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Archive:Welcome to the Forums!

2019-08-23T00:39:45Z

RogueHarrier:

{{Forumheader|News and Announcements}}

[[File:Forumsareback.png|thumb|right]]
Welcome to the brand new screamer forums! Unfortunately, we cannot get FANDOM's snazzy version, however, you may be familiar with this kind of forum anyways (as it is what Wikia used to use).[[User:Lawiki1534|Lawiki1534]] ([[User talk:Lawiki1534|talk]]) 05:44, 21 August 2019 (UTC)
:To reply, use the <nowiki>:</nowiki> symbol. [[User:Lawiki1534|Lawiki1534]] ([[User talk:Lawiki1534|talk]]) 05:47, 21 August 2019 (UTC)
::If you are replying to a reply, just keep adding colons. [[User:Lawiki1534|Lawiki1534]] ([[User talk:Lawiki1534|talk]]) 05:48, 21 August 2019 (UTC)
:::Is this really the only way this can be done? I don't really feel comfortable communicating through edits, anyone could potentially impersonate anyone else and put words in their mouth, or simply censor what others are writing. I'm aware that there are edit histories, but I still see the potential for vandalism, and it could be challenging to supervise it all. It's also awkward having to manually enter your username and the time and date at the end, and yet again, I think this could easily be abused. [[User:RogueHarrier|RogueHarrier]] ([[User talk:RogueHarrier|talk]]) 00:22, 23 August 2019 (UTC)
::::This was built as a temporary fix (as in the future, a PHPBB forum may replace this). [[User:Lawiki1534|Lawiki1534]] ([[User talk:Lawiki1534|talk]]) 00:27, 23 August 2019 (UTC)
:::::That's all right then. It'll do for the fledgling stages of this new site, as long as we get a proper forum eventually, after hopefully bringing this site up to scratch. [[User:RogueHarrier|RogueHarrier]] ([[User talk:RogueHarrier|talk]]) 00:39, 23 August 2019 (UTC)

Archive:Welcome to the Forums!

2019-08-23T00:22:46Z

RogueHarrier:

Archive:DEAL or NO DEAL?

2019-08-23T00:14:21Z

RogueHarrier:

{{Forumheader|News and Announcements}}

[[File:Dealornodeal.png]]
 
 
 
 
 
FANDOM staff are now letting us to stay again, however, should we take the offer? [[User:Lawiki1534|Lawiki1534]] ([[User talk:Lawiki1534|talk]]) 19:09, 22 August 2019 (UTC)

This is hard to answer, is that resolving with Sysops and the most active users, I can't consider myself an active Sysop because it's not everyday.

But in order to accept their offer, they will have to delete everything from Shock Site, content that is sexually insensitive (even if it's a Screamer) and a few more things. Will you accept their conditions? [[User:Dragomaniaco|Dragomaniaco]] ([[User talk:Dragomaniaco|talk]]) 19:27, 22 August 2019 (UTC)
:Yeah I don't know; on one hand I can decline the conditions and move wikis, as Wikia has never been kind (to the point of banning users) to [http://www.awa.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Retaliation wikis that wanted to leave the platform normally], however, moving would drop our traffic tremendously. [[User:Lawiki1534|Lawiki1534]] ([[User talk:Lawiki1534|talk]]) 19:50, 22 August 2019 (UTC)
::Just what ever happens, I don't want a [https://youtu.be/O13cjtMSiq4 bad deal].
The staff's decision to close down the wiki has been unjustified from the start, and it made them show their true colors. So whatever happens, we should definitely continue what we are doing on this website, if nothing else just to hedge against any similar decisions in the future.
That being said, if there is a chance to preserve some of our work on the old wiki, I believe we're better off taking it. There really isn't much to lose, and it gives our work greater exposure. [[User:RogueHarrier|RogueHarrier]] ([[User talk:RogueHarrier|talk]]) 23:30, 22 August 2019 (UTC)

::Good idea Rogue Harrier, let's continue with the project right here, but let's not let these "tie capitalists" close down at Fandom, so let's honorably delete anything they have from Shock and other things they consider "illegal", but disable edits to the Site, to that becomes a kind of historical archive, to preserve what is left in the original, that would be the conversations in the forums, until that decision of wanting to close there without giving a fixed justification, like "these contents in links the pages to the site is one of violation examples ". [[User:Dragomaniaco|Dragomaniaco]] ([[User talk:Dragomaniaco|talk]]) 23:49, 22 August 2019 (UTC)

::: Yes, let's save what can be saved on the old site, while continuing to work on the new one until we have promoted and polished it up enough to enable it to effectively become the new "main site". I believe that is our best bet at the moment. Not much else we can do. [[User:RogueHarrier|RogueHarrier]] ([[User talk:RogueHarrier|talk]]) 00:14, 23 August 2019 (UTC)

Archive:DEAL or NO DEAL?

2019-08-22T23:33:20Z

RogueHarrier:

Archive:DEAL or NO DEAL?

2019-08-22T23:30:26Z

RogueHarrier:

The Forest

2018-04-24T14:57:07Z

RogueHarrier: Removed category 'Screamers with songs' - doesn't contain an actual song.

[[File:Scary_Forest.jpg|thumb|The Forest]]The Forest is a screamer about a forest which supposedly has a ghost in it and you need to find it. At the end of the video, the ghost screams in our face but it's the same ghost from kikia with the scream from The Scary Maze Game which I thought would give my viewers a bigger fright if I made it louder. It's unique because it's like the SCP 450 Screamer because it's a minute long (except The Forest is longer because it's 1:42 and SCP 450 is 1:04) but y'know. Also, speaking of SCPs, the ambience of this screamer is the same ambience from SCP 087-B except it's volume is decreased to make you turn up the volume.

The video doesn't have much views at the moment because I just uploaded it but maybe in a couple of months it will be popular. Yes, I made The Forest and I am proud to say it.

== Link ==
WARNING: The following video is a really long screamer
* '''youtube.com/watch?v=8u3T-poqB9w'''
[[Category:Other scary images]]
[[Category:Other makers]]
[[Category:Videos]]
[[Category:2017]]

Early Liquid Generation E-Card Sabotages

2018-04-21T15:10:11Z

RogueHarrier: Undo revision 29392 by Henryhobenhotmail.com (talk)

{{Closed}}[[File:CardCare.png|thumb|220x220px|"Card Care" Loading Screen.]]
In 2002, [[Liquid Generation]] released a series of [[:Category:Liquid Generation|''Sabotage'']] pranks with a similar theme, which usually came in the form of fake e-cards. They were presented in Windows 98/ME style windows, in order to trick people who received these pranks by email into believing that those are standalone applications.

Unlike other Sabotages, the point of most of these pranks was less about scaring the viewer and more about causing embarrassment in the workplace, usually by displaying inappropriate messages with loud sound cues to gain unwanted attention. Nevertheless, they may still startle unsuspecting viewers.

== 007 Loves The Ladies ==
[[File:007.png|thumb|220x220px]]
This prank is about a cartoon version of James Bond, who says in a (rather poorly) impersonated voice: “Sean Connery, James Bond, 007. I love the ladies. 007 loves the ladies. Miss Moneypenny...”

He is then interrupted by a red and yellow screen which says “PORNO!!!”, with erotic music in the background and a female voice which keeps groaning and saying “Oh yeah, give it to me!”.

== Computer Virus ==
[[File:Vir.png|thumb|220x220px]]
The title bar of this prank simply says “Awesome Game!”. It starts out with a basic button labeled “click to start”. Once it is pressed, the flash starts displaying some fake automatically typed messages about accessing the computer's directories, leading up to “Delete all of the contents of drive C. Are you sure? <Y/N>”. It automatically types 'y', and pretends to delete a bunch of files while loud, alarming beeping sounds play in the background.

Then a screen appears saying “your hard drive has been deleted.”, followed by “just kidding.”

== Happy White Seal says "I Love You" ==
[[File:Seal.png|thumb|220x220px]]
The prank's fake title bar says “Somebody loves you!”. It shows an adorable white cartoon seal sitting in an arctic region with animated hearts around it, which says: “Wow, someone must love you really, really a whole lot to send you such a lovely card. I love you so much, from a very special friend.”

Then suddenly, a flashing black and white screen appears, while a voice shouts out “ANALSEX.COM! ALL ANAL! ALL THE TIME!”, which is displayed on the screen in big red letters.

== Monkey Love ==
[[File:Monkey.png|thumb|220x220px]]
Like in the previous prank, the title bar says “Somebody loves you!”. This time, a blue cartoon monkey next to a couple of palm trees near a beach at sunset talks to the viewer, and says: “Somebody sent you this card, 'cause they're real, real interested in getting you some monkey love. If monkey lovin's what you want, then this is what you're gonna get...”

Now a red and yellow screen screen pops up with a voice shouting “CHICKSWITHDICKS.COM! HALF CHICK, HALF DICK! ALL THE TIME!”, which is yet again displayed on the screen in black letters.

== Personality Test ==
[[File:Perstest.png|thumb|220x220px]]
This is presented as a simple ten question personality test where players type in their answers. The quiz is hosted by a person who narrates the questions and makes brief remarks about the answers, which are the same every time, even if the answer field is left blank. (leaving the first answer blank will display 'Name' as a placeholder, though.)

The questions and their respective comments by the host are:

1. Hey there! What's your name?
- Oh, that name's so you.

2. Now tell me your age.
- That's a good, ripe age.

3. What's your favorite color?
- Huh... I thought you would have chosen Mauve or Navajo White.

4. Do you wipe from in front or behind?
- Really?! That's not what my mom taught me!

5. When's the last time you boinked?
- ...you loser.

6. Who is your favorite celebrity?
- Did you know that they are a drugged addicted media whore with a kinky sex life? I'm serious.

7. What's your favorite food?
- Ok. That would explain how fat your ass has become this year.

8. Religiously speaking, who do you believe in?
- Really? I believe in The Beatles because they're bigger than Jesus. I also have this really big soft spot for Ringo.

9. Add these numbers together: 2+2+5+69+4+2+100:
- Good. I think you can move on to Advanced Retarded Kid Math.

10. How do you think you did on this test?
- From the looks of it, I'm not sure what you're going to think of your results. Let's tally the scores...

The flash then pretends to calculate the results, leading to a slowly flashing screen with the player's chosen name on top and the text “YOUR PERSONALITY SUCKS!” in red letters, which is said out loudly by the narrator.

== Secret Agent Man ==
[[File:Secagent.png|thumb|220x220px]]
A cartoony secret agent with an obscured face, who is dressed in nothing but a fedora and a long trench coat, sneaks in from the left with the Pink Panther theme playing in the background. He then taps the screen and directly addresses the viewer, whispering: “Hey you! Yeah, you! Come here, I gotta tell you a secret. Get a little closer, listen up, you. You know what I've got? Check out my...”

He then quickly opens his trench coat, as the camera immediately zooms in on his crotch, which is obscured by a giant clock depicting a horse, as a voice loudly yells out “MASSIVE HORSE CLOCK!!!”.

== Secret Message ==
[[File:Secmessage.png|thumb|220x220px]]
Similar to the White Seal and Monkey Love pranks, a worm inside an apple talks to the viewer, in a window titled “Somebody loves you!”. The worm says: “While you're plugging away at your computer, I thought I'd just leave you this little message. Somebody told me they have a secret about you. I thought you might be interested. Here it goes...”

Then a red and yellow screen appears, saying “MY BOSS IS A PUSSY!!!”, which is loudly shouted out by a voice.

== You Are Being Hypnotized ==
[[File:Hypn.png|thumb|220x220px]]
A hypnotic red and blue pattern is seen moving around the screen. Meanwhile, a voice says: “You are getting sleepy. You are getting very sleepy. You are being hypnotized. You can hardly keep your eyes open.”

Then a human cartoon butt with several pimples suddenly appears with a prolonged fart sound.

== Links ==
NOTE: The following videos contain inappropriate or startling content.
* '''youtube.com/watch?v=MAHGhKaLRNs''' • 007 Loves The Ladies
* '''youtube.com/watch?v=vBoI8fg8Y6Y''' • Computer Virus
* '''youtube.com/watch?v=6xYzur9Eaas''' • White Seal
* '''youtube.com/watch?v=Mjfl-wGKq5w''' • Monkey Love
* '''youtube.com/watch?v=kamRvclVffU''' • Personality Test
* '''youtube.com/watch?v=tQE3OBWp7tQ''' • Secret Agent Man
* '''youtube.com/watch?v=Awr9GGP3--U''' • Secret Message
* '''youtube.com/watch?v=Xf6LHZZaCOU''' • You Are Being Hypnotized
[[Category:Animations]]
[[Category:Other scary images]]
[[Category:Liquid Generation]]
[[Category:Closed websites]]
[[Category:2002]]

The Forest

2017-09-10T12:46:48Z

RogueHarrier: Undo revision 27525 by Fd90079 (talk)

The Forest is a screamer about a forest which supposedly has a ghost in it and you need to find it. At the end of the video, the ghost screams in our face but it's the same ghost from kikia with the scream from The Scary Maze Game which I thought would give my viewers a bigger fright if I made it louder. It's unique because it's like the SC

[[File:Scary_Forest.jpg|thumb|The Forest]]

P 450 Screamer because it's a minute long (except The Forest is longer because it's 1:42 and SCP 450 is 1:04) but

y'know. Also, speaking of SCPs, the ambience of this screamer is the same ambience from SCP 087-B except it's volume is decreased to make you turn up the volume.

The video doesn't have much views at the moment because I just uploaded it but maybe in a couple of months it will be popular. Yes, I made The Forest and I am proud to say it.

== 
Link ==
WARNING: The following video is a really long screamer
* '''youtube.com/watch?v=8u3T-poqB9w'''
[[Category:Other scary images]]
[[Category:Screamers with songs]]
[[Category:Other makers]]
[[Category:Videos]]
[[Category:2017]]

Early Liquid Generation E-Card Sabotages

2017-06-23T23:40:06Z

RogueHarrier: Adding categories

{{Closed}}
[[File:CardCare.png|thumb|220x220px|"Card Care" Loading Screen.]]
In 2002, Liquid Generation released a series of [[:Category:Liquid Generation|Sabotage]] pranks with a similar theme, which usually came in the form of fake e-cards. They were presented in Windows 98/ME style windows, in order to trick people who received these pranks by email into believing that those are standalone applications.

Unlike other Sabotages, the point of most of these pranks was less about scaring the viewer and more about causing embarrassment in the workplace, usually by displaying inappropriate messages with loud sound cues to gain unwanted attention. Nevertheless, they may still startle unsuspecting viewers.

== 007 Loves The Ladies ==
[[File:007.png|thumb|220x220px]]
This prank is about a cartoon version of James Bond, who says in a (rather poorly) impersonated voice: “Sean Connery, James Bond, 007. I love the ladies. 007 loves the ladies. Miss Moneypenny...”

He is then interrupted by a red and yellow screen which says “PORNO!!!”, with erotic music in the background and a female voice which keeps groaning and saying “Oh yeah, give it to me!”.

== Computer Virus ==
[[File:Vir.png|thumb|220x220px]]
The title bar of this prank simply says “Awesome Game!”. It starts out with a basic button labeled “click to start”. Once it is pressed, the flash starts displaying some fake automatically typed messages about accessing the computer's directories, leading up to “Delete all of the contents of drive C. Are you sure? <Y/N>”. It automatically types 'y', and pretends to delete a bunch of files while loud, alarming beeping sounds play in the background.

Then a screen appears saying “your hard drive has been deleted.”, followed by “just kidding.”

== Happy White Seal says "I Love You" ==
[[File:Seal.png|thumb|220x220px]]
The prank's fake title bar says “Somebody loves you!”. It shows an adorable white cartoon seal sitting in an arctic region with animated hearts around it, which says: “Wow, someone must love you really, really a whole lot to send you such a lovely card. I love you so much, from a very special friend.”

Then suddenly, a flashing black and white screen appears, while a voice shouts out “ANALSEX.COM! ALL ANAL! ALL THE TIME!”, which is displayed on the screen in big red letters.

== Monkey Love ==
[[File:Monkey.png|thumb|220x220px]]
Like in the previous prank, the title bar says “Somebody loves you!”. This time, a blue cartoon monkey next to a couple of palm trees near a beach at sunset talks to the viewer, and says: “Somebody sent you this card, 'cause they're real, real interested in getting you some monkey love. If monkey lovin's what you want, then this is what you're gonna get...”

Now a red and yellow screen screen pops up with a voice shouting “CHICKSWITHDICKS.COM! HALF CHICK, HALF DICK! ALL THE TIME!”, which is yet again displayed on the screen in black letters.

== Personality Test ==
[[File:Perstest.png|thumb|220x220px]]
This is presented as a simple ten question personality test where players type in their answers. The quiz is hosted by a person who narrates the questions and makes brief remarks about the answers, which are the same every time, even if the answer field is left blank. (leaving the first answer blank will display 'Name' as a placeholder, though.)

The questions and their respective comments by the host are:

1. Hey there! What's your name?
- Oh, that name's so you.

2. Now tell me your age.
- That's a good, ripe age.

3. What's your favorite color?
- Huh... I thought you would have chosen Mauve or Navajo White.

4. Do you wipe from in front or behind?
- Really?! That's not what my mom taught me!

5. When's the last time you boinked?
- ...you loser.

6. Who is your favorite celebrity?
- Did you know that they are a drugged addicted media whore with a kinky sex life? I'm serious.

7. What's your favorite food?
- Ok. That would explain how fat your ass has become this year.

8. Religiously speaking, who do you believe in?
- Really? I believe in The Beatles because they're bigger than Jesus. I also have this really big soft spot for Ringo.

9. Add these numbers together: 2+2+5+69+4+2+100:
- Good. I think you can move on to Advanced Retarded Kid Math.

10. How do you think you did on this test?
- From the looks of it, I'm not sure what you're going to think of your results. Let's tally the scores...

The flash then pretends to calculate the results, leading to a slowly flashing screen with the player's chosen name on top and the text “YOUR PERSONALITY SUCKS!” in red letters, which is said out loudly by the narrator.

== Secret Agent Man ==
[[File:Secagent.png|thumb|220x220px]]
A cartoony secret agent with an obscured face, who is dressed in nothing but a fedora and a long trench coat, sneaks in from the left with the Pink Panther theme playing in the background. He then taps the screen and directly addresses the viewer, whispering: “Hey you! Yeah, you! Come here, I gotta tell you a secret. Get a little closer, listen up, you. You know what I've got? Check out my...”

He then quickly opens his trench coat, as the camera immediately zooms in on his crotch, which is obscured by a giant clock depicting a horse, as a voice loudly yells out “MASSIVE HORSE CLOCK!!!”.

== Secret Message ==
[[File:Secmessage.png|thumb|220x220px]]
Similar to the White Seal and Monkey Love pranks, a worm inside an apple talks to the viewer, in a window titled “Somebody loves you!”. The worm says: “While you're plugging away at your computer, I thought I'd just leave you this little message. Somebody told me they have a secret about you. I thought you might be interested. Here it goes...”

Then a red and yellow screen appears, saying “MY BOSS IS A PUSSY!!!”, which is loudly shouted out by a voice.

== You Are Being Hypnotized ==
[[File:Hypn.png|thumb|220x220px]]
A hypnotic red and blue pattern is seen moving around the screen. Meanwhile, a voice says: “You are getting sleepy. You are getting very sleepy. You are being hypnotized. You can hardly keep your eyes open.”

Then a human cartoon butt with several pimples suddenly appears with a prolonged fart sound.

== Links ==
NOTE: The following videos contain inappropriate or startling content:
* '''youtube.com/watch?v=MAHGhKaLRNs''' (007 Loves The Ladies)
* '''youtube.com/watch?v=vBoI8fg8Y6Y''' (Computer Virus)
* '''youtube.com/watch?v=6xYzur9Eaas''' (White Seal)
* '''youtube.com/watch?v=Mjfl-wGKq5w''' (Monkey Love)
* '''youtube.com/watch?v=kamRvclVffU''' (Personality Test)
* '''youtube.com/watch?v=tQE3OBWp7tQ''' (Secret Agent Man)
* '''youtube.com/watch?v=Awr9GGP3--U''' (Secret Message)
* '''youtube.com/watch?v=Xf6LHZZaCOU''' (You Are Being Hypnotized)
[[Category:Animations]]
[[Category:Other scary images]]
[[Category:Liquid Generation]]
[[Category:Closed websites]]
[[Category:2002]]

Early Liquid Generation E-Card Sabotages

2017-06-23T23:37:57Z

RogueHarrier: Fixed one link.

Early Liquid Generation E-Card Sabotages

2017-06-23T23:35:14Z

RogueHarrier: New page. I decided to lump them all together since they are very similar and there is not much to say about them individually.

{{Closed}}
[[File:CardCare.png|thumb|220x220px|"Card Care" Loading Screen.]]
In 2002, Liquid Generation released a series of [[:Category:Liquid Generation|Sabotage]] pranks with a similar theme, which usually came in the form of fake e-cards. They were presented in Windows 98/ME style windows, in order to trick people who received these pranks by email into believing that those are standalone applications.

Unlike other Sabotages, the point of most of these pranks was less about scaring the viewer and more about causing embarrassment in the workplace, usually by displaying inappropriate messages with loud sound cues to gain unwanted attention. Nevertheless, they may still startle unsuspecting viewers.

== 007 Loves The Ladies ==
[[File:007.png|thumb|220x220px]]
This prank is about a cartoon version of James Bond, who says in a (rather poorly) impersonated voice: “Sean Connery, James Bond, 007. I love the ladies. 007 loves the ladies. Miss Moneypenny...”

He is then interrupted by a red and yellow screen which says “PORNO!!!”, with erotic music in the background and a female voice which keeps groaning and saying “Oh yeah, give it to me!”.

== Computer Virus ==
[[File:Vir.png|thumb|220x220px]]
The title bar of this prank simply says “Awesome Game!”. It starts out with a basic button labeled “click to start”. Once it is pressed, the flash starts displaying some fake automatically typed messages about accessing the computer's directories, leading up to “Delete all of the contents of drive C. Are you sure? <Y/N>”. It automatically types 'y', and pretends to delete a bunch of files while loud, alarming beeping sounds play in the background.

Then a screen appears saying “your hard drive has been deleted.”, followed by “just kidding.”

== Happy White Seal says "I Love You" ==
[[File:Seal.png|thumb|220x220px]]
The prank's fake title bar says “Somebody loves you!”. It shows an adorable white cartoon seal sitting in an arctic region with animated hearts around it, which says: “Wow, someone must love you really, really a whole lot to send you such a lovely card. I love you so much, from a very special friend.”

Then suddenly, a flashing black and white screen appears, while a voice shouts out “ANALSEX.COM! ALL ANAL! ALL THE TIME!”, which is displayed on the screen in big red letters.

== Monkey Love ==
[[File:Monkey.png|thumb|220x220px]]
Like in the previous prank, the title bar says “Somebody loves you!”. This time, a blue cartoon monkey next to a couple of palm trees near a beach at sunset talks to the viewer, and says: “Somebody sent you this card, 'cause they're real, real interested in getting you some monkey love. If monkey lovin's what you want, then this is what you're gonna get...”

Now a red and yellow screen screen pops up with a voice shouting “CHICKSWITHDICKS.COM! HALF CHICK, HALF DICK! ALL THE TIME!”, which is yet again displayed on the screen in black letters.

== Personality Test ==
[[File:Perstest.png|thumb|220x220px]]
This is presented as a simple ten question personality test where players type in their answers. The quiz is hosted by a person who narrates the questions and makes brief remarks about the answers, which are the same every time, even if the answer field is left blank. (leaving the first answer blank will display 'Name' as a placeholder, though.)

The questions and their respective comments by the host are:

1. Hey there! What's your name?
- Oh, that name's so you.

2. Now tell me your age.
- That's a good, ripe age.

3. What's your favorite color?
- Huh... I thought you would have chosen Mauve or Navajo White.

4. Do you wipe from in front or behind?
- Really?! That's not what my mom taught me!

5. When's the last time you boinked?
- ...you loser.

6. Who is your favorite celebrity?
- Did you know that they are a drugged addicted media whore with a kinky sex life? I'm serious.

7. What's your favorite food?
- Ok. That would explain how fat your ass has become this year.

8. Religiously speaking, who do you believe in?
- Really? I believe in The Beatles because they're bigger than Jesus. I also have this really big soft spot for Ringo.

9. Add these numbers together: 2+2+5+69+4+2+100:
- Good. I think you can move on to Advanced Retarded Kid Math.

10. How do you think you did on this test?
- From the looks of it, I'm not sure what you're going to think of your results. Let's tally the scores...

The flash then pretends to calculate the results, leading to a slowly flashing screen with the player's chosen name on top and the text “YOUR PERSONALITY SUCKS!” in red letters, which is said out loudly by the narrator.

== Secret Agent Man ==
[[File:Secagent.png|thumb|220x220px]]
A cartoony secret agent with an obscured face, who is dressed in nothing but a fedora and a long trench coat, sneaks in from the left with the Pink Panther theme playing in the background. He then taps the screen and directly addresses the viewer, whispering: “Hey you! Yeah, you! Come here, I gotta tell you a secret. Get a little closer, listen up, you. You know what I've got? Check out my...”

He then quickly opens his trench coat, as the camera immediately zooms in on his crotch, which is obscured by a giant clock depicting a horse, as a voice loudly yells out “MASSIVE HORSE CLOCK!!!”.

== Secret Message ==
[[File:Secmessage.png|thumb|220x220px]]
Similar to the White Seal and Monkey Love pranks, a worm inside an apple talks to the viewer, in a window titled “Somebody loves you!”. The worm says: “While you're plugging away at your computer, I thought I'd just leave you this little message. Somebody told me they have a secret about you. I thought you might be interested. Here it goes...”

Then a red and yellow screen appears, saying “MY BOSS IS A PUSSY!!!”, which is loudly shouted out by a voice.

== You Are Being Hypnotized ==
[[File:Hypn.png|thumb|220x220px]]
A hypnotic red and blue pattern is seen moving around the screen. Meanwhile, a voice says: “You are getting sleepy. You are getting very sleepy. You are being hypnotized. You can hardly keep your eyes open.”

Then a human cartoon butt with several pimples suddenly appears with a prolonged fart sound.

== Links ==
NOTE: The following videos contain inappropriate or startling content:
* '''youtube.com/watch?v=MAHGhKaLRNs''' (007 Loves The Ladies)
* '''youtube.com/watch?v=vBoI8fg8Y6Y''' (Computer Virus)
* '''youtube.com/watch?v=6xYzur9Eaas''' (White Seal)
* '''youtube.com/watch?v=Mjfl-wGKq5w''' (Monkey Love)
* '''youtube.com/watch?v=kamRvclVffU''' (Personality Test)
* '''youtube.com/watch?v=tQE3OBWp7tQ''' (Secret Agent Man)
* '''youtube.com/watch?v=Awr9GGP3—U''' (Secret Message)
* '''youtube.com/watch?v=Xf6LHZZaCOU''' (You Are Being Hypnotized)