on at sunset, and then as soon as the person is beginning to leave the scene the monster jumps up screaming. This uses the same screamer footage as the Clock Tower but with a different filter and vertically flipped.
* '''Wonderland''': It shows a green and wonderful forest cliff in a sunshower, with enchanting piano music playing in the background. It then shows a weed with some thorns, and some parts of the forest as well. It then shows the cliff again, and after a while of focusing on this shot, the Ghost monster jumps down and screams at the camera.
* '''Vegas''': It shows a view of Las Vegas with people talking, casino noises of slot machines and announcers in the background, and live blues music playing in the background. It then pans over to show more, and then suddenly the Ghost monster jumps down screaming, notably now wearing a sundress along with having mangled skin.
* '''Pool''': It shows a giant swimming pool with some Reggae EDM music playing in the background at a resort with lots of people at it, a bar, a water slide. Pretty soon it pans over to show the giant water slide going through a Shark tank. Then the camera stops moving, and after a while of showing this, the Ghost monster jumps up and screams at the camera.
* '''Morning''': It shows a couple of some plants in a dawn setting on a farm. After a while of it showing around the area for a little bit, the Ghost monster jumps up screaming at the camera.
* '''Creek''': It shows a small river on a sunny day in an elegant way with relaxing meditation music playing in the background. After a while, the Ghost monster jumps up screaming. This one is scarier due to the lack of a warning before the jumpscare happens.
* '''Market''': It starts with a marketplace with some seating, a glass elevator, and people walking around with relaxing Jazz music being played in the background. Then after a while of showing this shot, suddenly the Ghost monster jumps up screaming at the camera.
* '''Village''': It shows a small town and some Techno music playing in the background until it pans over. Right when it does, suddenly the Ghost now looking angry jumps up and screams.
* '''Bridge''': It shows a railroad track bridge along with the forest area surrounding it. After showing the bridge again, suddenly the Ghost monsters jump up with glowing eyes and sharp teeth.
* '''River Bridge:''' It shows a river, some parts of a forest, and then a giant bridge overlooking the entire area. Then suddenly, when it shows this shot, the Ghost monster jumps down and screams.
* '''Sunset:''' It shows a sunset sky, and then a couple holding hands watching it. Then it shows the environment and then showing the sky again, and then suddenly the Ghost monster hangs down and screams.

==Light commercials==
There were also, "Light" versions similar to the original ones for the original commercials made by the same company, but this time it is Finder Lurker's versions. The music is even slightly higher pitched in the same way to match the original atmosphere of the original video advertisements.
* '''''Neon''''': It features the same Las Vegas Fremont scene from the original commercial of the same name but instead of the ghost-like creature jumping up, instead it's a polar bear puppet jumping up and giggling, with it being very obvious it's about to jump at the bottom of the screen before it does. It then quickly shows an illustration of the bottle with the same teenage boy talking about the product along with the same child whispering as from the original commercials.
* '''''Concert''''': It features the same concert footage but instead of the monster jumping up, it's a Buddha statue clumsily going up and the music stops. It then quickly shows the illustration of the bottle with the same teenage boy talking about the product along with the same child whispering as from the original commercials.
* '''''River''''': It shows the same river scene with the cars passing by the cliff, and the camera on a rocky shore, but instead of the ghost-like creature popping up, a white teddy bear pops up and giggles while going, "Boo!" It then quickly shows the illustration of the bottle with the same teenage boy talking about the product along with the same child whispering as from the original commercials.
* '''''Playground''''': It shows the same footage as the original one but instead of the ghost-like creature jumping up, instead it's a monkey puppet jumping up saying, "Ooo ooo monkey!" It then quickly shows the illustration of the bottle with the same teenage boy talking about the product along with the same child whispering as from the original commercials.

==Radio commercials==
Finder Lurker also went far enough to create "Radio" versions of the advertisements as well. These are all done in the same style as the original radio advertisements but with
* '''''Bar''''': It's a conversation between a man and a bartender in an East Coast-esque bar and the bartender says, "Oh! Hi! Why the long face?" Then the man is depressed and says, "She dumped me. I'm gonna lose my kids and my house." And then the bartender thinks and then says," Hm. I got an idea! Um, it's a little bit of a long story, but, I know how you get your life back together. Alright, so all you have to do, is-" And then getting interrupted by the same scream as the screamer commercials, and then very shortly the two kids, the teenage boy, and the whispering child talk about the product and its details.
* '''''YouTuber''''': A dubstep song plays with a male narrator saying, "My name is Rapping Ranger! I am the best gaming channel that involves anything to do with shooting and racing, and I am the one person with the most subscribers! Please subscribe-follow for more videos, ha, and be sure to follow me on all of my social-" Then being interrupted by the scream, and then the teenage boy and child talking about the product.
* '''''Music Festival''''': You hear a boom and a crowd cheering and a male DJ announcing, "What is up now Cloud Festival! We are going to rock this fucking house! Now on the count of three, we're going to blow this party to the moon! Three, two, one-" And then getting interrupted by the scream along with a teenage boy, and a childlike voice saying the product's name and details about it.
* '''''Airplane''''': We hear a little boy asking his mom on an airplane, "Mommy mommy! How long until we get to Paris?" Then the mom answers, "We have only 3 hours, our plane took off 5 hours ago." Then the kid laments saying, "Aww, that's gonna take 300 years!" Then the mom reassures him, "No it's won't I can read you a story." Then the agrees and then after a couple of seconds the plane starts to go through some turbulence, and then the kid gasps and asks his mom, "What was that mommy?" Then the mommy says, "Oh don't worry sweetie, that's just a little-" Then her sentence gets interrupted by the scream, along with all of the narrators saying all of the product details and all like the other radio ads and all.
*'''''Restaurant Ad''''': We hear happy pop guitar music along with a male narrator saying, "Have you ever wanted a BBQ and a foot massage at the same time? Well stop right there and let me tell you about it! Here are Quacker's BBQ and Foot Massage, we have all kinds of deals including Kid's Meals, Kid's Massages, and so much much much much more for the adults! With a cross between a greasy spoon and a foot massage place, we have all kinds of things in store. Also be sure to bring your family, friends, and don't forget to support the cause of everything we got here at-" Then the sentence gets interrupted by the same scream ad the commercials, and then it goes into this time scary-sounding trap music along with a new teenage by talking about the product and it's detailed, and then being followed by a re-recording of the child whispering.
*'''''Product Ad''''': We hear happy-sounding whistling music along with a male narrator saying, "With Sandy's glove wipes, we can ensure your home is clean and you are well. They are completely contactless, nobody will ever know you even used them." Then the sentence gets interrupted by the scream, following the same scary-sounding trap music along with the new teenage boy and the whispering child saying the product and its details.
*'''''Play Ad''''': It starts with some dramatic music with a male narrator saying, "Experience the beauty, the sheer joy, and everything in between. Experience. "The Wanda Hills" coming this weekend with kids and adults only 50% off. And don't forget to bring your-" Then the sentence gets interrupted by the same scream, and then some scary-sounding trap music along with the new teenage boy and the whispering child saying the product name and details.

==Magazine Advertisements==
Finder Lurker also had created, "Magazine" advertisements that had artwork of disturbing imagery of cartoon teenagers and children killing their parents, authority figures, and vice versa, and of very obscure art intended to wake up the viewers in the same way as the original magazine ads. Despite being called, "Magazine" ads, none of these appeared in any real-life magazine issues and, are only based on the likeness of the original magazine ads.
==Espresso Advertisements==
Finder Lurker had also created, "Espresso" advertisements which are very short videos with scaled-down screamers usually in the Instagram/TikTok format, and specifically designed for such. They usually feature some kind of, "Challenge" or meme related thing for a couple of seconds, or sometimes even minutes, depending on the theme, before the ghost-like creature jumps up or down from either side of the screen screaming for a short period before ducking and then showing the product information. In this case, it's advertising there, "Espresso To-Go" drinks from the company's old, and one of their original websites from 2008 that they previously had advertised, which can even be seen on the Wayback Machine revisions. There never used to be any advertisements for this and that is why Finder Lurker had particularly made it a thing.
==Cast & Crew==
* '''Director''': Devin Millar
* '''Producer''': Devin Millar
* '''Editor & Compositor''': Devin Millar
* '''Camera Crew''': Devin Millar
* '''Actors''': Devin Millar (Ghost-like Demon Creature)
* '''Platforms''': YouTube
== Trivia ==
* The Buddha statue from the "Light" version of the "Concert" advertisement is a direct nod to the Buddha advertisement from the official commercials.
* Due to the rather advanced nature of the advertisements, unlike a lot of other K-fee parodies, many K-fee fans had believed the advertisements were official. They are even treated as such among the community.
* According to Devin, the background footage took in 2016.
* There is a small rumor that these advertisements were originally on the K-fee official site, and that they were deleted, but this was never proven. The website went defunct in 2011 also.
* This is the only series of screamers Devin did where he did not do the scream himself to match the likeness of the original advertisements and keep the same spirit and atmosphere.
* A running gag throughout the creation of these advertisements was "recipe" being misspelled as "recipie".
* Originally Devin was going to use all of his friends as unique monsters for each video, but this was scrapped.
* Before 2021, all of the new commercial parodies had a 2D animated can of K-fee at the end showcasing the product, and now it has a CG can of K-fee instead along with re-recordings of the narrators.
* On 8th June 2021, Devin uploaded a compilation of the original K-fee commercials from 2004 to the Finder Lurker channel, with the jumpscares featuring his ghost-like monsters in place of the usual zombie and gargoyle.
* Devin narrates the commercials in a British accent to match the fact that the K-fee ads were largely aired there for the English-speaking audience.
==Links==
NOTE: The following videos contain [[screamers]]!
*'''Concert''': youtube.com/watch?v=_BEe9leFtZI
*'''Truck''': youtube.com/watch?v=Zzr_pNU_xYU
*'''River''': youtube.com/watch?v=kj4gjGEM8t4
*'''Playground''': youtube.com/watch?v=Igp_6nL3KtA
*'''Bike''': youtube.com/watch?v=IpBLL444GKI
*'''Apex''': youtube.com/watch?v=K3tCwj75yuU
*'''Farm''': youtube.com/watch?v=1FoDxAIGm28
*'''Neon''': youtube.com/watch?v=WS7CiT6d0Hk
*'''Clock Tower:''' youtube.com/watch?v=9iZfERbg1mY
*'''Dock:''' youtube.com/watch?v=obNY9l_WYDk
*'''Mountain:''' youtube.com/watch?v=oRz55s3awFk
*'''Wonderland''': youtu.be/jKkoie5zV4A
*'''Vegas''': youtube.com/watch?v=CQOT60mIW8Y
*'''Pool''': youtube.com/watch?v=wgj-esS1igY
*'''Morning''': youtube.com/watch?v=9kJbzNrI8A4
*'''Creek''': youtube.com/watch?v=KvCP3aDK7sw
*'''Market''': youtube.com/watch?v=uWSnySri9wo
*'''Original Commercials (Finder Lurker Edit):''' youtube.com/watch?v=S7deQdhU3Rc
*'''Dock Returns:''' youtube.com/watch?v=UlYha_H3CWY
*'''Clock Tower Returns:''' youtube.com/watch?v=unWpRsgwNfU
*'''Village''': youtube.com/watch?v=YytBoVcdtPQ
*'''Bridge:''' youtube.com/watch?v=wFC6fnDAGn0
*'''River Bridge''': youtube.com/watch?v=g5AVcaCsJ_U
*'''Sunset''': youtube.com/watch?v=56tlygGUPiA
===Lite Versions===
*'''Concert''': youtube.com/watch?v=IFqAa5u9Z7g
*'''Playground''': youtube.com/watch?v=HmqDv98qEGg
*'''River''': youtube.com/watch?v=IoXQebQRoxQ
*'''Neon''': youtube.com/watch?v=0cadNbgGAaA

==References==
* 45.831099, -122.385630 (River Bridge)
* 45.819709, -122.368623 (Apex)
* 45.626004, -122.674455 (Clock Tower)
* 33.683437, -116.238598 (Concert)
* 45.588299, -122.393146 (Truck)
* 36.169682, -115.141683 (Neon)
* youtube.com/watch?v=APpqWBzQ8QU (K-fee Documentary)
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Finder Lurker's Modern K-fee Commercials

2022-09-02T17:23:45Z

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{{Infobox
|name = Finder Lurker's K-fee Parodies
|image = FL2.JPG
|maker = [[Devin Millar]]
|type = Screamer Parodies
|date = Summer 2019
}}

In the summer of 2019, American musician, animator, and YouTuber Devin Millar, under his [[Finder Lurker]] alias had created 21 videos of what "modernized" advertisements for the now-defunct coffee-flavored energy drink company [[K-fee]] would’ve looked like. These commercials are similar to the [[K-fee commercials|original advertisements]] the company had originally made.

Devin originally claimed the ads were official but this was proven to be false. Devin did the editing, filming, narration, and even is the monster all himself.
==The commercials==
There are English, German, Espresso, Radio, and even poster advertisements of the commercials all created by Finder Lurker, and they are all in similar formulas to the original advertisements. They all start with a peaceful scene along with peaceful music before getting briefly interrupted by a monster at the end screaming and possibly scaring the viewer. Except instead of Adam, or Brad Johnson, it is Devin Millar himself as a Demonic Ghost-like creature with dark eyes and a long smile. (Similar to that of Jeff the Killer, or Momo.)
* '''''Concert''''': The video starts with an EDM concert in the middle of a desert at sunset, and then as everyone claps, the beat builds up and up, and then right before the beat drops, a ghost-like demon jumps up, screams, and shakes their head.
* '''''Apex''''': It starts with a peaceful scene of a house on top of a hill on a beautiful sunny day with clouds, and then at a certain point, the camera stops moving and we focus on just the house, and then from out of nowhere, the ghost-like demon jumps up, screaming, and shaking its head.
* '''''Truck''''': It starts with a truck on a half sunny-half cloudy day and it's carrying a giant cargo in a neighborhood. As soon as the truck leaves the scene the ghost-like creature hangs upside down screaming. This is the same screamer footage as the concert one but it's vertically flipped and lightened up and with a different filter.
* '''''Playground''''': It starts with an empty playground in a neighborhood while hearing motorcycles driving in the background. Then we see all of the swings, the skatepark, and a kiddie ride, and then it shows the playground in full view again, and then after a couple of seconds of showing it, the ghost-like creature jumps up screaming. This is the only commercial without any filters.
* '''''River''''': This advertisement starts with a river on a giant rock overlooking the place at sunset with peaceful piano music with cars passing by the cliff. Then after a while, the monster jumps from upside-down screaming.
* '''''Bike''''': The ad starts with a peaceful scene with a bike next to a tree on a sunny day, and then eventually the camera pans across to show the entire scene, and then it stops at a certain point similar to the meadow commercial, and then suddenly the ghost-like creature jumps up from upside down and screams. This is the same footage as the River one but horizontally flipped, brightened, and with a different filter.
* '''''Farm''''': It starts with an aerial view of a farm with some cows in it, and then after a couple of seconds when the country music that's playing comes to its conclusion, the ghost-like monster jumps up screaming, with its face obscured by the darkness of the sunset. This is the same footage as the Playground one but with a darker filter.
* '''''Neon''''': It starts with a very lit view of Fremont Street in Las Vegas, and then after a while of showing everyone walking around and all, the monster with its hair tied up in a bun and with burnt eyes jumps down screaming. This is one of the scariest variants as there is no warning before the screamer comes.
* ''''' Clock Tower''''': It starts with Clock Tower with fish all over it as the camera pans up to show it ringing its bells. Then after a couple of hits showing what time it is, the monster, now with mangled skin and white glowing eyes jumps down and shakes its head screaming.
* '''''Mountain''''': It starts with a view of the top of a mountain with other mountains surrounding it with very campy music playing, and then after a while, the monster jumps down screaming.
* '''''Dock''''': It starts with a dock with restaurants and a person walking on it with a fancy coat on at sunset, and then as soon as the person is beginning to leave the scene the monster jumps up screaming. This uses the same screamer footage as the Clock Tower but with a different filter and vertically flipped.
* '''Wonderland''': It shows a green and wonderful forest cliff in a sunshower, with enchanting piano music playing in the background. It then shows a weed with some thorns, and some parts of the forest as well. It then shows the cliff again, and after a while of focusing on this shot, the Ghost monster jumps down and screams at the camera.
* '''Vegas''': It shows a view of Las Vegas with people talking, casino noises of slot machines and announcers in the background, and live blues music playing in the background. It then pans over to show more, and then suddenly the Ghost monster jumps down screaming, notably now wearing a sundress along with having mangled skin.
* '''Pool''': It shows a giant swimming pool with some Reggae EDM music playing in the background at a resort with lots of people at it, a bar, a water slide. Pretty soon it pans over to show the giant water slide going through a Shark tank. Then the camera stops moving, and after a while of showing this, the Ghost monster jumps up and screams at the camera.
* '''Morning''': It shows a couple of some plants in a dawn setting on a farm. After a while of it showing around the area for a little bit, the Ghost monster jumps up screaming at the camera.
* '''Creek''': It shows a small river on a sunny day in an elegant way with relaxing meditation music playing in the background. After a while, the Ghost monster jumps up screaming. This one is scarier due to the lack of a warning before the jumpscare happens.
* '''Market''': It starts with a marketplace with some seating, a glass elevator, and people walking around with relaxing Jazz music being played in the background. Then after a while of showing this shot, suddenly the Ghost monster jumps up screaming at the camera.
* '''Village''': It shows a small town and some Techno music playing in the background until it pans over. Right when it does, suddenly the Ghost now looking angry jumps up and screams.
* '''Bridge''': It shows a railroad track bridge along with the forest area surrounding it. After showing the bridge again, suddenly the Ghost monsters jump up with glowing eyes and sharp teeth.
* '''River Bridge:''' It shows a river, some parts of a forest, and then a giant bridge overlooking the entire area. Then suddenly, when it shows this shot, the Ghost monster jumps down and screams.
* '''Sunset:''' It shows a sunset sky, and then a couple holding hands watching it. Then it shows the environment and then showing the sky again, and then suddenly the Ghost monster hangs down and screams.

==Light commercials==
There were also, "Light" versions similar to the original ones for the original commercials made by the same company, but this time it is Finder Lurker's versions. The music is even slightly higher pitched in the same way to match the original atmosphere of the original video advertisements.
* '''''Neon''''': It features the same Las Vegas Fremont scene from the original commercial of the same name but instead of the ghost-like creature jumping up, instead it's a polar bear puppet jumping up and giggling, with it being very obvious it's about to jump at the bottom of the screen before it does. It then quickly shows an illustration of the bottle with the same teenage boy talking about the product along with the same child whispering as from the original commercials.
* '''''Concert''''': It features the same concert footage but instead of the monster jumping up, it's a Buddha statue clumsily going up and the music stops. It then quickly shows the illustration of the bottle with the same teenage boy talking about the product along with the same child whispering as from the original commercials.
* '''''River''''': It shows the same river scene with the cars passing by the cliff, and the camera on a rocky shore, but instead of the ghost-like creature popping up, a white teddy bear pops up and giggles while going, "Boo!" It then quickly shows the illustration of the bottle with the same teenage boy talking about the product along with the same child whispering as from the original commercials.
* '''''Playground''''': It shows the same footage as the original one but instead of the ghost-like creature jumping up, instead it's a monkey puppet jumping up saying, "Ooo ooo monkey!" It then quickly shows the illustration of the bottle with the same teenage boy talking about the product along with the same child whispering as from the original commercials.

==Radio commercials==
Finder Lurker also went far enough to create "Radio" versions of the advertisements as well. These are all done in the same style as the original radio advertisements but with
* '''''Bar''''': It's a conversation between a man and a bartender in an East Coast-esque bar and the bartender says, "Oh! Hi! Why the long face?" Then the man is depressed and says, "She dumped me. I'm gonna lose my kids and my house." And then the bartender thinks and then says," Hm. I got an idea! Um, it's a little bit of a long story, but, I know how you get your life back together. Alright, so all you have to do, is-" And then getting interrupted by the same scream as the screamer commercials, and then very shortly the two kids, the teenage boy, and the whispering child talk about the product and its details.
* '''''YouTuber''''': A dubstep song plays with a male narrator saying, "My name is Rapping Ranger! I am the best gaming channel that involves anything to do with shooting and racing, and I am the one person with the most subscribers! Please subscribe-follow for more videos, ha, and be sure to follow me on all of my social-" Then being interrupted by the scream, and then the teenage boy and child talking about the product.
* '''''Music Festival''''': You hear a boom and a crowd cheering and a male DJ announcing, "What is up now Cloud Festival! We are going to rock this fucking house! Now on the count of three, we're going to blow this party to the moon! Three, two, one-" And then getting interrupted by the scream along with a teenage boy, and a childlike voice saying the product's name and details about it.
* '''''Airplane''''': We hear a little boy asking his mom on an airplane, "Mommy mommy! How long until we get to Paris?" Then the mom answers, "We have only 3 hours, our plane took off 5 hours ago." Then the kid laments saying, "Aww, that's gonna take 300 years!" Then the mom reassures him, "No it's won't I can read you a story." Then the agrees and then after a couple of seconds the plane starts to go through some turbulence, and then the kid gasps and asks his mom, "What was that mommy?" Then the mommy says, "Oh don't worry sweetie, that's just a little-" Then her sentence gets interrupted by the scream, along with all of the narrators saying all of the product details and all like the other radio ads and all.
*'''''Restaurant Ad''''': We hear happy pop guitar music along with a male narrator saying, "Have you ever wanted a BBQ and a foot massage at the same time? Well stop right there and let me tell you about it! Here are Quacker's BBQ and Foot Massage, we have all kinds of deals including Kid's Meals, Kid's Massages, and so much much much much more for the adults! With a cross between a greasy spoon and a foot massage place, we have all kinds of things in store. Also be sure to bring your family, friends, and don't forget to support the cause of everything we got here at-" Then the sentence gets interrupted by the same scream ad the commercials, and then it goes into this time scary-sounding trap music along with a new teenage by talking about the product and it's detailed, and then being followed by a re-recording of the child whispering.
*'''''Product Ad''''': We hear happy-sounding whistling music along with a male narrator saying, "With Sandy's glove wipes, we can ensure your home is clean and you are well. They are completely contactless, nobody will ever know you even used them." Then the sentence gets interrupted by the scream, following the same scary-sounding trap music along with the new teenage boy and the whispering child saying the product and its details.
*'''''Play Ad''''': It starts with some dramatic music with a male narrator saying, "Experience the beauty, the sheer joy, and everything in between. Experience. "The Wanda Hills" coming this weekend with kids and adults only 50% off. And don't forget to bring your-" Then the sentence gets interrupted by the same scream, and then some scary-sounding trap music along with the new teenage boy and the whispering child saying the product name and details.

==Magazine Advertisements==
Finder Lurker also had created, "Magazine" advertisements that had artwork of disturbing imagery of cartoon teenagers and children killing their parents, authority figures, and vice versa, and of very obscure art intended to wake up the viewers in the same way as the original magazine ads. Despite being called, "Magazine" ads, none of these appeared in any real-life magazine issues and, are only based on the likeness of the original magazine ads.
==Espresso Advertisements==
Finder Lurker had also created, "Espresso" advertisements which are very short videos with scaled-down screamers usually in the Instagram/TikTok format, and specifically designed for such. They usually feature some kind of, "Challenge" or meme related thing for a couple of seconds, or sometimes even minutes, depending on the theme, before the ghost-like creature jumps up or down from either side of the screen screaming for a short period before ducking and then showing the product information. In this case, it's advertising there, "Espresso To-Go" drinks from the company's old, and one of their original websites from 2008 that they previously had advertised, which can even be seen on the Wayback Machine revisions. There never used to be any advertisements for this and that is why Finder Lurker had particularly made it a thing.
==Cast & Crew==
* '''Director''': Devin Millar
* '''Producer''': Devin Millar
* '''Editor & Compositor''': Devin Millar
* '''Camera Crew''': Devin Millar
* '''Actors''': Devin Millar (Ghost-like Demon Creature)
* '''Platforms''': YouTube
== Trivia ==
* The Buddha statue from the "Light" version of the "Concert" advertisement is a direct nod to the Buddha advertisement from the official commercials.
* Due to the rather advanced nature of the advertisements, unlike a lot of other K-fee parodies, many K-fee fans had believed the advertisements were official. They are even treated as such among the community.
* According to Devin, the background footage took in 2016.
* There is a small rumor that these advertisements were originally on the K-fee official site, and that they were deleted, but this was never proven. The website went defunct in 2011 also.
* This is the only series of screamers Devin did where he did not do the scream himself to match the likeness of the original advertisements and keep the same spirit and atmosphere.
* A running gag throughout the creation of these advertisements was "recipe" being misspelled as "recipie".
* Originally Devin was going to use all of his friends as unique monsters for each video, but this was scrapped.
* Before 2021, all of the new commercial parodies had a 2D animated can of K-fee at the end showcasing the product, and now it has a CG can of K-fee instead along with re-recordings of the narrators.
* On 8th June 2021, Devin uploaded a compilation of the original K-fee commercials from 2004 to the Finder Lurker channel, with the jumpscares featuring his ghost-like monsters in place of the usual zombie and gargoyle.
* Devin narrates the commercials in a British accent to match the fact that the K-fee ads were largely aired there for the English-speaking audience.
==Links==
NOTE: The following videos contain [[screamers]]!
*'''Concert''': youtube.com/watch?v=_BEe9leFtZI
*'''Truck''': youtube.com/watch?v=Zzr_pNU_xYU
*'''River''': youtube.com/watch?v=kj4gjGEM8t4
*'''Playground''': youtube.com/watch?v=Igp_6nL3KtA
*'''Bike''': youtube.com/watch?v=IpBLL444GKI
*'''Apex''': youtube.com/watch?v=K3tCwj75yuU
*'''Farm''': youtube.com/watch?v=1FoDxAIGm28
*'''Neon''': youtube.com/watch?v=WS7CiT6d0Hk
*'''Clock Tower:''' youtube.com/watch?v=9iZfERbg1mY
*'''Dock:''' youtube.com/watch?v=obNY9l_WYDk
*'''Mountain:''' youtube.com/watch?v=oRz55s3awFk
*'''Wonderland''': youtu.be/jKkoie5zV4A
*'''Vegas''': youtube.com/watch?v=CQOT60mIW8Y
*'''Pool''': youtube.com/watch?v=wgj-esS1igY
*'''Morning''': youtube.com/watch?v=9kJbzNrI8A4
*'''Creek''': youtube.com/watch?v=KvCP3aDK7sw
*'''Market''': youtube.com/watch?v=uWSnySri9wo
*'''Original Commercials (Finder Lurker Edit):''' youtube.com/watch?v=S7deQdhU3Rc
*'''Dock Returns:''' youtube.com/watch?v=UlYha_H3CWY
*'''Clock Tower Returns:''' youtube.com/watch?v=unWpRsgwNfU
*'''Village''': youtube.com/watch?v=YytBoVcdtPQ
*'''Bridge:''' youtube.com/watch?v=wFC6fnDAGn0
*'''River Bridge''': youtube.com/watch?v=g5AVcaCsJ_U
*'''Sunset''': youtube.com/watch?v=56tlygGUPiA
===Lite Versions===
*'''Concert''': youtube.com/watch?v=IFqAa5u9Z7g
*'''Playground''': youtube.com/watch?v=HmqDv98qEGg
*'''River''': youtube.com/watch?v=IoXQebQRoxQ
*'''Neon''': youtube.com/watch?v=0cadNbgGAaA

==Refrences==
* 45.831099, -122.385630 (River Bridge)
* 45.819709, -122.368623 (Apex)
* 45.626004, -122.674455 (Clock Tower)
* 33.683437, -116.238598 (Concert)
* 45.588299, -122.393146 (Truck)
* 36.169682, -115.141683 (Neon)
* youtube.com/watch?v=APpqWBzQ8QU (K-fee Documentary)
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Kicking Trash Cans

2022-05-25T17:20:34Z

SwiftMantis: Created page with "{{Infobox |title = |image = Kciing_trash_cans.png |maker = Devin Millar |type = YouTube video |date = May 19, 2022 }} '''Kicking Trash''' Cans is an animated screamer created by Devin Millar under his Finder Lurker alias released in 2022. ==Plot== It shows someone holding their phone and clicking record on it. It then pans up to show what they are recording. There is an African-American little boy, and a Caucasian little girl kicking two trash cans in front of a garag..."

{{Infobox
|title =
|image = Kciing_trash_cans.png
|maker = Devin Millar
|type = YouTube video
|date = May 19, 2022
}}
'''Kicking Trash''' Cans is an animated screamer created by Devin Millar under his Finder Lurker alias released in 2022.

==Plot==
It shows someone holding their phone and clicking record on it. It then pans up to show what they are recording. There is an African-American little boy, and a Caucasian little girl kicking two trash cans in front of a garage in a neighborhood. They kick the cans a couple times and then a narrator says, "Kicking trash cans" and we hear a goofy sliding sound. After they kick the cans 2 more times suddenly a zombie Ghost-like monster with two pigtails jumps up growling at the camera.

==Link==
NOTE: The following video contains a [[screamer]]!
*youtube.com/watch?v=RCVzi0rjpnM
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File:Kicking trash cans.png

2022-05-25T17:18:08Z

SwiftMantis:

Finder Lurker's Modern K-fee Commercials

2022-05-02T18:30:07Z

SwiftMantis: i just added a semi colon

{{Infobox
|name = Finder Lurker's K-fee Parodies
|image = FL2.JPG
|maker = [[Devin Millar]]
|type = Screamer Parodies
|date = Summer 2019
}}

In the summer of 2019, American musician, animator, and YouTuber Devin Millar, under his [[Finder Lurker]] alias had created 21 videos of what "modernized" advertisements for the now-defunct coffee-flavored energy drink company [[K-fee]] would’ve looked like. These commercials are similar to the [[K-fee commercials|original advertisements]] the company had originally made.

Devin originally claimed the ads were official but this was proven to be false. Devin did the editing, filming, narration, and even is the monster all himself.
==The commercials==
There are English, German, Espresso, Radio, and even poster advertisements of the commercials all created by Finder Lurker, and they are all in similar formulas to the original advertisements. They all start with a peaceful scene along with peaceful music before getting briefly interrupted by a monster at the end screaming and possibly scaring the viewer. Except instead of Adam, or Brad Johnson, it is Devin Millar himself as a Demonic Ghost-like creature with dark eyes and a long smile. (Similar to that of Jeff the Killer, or Momo.)
* '''''Concert''''': The video starts with an EDM concert in the middle of a desert at sunset, and then as everyone claps, the beat builds up and up, and then right before the beat drops, a ghost-like demon jumps up, screams, and shakes their head.
* '''''Apex''''': It starts with a peaceful scene of a house on top of a hill on a beautiful sunny day with clouds, and then at a certain point, the camera stops moving and we focus on just the house, and then from out of nowhere, the ghost-like demon jumps up, screaming, and shaking its head.
* '''''Truck''''': It starts with a truck on a half sunny-half cloudy day and it's carrying a giant cargo in a neighborhood. As soon as the truck leaves the scene the ghost-like creature hangs upside down screaming. This is the same screamer footage as the concert one but it's vertically flipped and lightened up and with a different filter.
* '''''Playground''''': It starts with an empty playground in a neighborhood while hearing motorcycles driving in the background. Then we see all of the swings, the skatepark, and a kiddie ride, and then it shows the playground in full view again, and then after a couple of seconds of showing it, the ghost-like creature jumps up screaming. This is the only commercial without any filters.
* '''''River''''': This advertisement starts with a river on a giant rock overlooking the place at sunset with peaceful piano music with cars passing by the cliff. Then after a while, the monster jumps from upside-down screaming.
* '''''Bike''''': The ad starts with a peaceful scene with a bike next to a tree on a sunny day, and then eventually the camera pans across to show the entire scene, and then it stops at a certain point similar to the meadow commercial, and then suddenly the ghost-like creature jumps up from upside down and screams. This is the same footage as the River one but horizontally flipped, brightened, and with a different filter.
* '''''Farm''''': It starts with an aerial view of a farm with some cows in it, and then after a couple of seconds when the country music that's playing comes to its conclusion, the ghost-like monster jumps up screaming, with its face obscured by the darkness of the sunset. This is the same footage as the Playground one but with a darker filter.
* '''''Neon''''': It starts with a very lit view of Fremont Street in Las Vegas, and then after a while of showing everyone walking around and all, the monster with its hair tied up in a bun and with burnt eyes jumps down screaming. This is one of the scariest variants as there is no warning before the screamer comes.
* ''''' Clock Tower''''': It starts with Clock Tower with fish all over it as the camera pans up to show it ringing its bells. Then after a couple of hits showing what time it is, the monster, now with mangled skin and white glowing eyes jumps down and shakes its head screaming.
* '''''Mountain''''': It starts with a view of the top of a mountain with other mountains surrounding it with very campy music playing, and then after a while, the monster jumps down screaming.
* '''''Dock''''': It starts with a dock with restaurants and a person walking on it with a fancy coat on at sunset, and then as soon as the person is beginning to leave the scene the monster jumps up screaming. This uses the same screamer footage as the Clock Tower but with a different filter and vertically flipped.
* '''Wonderland''': It shows a green and wonderful forest cliff in a sunshower, with enchanting piano music playing in the background. It then shows a weed with some thorns, and some parts of the forest as well. It then shows the cliff again, and after a while of focusing on this shot, the Ghost monster jumps down and screams at the camera.
* '''Vegas''': It shows a view of Las Vegas with people talking, casino noises of slot machines and announcers in the background, and live blues music playing in the background. It then pans over to show more, and then suddenly the Ghost monster jumps down screaming, notably now wearing a sundress along with having mangled skin.
* '''Pool''': It shows a giant swimming pool with some Reggae EDM music playing in the background at a resort with lots of people at it, a bar, a water slide. Pretty soon it pans over to show the giant water slide going through a Shark tank. Then the camera stops moving, and after a while of showing this, the Ghost monster jumps up and screams at the camera.
* '''Morning''': It shows a couple of some plants in a dawn setting on a farm. After a while of it showing around the area for a little bit, the Ghost monster jumps up screaming at the camera.
* '''Creek''': It shows a small river on a sunny day in an elegant way with relaxing meditation music playing in the background. After a while, the Ghost monster jumps up screaming. This one is scarier due to the lack of a warning before the jumpscare happens.
* '''Market''': It starts with a marketplace with some seating, a glass elevator, and people walking around with relaxing Jazz music being played in the background. Then after a while of showing this shot, suddenly the Ghost monster jumps up screaming at the camera.
* '''Village''': It shows a small town and some Techno music playing in the background until it pans over. Right when it does, suddenly the Ghost now looking angry jumps up and screams.
* '''Bridge''': It shows a railroad track bridge along with the forest area surrounding it. After showing the bridge again, suddenly the Ghost monsters jump up with glowing eyes and sharp teeth.
* '''River Bridge:''' It shows a river, some parts of a forest, and then a giant bridge overlooking the entire area. Then suddenly, when it shows this shot, the Ghost monster jumps down and screams.
* '''Sunset:''' It shows a sunset sky, and then a couple holding hands watching it. Then it shows the environment and then showing the sky again, and then suddenly the Ghost monster hangs down and screams.

==Light commercials==
There were also, "Light" versions similar to the original ones for the original commercials made by the same company, but this time it is Finder Lurker's versions. The music is even slightly higher pitched in the same way to match the original atmosphere of the original video advertisements.
* '''''Neon''''': It features the same Las Vegas Fremont scene from the original commercial of the same name but instead of the ghost-like creature jumping up, instead it's a polar bear puppet jumping up and giggling, with it being very obvious it's about to jump at the bottom of the screen before it does. It then quickly shows an illustration of the bottle with the same teenage boy talking about the product along with the same child whispering as from the original commercials.
* '''''Concert''''': It features the same concert footage but instead of the monster jumping up, it's a Buddha statue clumsily going up and the music stops. It then quickly shows the illustration of the bottle with the same teenage boy talking about the product along with the same child whispering as from the original commercials.
* '''''River''''': It shows the same river scene with the cars passing by the cliff, and the camera on a rocky shore, but instead of the ghost-like creature popping up, a white teddy bear pops up and giggles while going, "Boo!" It then quickly shows the illustration of the bottle with the same teenage boy talking about the product along with the same child whispering as from the original commercials.
* '''''Playground''''': It shows the same footage as the original one but instead of the ghost-like creature jumping up, instead it's a monkey puppet jumping up saying, "Ooo ooo monkey!" It then quickly shows the illustration of the bottle with the same teenage boy talking about the product along with the same child whispering as from the original commercials.

==Radio commercials==
Finder Lurker also went far enough to create "Radio" versions of the advertisements as well. These are all done in the same style as the original radio advertisements but with
* '''''Bar''''': It's a conversation between a man and a bartender in an East Coast-esque bar and the bartender says, "Oh! Hi! Why the long face?" Then the man is depressed and says, "She dumped me. I'm gonna lose my kids and my house." And then the bartender thinks and then says," Hm. I got an idea! Um, it's a little bit of a long story, but, I know how you get your life back together. Alright, so all you have to do, is-" And then getting interrupted by the same scream as the screamer commercials, and then very shortly the two kids, the teenage boy, and the whispering child talk about the product and its details.
* '''''YouTuber''''': A dubstep song plays with a male narrator saying, "My name is Rapping Ranger! I am the best gaming channel that involves anything to do with shooting and racing, and I am the one person with the most subscribers! Please subscribe-follow for more videos, ha, and be sure to follow me on all of my social-" Then being interrupted by the scream, and then the teenage boy and child talking about the product.
* '''''Music Festival''''': You hear a boom and a crowd cheering and a male DJ announcing, "What is up now Cloud Festival! We are going to rock this fucking house! Now on the count of three, we're going to blow this party to the moon! Three, two, one-" And then getting interrupted by the scream along with a teenage boy, and a childlike voice saying the product's name and details about it.
* '''''Airplane''''': We hear a little boy asking his mom on an airplane, "Mommy mommy! How long until we get to Paris?" Then the mom answers, "We have only 3 hours, our plane took off 5 hours ago." Then the kid laments saying, "Aww, that's gonna take 300 years!" Then the mom reassures him, "No it's won't I can read you a story." Then the agrees and then after a couple of seconds the plane starts to go through some turbulence, and then the kid gasps and asks his mom, "What was that mommy?" Then the mommy says, "Oh don't worry sweetie, that's just a little-" Then her sentence gets interrupted by the scream, along with all of the narrators saying all of the product details and all like the other radio ads and all.
*'''''Restaurant Ad''''': We hear happy pop guitar music along with a male narrator saying, "Have you ever wanted a BBQ and a foot massage at the same time? Well stop right there and let me tell you about it! Here are Quacker's BBQ and Foot Massage, we have all kinds of deals including Kid's Meals, Kid's Massages, and so much much much much more for the adults! With a cross between a greasy spoon and a foot massage place, we have all kinds of things in store. Also be sure to bring your family, friends, and don't forget to support the cause of everything we got here at-" Then the sentence gets interrupted by the same scream ad the commercials, and then it goes into this time scary-sounding trap music along with a new teenage by talking about the product and it's detailed, and then being followed by a re-recording of the child whispering.
*'''''Product Ad''''': We hear happy-sounding whistling music along with a male narrator saying, "With Sandy's glove wipes, we can ensure your home is clean and you are well. They are completely contactless, nobody will ever know you even used them." Then the sentence gets interrupted by the scream, following the same scary-sounding trap music along with the new teenage boy and the whispering child saying the product and its details.
*'''''Play Ad''''': It starts with some dramatic music with a male narrator saying, "Experience the beauty, the sheer joy, and everything in between. Experience. "The Wanda Hills" coming this weekend with kids and adults only 50% off. And don't forget to bring your-" Then the sentence gets interrupted by the same scream, and then some scary-sounding trap music along with the new teenage boy and the whispering child saying the product name and details.

==Magazine Advertisements==
Finder Lurker also had created, "Magazine" advertisements that had artwork of disturbing imagery of cartoon teenagers and children killing their parents, authority figures, and vice versa, and of very obscure art intended to wake up the viewers in the same way as the original magazine ads. Despite being called, "Magazine" ads, none of these appeared in any real-life magazine issues and, are only based on the likeness of the original magazine ads.
==Espresso Advertisements==
Finder Lurker had also created, "Espresso" advertisements which are very short videos with scaled-down screamers usually in the Instagram/TikTok format, and specifically designed for such. They usually feature some kind of, "Challenge" or meme related thing for a couple of seconds, or sometimes even minutes, depending on the theme, before the ghost-like creature jumps up or down from either side of the screen screaming for a short period before ducking and then showing the product information. In this case, it's advertising there, "Espresso To-Go" drinks from the company's old, and one of their original websites from 2008 that they previously had advertised, which can even be seen on the Wayback Machine revisions. There never used to be any advertisements for this and that is why Finder Lurker had particularly made it a thing.
==Cast & Crew==
* '''Director''': Devin Millar
* '''Producer''': Devin Millar
* '''Editor & Compositor''': Devin Millar
* '''Camera Crew''': Devin Millar
* '''Actors''': Devin Millar (Ghost-like Demon Creature)
* '''Platforms''': YouTube
== Trivia ==
* The Buddha statue from the "Light" version of the "Concert" advertisement is a direct nod to the Buddha advertisement from the official commercials.
* Due to the rather advanced nature of the advertisements, unlike a lot of other K-fee parodies, many K-fee fans had believed the advertisements were official. They are even treated as such among the community.
* According to Devin, the background footage took in 2016.
* There is a small rumor that these advertisements were originally on the K-fee official site, and that they were deleted, but this was never proven. The website went defunct in 2011 also.
* This is the only series of screamers Devin did where he did not do the scream himself to match the likeness of the original advertisements and keep the same spirit and atmosphere.
* A running gag throughout the creation of these advertisements was "recipe" being misspelled as "recipie".
* Originally Devin was going to use all of his friends as unique monsters for each video, but this was scrapped.
* Before 2021, all of the new commercial parodies had a 2D animated can of K-fee at the end showcasing the product, and now it has a CG can of K-fee instead along with re-recordings of the narrators.
* On 8th June 2021, Devin uploaded a compilation of the original K-fee commercials from 2004 to the Finder Lurker channel, with the jumpscares featuring his ghost-like monsters in place of the usual zombie and gargoyle.
* Devin narrates the commercials in a British accent to match the fact that the K-fee ads were largely aired there for the English-speaking audience.
==Links==
NOTE: The following videos contain [[screamers]]!
*'''Concert''': youtube.com/watch?v=_BEe9leFtZI
*'''Truck''': youtube.com/watch?v=Zzr_pNU_xYU
*'''River''': youtube.com/watch?v=kj4gjGEM8t4
*'''Playground''': youtube.com/watch?v=Igp_6nL3KtA
*'''Bike''': youtube.com/watch?v=IpBLL444GKI
*'''Apex''': youtube.com/watch?v=K3tCwj75yuU
*'''Farm''': youtube.com/watch?v=1FoDxAIGm28
*'''Neon''': youtube.com/watch?v=WS7CiT6d0Hk
*'''Clock Tower:''' youtube.com/watch?v=9iZfERbg1mY
*'''Dock:''' youtube.com/watch?v=obNY9l_WYDk
*'''Mountain:''' youtube.com/watch?v=oRz55s3awFk
*'''Wonderland''': youtu.be/jKkoie5zV4A
*'''Vegas''': youtube.com/watch?v=CQOT60mIW8Y
*'''Pool''': youtube.com/watch?v=wgj-esS1igY
*'''Morning''': youtube.com/watch?v=9kJbzNrI8A4
*'''Creek''': youtube.com/watch?v=KvCP3aDK7sw
*'''Market''': youtube.com/watch?v=uWSnySri9wo
*'''Original Commercials (Finder Lurker Edit):''' youtube.com/watch?v=S7deQdhU3Rc
*'''Dock Returns:''' youtube.com/watch?v=UlYha_H3CWY
*'''Clock Tower Returns:''' youtube.com/watch?v=unWpRsgwNfU
*'''Village''': youtube.com/watch?v=YytBoVcdtPQ
*'''Bridge:''' youtube.com/watch?v=wFC6fnDAGn0
*'''River Bridge''': youtube.com/watch?v=g5AVcaCsJ_U
*'''Sunset''': youtube.com/watch?v=56tlygGUPiA
===Lite Versions===
*'''Concert''': youtube.com/watch?v=IFqAa5u9Z7g
*'''Playground''': youtube.com/watch?v=HmqDv98qEGg
*'''River''': youtube.com/watch?v=IoXQebQRoxQ
*'''Neon''': youtube.com/watch?v=0cadNbgGAaA
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Finder Lurker's Modern K-fee Commercials

2022-05-02T18:29:07Z

SwiftMantis:

{{Infobox
|name = Finder Lurker's K-fee Parodies
|image = FL2.JPG
|maker = [[Devin Millar]]
|type = Screamer Parodies
|date = Summer 2019
}}

In the summer of 2019, American musician, animator, and YouTuber Devin Millar, under his [[Finder Lurker]] alias had created 21 videos of what "modernized" advertisements for the now-defunct coffee-flavored energy drink company [[K-fee]] would’ve looked like. These commercials are similar to the [[K-fee commercials|original advertisements]] the company had originally made.

Devin originally claimed the ads were official but this was proven to be false. Devin did the editing, filming, narration, and even is the monster all himself.
==The commercials==
There are English, German, Espresso, Radio, and even poster advertisements of the commercials all created by Finder Lurker, and they are all in similar formulas to the original advertisements. They all start with a peaceful scene along with peaceful music before getting briefly interrupted by a monster at the end screaming and possibly scaring the viewer. Except instead of Adam, or Brad Johnson, it is Devin Millar himself as a Demonic Ghost-like creature with dark eyes and a long smile. (Similar to that of Jeff the Killer, or Momo.)
* '''''Concert''''': The video starts with an EDM concert in the middle of a desert at sunset, and then as everyone claps, the beat builds up and up, and then right before the beat drops, a ghost-like demon jumps up, screams, and shakes their head.
* '''''Apex''''': It starts with a peaceful scene of a house on top of a hill on a beautiful sunny day with clouds, and then at a certain point, the camera stops moving and we focus on just the house, and then from out of nowhere, the ghost-like demon jumps up, screaming, and shaking its head.
* '''''Truck''''': It starts with a truck on a half sunny-half cloudy day and it's carrying a giant cargo in a neighborhood. As soon as the truck leaves the scene the ghost-like creature hangs upside down screaming. This is the same screamer footage as the concert one but it's vertically flipped and lightened up and with a different filter.
* '''''Playground''''': It starts with an empty playground in a neighborhood while hearing motorcycles driving in the background. Then we see all of the swings, the skatepark, and a kiddie ride, and then it shows the playground in full view again, and then after a couple of seconds of showing it, the ghost-like creature jumps up screaming. This is the only commercial without any filters.
* '''''River''''': This advertisement starts with a river on a giant rock overlooking the place at sunset with peaceful piano music with cars passing by the cliff. Then after a while, the monster jumps from upside-down screaming.
* '''''Bike''''': The ad starts with a peaceful scene with a bike next to a tree on a sunny day, and then eventually the camera pans across to show the entire scene, and then it stops at a certain point similar to the meadow commercial, and then suddenly the ghost-like creature jumps up from upside down and screams. This is the same footage as the River one but horizontally flipped, brightened, and with a different filter.
* '''''Farm''''': It starts with an aerial view of a farm with some cows in it, and then after a couple of seconds when the country music that's playing comes to its conclusion, the ghost-like monster jumps up screaming, with its face obscured by the darkness of the sunset. This is the same footage as the Playground one but with a darker filter.
* '''''Neon''''': It starts with a very lit view of Fremont Street in Las Vegas, and then after a while of showing everyone walking around and all, the monster with its hair tied up in a bun and with burnt eyes jumps down screaming. This is one of the scariest variants as there is no warning before the screamer comes.
* ''''' Clock Tower''''': It starts with Clock Tower with fish all over it as the camera pans up to show it ringing its bells. Then after a couple of hits showing what time it is, the monster, now with mangled skin and white glowing eyes jumps down and shakes its head screaming.
* '''''Mountain''''': It starts with a view of the top of a mountain with other mountains surrounding it with very campy music playing, and then after a while, the monster jumps down screaming.
* '''''Dock''''': It starts with a dock with restaurants and a person walking on it with a fancy coat on at sunset, and then as soon as the person is beginning to leave the scene the monster jumps up screaming. This uses the same screamer footage as the Clock Tower but with a different filter and vertically flipped.
* '''Wonderland''': It shows a green and wonderful forest cliff in a sunshower, with enchanting piano music playing in the background. It then shows a weed with some thorns, and some parts of the forest as well. It then shows the cliff again, and after a while of focusing on this shot, the Ghost monster jumps down and screams at the camera.
* '''Vegas''': It shows a view of Las Vegas with people talking, casino noises of slot machines and announcers in the background, and live blues music playing in the background. It then pans over to show more, and then suddenly the Ghost monster jumps down screaming, notably now wearing a sundress along with having mangled skin.
* '''Pool''': It shows a giant swimming pool with some Reggae EDM music playing in the background at a resort with lots of people at it, a bar, a water slide. Pretty soon it pans over to show the giant water slide going through a Shark tank. Then the camera stops moving, and after a while of showing this, the Ghost monster jumps up and screams at the camera.
* '''Morning''': It shows a couple of some plants in a dawn setting on a farm. After a while of it showing around the area for a little bit, the Ghost monster jumps up screaming at the camera.
* '''Creek''': It shows a small river on a sunny day in an elegant way with relaxing meditation music playing in the background. After a while, the Ghost monster jumps up screaming. This one is scarier due to the lack of a warning before the jumpscare happens.
* '''Market''': It starts with a marketplace with some seating, a glass elevator, and people walking around with relaxing Jazz music being played in the background. Then after a while of showing this shot, suddenly the Ghost monster jumps up screaming at the camera.
* '''Village''': It shows a small town and some Techno music playing in the background until it pans over. Right when it does, suddenly the Ghost now looking angry jumps up and screams.
* '''Bridge''': It shows a railroad track bridge along with the forest area surrounding it. After showing the bridge again, suddenly the Ghost monsters jump up with glowing eyes and sharp teeth.
* '''River Bridge:''' It shows a river, some parts of a forest, and then a giant bridge overlooking the entire area. Then suddenly, when it shows this shot, the Ghost monster jumps down and screams.
* '''Sunset''' It shows a sunset sky, and then a couple holding hands watching it. Then it shows the environment and then showing the sky again, and then suddenly the Ghost monster hangs down and screams.

==Light commercials==
There were also, "Light" versions similar to the original ones for the original commercials made by the same company, but this time it is Finder Lurker's versions. The music is even slightly higher pitched in the same way to match the original atmosphere of the original video advertisements.
* '''''Neon''''': It features the same Las Vegas Fremont scene from the original commercial of the same name but instead of the ghost-like creature jumping up, instead it's a polar bear puppet jumping up and giggling, with it being very obvious it's about to jump at the bottom of the screen before it does. It then quickly shows an illustration of the bottle with the same teenage boy talking about the product along with the same child whispering as from the original commercials.
* '''''Concert''''': It features the same concert footage but instead of the monster jumping up, it's a Buddha statue clumsily going up and the music stops. It then quickly shows the illustration of the bottle with the same teenage boy talking about the product along with the same child whispering as from the original commercials.
* '''''River''''': It shows the same river scene with the cars passing by the cliff, and the camera on a rocky shore, but instead of the ghost-like creature popping up, a white teddy bear pops up and giggles while going, "Boo!" It then quickly shows the illustration of the bottle with the same teenage boy talking about the product along with the same child whispering as from the original commercials.
* '''''Playground''''': It shows the same footage as the original one but instead of the ghost-like creature jumping up, instead it's a monkey puppet jumping up saying, "Ooo ooo monkey!" It then quickly shows the illustration of the bottle with the same teenage boy talking about the product along with the same child whispering as from the original commercials.

==Radio commercials==
Finder Lurker also went far enough to create "Radio" versions of the advertisements as well. These are all done in the same style as the original radio advertisements but with
* '''''Bar''''': It's a conversation between a man and a bartender in an East Coast-esque bar and the bartender says, "Oh! Hi! Why the long face?" Then the man is depressed and says, "She dumped me. I'm gonna lose my kids and my house." And then the bartender thinks and then says," Hm. I got an idea! Um, it's a little bit of a long story, but, I know how you get your life back together. Alright, so all you have to do, is-" And then getting interrupted by the same scream as the screamer commercials, and then very shortly the two kids, the teenage boy, and the whispering child talk about the product and its details.
* '''''YouTuber''''': A dubstep song plays with a male narrator saying, "My name is Rapping Ranger! I am the best gaming channel that involves anything to do with shooting and racing, and I am the one person with the most subscribers! Please subscribe-follow for more videos, ha, and be sure to follow me on all of my social-" Then being interrupted by the scream, and then the teenage boy and child talking about the product.
* '''''Music Festival''''': You hear a boom and a crowd cheering and a male DJ announcing, "What is up now Cloud Festival! We are going to rock this fucking house! Now on the count of three, we're going to blow this party to the moon! Three, two, one-" And then getting interrupted by the scream along with a teenage boy, and a childlike voice saying the product's name and details about it.
* '''''Airplane''''': We hear a little boy asking his mom on an airplane, "Mommy mommy! How long until we get to Paris?" Then the mom answers, "We have only 3 hours, our plane took off 5 hours ago." Then the kid laments saying, "Aww, that's gonna take 300 years!" Then the mom reassures him, "No it's won't I can read you a story." Then the agrees and then after a couple of seconds the plane starts to go through some turbulence, and then the kid gasps and asks his mom, "What was that mommy?" Then the mommy says, "Oh don't worry sweetie, that's just a little-" Then her sentence gets interrupted by the scream, along with all of the narrators saying all of the product details and all like the other radio ads and all.
*'''''Restaurant Ad''''': We hear happy pop guitar music along with a male narrator saying, "Have you ever wanted a BBQ and a foot massage at the same time? Well stop right there and let me tell you about it! Here are Quacker's BBQ and Foot Massage, we have all kinds of deals including Kid's Meals, Kid's Massages, and so much much much much more for the adults! With a cross between a greasy spoon and a foot massage place, we have all kinds of things in store. Also be sure to bring your family, friends, and don't forget to support the cause of everything we got here at-" Then the sentence gets interrupted by the same scream ad the commercials, and then it goes into this time scary-sounding trap music along with a new teenage by talking about the product and it's detailed, and then being followed by a re-recording of the child whispering.
*'''''Product Ad''''': We hear happy-sounding whistling music along with a male narrator saying, "With Sandy's glove wipes, we can ensure your home is clean and you are well. They are completely contactless, nobody will ever know you even used them." Then the sentence gets interrupted by the scream, following the same scary-sounding trap music along with the new teenage boy and the whispering child saying the product and its details.
*'''''Play Ad''''': It starts with some dramatic music with a male narrator saying, "Experience the beauty, the sheer joy, and everything in between. Experience. "The Wanda Hills" coming this weekend with kids and adults only 50% off. And don't forget to bring your-" Then the sentence gets interrupted by the same scream, and then some scary-sounding trap music along with the new teenage boy and the whispering child saying the product name and details.

==Magazine Advertisements==
Finder Lurker also had created, "Magazine" advertisements that had artwork of disturbing imagery of cartoon teenagers and children killing their parents, authority figures, and vice versa, and of very obscure art intended to wake up the viewers in the same way as the original magazine ads. Despite being called, "Magazine" ads, none of these appeared in any real-life magazine issues and, are only based on the likeness of the original magazine ads.
==Espresso Advertisements==
Finder Lurker had also created, "Espresso" advertisements which are very short videos with scaled-down screamers usually in the Instagram/TikTok format, and specifically designed for such. They usually feature some kind of, "Challenge" or meme related thing for a couple of seconds, or sometimes even minutes, depending on the theme, before the ghost-like creature jumps up or down from either side of the screen screaming for a short period before ducking and then showing the product information. In this case, it's advertising there, "Espresso To-Go" drinks from the company's old, and one of their original websites from 2008 that they previously had advertised, which can even be seen on the Wayback Machine revisions. There never used to be any advertisements for this and that is why Finder Lurker had particularly made it a thing.
==Cast & Crew==
* '''Director''': Devin Millar
* '''Producer''': Devin Millar
* '''Editor & Compositor''': Devin Millar
* '''Camera Crew''': Devin Millar
* '''Actors''': Devin Millar (Ghost-like Demon Creature)
* '''Platforms''': YouTube
== Trivia ==
* The Buddha statue from the "Light" version of the "Concert" advertisement is a direct nod to the Buddha advertisement from the official commercials.
* Due to the rather advanced nature of the advertisements, unlike a lot of other K-fee parodies, many K-fee fans had believed the advertisements were official. They are even treated as such among the community.
* According to Devin, the background footage took in 2016.
* There is a small rumor that these advertisements were originally on the K-fee official site, and that they were deleted, but this was never proven. The website went defunct in 2011 also.
* This is the only series of screamers Devin did where he did not do the scream himself to match the likeness of the original advertisements and keep the same spirit and atmosphere.
* A running gag throughout the creation of these advertisements was "recipe" being misspelled as "recipie".
* Originally Devin was going to use all of his friends as unique monsters for each video, but this was scrapped.
* Before 2021, all of the new commercial parodies had a 2D animated can of K-fee at the end showcasing the product, and now it has a CG can of K-fee instead along with re-recordings of the narrators.
* On 8th June 2021, Devin uploaded a compilation of the original K-fee commercials from 2004 to the Finder Lurker channel, with the jumpscares featuring his ghost-like monsters in place of the usual zombie and gargoyle.
* Devin narrates the commercials in a British accent to match the fact that the K-fee ads were largely aired there for the English-speaking audience.
==Links==
NOTE: The following videos contain [[screamers]]!
*'''Concert''': youtube.com/watch?v=_BEe9leFtZI
*'''Truck''': youtube.com/watch?v=Zzr_pNU_xYU
*'''River''': youtube.com/watch?v=kj4gjGEM8t4
*'''Playground''': youtube.com/watch?v=Igp_6nL3KtA
*'''Bike''': youtube.com/watch?v=IpBLL444GKI
*'''Apex''': youtube.com/watch?v=K3tCwj75yuU
*'''Farm''': youtube.com/watch?v=1FoDxAIGm28
*'''Neon''': youtube.com/watch?v=WS7CiT6d0Hk
*'''Clock Tower:''' youtube.com/watch?v=9iZfERbg1mY
*'''Dock:''' youtube.com/watch?v=obNY9l_WYDk
*'''Mountain:''' youtube.com/watch?v=oRz55s3awFk
*'''Wonderland''': youtu.be/jKkoie5zV4A
*'''Vegas''': youtube.com/watch?v=CQOT60mIW8Y
*'''Pool''': youtube.com/watch?v=wgj-esS1igY
*'''Morning''': youtube.com/watch?v=9kJbzNrI8A4
*'''Creek''': youtube.com/watch?v=KvCP3aDK7sw
*'''Market''': youtube.com/watch?v=uWSnySri9wo
*'''Original Commercials (Finder Lurker Edit):''' youtube.com/watch?v=S7deQdhU3Rc
*'''Dock Returns:''' youtube.com/watch?v=UlYha_H3CWY
*'''Clock Tower Returns:''' youtube.com/watch?v=unWpRsgwNfU
*'''Village''': youtube.com/watch?v=YytBoVcdtPQ
*'''Bridge:''' youtube.com/watch?v=wFC6fnDAGn0
*'''River Bridge''': youtube.com/watch?v=g5AVcaCsJ_U
*'''Sunset''': youtube.com/watch?v=56tlygGUPiA
===Lite Versions===
*'''Concert''': youtube.com/watch?v=IFqAa5u9Z7g
*'''Playground''': youtube.com/watch?v=HmqDv98qEGg
*'''River''': youtube.com/watch?v=IoXQebQRoxQ
*'''Neon''': youtube.com/watch?v=0cadNbgGAaA
{{Comments}}
[[Category:Videos]]
[[Category:2019]]
[[Category:K-fee]]
[[Category:Other makers]]
[[Category:Finder Lurker]]
[[Category:Devin Millar]]

Finder Lurker's Modern K-fee Commercials

2022-05-02T18:28:43Z

SwiftMantis:

{{Infobox
|name = Finder Lurker's K-fee Parodies
|image = FL2.JPG
|maker = [[Devin Millar]]
|type = Screamer Parodies
|date = Summer 2019
}}

In the summer of 2019, American musician, animator, and YouTuber Devin Millar, under his [[Finder Lurker]] alias had created 21 videos of what "modernized" advertisements for the now-defunct coffee-flavored energy drink company [[K-fee]] would’ve looked like. These commercials are similar to the [[K-fee commercials|original advertisements]] the company had originally made.

Devin originally claimed the ads were official but this was proven to be false. Devin did the editing, filming, narration, and even is the monster all himself.
==The commercials==
There are English, German, Espresso, Radio, and even poster advertisements of the commercials all created by Finder Lurker, and they are all in similar formulas to the original advertisements. They all start with a peaceful scene along with peaceful music before getting briefly interrupted by a monster at the end screaming and possibly scaring the viewer. Except instead of Adam, or Brad Johnson, it is Devin Millar himself as a Demonic Ghost-like creature with dark eyes and a long smile. (Similar to that of Jeff the Killer, or Momo.)
* '''''Concert''''': The video starts with an EDM concert in the middle of a desert at sunset, and then as everyone claps, the beat builds up and up, and then right before the beat drops, a ghost-like demon jumps up, screams, and shakes their head.
* '''''Apex''''': It starts with a peaceful scene of a house on top of a hill on a beautiful sunny day with clouds, and then at a certain point, the camera stops moving and we focus on just the house, and then from out of nowhere, the ghost-like demon jumps up, screaming, and shaking its head.
* '''''Truck''''': It starts with a truck on a half sunny-half cloudy day and it's carrying a giant cargo in a neighborhood. As soon as the truck leaves the scene the ghost-like creature hangs upside down screaming. This is the same screamer footage as the concert one but it's vertically flipped and lightened up and with a different filter.
* '''''Playground''''': It starts with an empty playground in a neighborhood while hearing motorcycles driving in the background. Then we see all of the swings, the skatepark, and a kiddie ride, and then it shows the playground in full view again, and then after a couple of seconds of showing it, the ghost-like creature jumps up screaming. This is the only commercial without any filters.
* '''''River''''': This advertisement starts with a river on a giant rock overlooking the place at sunset with peaceful piano music with cars passing by the cliff. Then after a while, the monster jumps from upside-down screaming.
* '''''Bike''''': The ad starts with a peaceful scene with a bike next to a tree on a sunny day, and then eventually the camera pans across to show the entire scene, and then it stops at a certain point similar to the meadow commercial, and then suddenly the ghost-like creature jumps up from upside down and screams. This is the same footage as the River one but horizontally flipped, brightened, and with a different filter.
* '''''Farm''''': It starts with an aerial view of a farm with some cows in it, and then after a couple of seconds when the country music that's playing comes to its conclusion, the ghost-like monster jumps up screaming, with its face obscured by the darkness of the sunset. This is the same footage as the Playground one but with a darker filter.
* '''''Neon''''': It starts with a very lit view of Fremont Street in Las Vegas, and then after a while of showing everyone walking around and all, the monster with its hair tied up in a bun and with burnt eyes jumps down screaming. This is one of the scariest variants as there is no warning before the screamer comes.
* ''''' Clock Tower''''': It starts with Clock Tower with fish all over it as the camera pans up to show it ringing its bells. Then after a couple of hits showing what time it is, the monster, now with mangled skin and white glowing eyes jumps down and shakes its head screaming.
* '''''Mountain''''': It starts with a view of the top of a mountain with other mountains surrounding it with very campy music playing, and then after a while, the monster jumps down screaming.
* '''''Dock''''': It starts with a dock with restaurants and a person walking on it with a fancy coat on at sunset, and then as soon as the person is beginning to leave the scene the monster jumps up screaming. This uses the same screamer footage as the Clock Tower but with a different filter and vertically flipped.
* '''Wonderland''': It shows a green and wonderful forest cliff in a sunshower, with enchanting piano music playing in the background. It then shows a weed with some thorns, and some parts of the forest as well. It then shows the cliff again, and after a while of focusing on this shot, the Ghost monster jumps down and screams at the camera.
* '''Vegas''': It shows a view of Las Vegas with people talking, casino noises of slot machines and announcers in the background, and live blues music playing in the background. It then pans over to show more, and then suddenly the Ghost monster jumps down screaming, notably now wearing a sundress along with having mangled skin.
* '''Pool''': It shows a giant swimming pool with some Reggae EDM music playing in the background at a resort with lots of people at it, a bar, a water slide. Pretty soon it pans over to show the giant water slide going through a Shark tank. Then the camera stops moving, and after a while of showing this, the Ghost monster jumps up and screams at the camera.
* '''Morning''': It shows a couple of some plants in a dawn setting on a farm. After a while of it showing around the area for a little bit, the Ghost monster jumps up screaming at the camera.
* '''Creek''': It shows a small river on a sunny day in an elegant way with relaxing meditation music playing in the background. After a while, the Ghost monster jumps up screaming. This one is scarier due to the lack of a warning before the jumpscare happens.
* '''Market''': It starts with a marketplace with some seating, a glass elevator, and people walking around with relaxing Jazz music being played in the background. Then after a while of showing this shot, suddenly the Ghost monster jumps up screaming at the camera.
* '''Village''': It shows a small town and some Techno music playing in the background until it pans over. Right when it does, suddenly the Ghost now looking angry jumps up and screams.
* '''Bridge''': It shows a railroad track bridge along with the forest area surrounding it. After showing the bridge again, suddenly the Ghost monsters jump up with glowing eyes and sharp teeth.
* '''River Bridge:''' It shows a river, some parts of a forest, and then a giant bridge overlooking the entire area. Then suddenly, when it shows this shot, the Ghost monster jumps down and screams.
* '''Sunset''' It shows a sunset sky, and then a couple holding hands watching it. Then it shows the environment and then showing the sky again, and then suddenly the Ghost monster hangs down and screams.

==Light commercials==
There were also, "Light" versions similar to the original ones for the original commercials made by the same company, but this time it is Finder Lurker's versions. The music is even slightly higher pitched in the same way to match the original atmosphere of the original video advertisements.
* '''''Neon''''': It features the same Las Vegas Fremont scene from the original commercial of the same name but instead of the ghost-like creature jumping up, instead it's a polar bear puppet jumping up and giggling, with it being very obvious it's about to jump at the bottom of the screen before it does. It then quickly shows an illustration of the bottle with the same teenage boy talking about the product along with the same child whispering as from the original commercials.
* '''''Concert''''': It features the same concert footage but instead of the monster jumping up, it's a Buddha statue clumsily going up and the music stops. It then quickly shows the illustration of the bottle with the same teenage boy talking about the product along with the same child whispering as from the original commercials.
* '''''River''''': It shows the same river scene with the cars passing by the cliff, and the camera on a rocky shore, but instead of the ghost-like creature popping up, a white teddy bear pops up and giggles while going, "Boo!" It then quickly shows the illustration of the bottle with the same teenage boy talking about the product along with the same child whispering as from the original commercials.
* '''''Playground''''': It shows the same footage as the original one but instead of the ghost-like creature jumping up, instead it's a monkey puppet jumping up saying, "Ooo ooo monkey!" It then quickly shows the illustration of the bottle with the same teenage boy talking about the product along with the same child whispering as from the original commercials.

==Radio commercials==
Finder Lurker also went far enough to create "Radio" versions of the advertisements as well. These are all done in the same style as the original radio advertisements but with
* '''''Bar''''': It's a conversation between a man and a bartender in an East Coast-esque bar and the bartender says, "Oh! Hi! Why the long face?" Then the man is depressed and says, "She dumped me. I'm gonna lose my kids and my house." And then the bartender thinks and then says," Hm. I got an idea! Um, it's a little bit of a long story, but, I know how you get your life back together. Alright, so all you have to do, is-" And then getting interrupted by the same scream as the screamer commercials, and then very shortly the two kids, the teenage boy, and the whispering child talk about the product and its details.
* '''''YouTuber''''': A dubstep song plays with a male narrator saying, "My name is Rapping Ranger! I am the best gaming channel that involves anything to do with shooting and racing, and I am the one person with the most subscribers! Please subscribe-follow for more videos, ha, and be sure to follow me on all of my social-" Then being interrupted by the scream, and then the teenage boy and child talking about the product.
* '''''Music Festival''''': You hear a boom and a crowd cheering and a male DJ announcing, "What is up now Cloud Festival! We are going to rock this fucking house! Now on the count of three, we're going to blow this party to the moon! Three, two, one-" And then getting interrupted by the scream along with a teenage boy, and a childlike voice saying the product's name and details about it.
* '''''Airplane''''': We hear a little boy asking his mom on an airplane, "Mommy mommy! How long until we get to Paris?" Then the mom answers, "We have only 3 hours, our plane took off 5 hours ago." Then the kid laments saying, "Aww, that's gonna take 300 years!" Then the mom reassures him, "No it's won't I can read you a story." Then the agrees and then after a couple of seconds the plane starts to go through some turbulence, and then the kid gasps and asks his mom, "What was that mommy?" Then the mommy says, "Oh don't worry sweetie, that's just a little-" Then her sentence gets interrupted by the scream, along with all of the narrators saying all of the product details and all like the other radio ads and all.
*'''''Restaurant Ad''''': We hear happy pop guitar music along with a male narrator saying, "Have you ever wanted a BBQ and a foot massage at the same time? Well stop right there and let me tell you about it! Here are Quacker's BBQ and Foot Massage, we have all kinds of deals including Kid's Meals, Kid's Massages, and so much much much much more for the adults! With a cross between a greasy spoon and a foot massage place, we have all kinds of things in store. Also be sure to bring your family, friends, and don't forget to support the cause of everything we got here at-" Then the sentence gets interrupted by the same scream ad the commercials, and then it goes into this time scary-sounding trap music along with a new teenage by talking about the product and it's detailed, and then being followed by a re-recording of the child whispering.
*'''''Product Ad''''': We hear happy-sounding whistling music along with a male narrator saying, "With Sandy's glove wipes, we can ensure your home is clean and you are well. They are completely contactless, nobody will ever know you even used them." Then the sentence gets interrupted by the scream, following the same scary-sounding trap music along with the new teenage boy and the whispering child saying the product and its details.
*'''''Play Ad''''': It starts with some dramatic music with a male narrator saying, "Experience the beauty, the sheer joy, and everything in between. Experience. "The Wanda Hills" coming this weekend with kids and adults only 50% off. And don't forget to bring your-" Then the sentence gets interrupted by the same scream, and then some scary-sounding trap music along with the new teenage boy and the whispering child saying the product name and details.

==Magazine Advertisements==
Finder Lurker also had created, "Magazine" advertisements that had artwork of disturbing imagery of cartoon teenagers and children killing their parents, authority figures, and vice versa, and of very obscure art intended to wake up the viewers in the same way as the original magazine ads. Despite being called, "Magazine" ads, none of these appeared in any real-life magazine issues and, are only based on the likeness of the original magazine ads.
==Espresso Advertisements==
Finder Lurker had also created, "Espresso" advertisements which are very short videos with scaled-down screamers usually in the Instagram/TikTok format, and specifically designed for such. They usually feature some kind of, "Challenge" or meme related thing for a couple of seconds, or sometimes even minutes, depending on the theme, before the ghost-like creature jumps up or down from either side of the screen screaming for a short period before ducking and then showing the product information. In this case, it's advertising there, "Espresso To-Go" drinks from the company's old, and one of their original websites from 2008 that they previously had advertised, which can even be seen on the Wayback Machine revisions. There never used to be any advertisements for this and that is why Finder Lurker had particularly made it a thing.
==Cast & Crew==
* '''Director''': Devin Millar
* '''Producer''': Devin Millar
* '''Editor & Compositor''': Devin Millar
* '''Camera Crew''': Devin Millar
* '''Actors''': Devin Millar (Ghost-like Demon Creature)
* '''Platforms''': YouTube
== Trivia ==
* The Buddha statue from the "Light" version of the "Concert" advertisement is a direct nod to the Buddha advertisement from the official commercials.
* Due to the rather advanced nature of the advertisements, unlike a lot of other K-fee parodies, many K-fee fans had believed the advertisements were official. They are even treated as such among the community.
* According to Devin, the background footage took in 2016.
* There is a small rumor that these advertisements were originally on the K-fee official site, and that they were deleted, but this was never proven. The website went defunct in 2011 also.
* This is the only series of screamers Devin did where he did not do the scream himself to match the likeness of the original advertisements and keep the same spirit and atmosphere.
* A running gag throughout the creation of these advertisements was "recipe" being misspelled as "recipie".
* Originally Devin was going to use all of his friends as unique monsters for each video, but this was scrapped.
* Before 2021, all of the new commercial parodies had a 2D animated can of K-fee at the end showcasing the product, and now it has a CG can of K-fee instead along with re-recordings of the narrators.
* On 8th June 2021, Devin uploaded a compilation of the original K-fee commercials from 2004 to the Finder Lurker channel, with the jumpscares featuring his ghost-like monsters in place of the usual zombie and gargoyle.
* Devin narrates the commercials in a British accent to match the fact that the K-fee ads were largely aired there for the English-speaking audience.
==Links==
NOTE: The following videos contain [[screamers]]!
*'''Concert''': youtube.com/watch?v=_BEe9leFtZI
*'''Truck''': youtube.com/watch?v=Zzr_pNU_xYU
*'''River''': youtube.com/watch?v=kj4gjGEM8t4
*'''Playground''': youtube.com/watch?v=Igp_6nL3KtA
*'''Bike''': youtube.com/watch?v=IpBLL444GKI
*'''Apex''': youtube.com/watch?v=K3tCwj75yuU
*'''Farm''': youtube.com/watch?v=1FoDxAIGm28
*'''Neon''': youtube.com/watch?v=WS7CiT6d0Hk
*'''Clock Tower:''' youtube.com/watch?v=9iZfERbg1mY
*'''Dock:''' youtube.com/watch?v=obNY9l_WYDk
*'''Mountain:''' youtube.com/watch?v=oRz55s3awFk
*'''Wonderland''': youtu.be/jKkoie5zV4A
*'''Vegas''': youtube.com/watch?v=CQOT60mIW8Y
*'''Pool''': youtube.com/watch?v=wgj-esS1igY
*'''Morning''': youtube.com/watch?v=9kJbzNrI8A4
*'''Creek''': youtube.com/watch?v=KvCP3aDK7sw
*'''Market''': youtube.com/watch?v=uWSnySri9wo
*'''Original Commercials (Finder Lurker Edit):''' youtube.com/watch?v=S7deQdhU3Rc
*'''Dock Returns:''' youtube.com/watch?v=UlYha_H3CWY
*'''Clock Tower Returns:''' youtube.com/watch?v=unWpRsgwNfU
*'''Village''': youtube.com/watch?v=YytBoVcdtPQ
*'''Bridge:''' youtube.com/watch?v=wFC6fnDAGn0
*'''River Bridge''': youtube.com/watch?v=g5AVcaCsJ_U
===Lite Versions===
*'''Concert''': youtube.com/watch?v=IFqAa5u9Z7g
*'''Playground''': youtube.com/watch?v=HmqDv98qEGg
*'''River''': youtube.com/watch?v=IoXQebQRoxQ
*'''Neon''': youtube.com/watch?v=0cadNbgGAaA
*''Sunset'': youtube.com/watch?v=56tlygGUPiA
{{Comments}}
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[[Category:2019]]
[[Category:K-fee]]
[[Category:Other makers]]
[[Category:Finder Lurker]]
[[Category:Devin Millar]]

2 Men 1 Girl 1 Supper

2022-04-07T17:53:36Z

SwiftMantis:

{{NSFW}}
'''2 Men 1 Girl 1 Supper''' is the title of a non-existent [[shock video]], with only "reaction" videos of it. It is unknown what actually happens in the supposed video, but all of the reaction videos contain the same audio soundtrack of the titular man and girl screaming and crying with slapping sounds being heard in the background along with a synth drum loop playing. Despite all of the many rumors, there is no actual evidence of the video existing.
[[File:New_reaction_23_.png|right|thumb|A "reaction" of the video.]]
==Rumors==
According to rumor, there was a comment [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnOjtzr709k on this particular reaction video] posted by Alex Damon describing what the video potentially could be. To summarize:

The video starts out with a man scolding his 13-year-old teenage daughter for not eating her dinner. As far as the setting and the people look, they are Caucasian but the cameraman sounds and looks like a shaved Russian dude, and the house clearly looks American. It also looks like they lived in a richer-looking house, the dad looks like a man who looks like a stereotypical middle-aged rich "father" with a five-o-clock shadow, and with short but grey greasy hair, the girl had like long black hair with a yellow short mini sundress, and it's set in the afternoon on a sunny day with some clouds but the sun is still shining at the same time, and it looking rather dramatic, despite it being called a "supper", and then he picks her up and then brings her into another room where he scolds her even more, then he lifts up her clothes and underwear, then picks her up and starts spanking her with a paddle really hard.

She at one point starts bleeding from all the slapping and then he starts throwing things on her butt such as putting bleach or lemon juice on her bruised naked butt to aggravate her pain, pulling her hair, insulting her, then the cameraman defecates on her butt, the dad then violently shakes her, (possibly trying to give her a concussion as well) as well as covering her mouth to drown out her screaming and crying with the cameraman is laughing the whole time at her misery. After he does all of this to her, he then stands up with her over his shoulder to show her bruised nude butt and all of the damage he has caused as he walks out of the room with her, and the cameraman calls her a “Stupid Little Cunt.” Off-screen, but isn't heard due to the loud music. He then scolds her again and the cameraman insults her one last time while laughing at her misery before the video ends as it shows his dog standing outside barking with a Sony Vegas-like TV effect.

The video was filmed up-and-down and was one of the first iPhone videos it was filmed around 2010 or 2011 due to its lower quality of it but wasn't published until sometime in 2015. It also had some intro and logo to it indicating it was part of some media company that did this kind of sick media. This video has already been watched by millions of people everywhere, and its disturbing nature of it has caused permanent nightmares, seizures, and even suicides. It is also heard that parents have been emotionally affected and scarred by it to the point where they had gotten divorced and/or committed suicide. It is unknown what part of the world this was filmed in but it looks like a typical suburban house in the USA where this was most likely in. But the man in the video appears to be part of some weird cult, due to the logo and music."

There is also another rumor stating that there were more videos of the little girl being abused very intensely than just what is seen on the video, that she either got killed by the men, or committed suicide, and that she originally came from an orphanage. (If this is even what's let alone really happening in this particular video, and plus orphanages no longer exist in the United States.) The user then lastly warns the reader to never watch the video.

The “audio clip” starts out with a man yelling at supposedly the young teenage girl, supposedly at a dinner table, and then him taking her somewhere else in the house, and then we hear slapping sounds and her yelling in pain, which gets worse. Pretty soon she starts wailing and bawling in pain and the man verbally insults her several times. She even calls him a "Fucking idiot." several times. Then pretty soon after a while, we hear her scream harder and more in pain with her whining, and then the cameraman and the man scold her again before the video ends. Then he scolds her one last time as we hear the cameraman laughing the whole time in the background.

There is another rumor stating this video is not really so shocking, but rather just a video of regular porn instead.

Lastly, there's another rumor of it simply being cringeworthy.

==Link==
NOTE: The following file contains tormenting audio!
* [[File:2Men1Girl1SupperMusic.mp3]]
* Backstory: spinpasta.fandom.com/wiki/2_Men_1_Girl_1_Supper:_The_Story_of_the_Sickest_Video_on_the_Internet
* ItalyChicken's Reaction: youtube.com/watch?v=lnOjtzr709k
* Feloista's Reaction: youtube.com/watch?v=-9X_ACS13IM
* NESSamn:'s Reaction: youtube.com/watch?v=95GTFJCu8AY
* Jonede's Reaction: youtube.com/watch?v=tgGqM5Bi9rA
* SuperMarioJustin4's Reaction: youtube.com/watch?v=jzY0UCtBWqs&feature=emb_title

==Trivia==
* No one has ever committed suicide or had seizures after watching a shock video.
* The reactions all contain the same format. People talking about pop culture, and having the same drum loop.

{{Comments}}
[[Category:Hoaxes]]
[[Category:Shock sites]]

Bowlgirl

2022-04-07T17:51:27Z

SwiftMantis:

{{NSFW}}
{{Closed}}
{{Stub}}
'''Bowlgirl,''' also known as ''Pukeplay'' is a [[shock site|shock video]] that is hosted on other [[shock sites]] such as [[shockchan]]. Although little is known about the video, what is known is that the video originated from Japan in the early 1990s.

The video starts off with a Japanese girl with a metal bowl and a lit candle. Right around 0:02, she proceeds to stick her entire hand down her throat, causing her to barf. She does this repeatedly. Meanwhile, she shoves the vomit chunks back into her mouth continuously and slurps it all up slowly.

== Links ==
NOTE:''' '''The following shock sites contains [[graphic content]]!
* bowlgirl.com
* shockchan.com/bowl-girl
{{RetroScreamers}}
[[Category:Shock sites]]
[[Category:Gore]]
[[Category:Graphic content]]
[[Category:LOLShock]]
[[Category:Shockchan]]
[[Category:SHOCK.NINJA]]
[[Category:1990s]]
[[Category:Pornography]]
{{Comments}}

2 Men 1 Girl 1 Supper

2022-04-02T19:22:44Z

SwiftMantis:

{{NSFW}}
'''2 Men 1 Girl 1 Supper''' the title of a non-existent shock video, with only "reaction" videos of it. It is unknown what actually happens in the supposed video, but all of the reaction videos contain the same audio soundtrack of the titular man and girl screaming and crying with slapping sounds being heard in the background along with a synth drum loop playing. Despite all of the many rumors, there is no actual evidence of the video existing.
[[File:New_reaction_23_.png|right|thumb|A "reaction" of the video.]]
==Rumors==
According to rumor, there was a comment [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnOjtzr709k on this particular reaction video] posted by Alex Damon describing what the video potentially could be of. To summarize:

"''2 Men 1 Girl 1 Supper'' starts out with a man scolding his 13-year-old teenage daughter for not eating her dinner. As far as the setting and the people look, they are Caucasian but the cameraman sounds and looks like a shaved Russian dude, and the house clearly looks American. It also looks like they lived a richer-looking house, the dad looks like a man who looks like a stereotypical middle-aged rich "father" with a five-o-clock shadow, and with short but grey greasy hair, the girl had like long black hair with a yellow short mini sun dress, and it's set in the afternoon on a sunny day with some clouds but the sun is still shining at the same time, and it looking rather dramatic, despite it being called a "supper", and then he picks her up and then brings her into another room where he scolds her even more, then he lifts up her clothes and underwear, then picks her up and starts spanking her with a paddle really hard.

She at one point starts bleeding from all the slapping and he then he starts throwing things on her butt such as putting bleach or lemon juice on her bruised naked butt to aggravate her pain, pulling her hair, insulting her, then the cameraman defecates on her butt, the dad then violently shakes her, (possibly trying to give her a concussion as well) as well as covering her mouth to drown out her screaming and crying with the cameraman is laughing the whole time at her misery. After he does all of this to her, he then stands up with her over his shoulder to show her bruised nude butt and all of the damage he has caused as he walks out of the room wit her, and the cameraman calls her a “Stupid Little C***.” Off-screen, but isn't heard due to the loud music. He then scolds her again and the cameraman insults her one last time while laughing at her misery before the video ends as it shows his dog standing outside barking with a Sony Vegas-like TV effect.

The video was filmed up-and-down and was one of the first iPhone videos and it was filmed around 2010 or 2011 due to the lower quality of it but wasn't published until sometime in 2015. It also had some intro and logo to it indicating it was part of some media company that did this kind of sick media. This video has already been watched by millions of people everywhere, and the disturbing nature of it has caused permanent nightmares, seizures, and even suicides. It is also heard that parents have been emotionally affected and scarred by it to the point where they had gotten divorces and/or committed suicide. It is unkown what part of the world this was filmed in but it looks like a typical suburban house in the USA where this was most likely in. But the man in the video appears to be part of some weird cult, due to the logo and music."

There is also another rumor stating that there were more videos of the little girl being abused very intensely more than just what is seen on the video, and that she either got killed by the men, or committed suicide, and that she originally came from an orphanage. (If this is even what's let alone really happening this particular video, and plus orphanages no longer exist in the United States.) The user then lastly warn the reader to never watch the video.

In the “audio clip” it starts out with a man yelling at supposedly the young teenage girl, supposedly at a dinner table, and then him taking her somewhere else in the house, and then we hear slapping sounds and her yelling in pain, which gets worse. Pretty soon she starts wailing and bawling in pain and the man verbally insults her several times. She even calls him a "Fucking idiot." several times. Then pretty soon after a while, we hear her scream harder and more in pain with her whining and then the cameraman and the man scolding her again before the video ends. Then he scolds her one last time as we hear the cameraman laughing the whole time in the background.

There is another rumor stating this video is not really so shocking, but rather just a video of regular porn instead.

Lastly, there's another rumor of it simply being cringeworthy.

==Link==
NOTE: The following file contains tormenting audio!

* [[File:2Men1Girl1SupperMusic.mp3]]
* Backstory: spinpasta.fandom.com/wiki/2_Men_1_Girl_1_Supper:_The_Story_of_the_Sickest_Video_on_the_Internet
* ItalyChicken's Reaction: youtube.com/watch?v=lnOjtzr709k
* Feloista's Reaction: youtube.com/watch?v=-9X_ACS13IM
* NESSamn:'s Reaction: youtube.com/watch?v=95GTFJCu8AY
* Jonede's Reaction: youtube.com/watch?v=tgGqM5Bi9rA

==Trivia==

*No one has ever committed suicide or had seizures due to shock videos, and orphanages never existed since the 1950s.
*The reactions all contains the same format. People talking about pop culture, and having the same drum loop.

[[Category:Hoaxes]]
[[Category:Shock sites]]
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K-fee Wide Awake commercials

2021-08-24T18:07:31Z

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{{Infobox Commercial
|title = K-fee commercials
|Image = HRK-fee.JPG
|Company = K-fee
|Type = Commercial
|Aired in = 2004
|Banned Advert = Yes
|Country = Germany, United Kingdom
|To Advertise = A Coffee Drink
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In April 2005, a German beverage company named '''K-fee''' released nine 20-second long television commercials as part of their ''Wide Awake'' campaign to advertise their coffee drink. These commercials have been heavily criticized for their content and many feel that the adverts are very uncommercial and upsetting, though its shocking visual is built to simulate the effect that the product has on the viewer.

The commercials consist of a peaceful scene, such as a car driving down a grassy hillside to soothing music. However, at some point in the ad, the scene gets briefly interrupted by either a zombie or a gargoyle screaming at the camera, followed by the company's slogan and the product.

K-fee received a lot of complaints from their viewers, and soon after that, the ads stopped being aired on television. Some people say that on some other occasions, a warning message was displayed before the advert played, informing any young children, individuals who are easily scared, and people with heart or certain health conditions to not view the footage. However, this is unproven.

An episode of ''[[Wikipedia:The Tonight Show with Jay Leno|The Tonight Show with Jay Leno]]'', aired in April 2005, featured a segment where the audience and Jay reacted to K-fee's ''Car'' commercial. It was hosted on K-fee's official website back in 2004 to 2007 along with the other adverts. The K-fee ''Car'' commercial was also featured in 2005 on ''Tarrant on TV'', a famous British show, as well as on ''America's Funniest Home Videos''.

On January 29th, 2021, [[User:RhysProductions11|RhysProductions11]] uploaded a one hour documentary video featuring the actors from the commercials as well as several others involved in the legacy of them.
== '''The commercials''' ==
Each commercial had a German version and an English version, with the captions at the end in the respective language. There was also either a zombie or a gargoyle at the end of each advert. The zombie was played by American actor Brad Johnson, and the gargoyle was played by his brother, ''Adam Johnson''. These ads were first aired on television on April 30th, 2005. [[File:K-fee_zombie.jpg|thumb|250px|The K-fee zombie actor, Brad Johnson]]

=== '''Commercials featuring the zombie''' ===
* '''Car ''(Auto in German)''''': The commercial begins with a relaxing scene of a white car driving down a grassy hillside to soothing music. When the car passes behind a large tree, the camera follows. Once it pans off the tree, the car is gone. Then, a zombie suddenly pops into the scene very briefly accompanied by a frightening scream, scaring the viewer. This commercial is more commonly known as ''Ghost Car, Spooky Car'' or the ''Scary Car Commercial''
* '''Fishing ''(Angler in German)''''': This shows a man fishing in a lake, and not long afterward the zombie appears, surprisingly not looking directly into the camera as it screams.
* '''Yoga''': This shows a person practicing yoga on a cliff, and as soon as the person lifts their hand, the zombie seemingly appears out of nowhere, screaming. Its face is obscured by the dark. This commercial was likely filmed at [[Wikipedia:Joshua Tree National Park|Joshua Tree National Park]]<ref>34° 00′ 58.18″ N, 116° 09′ 34.27″ W</ref>.
* '''Meadow ''(Wiese in German)''''': The video starts out with a field of wildflowers and a pollinating bee. It then cuts to a meadow with some bicycles leaning against a large tree, and the camera stops moving at a certain point. Not long afterward, the zombie shows up from the left side of the screen and screams.
* '''Surfing''': This is a faraway view of a person on a beach going to the ocean to go surfing. Then the zombie appears from the right side of the screen and screams.

[[File:K-fee_gargoyle.jpg|thumb|250px|The K-fee gargoyle actor, Adam Johnson]]

=== '''Commercials featuring the gargoyle''' ===
* '''Beach ''(Strand in German)''''': This depicts two lovers on a beach about to kiss, and just as they do, the gargoyle jumps up screaming from the bottom of the screen, blocking the view, with blood dripping from its mouth. K-fee Beach was filmed at Point Dume State Beach.
* '''Boardwalk ''(Weg in German)''''': This shows a relaxing scene of a boardwalk near a beach, with a jogger in the distance who can be heard breathing, and soon stops to take a break and look at the beach. The camera then pans to the beach as well, and shortly after it stops moving, the gargoyle appears upside-down and screams. This commercial is also known as ''Beach 2''. This commercial was filmed at Moonstone Beach Bordwalk in Cambria, CA.
* '''Buddha''': This depicts a woman sitting in a garden, meditating near a Buddha statue. The camera briefly cuts to the statue and then to the woman, and when it moves away to its original view, the gargoyle jumps up screaming. Its face is so close to the camera that it is out of focus.
* '''Golf''': A man is shown golfing from far away. Eventually, a faint putting sound is heard, and shortly afterward, the gargoyle appears upside-down and screams. This is the only spot that does not include any background music. This commercial was likely filmed at PGA West's [https://www.pgawest.com/arnold-palmer-private-course Arnold Palmer Private Course] in Palm Springs, CA.

=='''K-fee radio advertisements'''==
In December 2004, K-fee released four radio advertisements: ''Investment'', ''Love'', ''Relaxation'' and ''Christmas''. The ads were available in English and German.

=== '''Investment''' ===
* '''''English version '''(0:29)'': The ad starts with a man saying the following: "Would you like to know how to make more of your money? Then, listen carefully. We've got an investment tip for you that promises top returns. This investment will guarantee you a worry-free life and allow you to fulfill cherished dreams. All with a monthly payment starting from just 20 euros. All you have to do..." Then, the sentence gets interrupted by the same loud scream used in the other K-fee commercials. Then, a voice reads "Ever been so wide awake? K-fee. Canned caffeine with coffee."
* '''''German version''' (0:26)'': "Möchten Sie wissen, wie Sie mehr aus Ihrem Geld machen? Dann hören Sie jetzt gut zu. Wir haben für Sie einen Anlagetipp mit einer Top-Rendite. Diese Anlage garantiert Ihnen ein sorgenfreies Leben. Und erlaubt es Ihnen, lang gehegte Wünsche zu erfüllen. Und das bereits ab einer monatlichen Einzahlung von nur 20 Euro. Sie müssen einfach nur..."

=== '''Love''' ===
* '''''English version '''(0:33)'': The ad starts with lullaby music and a young girl's voice saying the following: "Mummy mummy, how much do you love me?" Then, a woman's voice says: "I love you from here to the moon." "How far is that?" "Hm. It's so far." "Is that so much?" "Yes, my love. I love you so much. Now close your eyes sweetie, and listen while I read you a story. Once upon a time, there was a little dormouse called Piff. One day, it went..." Then, the sentence gets interrupted by the same loud scream used in the other K-fee commercials. Then, a voice reads "Ever been so wide awake? K-fee. Canned caffeine with coffee."
* '''''German version''' (0:37)'': Kind: "Mama, Mama, wie lieb hast du mich?" Mama: "Ich hab dich von hier bis zum Mond lieb!" Kind: "Wie weit ist denn das?" Mama: "Das ist sooooo weit." Kind: "Ist das soooo doll?" Mama: "Ja, mein Süßes. Soooo doll lieb hab ich dich. Und jetzt macht mein kleines Krümelchen mal die Augen zu und hört schön hin, denn jetzt les ich dir noch eine kleine Geschichte vor… Es war einmal eine kleine Haselmaus namens Piff. Eines Morgens…"

=== '''Relaxation''' ===
* '''''English version''' (0:49)'': The ad starts with the same music used in the K-fee Buddha commercial. Then, a soft-spoken woman's voice saying the following: "And now, an exercise to help you relax. Make yourself comfortable. Close your eyes. Breathe in deeply through your nose. Keep your mouth shut. Feel that deep breath go down to your tummy. In, and out. And in, and out. And in, and out. And in, and..." Then, the sentence gets interrupted by the same loud scream used in the other K-fee commercials. Then, a voice reads "Ever been so wide awake? K-fee. Canned caffeine with coffee."

* '''''German version '''(0:38)'': "Zu Ihrer Entspannung nun eine Übung. Machen Sie es sich bequem. Schließen Sie die Augen, atmen Sie durch die Nase tief ein. Der Mund bleibt dabei geschlossen. Atmen Sie tief in den Unterbauch. Ein, und aus. Und ein, und aus. Und ein, und…"

=== '''Christmas''' ===
* '''''English version''''' ''(0:51)'': The ad starts with the sound of a clock ticking. Then, a Santa Claus voice says the following: "Ah, Christmas time again at last. And we all have such wonderful childhood memories. Pretty little crooked houses, with chimneys puffing out trails of smoke. Ha, yes. And the icicles glistening in the moonlight all around. The snow crunches softly under our feet, and when we come into the cozy warmth of our houses, the smell of delicious baked apples and freshly baked mince pies, and oh how excited we are when we finally, finally hear the sound signaling the arrival of Christmas day"; the sentence then gets interrupted by the same loud scream used in the other K-fee commercials. Then, a voice reads "Ever been so wide awake? K-fee. Canned caffeine with coffee."
* '''''German version''' (1:02)'': "Aaaaach, endlich ist wieder Weihnachtszeit und wir haben wieder all die schönen Erinnerungen an unsere Kindheit im Kopf. Die hübschen windschiefen Häuselein, aus deren Schornsteinen sich kleine Rauchfähnchen kräuseln. Ach, und die Eiszapfen allüberall, die im Mondenschein glitzern. Leise knirscht der Schnee unter unseren Sohlen, und wenn wir die behagliche Wärme unserer Häuslein betreten, dann duftet es schon nach Bratäpfelchen und frischgebackenen Rosinenmännlein. Hei, wie aufgeregt wir werden, wenn wir dann endlich, endlich am heiligen Abend das Signal zur Bescherung hören."

== '''K-fee light-version advertisements''' ==
In December 2005, K-fee released new commercials for their line of Latte macchiato drinks that parodied their own prank flash-style commercials. Using the footage from three of K-fee's most popular commercials (Auto, Beach, and Golf), the company replaced the zombie or gargoyle at the end of the ad with a less frightening image, followed by the text "Jetzt auch mit weniger Koffein." (which translates as "Now also available with less caffeine") and a picture of a Latte Macchiato or Latte Macchiato Vanilla bottle. The Latte Macchiato commercials were only made in German and used the same soundtracks from the originals with a higher pitch. These ads were first aired on television on December 27th, 2005.
* '''Beach ''(Light)''''': A smiling teddy bear (possibly a hand puppet) appears instead of the gargoyle and giggles. The piano music in the background is higher pitched than in the original version. This spot advertises K-fee Latte Macchiato Classic.
* '''Auto ''(Light)''''': A man in a light polo shirt appears from the bottom instead of the zombie and softly says “Boo!” in an effeminate, almost teasing voice. Once again, the background music is higher-pitched, and the advertised product is K-fee Latte Macchiato Classic.
* '''Golf ''(Light)''''': A man in a Demon mask appears from below instead of the upside-down gargoyle from above and says “Roooaaar!” in a calm voice. He can already be seen clumsily attempting to hide at the bottom of the screen before he rises up. There are more birds chirping in the background than in the original version. This spot advertises K-fee Latte Macchiato Vanilla.

== '''K-fee magazine advertisements''' ==
Between December 2006 and February 2009, K-fee released multiple pictures based advertisements within magazine's presumably in Germany. Not much is known about these advertisements, such as what magazines they appeared in.

== '''Awards''' ==
K-fee has won two awards for their advertisements.
* '''Clio Awards 2005''' (Bronze Award): K-fee's ''Investment'', ''Love'', ''Relaxation'' and ''Christmas'' radio advertisements. <ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20060322124946/http://www.clioawards.com/awards/index.cfm?page=2&medium=ra&prize=gc&search=0</ref>
* '''Cannes Lions 2005''' (Silver Award): K-fee's Car, Golf and Beach television commercials. <ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20051001011222/http://www.canneslions.com/winners/pdf/CL2005_Film_Winners.pdf</ref>
* '''Shots Award 2004. Issue #83''': K-fee's ''Beach'' and ''Golf'' television commercials.<ref>video.screamer.wiki/videos/watch/f6744986-845c-4a17-aec4-184a1634891f</ref>

== '''Cast & Crew''' ==
[[File:K-fee crew.jpg|thumb|220x220px|The '''K-fee crew''' on recording set, June 10th, 2004.]]
*'''Director''': Kai Sehr
*'''Actors''': Brad Johnson ''(Zombie)'', Adam Johnson ''(Gargoyle / Batboy)''
*'''Producer''': Kai Stoecker
*'''Advertising Agency''': Jung von Matt (Hamburg, Germany)
*'''Creative Directors''': Costantin Kaloff, Ove Gley
*'''Art Director''': Frank Aldorf
*'''Production Company''': Cobblestone Filmproduktion
*'''Sound Design''': Doublehead
*'''Post Production''': Deli Pictures
*'''Copywriters''': Daniel Frericks, Eskil Puhl
*'''Aired on the following channels''': ProSieben, Kabel Eins, Sat 1

== '''Parodies''' ==
On the Internet, an alternate ending shows, instead of the product and the slogan, the text: "'''Now...Go Change Your Shorts And Get Back To Work!'''" in Arial Black instead of the normal ending; the video has gained over 12 million views as of 2018.<ref>youtube.com/watch?v=HqGsT6VM8Vg Version with alternate text.</ref> Other manifestations of this ad include being sent as part of a chain-mail which supposedly depicts a ghost appearing during the filming of a television ad (sometimes from Great Britain); the viewer is instructed to follow the car closely, as a "mist" is supposed to appear next to the car at some point. The "mist", of course, never does appear, and the commercial plays out as described above, much to the chagrin of the viewer.

=== '''The Amazing World of Gumball''' ===
In the Cartoon Network animated series ''{{Best|The Amazing World of Gumball}}'', the episode named "The Internet", parodies the K-fee commercials. In one scene, Gumball and Darwin appear randomly browsing the web while watching videos. Among these videos, they come across what is implied to be the K-fee Car ad.<ref>https://www.amazon.com/gp/video/detail/B00DI3AZDI/ref=atv_dp#btf-product-details The Internet episode.</ref>

Gumball watches the video, commenting on the white car driving through the hills and staring closely at the screen, when suddenly the loud scream is heard, causing him to have an intense reaction which gets recorded and posted to the web. The rest of the episode involves Gumball trying to get the video removed, which has given him unwanted fame.<ref>The Amazing World of Gumball, Gumball | Uploading An Embarrassing Video | The Internet | Cartoon Network, retrieved 2018-12-26 https://youtu.be/jjq_LkeTuyE?t=19s</ref>

== '''Gallery''' ==
<gallery captiontextcolor="#ffffff" bordercolor="#E87057" bordersize="small" captionsize="large" captionalign="center" widths="200" position="center" spacing="small">
So wach warst du noch nie.png|"So wach warst du noch nie."
Kaffee in hohen Dosen.png|"Kaffee in hohen Dosen"
Ever been so wide awake.png|"Ever been so wide awake?"
Canned caffeine with coffee.png|"Canned caffeine with coffee."
Canned caffeine with coffee 2.png|"Canned caffeine with coffee." (Alternate)
K-fee.png|The K-fee logo.
K-fee Latte Macchiato Classic.png|Latte Macchiato Classic bottle.
K-fee Latte Macchiato Vanilla.png|Latte Macchiato Vanilla bottle.
K-fee Turbodrink.png|A can of K-fee Turbodrink.
K-fee crew.jpg|The '''K-fee crew''' on June 10th, 2004.
K-fee zombie.jpg|Brad Johnson, the K-fee zombie actor.
K-fee gargoyle.jpg|Adam Johnson, the K-fee gargoyle actor.
K-fee Zombie and Batboy.jpg|Brad ''(Zombie)'' and Adam ''(Batboy)'' on the recording set.
K-fee June 2004.jpg|Adam Johnson being turned into Batboy.
K-fee Car.png|K-fee ''Car'' commercial.
K-fee Beach.png|K-fee ''Beach'' commercial.
K-fee Golf.png|K-fee ''Golf'' commercial.
K-fee Yoga.png|K-fee ''Yoga'' commercial.
K-fee Fishing.png|K-fee ''Fishing'' commercial.
K-fee Buddha.png|K-fee ''Buddha'' commercial.
K-fee Meadow.png|K-fee ''Meadow'' commercial.
K-fee Surfing.png|K-fee ''Surfing'' commercial.
K-fee Boardwalk.png|K-fee ''Boardwalk'' commercial.
Kfeecar.jpg|The car (A Chevrolet Lumina) being prepped for K-fee Auto.
btsfishing.jpg|K-fee ''Fishing''.
golfbts.jpg|Behind the scenes of K-fee ''Golf''.
moregolfbts.jpg|More behind the scenes of K-fee ''Golf''.
kfeeunknownbts.jpg

</gallery>

== '''Videos''' ==
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[[File:KfeeNoScream.ogg|K-fee Car music without the scream.]]
K-fee Car ad soundtrack.

== References ==
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== Links ==
* ''[[:Category:K-fee|All screamers using K-fee commercials]]''
=== '''Television advertisements''' ===
NOTE: The following videos contain [[Screamer|screamers]]!
==== '''English''' ====
*'''Car''': youtube.com/watch?v=buhMz2Bh4cc
*'''Fishing''': youtube.com/watch?v=HGTsojFNm1s
*'''Buddha''': youtube.com/watch?v=378At8DUXzE
*'''Golf''': youtube.com/watch?v=HDGAn_KaJd0
*'''Beach''': video.screamer.wiki/videos/watch/e269eb4b-0ae4-4d53-ab74-9a1017c5bfa4
*'''Meadow''': youtube.com/watch?v=XwGJIU8eFUM
*'''Yoga''': youtube.com/watch?v=C1GzUfmFMmk
*'''Surfing''': youtube.com/watch?v=-JUbW0c885Q
*'''Boardwalk''': youtube.com/watch?v=hRCXh0924qE

==== '''German''' ====
*'''Auto''': youtube.com/watch?v=nAJz11chQDc
*'''Fishing''': youtube.com/watch?v=5L5nLvPsb38
*'''Buddha''': youtube.com/watch?v=n6iOXV_fHTY
*'''Buddha (Possible unfinished version)''': youtube.com/watch?v=d1mDJhkXzro
*'''Golf''': youtube.com/watch?v=fMVzj9OVNUw
*'''Beach''': youtube.com/watch?v=hAlz3-xtkTY
*'''Beach (Possible unfinished version)''': youtube.com/watch?v=UHhcI1569FI
*'''Meadow''': youtube.com/watch?v=cR-hHVEw3r8
*'''Yoga''': youtube.com/watch?v=92cAL1GEmKU
*'''Surfing''': youtube.com/watch?v=erSh4x6VF8E
*'''Boardwalk''': youtube.com/watch?v=aKgl9A_hsT8

=== '''Radio advertisements''' ===
NOTE: The following videos contain [[Screamer|screamers]]!
* '''Investment''': youtube.com/watch?v=y-nXSyxI7Kg
* '''Love''': youtube.com/watch?v=Pp3fm8mUtic
* '''Relaxation''': youtube.com/watch?v=nfYpiZ2gw8o
* '''Christmas''': youtube.com/watch?v=HlNUI7VA1fE

=== '''Latte Macchiato ''(light commercials)''''' ===
NOTE: The following videos '''''do not''''' contain [[screamers]].
*'''Car''': youtube.com/watch?v=Z8N0QiHc43M
*'''Beach''': youtube.com/watch?v=EdZuqmi7-5M
*'''Golf''': youtube.com/watch?v=31z8xaYDONA
==Languages==
This article is available in other languages.
*'''Français''': https://fr.screamer.wiki/Publicit%C3%A9s_K-fee
==See Also==
*'''[[Finder Lurker's K-fee Parodies]]'''
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Finder Lurker's Modern K-fee Commercials

2021-08-24T18:05:38Z

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{{Infobox
|title = Finder Lurker's K-fee Parodies
|image = FL2.JPG
|maker = [[Devin Millar]]
|type = Screamer Parodies
|date = Summer 2019
}}

In the summer of 2019, American musician, animator, and YouTuber Devin Millar, under his [[Finder Lurker]] alias had created 21 videos of what "modernized" advertisements for the now-defunct coffee-flavored energy drink company [[K-fee]] would’ve looked like. These commercials are similar to the [[K-fee commercials|original advertisements]] the company had originally made.

Devin claimed they were official but this was proven to be false. Devin did the editing, filming, narration, and even is the monster all himself.
==The commercials==
There are English, German, Espresso, Radio, and even poster advertisements of the commercials all created by Finder Lurker, and they are all in similar formulas to the original advertisements. They all start out with a peaceful scene along with peaceful music before getting briefly interrupted by a monster at the end screaming and possibly scaring the viewer. Except instead of Adam, or Brad Johnson, it is Devin Millar himself as a Demonic Ghost-like creature with dark eyes and a long smile. (Similar to that of Jeff the Killer, or Momo.)
* '''''Concert''''': The video starts out with an EDM concert in the middle of a desert at sunset, and then as everyone claps, the beat builds up and up, and then right before the beat drops, a ghost-like demon jumps up, screams, and shakes their head.
* '''''Apex''''': We start out with a peaceful scene of a house on top of a hill on a beautiful sunny day with clouds, and then at a certain point, the camera stops moving and we focus on just the house, and then from out of nowhere, the ghost-like demon jumps up, screaming, and shaking its head.
* '''''Truck''''': We start out with a truck on a half sunny-half cloudy day and it's carrying a giant cargo in a neighborhood. As soon as the truck leaves the scene the ghost-like creature hangs upside down screaming. This is the same screamer footage as the concert one but it's vertically flipped and lightened up and with a different filter.
* '''''Playground''''': We see an empty playground in a neighborhood while hearing motorcycles driving in the background. Then we see all of the swings, the skatepark, and a kiddie ride, and then it shows the playground in full view again, and then after a couple of seconds of showing it, the ghost-like creature jumps up screaming. This is the only commercial without any filters.
* '''''River''''': This advertisement starts out with a river on a giant rock overlooking the place at sunset with peaceful piano music with cars passing by the cliff. Then after a while, the monster jumps from upside-down screaming.
* '''''Bike''''': The ad starts out with a peaceful scene with a bike next to a tree on a sunny day, and then eventually the camera pans across to show the entire scene, and then it stops at a certain point similar to the meadow commercial, and then suddenly the ghost-like creature jumps up from upside down and screams. This is the same footage as the River one but horizontally flipped, brightened, and with a different filter.
* '''''Farm''''': It starts out with an aerial view of a farm with some cows in it, and then after a couple of seconds when the country music that's playing comes to its conclusion, the ghost-like monster jumps up screaming, with its face obscured by the darkness of the sunset. This is the same footage as the Playground one but with a darker filter.
* '''''Neon''''': It starts out with a very lit view of Fremont Street in Las Vegas, and then after a while of showing everyone walking around and all, the monster with its hair tied up in a bun and with burnt eyes jumps down screaming. This is one of the scariest variants as there is no warning before the screamer comes.
* '''''Clock Tower''''': It starts out with Clock Tower with fish all over it as the camera pans up to show it ringing its bells. Then after a couple of hits showing what time it is, the monster, now with mangled skin and white glowing eyes jumps down and shakes its head screaming.
* '''''Mountain''''': It starts out with a view of the top of a mountain with other mountains surrounding it with very campy music playing, and then after a while, the monster jumps down screaming.
* '''''Dock''''': It starts out with a dock with restaurants and a person walking on it with a fancy coat on at sunset, and then as soon as the person is beginning to leave the scene the monster jumps up screaming. This uses the same screamer footage as the Clock Tower but with a different filter and vertically flipped.
* '''Wonderland''': It shows a green and wonderful forest cliff in a sunshower, with enchanting piano music playing in the background. It then shows a weed with some thorns, and some parts of the forest as well. It then shows the cliff again, and after a while of focusing on this shot, the Ghost monster jumps down and screams at the camera.
* '''Vegas''': It shows a view of Las Vegas with people talking, casino noises of slot machines and announcers in the background, and lively blues music playing in the background. It then pans over to show more, and then suddenly the Ghost monster jumps down screaming, notably now wearing a sundress along with having mangled skin.
* '''Pool''': It shows a giant swimming pool with some Reggae EDM music playing in the background at a resort with lots of people at it, a bar, a water slide. Pretty soon it pans over to show the giant water slide going through a Shark tank. Then the camera stops moving, and after a while of showing this, the Ghost monster jumps up and screams at the camera.
* '''Morning''': It shows couple of some plants in a dawn setting in a farm. After a while of it showing around the area for a little bit, the Ghost monster jumps up screaming at the camera.
* '''Creek''': It shows a small river on a sunny day in an elegant way with relaxing meditation music playing in the background. After a while, the Ghost monster jumps up screaming. This one is more scary due to the lack of a warning before the jumpscare happens.
* '''Market''': It starts out with a marketplace with some seating, a glass elevator, and people walking around with relaxing Jazz music being played in the background. Then after a while of showing this shot, suddenly the Ghost monster jumps up screaming at the camera.
* '''Village''': It shows a small town and some Techno music playing in the background, until it pans over. Right when it does, suddenly the Ghost now looking angry jumps up and screams.
* '''Bridge''': It shows a railroad track bridge along with the forest area surrounding it. After showing the bridge again, suddenly the Ghost monsters jumps up with glowing eyes and sharp teeth.
* '''River Bridge:''' It shows a river, some parts of a forest, and then a giant bridge overlooking the entire area. Then suddenly, when it shows this shot, the Ghost monster jumps down and screams.
*

==Light commercials==
There was also, "Light" versions similar to the original ones for the original commercials made by the same company, but this time it is Finder Lurker's versions. The music is even slightly higher pitched in the same way to match the original atmosphere of the original video advertisements.
* '''''Neon''''': It features the same Las Vegas Fremont scene from the original commercial of the same name but instead of the ghost-like creature jumping up, instead it's a polar bear puppet jumping up and giggling, with it being very obvious it's about to jump at the bottom of the screen before it does. It then quickly shows an illustration of the bottle with the same teenage boy talking about the product along with the same child whispering as from the original commercials.
* '''''Concert''''': It features the same concert footage but instead of the monster jumping up, it's a Buddha statue clumsily going up and the music stops. It then quickly shows the illustration of the bottle with the same teenage boy talking about the product along with the same child whispering as from the original commercials.
* '''''River''''': It shows the same river scene with the cars passing by the cliff, and the camera on a rocky shore, but instead of the ghost-like creature popping up, a white teddy bear pops up and giggles while going, "Boo!" It then quickly shows the illustration of the bottle with the same teenage boy talking about the product along with the same child whispering as from the original commercials.
* '''''Playground''''': It shows the same footage as the original one but instead of the ghost-like creature jumping up, instead it's a monkey puppet jumping up saying, "Ooo ooo monkey!" It then quickly shows the illustration of the bottle with the same teenage boy talking about the product along with the same child whispering as from the original commercials.

==Radio commercials==
Finder Lurker also went far enough to create "Radio" versions of the advertisements as well. These are all done in the same style as the original radio advertisements but with
* '''''Bar''''': It's a conversation between a man and a bartender in an East Coast-esque bar and the bartender says, "Oh! Hi! Why the long face?" Then the man is depressed and says, "She dumped me. I'm gonna lose my kids and my house." And then the bartender thinks and then says," Hm. I got an idea! Um, it's a little bit of a long story, but, I know how you get your life back together. Alright, so all you have to do, is-" And then getting interrupted by the same scream as the screamer commercials, and then very shortly the two kids, the teenage boy, and the whispering child talk about the product and its details.
* '''''YouTuber''''': A dubstep song plays with a male narrator saying, "My name is Rapping Ranger! I am the best gaming channel that involves anything to do with shooting and racing, and I am the one person with the most subscribers! Please subscribe-follow for more videos, ha, and be sure to follow me on all of my social-" Then being interrupted by the scream, and then the teenage boy and child talking about the product.
* '''''Music Festival''''': You hear a boom and a crowd cheering and a male DJ announcing, "What is up now Cloud Festival! We are going to rock this f****** house! Now on the count of three, we're going to blow this party to the moon! Three, two, one-" And then getting interrupted by the scream along with a teenage boy, and a childlike voice saying the product's name and details about it.
* '''''Airplane''''': We hear a little boy asking his mom on an airplane, "Mommy mommy! How long until we get to Paris?" Then the mom answers, "We have only 3 hours, our plane took off 5 hours ago." Then the kid laments saying, "Aww, that's gonna take 300 years!" Then the mom reassures him, "No it's won't I can read you a story." Then the agrees and then after a couple of seconds the plane starts to go through some turbulence, and then the kid gasps and asks his mom, "What was that mommy?" Then the mommy says, "Oh don't worry sweetie, that's just a little-" Then her sentence gets interrupted by the scream, along with all of the narrators saying all of the product details and all like the other radio ads and all.
*'''''Restaurant Ad''''': We hear happy pop guitar music along with a male narrator saying, "Have you ever wanted a BBQ and a foot massage at the same time? Well stop right there and let me tell you about it! Here are Quacker's BBQ and foot Massage, we have all kinds of deals including Kid's Meals, Kid's Massages, and so much much much much much much much much more for adults! With a cross between a greasy spoon and a foot massage place, we have all kinds of things in store. Also be sure to bring your family, friends, and don't forget to support the cause of everything we got here at-" Then the sentence gets interrupted by the same scream ad the commercials,s and then it goes into this time scary-sounding trap music along with a new teenage by talking about the product and it's detailed, and then being followed by a re-recording of the child whispering.
*'''''Product Ad''''': We hear happy-sounding whistling music along with a male narrator saying, "With Sandy's glove wipes, we can ensure your home is clean and you are well. They are complete contactless, nobody will ever know you even used them." Then the sentence gets interrupted by the scream, following the same scary-sounding trap music along with the new teenage boy and the whispering child saying the product and its details.
*'''''Play Ad''''': It starts out with some dramatic music with a male narrator saying, "Experience the beauty, the sheer joy, and everything in between. Experience. "The Wanda Hills" coming this weekend with kids and adults only 50% off. And don't forget to bring your-" Then the sentence gets interrupted by the same scream, and then some scary-sounding trap music along with the new teenage boy and the whispering child saying the product name and details.

==Magazine Advertisements==
Finder Lurker also had created, "Magazine" advertisements that had artwork of disturbing imagery of cartoon teenagers and children killing their parents, authority figures, and vice versa, and of very obscure art intended to wake up the viewers in the same way as the original magazine ads. Despite being called, "Magazine" ads, none of these actually appeared in any real-life magazine issues and, are only based on the likeness of the original magazine ads.
==Espresso Advertisements==
Finder Lurker had also created, "Espresso" advertisements which are very short videos with scaled-down screamers usually in the Instagram/TikTok format, and specifically designed for such. They usually feature some kind of, "Challenge" or meme related thing for a couple of seconds, or sometimes even minutes, depending on the theme, before the ghost-like creature jumps up or down from either side of the screen screaming for a short period before ducking and then showing the product information. In this case, it's advertising there, "Espresso To-Go" drinks from the company's old, and one of their original websites from 2008 that they previously had really advertised, which can even be seen on the Wayback Machine revisions. There never used to be any advertisements for this and that is why Finder Lurker had particularly made it a thing.
==Cast & Crew==
* '''Director''': Devin Millar
* '''Producer''': Devin Millar
* '''Editor & Compositor''': Devin Millar
* '''Camera Crew''': Devin Millar
* '''Actors''': Devin Millar (Ghost-like Demon Creature)
* '''Platforms''': YouTube
== Trivia ==
* The Buddha statue from the "Light" version of the "Concert" advertisement is a direct nod to the Buddha advertisement from the official commercials.
* Due to the rather advanced nature of the advertisements, unlike a lot of other K-fee parodies, many K-fee fans had actually believed the advertisements were official. They are even treated as such among the community.
* According to Devin, the background footage took in 2016.
* There is a small rumor that these advertisements were originally on the K-fee official site, and that they were deleted, but this was never proven. The website went defunct in 2011 also.
* This is the only series of screamers Devin did where he did not do the scream himself to match the likeness of the original advertisements and keep the same spirit and atmosphere.
* A running gag throughout the creation of these advertisements was "recipe" being misspelled as "recipie".
* Originally Devin was going to use all of his friends as unique monsters for each video, but this was scrapped.
* Prior to 2021, all of the new commercial parodies had a 2D animated can of K-fee at the end showcasing the product, and now it has a CG can of K-fee instead along with re-recordings of the narrators.
* On 8th June 2021, Devin uploaded a compilation of the original K-Fee commercials from 2004 to the Finder Lurker channel, with the jumpscares featuring his ghost-like monsters in place of the usual zombie and gargoyle.
* Devin narrates the commercials in a British accent to match the fact that the K-fee ads were largely aired there for the English-speaking audience.
==Links==
NOTE: The following videos contain... okay, you get the point.
*'''Concert''': youtube.com/watch?v=_BEe9leFtZI
*'''Truck''': youtube.com/watch?v=Zzr_pNU_xYU
*'''River''': youtube.com/watch?v=kj4gjGEM8t4
*'''Playground''': youtube.com/watch?v=Igp_6nL3KtA
*'''Bike''': youtube.com/watch?v=IpBLL444GKI
*'''Apex''': youtube.com/watch?v=K3tCwj75yuU
*'''Farm''': youtube.com/watch?v=1FoDxAIGm28
*'''Neon''': youtube.com/watch?v=WS7CiT6d0Hk
*'''Clock Tower:''' youtube.com/watch?v=9iZfERbg1mY
*'''Dock:''' youtube.com/watch?v=obNY9l_WYDk
*'''Mountain:''' youtube.com/watch?v=oRz55s3awFk
*'''Wonderland''': youtu.be/jKkoie5zV4A
*'''Vegas''': youtube.com/watch?v=CQOT60mIW8Y
*'''Pool''': youtube.com/watch?v=wgj-esS1igY
*'''Morning''': youtube.com/watch?v=9kJbzNrI8A4
*'''Creek''': youtube.com/watch?v=KvCP3aDK7sw
*'''Market''': youtube.com/watch?v=uWSnySri9wo
*'''Original Commercials (Finder Lurker Edit):''' youtube.com/watch?v=S7deQdhU3Rc
*'''Dock Returns:''' youtube.com/watch?v=UlYha_H3CWY
*'''Clock Tower Returns:''' youtube.com/watch?v=unWpRsgwNfU
*'''Village''': youtube.com/watch?v=YytBoVcdtPQ
*'''Bridge:''' youtube.com/watch?v=wFC6fnDAGn0
*'''River Bridge''': youtube.com/watch?v=g5AVcaCsJ_U
===Lite Versions===
*'''Concert''': youtube.com/watch?v=IFqAa5u9Z7g
*'''Playground''': youtube.com/watch?v=HmqDv98qEGg
*'''River''': youtube.com/watch?v=IoXQebQRoxQ
*'''Neon''': youtube.com/watch?v=0cadNbgGAaA
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Abandoned Bar

2021-03-09T05:04:19Z

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|Maker = Devin Millar
|Type = YouTube video
|Release date = March 8, 2021
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'''Abandoned Bar''' is a jump scare video created by Devin Millar under his Finder Lurker alias released in 2021.

The video starts out with fading into the table of a bar with some filled glasses, a party going on in the other room and heard in the background. Then it shows a bunch of black chairs showing the area to be a private lounge. Then it shows the same bar table again before cutting to a wide shot of the area. Showing there a giant piano in the middle of the room and open. Then after a couple seconds of nothing at all, and focusing strictly on this shot, suddenly a zombie with a wide mouth and angry eyes jumps up in front of the camera and screams loudly before cutting to black along with the text, "Relaxing..."

==Link==
NOTE: The following video contains a screamer!
* youtu.be/iJ1kA3LvQdE

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2021-03-09T05:04:00Z

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Man Cooking Trips Over

2021-03-09T05:02:00Z

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'''Man Cooking Trips Over''' is a jumpscare video created by Devin Millar under his Finder Lurker alias, and released in 2021.

It starts out with a man in a kitchen making spaghetti and meatballs before taking the finished dish over to an island, where he grates Parmesan cheese onto it. Then pretty soon he looks over and right before he goes to the dinner table to eat it, a ghost jumps in front of the camera growling with glowing eyes.

==Link==
NOTE: The following video contains a screamer!
* youtu.be/O-d1HZS7WEk

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2021-03-09T05:01:43Z

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Ghost Whispering EVP (Listen closely)

2021-03-09T05:01:03Z

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|Release date = March 8, 2021
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'''Ghost Whispering EVP (Listen closely)''' is a jumpscare video created by Devin Millar under his Finder Lurker alias, and released in 2021.

It starts out with a living room with a birdcage and a dark room on the other end. We can hear nothing but silence and some static. But while this is happening we hear faint whispering being heard on the other end of the room. Then pretty soon after a while of hearing and seeing all of this happening, suddenly a ghost with glowing white eyes jumps up in front of the camera giggling.

==Link==
NOTE: The following video contains a screamer!
* youtu.be/YXB3YT2bhDU

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2021-03-09T05:00:06Z

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Abandoned Bar

2021-03-09T04:53:30Z

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{{Infobox
|Name =
|Picture =
|Maker = Devin Millar
|Type = YouTube video
|Release date = March 8, 2021
}}
'''Abandoned Bar''' is a jump scare video created by Devin Millar under his Finder Lurker alias released in 2021.

The video starts out with fading into the table of a bar with some filled glasses, a party going on in the other room and heard in the background. Then it shows a bunch of black chairs showing the area to be a private lounge. Then it shows the same bar table again before cutting to a wide shot of the area. Showing there a giant piano in the middle of the room and open. Then after a couple seconds of nothing at all, and focusing strictly on this shot, suddenly a zombie with a wide mouth and angry eyes jumps up in front of the camera and screams loudly before cutting to black along with the text, "Relaxing..."

==Link==
NOTE: The following video contains a screamer!
* youtu.be/iJ1kA3LvQdE

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Ghost Whispering EVP (Listen closely)

2021-03-09T04:52:55Z

SwiftMantis:

{{Infobox
|Name =
|Picture =
|Maker = Devin Millar
|Type = YouTube video
|Release date = March 8, 2021
}}
'''Ghost Whispering EVP (Listen closely)''' is a jumpscare video created by Devin Millar under his Finder Lurker alias, and released in 2021.

It starts out with a living room with a birdcage and a dark room on the other end. We can hear nothing but silence and some static. But while this is happening we hear faint whispering being heard on the other end of the room. Then pretty soon after a while of hearing and seeing all of this happening, suddenly a ghost with glowing white eyes jumps up in front of the camera giggling.

==Link==
NOTE: The following video contains a screamer!
* youtu.be/YXB3YT2bhDU

[[Category:2021]]
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Man Cooking Trips Over

2021-03-09T04:52:52Z

SwiftMantis:

{{Infobox
|Name =
|Picture =
|Maker = Devin Millar
|Type = YouTube video
|Release date = March 8, 2021
}}
'''Man Cooking Trips Over''' is a jumpscare video created by Devin Millar under his Finder Lurker alias, and released in 2021.

It starts out with a man in a kitchen making spaghetti and meatballs before taking the finished dish over to an island, where he grates Parmesan cheese onto it. Then pretty soon he looks over and right before he goes to the dinner table to eat it, a ghost jumps in front of the camera growling with glowing eyes.

==Link==
NOTE: The following video contains a screamer!
* youtu.be/O-d1HZS7WEk

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Abandoned Bar

2021-03-09T04:52:49Z

SwiftMantis:

Ghost Whispering EVP (Listen closely)

2021-03-09T04:49:39Z

SwiftMantis:

'''Ghost Whispering EVP (Listen closely)''' is a jumpscare video created by Devin Millar under his Finder Lurker alias, and released in 2021.

It starts out with a living room with a birdcage and a dark room on the other end. We can hear nothing but silence and some static. But while this is happening we hear faint whispering being heard on the other end of the room. Then pretty soon after a while of hearing and seeing all of this happening, suddenly a ghost with glowing white eyes jumps up in front of the camera giggling.

==Link==
NOTE: The following video contains a screamer!
* youtu.be/YXB3YT2bhDU

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Ghost Whispering EVP (Listen closely)

2021-03-09T04:49:26Z

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'''Ghost Whispering EVP (Kisten closely)''' is a jumpscare video created by Devin Millar under his Finder Lurker alias, and released in 2021.

It starts out with a living room with a birdcage and a dark room on the other end. We can hear nothing but silence and some static. But while this is happening we hear faint whispering being heard on the other end of the room. Then pretty soon after a while of hearing and seeing all of this happening, suddenly a ghost with glowing white eyes jumps up in front of the camera giggling.

==Link==
NOTE: The following video contains a screamer!
* youtu.be/YXB3YT2bhDU

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Man Cooking Trips Over

2021-03-09T04:45:47Z

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'''Man Cooking Trips Over''' is a jumpscare video created by Devin Millar under his Finder Lurker alias, and released in 2021.

It starts out with a man in a kitchen making spaghetti and meatballs before taking the finished dish over to an island, where he grates Parmesan cheese onto it. Then pretty soon he looks over and right before he goes to the dinner table to eat it, a ghost jumps in front of the camera growling with glowing eyes.

==Link==
NOTE: The following video contains a screamer!
* youtu.be/O-d1HZS7WEk

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Abandoned Bar

2021-03-09T04:45:12Z

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'''Abandoned Bar''' is a jump scare video created by Devin Millar under his Finder Lurker alias released in 2021.

The video starts out with fading into the table of a bar with some filled glasses, a party going on in the other room and heard in the background. Then it shows a bunch of black chairs showing the area to be a private lounge. Then it shows the same bar table again before cutting to a wide shot of the area. Showing there a giant piano in the middle of the room and open. Then after a couple seconds of nothing at all, and focusing strictly on this shot, suddenly a zombie with a wide mouth and angry eyes jumps up in front of the camera and screams loudly before cutting to black along with the text, "Relaxing..."

==Link==
NOTE: The following video contains a screamer!
* youtu.be/iJ1kA3LvQdE

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Abandoned Bar

2021-03-09T04:41:18Z

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'''Abandoned Bar''' is a jump scare video created by Devin Millar under his Finder Lurker alias released in 2021.

The video starts out with fading into the table of a bar with some filled glasses and contains before then showing a bunch of black chairs showing the area to be a private lounge. Then it shows the same bar table again before cutting to a wide shot of the area. Showing there a giant piano in the middle of the room and open. Then after a couple seconds of nothing at all, and focusing strictly on this shot, suddenly a zombie with a wide mouth and angry eyes jumps up in front of the camera and screams loudly before cutting to black along with the text, "Relaxing..."

==Link==
NOTE: The following videos a contain screamer!
* youtu.be/iJ1kA3LvQdE

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Ghost in hostel room moving chair really scary

2021-02-16T20:29:44Z

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|Name = Ghost in hostel room moving chair really scary
|Maker = Unknown
|Type = Video
|Release date = 2017
|Picture = Chairmovingscreamer.png
|Quote = A screenshot from the video.
}}

'''Ghost in hostel room moving chair really scary''' (also known as '''Ghost Moves Chair in Thailand''') is a screamer video of an unknown source. The origins date back to 2017, but no creator has been discovered or came out, but the video lives on through many reposts, and has been circulating the internet since 2019.

The video starts out with an Asian boy sitting on the bed of supposedly a hostel (as the title suggests) and takes a selfie. Then suddenly a white stool on the right moves slightly on it's own. The boy does not worry that much, and goes back to normal. Then suddenly the stool moves again, and then the boy notices again and doesn't care.

Now this time, the stool moves even more, and the lights go on and off. The boy then gets scared and hides under his covers, trying not to look at the stool as it suddenly moves back into it's original place. Then, after some more haunting and the teenage boy still under his covers scared, an Asian teenage boy suddenly jumps in front of the camera screaming and making a funny face, and then the two boys start singing and dancing to I'm an Albatroz by AronChupa while laughing, revealing it to all be fake and staged.

==Link==
NOTE: The following videos contain a [[screamer]]!

* youtube.com/watch?v=U7hvYSE26Zc

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8 Girls No Cup

2021-01-09T20:24:43Z

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'''8 Girls No Cup''' is a [[shock video]] from a film created by MFX Media, the same people behind [[2 Girls 1 Cup]] and [[Swap.avi]] (also the [[4 Girls Fingerpaint]] video) and this video even has the same girls included in it. This video hasn’t been nearly as known as [[2 Girls 1 Cup]], [[4 Girls Fingerpaint]], or even [[2 Girls 1 Finger]]. This video in fact is quite hard to find. That doesn’t take away from the fact that this video is probably the best match for a 2 Girls 1 Cup sequel, as many people wonder when a sequel will come for that video.

==Content==
The video starts out by reading ''MFX 1000, ''then cuts to someone knocking on the door while 8 girls are having a party. Then one girl pees into a glass and then another girl drinks it while the other girls cheer like cheerleaders. Then the girls all strip and one girl goes swerving underneath them as they defecate into her mouth. Then the video closes with the other seven girls puking on the one girl and one girl asks “is everyone having fun?”.

==Link ==
NOTE: The following [[shock site]] contains pornographic content!
*imtmd.blogspot.com/2008/12/8girlsnocup-8.html?m=1
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4 Girls Fingerpaint

2021-01-09T20:24:21Z

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|name = 4 Girls 1 Fingerpaint
|Picture = Swap1.jpg
|Maker = MFX Media
|Type = Shock video
|Release date = 2006
|Quote = The screenshot of Swap.avi.
}}
'''4 Girls Fingerpaint''' is a [[shock video]] made by Marco Antônio Fiorito and MFX Media in Brazil, They are known for directing the infamous shock video called [[2 Girls 1 Cup]], the actors in the film remains unknown.

==Content==
The video starts off by showing 4 girls naked talking about each other in Portuguese, along with a piece of piano music plays, the video takes off into a disgusting turn, where the screen cuts into 2 girls, the first girl is laying down with her 2 legs up, and the other girl defecates all of the excrements onto her genitalia, another scene comes up again, after defecating on her anus, the third woman starts smelling and eating all of the feces on the woman's genitalia, then the girl shows her mouth filled with feces, before showing of 3 girls vomiting on the girl who was defecated on the genitalia.

This video, in fact, is cut out from the 50-minute pornographic film called Swap.avi, or known as ''Scat Swapping School Swallow''', where it begins with a school teacher instructing her four Brazilian girl students in the lessons for the day. As she bends over, they notice her missing pants. Then the four girls begin to lick her anus for what they assumed is the intention of making her defecate.

She does and the 4 girls begin to lick it, eat it, smear it all over themselves and then even pass it back and forth between them. There is no full video that can be found on the internet, This shocking video was on the SomethingAwful forums, the video was cut out into 8 pictures, as a preview honestly.
== Links ==
NOTE: The following video contains [[pornography]]!
* '''no longer has original video''': 4girlsfingerpaint.org
* '''Shockchan mirror''': shockchan.com/4-girls-fingerpaint
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2 Girls 1 Cup

2021-01-09T20:23:41Z

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|Name = 2 Girls 1 Cup
|Picture = 2 Girls 1 Cup.jpg
|Quote = The poster for the full movie, indeed it is too extreme to print...
|Maker = Marco Fiorito (MFX Media)
|Creation date = January 5th, 2007
|Type = Pornographic scat film
}}
'''2 Girls 1 Cup''' is a [[Shock site|shock video]]. It was a 1-minute trailer created for the 2007 Brazilian pornographic scat film ''Hungry Bitches'', produced by [[MFX Media|MFX Media]].
=='''Content'''==
It shows two lesbian women, Karla and Latifa kissing each other while half topless, followed by scenes of Latifa defecating into a cup, then they eat and lick their feces from the cup and vomiting into each other's mouths as well, The song ''[https://youtu.be/TcnaMmJa3uI Lover's Theme]'' by Hervé Roy plays through the video (alternatively it was the ''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rick_Astley Rick Astley] - [https://www.bitchute.com/video/20pwSTE6Lwxe/ Never Gonna Give You Up]'') The video grew very popular and people started making parodies and reaction videos of it. There are variants of the site that used a script that tried to prevent the user from closing the site by displaying an infinite amount of alert boxes when clicking the close button.

The full movie has actual background noise to the video, and has way more disgusting acts. Such as Latifa peeing onto the cup, them drinking their urine, putting all of the "feces" on the ground and into a bowl, etc.
== '''In Popular Culture''' ==
In the ''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Family_Guy Family Guy]'' episode "''[https://familyguy.fandom.com/wiki/Back_to_the_Woods Back to the Woods]''" [https://familyguy.fandom.com/wiki/Brian Brian] asks [https://familyguy.fandom.com/wiki/Stewie Stewie Griffin] for helping to get unhitched to the pole, Stewie refuses in retaliation for "making me watch that video with the 2 girls and a cup!" followed by a cutaway to Brian filming Stewie sitting the computer and watching the infamous shock video and then proceeds to become surprised, disgusted, and shocked as the video proceeds to be shown to him, once again, only hearing the music and just his face, making a nod to the many reaction videos of it.

It also has set a major standard in shock videos where most shock sites/videos are titled in the ''Number X Number X pattern''. Such as [[1 Man 1 Jar]], [[1 Man 1 Screwdriver]], [[3 Guys 1 Hammer]], [[2 Girls 1 Finger]], [[1 Girl 1 Cake]] (Cake Farts), [[1 Lunatic 1 Ice Pick]]. The list goes on.
=== Cast & Crew ===
* '''Actors''': Karla & Latifa
* '''Cameraman''': Kemil Kretli
* '''Director''': Thiago Fagundes
* '''Editor''': Smith David
* '''Producer''': MFX Media, Marco Antônio Fiorito ''(as Marco Villanova)''
== Links ==
NOTE: The following websites contain [[pornographic content]]!
* web.archive.org/web/20081014132249/2girls1cup.com/
* 2girls1cup.ca
* 2girls1cup.cc
* shockchan.com/2-girls-1-cup-video/
* web.archive.org/web/20081211013003/cupvideo.com/
* web.archive.org/web/20081211013003/cupvid.com/
* '''Mirror with Rick Astley Song''': web.archive.org/web/20081211014003/free2g1c.com/
* '''Mirror with a song that has a name of Darude-Sandstorm, and contains flashing lights''': web.archive.org/web/20081218053317/sandcup.com/
* '''Mirror with a Mortal Kombat Theme song''': web.archive.org/web/20080309165056/mortalkup.com/
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2 Girls 1 Cup

2021-01-09T20:19:44Z

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Jeremy Winterrowd

2021-01-09T20:18:37Z

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{{PInfobox
|Name = Jeremy Winterrowd
|Picture = Jeremy Winterrowd.gif
|Real Name = Unknown
|Born = Unknown
|Age = Unknown
|Nationality = American
|Known for = Flash animations, screamers, Flash games.
}}

'''Jeremy Winterrowd''' is an American developer of many known games and videos in the screamer community, and he himself became a household name among the fans of it as well. and hosted his site "Winterrowd.com".

== Biography ==
He currently lives in Dallas, Texas. He is the creator of amny multiple popular Flash games, one of which is [[The Maze]], commonly known as the ''Scary Maze Game''. This game made a huge success and is one of the most popular [[screamer]] games of all time, as well as one of the most reacted to screamers as well.

In 2001, Jeremy launched his website, ''[[winterrowd.com]]''. The website contains all his famous Flash pranks and games, such as [[The Maze]], [[Simon Says]], and [[Optical Illusions]]. These were three of his most successful games.

In 2007, Jeremy held a contest called the ''Winterrowd Prank Contest'' where people could prank their friends with his games, record their reaction and submit the videos to the website. He uploaded the selected videos to a channel called [http://youtube.com/user/prankcontest prankcontest], where they can still be viewed to this day.

==Links==
*twitter.com/winterrowd
*youtube.com/user/prankcontest

==Trivia==
* It is unknown his exact age and his personal life as he keeps it a secret most of the time.

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Winterrowd.com

2021-01-09T20:15:43Z

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{{Infobox
|Name = Winterrowd.com
|Picture = Winterrowd.png
|Maker = Winterrowd
|Type = Website
|Release date = 2001
|Quote = The site that started a craze of scares, pranks and reactions...
}}
''Winterrowd.com'' was a well-known website full of [[screamer]]s made by a man named [[Jeremy Winterrowd]]. There are games and videos designed to trick people to get scared, like [[The Maze]], [[Hit the Dot]], [[Optical Illusions]], [[Swearing Baby]] and more.

The website was registered in 2003.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20200325213240/https://whois.epik.com/winterrowd.com</ref> During these early days, the website was used to host Winterrowd's resume<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20031216055240/https://www.winterrowd.com/</ref> and did not contain any screamers. In 2005, however, Jeremy Winterrowd decided to host The Maze and start a blog on the website; the blog posted both Winterrowd's new screamer creations as well as more personal topics such as Winterrowd crashing his Jeep. This continued until 2010 when Winterrowd removed the personal blog and changed the webiste into exclusively a screamer website. In March 2020, the website went down.

Winterrowd also held a contest in that same year called the ''Winterrowd Prank Contest'', where you had to record the reactions of someone and upload them to the website and he would upload them to a channel named [https://www.youtube.com/user/prankcontest prankcontest]. The website was getting bigger and bigger everytime there was a screamer uploaded, depending on how famous it was and how many reaction videos there ever was. The website was also very controversial, considering that it had many scary games and videos, but overall, it had a very good reputation, and it can be considered the father of all screamers.

=== Games/Animations Featured ===
* [[Bubble Wrap Maniac]]
* [[Find It]]
* [[Find Justin Bieber]]
* [[Ghost Photography]]
* [[Halloween Pictures]]
* [[Help Find the Missing Dog]]
* [[Hit the Dot]]
* [[Jessica Alba]]
* [[Jingle Bells Reversed]]
* [[Kikia]]
* [[Magic Cup Game]]
* [[Megan Fox Topless]]
* [[Optical Illusions]]
* [[Save Justin Bieber]]
* [[Simon Says]]
* [[Snowman Snowglobe]]
* [[The Exorcist: Beginning Movie Promotional Game]] (known here as ''Spot the Difference'')
* [[Subliminal Music and Images]] (known here as ''Creepy Subliminal Messages'')
* [[Super Mario Bros.]]
* [[The Maze]] (known here as ''Scary Maze Game'')
* [[The Maze|The Maze AFV Edition]]
* [[The Simpsons: Find Maggie]]
* [[The Ultimate Maze]]
* [[What's Wrong?]]
* [[Where's Waldo?]]
* [[Zoeken]] (known here as ''Compare The Two Photos'')

=== Videos Featured ===
* [[Nuclear Bomb Test in the Pacific Ocean]] (known as ''Disappearing Boat'')
* [[Ghost Caught on Tape|Ghost Caught On Tape]] (known as ''Scary Rocking Chair ''or ''Ghost Chair'')
* [[Ghost in the London Dungeon|Ghost In The London Dungeon]] (known as just ''The London Dungeon'')
* [[K-fee commercials|K-fee car]] (known as ''Car Commercial'')
* [[Little Dancing Girl]]
* [[Peeping Tom Candid Video]] (known as just ''Peeping Tom'')
* [[Puppy Talk]]
* [[Swearing Baby]]
* Miscellaneous videos such as people reacting to screamers or spoofing them.

=='''References'''==
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== Links ==
NOTE: The following website contains lots of [[screamer]]s!
* '''winterrowd.com'''
=== All Winterrowd Games ===
* [[:Category:Winterrowd|''Winterrowd category page'']]
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Chomp.avi

2021-01-09T20:13:43Z

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{{Infobox shock site
|Name = Chomp.avi
|Picture = Donotwatch.JPG
|Maker = Patrick F. "Guzzler"
|Type = Shock video
|Creation date = 2008
|Quote = a text before the shocking moment.
}}
'''Chomp''' or known as '''Do Not Watch''' is a [[Shock site|shock video]] that first surfaced on the shock site Bloodshows, that features some shocking and confronting material. The [[shock video]] has been removed from Xtube, and www.BloodShows.com as well.

=='''Content'''==
The video starts with a slideshow intro which presumably implies to be edited together what is about to come as a challenge, with Windows Movie Maker, shortly after the text scrolling up on the screen stating "5 seconds" warning the user.

Then it shows a bunch of random footage (which refer to be recorded around 2008 or 2007), it contains extended scatological footage, which only involves a man, and a Transgender man doing a series of disgusting acts involving body fluids in a bathroom with sex toys in it, followed by a creepy slowed sound of effects of boinging and wind play in the background, it first started out with the man crying in a bathtub while masturbating with feces all over him and wearing a royal masquerade mask on, and even throwing one of them up.

The rest of the footages in this video are of him close up, and looking up drinking and eating all the watery feces and diarrhea coming out from the Transgender man's anus with his mouth open and him sitting on top of him on a stool with a hole in the middle and over his mouth in the same bathtub with swimming goggles, and each and every one of the little footages of it all has different lighting.

The whole entire time it is happening, he talks about how much of a "pig" he is, how people envy his place, and that he wants to see him eat all of it. He appears to be very disgusted by diarrhea and feces, he even flinches most of the time as he struggles to eat it all, and it also appears he is wearing a metal collar, indicating that he is being handcuffed to the bathtub.

He also rubs it all over his body and talks about how disgusting it is while giggling and grunting, and then he does the same thing as before, but this time he also gargles the Transgender man's urine and drinks it in the bathtub, and then continues to eat more of his feces, and he even at one point stands up and puts some of it in his anus and poops it back out saying and grunting, ''"I'm having a baby!"'' While moaning and yelling. It shows a final piece of footage of him doing the same thing as before in the bathtub all this time but in way better lighting.

It then shows the aftermath of all of the events of the bathtub in the form of a static image with a Windows Movie Maker sliding text asking the viewer if they have completed the challenge as the creepy sound effect-like music fades away. It then shows in the credits that the "music" was created by "Brain Music".

== Trivia ==
* The man in the video, Patrick Guzzler, lives in retirement in Palm Springs, California but was originally born in Michigan.
* There was a Creepypasta based around this video titled, "Chomp: The Story of the most Disgsuting video on the internet". Which has been deleted.

== Link ==
NOTE: The following [[shock site]] contains pornographic content!
* '''donotwatch.org'''
* '''shockchan.com/do-not-watch/'''
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Chomp.avi

2021-01-09T20:13:26Z

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