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Ghost when I was brushing my hair.

2023-11-01T21:31:26Z

DevinMillar:

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|name = Ghost when I was brushing my hair.
|image = Ghostmirrorkid.png
|maker = Devin Millar
|type = YouTube video
|date = May 14, 2020 (Recorded in 2019)
|imagecaption = Screenshot of the video.
}}
'''Ghost when I was brushing my hair''' is a [[screamer]] video uploaded on May 14, 2020, by American YouTuber, [[Devin Millar]] (or Finder Lurker) the video appears to be edited together by the creator, and takes its inspiration from [[Creepy Grudge Ghost Girl in the Mirror]].

It starts with Devin brushing his hair in the bathroom in front of a mirror. After a while of him just continuing to brush it, right before he does it again, he turns to the camera with a demonic face with empty eyes, scaley skin, white pupils, and an empty black face and smiles and screams at the camera.

==Link==
NOTE: The following videos contains a [[screamer]]!
* youtube.com/watch?v=yrHi8V-MlfE
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Little Dancing Girl (2020 Remake)

2023-11-01T21:30:22Z

DevinMillar:

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|title = Little Dancing Girl (2021 Remake)/Ballerina Girl (2021 Remake)
|image = Little_dancing_girl_thumbnail.png
|maker = Devin Millar
|type = [[YouTube]] Video
|date = 2021
|imagecaption = The girl beginning to dance.
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'''Little Dancing Girl (Remake)''' is a [[screamer]] video created by [[Devin Millar]] under his Finder Lurker alias. The video, as the title claims, is an attempted remake of [[Little Dancing Girl]], a classic [[screamer]] video from 2008.

The video shows a room that resembles the one in the original video, with a television displaying static on the right side of the screen, close to the camera and overlooking the hallway. A girl dressed in a white ballerina dress enters the room and starts dancing elegantly to a remade version of the piano soundtrack from the original video. However, after 19 seconds, the girl goes out of sight after spinning around. A second later, a red, shadowy creature with a giant black mouth, and with buns in its hair jumps up quickly and screams at the camera. The scream is similar but was remade to match the likeness filmed by Devin himself. An interesting thing to note is that the video uses random effects on the video part to give a more familiar feel to the original [[screamer]].

Additionally, the girl dancing in the video is actually Devin's ex-girlfriend Emily. The video was filmed in the Summer of 2019 (they were already split up at the time, but still friends), but uploaded in January of 2021 due to Devin finding it in his hard drive 2 years later.
==Link==
NOTE: The following videos contain a [[screamer]]!
*youtube.com/watch?v=NcI2BVJUDks

===Languages===
*[[Little Dancing Girl (2021 Remake)/French|This article is also available in French]]
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Finder Lurker's Modern K-fee Commercials

2023-11-01T21:27:50Z

DevinMillar: /* The commercials */

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|image = FL2.JPG
|maker = [[Devin Millar]]
|type = Screamer Parodies
|date = Summer 2019
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In the summer of 2019, American musician, animator, and [[YouTube]]r [[Devin Millar]], under his [[Finder Lurker]] alias created 21 videos of what "modernized" advertisements for the now-defunct coffee-flavored energy drink company [[K-fee]] would’ve looked like. These commercials are similar to the [[K-fee commercials|original advertisements]] the company had originally made.

Devin originally claimed the ads were official but this was proven to be false. Devin did the editing, filming, narration, and even the monster all himself.

==The commercials==
There are English, German, Espresso, Radio, and even poster advertisements of the commercials all created by Finder Lurker, and they are all in similar formulas to the original advertisements. They all start with a peaceful scene along with peaceful music before getting briefly interrupted by a monster at the end screaming and possibly scaring the viewer. Except instead of Adam, or Brad Johnson, it is Devin Millar himself as a Demonic Ghost-like creature with dark eyes and a long smile. (Similar to that of Jeff the Killer, or Momo.)
* '''Concert''': The video starts with an EDM concert in the middle of a desert at sunset, and as everyone claps, the beat builds up and up, and then right before the beat drops, a ghost-like demon jumps up, screams, and shakes their head. Filmed in Coachella Valley, California.
* '''Apex''': It starts with a peaceful scene of a house on top of a hill on a beautiful sunny day with clouds, and then at a certain point, the camera stops moving and we focus on just the house, and then from out of nowhere, the ghost-like demon jumps up, screaming, and shaking its head. Filmed in Yacolt, Washington.<ref>45.819746, -122.369010</ref>
* '''Truck''': It starts with a truck on a half sunny-half cloudy day and it's carrying a giant cargo in a neighborhood. As soon as the truck leaves the scene the ghost-like creature hangs upside down screaming. This is the same screamer footage as the concert one but it's vertically flipped and lightened up and with a different filter. Filmed in Camas, Washington.
* '''Playground''': It starts with an empty playground in a neighborhood while hearing motorcycles driving in the background. Then we see all of the swings, the skatepark, and a kiddie ride, and then it shows the playground in full view again, and then after a couple of seconds of showing it, the ghost-like creature jumps up screaming. This is the only commercial without any filters. Filmed in Yacolt, Washington.
* '''River''': This advertisement starts with a river on a giant rock overlooking the place at sunset with peaceful piano music with cars passing by the cliff. Then after a while, the monster jumps from upside-down screaming. Filmed in Moulton Falls, Yacolt, Washington.
* '''Bike''': The ad starts with a peaceful scene with a bike next to a tree on a sunny day, and then eventually the camera pans across to show the entire scene, and then it stops at a certain point similar to the meadow commercial, and then suddenly the ghost-like creature jumps up from upside down and screams. This is the same footage as the River one but horizontally flipped, brightened, and with a different filter. Filmed in Dole Valley, Yacolt, Washington.
* '''Farm''': It starts with an aerial view of a farm with some cows in it, and then after a couple of seconds when the country music that's playing comes to its conclusion, the ghost-like monster jumps up screaming, with its face obscured by the darkness of the sunset. This is the same footage as the Playground one but with a darker filter. Filmed in Yacolt Mountain, Yacolt, Washington.
* '''Neon''': It starts with a very lit view of Fremont Street in Las Vegas, and then after a while of showing everyone walking around and all, the monster with its hair tied up in a bun and with burnt eyes jumps down screaming. This is one of the scariest variants as there is no warning before the screamer comes. Filmed in Las Vegas, Nevada.
* '''Clock Tower''': It starts with the Clock Tower with fish all over it as the camera pans up to show it ringing its bells. Then after a couple of hits showing what time it is, the monster, now with mangled skin and white glowing eyes jumps down and shakes its head screaming. Filmed in Vancouver, Washington. <ref>https://www.google.com/maps/place/Salmon+Run+Bell+Tower/@45.6260816,-122.6745784,18z/data=!4m5!3m4!1s0x0:0xad0c4ac646e43a25!8m2!3d45.6259147!4d-122.6743906</ref>
* '''Mountain''': It starts with a view of the top of a mountain with other mountains surrounding it with very campy music playing, and then after a while, the monster jumps down screaming.
* '''Dock''': It starts with a dock with restaurants and a person walking on it with a fancy coat on at sunset, and then as soon as the person is beginning to leave the scene the monster jumps up screaming. This uses the same screamer footage as the Clock Tower but with a different filter and vertically flipped.
* '''Wonderland''': It shows a green and wonderful forest cliff in a sunshower, with enchanting piano music playing in the background. It then shows a weed with some thorns, and some parts of the forest as well. It then shows the cliff again, and after a while of focusing on this shot, the Ghost monster jumps down and screams at the camera.
* '''Vegas''': It shows a view of Las Vegas with people talking, casino noises of slot machines and announcers in the background, and live blues music playing in the background. It then pans over to show more, and then suddenly the Ghost monster jumps down screaming, notably now wearing a sundress along with having mangled skin.
* '''Pool''': It shows a giant swimming pool with some Reggae EDM music playing in the background at a resort with lots of people at it, a bar, and a water slide. Pretty soon it pans over to show the giant water slide going through a Shark tank. Then the camera stops moving, and after a while of showing this, the Ghost monster jumps up and screams at the camera.
* '''Morning''': It shows a couple of plants in a dawn setting on a farm. After a while of showing around the area for a little bit, the Ghost monster jumps up screaming at the camera.
* '''Creek''': It shows a small river on a sunny day in an elegant way with relaxing meditation music playing in the background. After a while, the Ghost monster jumps up screaming. This one is scarier due to the lack of a warning before the jumpscare happens.
* '''Market''': It starts with a marketplace with some seating, a glass elevator, and people walking around with relaxing Jazz music being played in the background. Then after a while of showing this shot, suddenly the Ghost monster jumps up screaming at the camera.
* '''Village''': It shows a small town and some Techno music playing in the background until it pans over. Right when it does, suddenly the Ghost now looking angry jumps up and screams.
* '''Bridge''': It shows a railroad track bridge along with the forest area surrounding it. After showing the bridge again, suddenly the Ghost monsters jump up with glowing eyes and sharp teeth.
* '''River Bridge:''' It shows a river, some parts of a forest, and then a giant bridge overlooking the entire area. Then suddenly, when it shows this shot, the Ghost monster jumps down and screams.
* '''Sunset:''' It shows a sunset sky, and then a couple holding hands watching it. Then it shows the environment and then the sky again, and then suddenly the Ghost monster hangs down and screams.

==Light commercials==
There were also, "Light" versions similar to the original ones for the original commercials made by the same company, but this time it was Finder Lurker's version. The music is even slightly higher pitched in the same way to match the original atmosphere of the original video advertisements.
* '''''Neon''''': It features the same Las Vegas Fremont scene from the original commercial of the same name but instead of the ghost-like creature jumping up, it's a polar bear puppet jumping up and giggling, with it being very obvious it's about to jump at the bottom of the screen before it does. It then quickly shows an illustration of the bottle with the same teenage boy talking about the product along with the same child whispering as from the original commercials.
* '''''Concert''''': It features the same concert footage but instead of the monster jumping up, it's a Buddha statue clumsily going up and the music stops. It then quickly shows the illustration of the bottle with the same teenage boy talking about the product along with the same child whispering as from the original commercials.
* '''''River''''': It shows the same river scene with the cars passing by the cliff, and the camera on a rocky shore, but instead of the ghost-like creature popping up, a white teddy bear pops up and giggles while going, "Boo!" It then quickly shows the illustration of the bottle with the same teenage boy talking about the product along with the same child whispering as from the original commercials.
* '''''Playground''''': It shows the same footage as the original one but instead of the ghost-like creature jumping up, instead it's a monkey puppet jumping up saying, "Ooo ooo monkey!" It then quickly shows the illustration of the bottle with the same teenage boy talking about the product along with the same child whispering as from the original commercials.

==Radio commercials==
Finder Lurker also went far enough to create "Radio" versions of the advertisements as well. These are all done in the same style as the original radio advertisements but with
* '''''Bar''''': It's a conversation between a man and a bartender in an East Coast-esque bar and the bartender says, "Oh! Hi! Why the long face?" Then the man is depressed and says, "She dumped me. I'm gonna lose my kids and my house." And then the bartender thinks and then says," Hm. I got an idea! Um, it's a little bit of a long story, but, I know how you get your life back together. Alright, so all you have to do, is-" And then getting interrupted by the same scream as the screamer commercials, and then very shortly the two kids, the teenage boy, and the whispering child talk about the product and its details.
* '''''YouTuber''''': A dubstep song plays with a male narrator saying, "My name is Rapping Ranger! I am the best gaming channel that involves anything to do with shooting and racing, and I am the one person with the most subscribers! Please subscribe-follow for more videos, ha, and be sure to follow me on all of my social-" Then interrupted by the scream, and then the teenage boy and child talking about the product.
* '''''Music Festival''''': You hear a boom and a crowd cheering and a male DJ announcing, "What is up now Cloud Festival! We are going to rock this fucking house! Now on the count of three, we're going to blow this party to the moon! Three, two, one-" And then getting interrupted by the scream along with a teenage boy, and a childlike voice saying the product's name and details about it.
* '''''Airplane''''': We hear a little boy asking his mom on an airplane, "Mommy mommy! How long until we get to Paris?" Then the mom answers, "We have only 3 hours, our plane took off 5 hours ago." Then the kid laments saying, "Aww, that's gonna take 300 years!" Then the mom reassures him, "No it's won't I can read you a story." Then he agrees and after a couple of seconds the plane starts to go through some turbulence, and the kid gasps and asks his mom, "What was that mommy?" Then the mommy says, "Oh don't worry sweetie, that's just a little-" Then her sentence gets interrupted by the scream, along with all of the narrators saying all of the product details and all like the other radio ads and all.
*'''''Restaurant Ad''''': We hear happy pop guitar music along with a male narrator saying, "Have you ever wanted a BBQ and a foot massage at the same time? Well stop right there and let me tell you about it! Here are Quacker's BBQ and Foot Massage, we have all kinds of deals including Kid's Meals, Kid's Massages, and so much much much much more for the adults! With a cross between a greasy spoon and a foot massage place, we have all kinds of things in store. Also be sure to bring your family, friends, and don't forget to support the cause of everything we got here at-" Then the sentence gets interrupted by the same scream from the commercials, and then it goes into this time scary-sounding trap music along with a new teenage by talking about the product and it's detailed, and then being followed by a re-recording of the child whispering.
*'''''Product Ad''''': We hear happy-sounding whistling music along with a male narrator saying, "With Sandy's glove wipes, we can ensure your home is clean and you are well. They are completely contactless, nobody will ever know you even used them." Then the sentence gets interrupted by the scream, following the same scary-sounding trap music along with the new teenage boy and the whispering child saying the product and its details.
*'''''Play Ad''''': It starts with some dramatic music with a male narrator saying, "Experience the beauty, the sheer joy, and everything in between. Experience. "The Wanda Hills" coming this weekend with kids and adults only 50% off. And don't forget to bring your-" Then the sentence gets interrupted by the same scream, and then some scary-sounding trap music along with the new teenage boy and the whispering child saying the product name and details.

==Magazine Advertisements==
Finder Lurker also had created, "Magazine" advertisements that had artwork of disturbing imagery of cartoon teenagers and children killing their parents, authority figures, and vice versa, and of very obscure art intended to wake up the viewers in the same way as the original magazine ads. Despite being called, "Magazine" ads, none of these appeared in any real-life magazine issues and, are only based on the likeness of the original magazine ads.

==Espresso Advertisements==
Finder Lurker had also created, "Espresso" advertisements which are very short videos with scaled-down screamers usually in the Instagram/TikTok format, and specifically designed for such. They usually feature some kind of, "Challenge" or meme-related thing for a couple of seconds, or sometimes even minutes, depending on the theme, before the ghost-like creature jumps up or down from either side of the screen screaming for a short period before ducking and then showing the product information. In this case, it's advertising their, "Espresso To-Go" drinks from the company's old, and one of their original websites from 2008 that they previously had advertised, which can even be seen on the [[Wayback Machine]] revisions. There never used to be any advertisements for this and that is why Finder Lurker had particularly made it a thing.

==Cast & Crew==
* '''Director''': Devin Millar
* '''Producer''': Devin Millar
* '''Editor & Compositor''': Devin Millar
* '''Camera Crew''': Devin Millar
* '''Actors''': Devin Millar (Ghost-like Demon Creature)
* '''Platforms''': YouTube

== Trivia ==
* The Buddha statue from the "Light" version of the "Concert" advertisement is a direct nod to the Buddha advertisement from the official commercials.
* Due to the rather advanced nature of the advertisements, unlike a lot of other K-fee parodies, many K-fee fans believed the advertisements were official. They are even treated as such in the community.
* According to Devin, the background footage was taken in 2016.
* There is a small rumor that these advertisements were originally on the K-fee official site and that they were deleted, but this was never proven. The website went defunct in 2011 also.
* This is the only series of screamers Devin did where he did not do the scream himself to match the likeness of the original advertisements and keep the same spirit and atmosphere.
* A running gag throughout the creation of these advertisements was "recipe" being misspelled as "recipie".
* Originally Devin was going to use all of his friends as unique monsters for each video, but this was scrapped.
* Before 2021, all of the new commercial parodies had a 2D animated can of K-fee at the end showcasing the product, and now it has a CG can of K-fee instead along with re-recordings of the narrators.
* On 8th June 2021, Devin uploaded a compilation of the original K-fee commercials from 2004 to the Finder Lurker channel, with the jumpscares featuring his ghost-like monsters in place of the usual zombie and gargoyle.
* Devin narrates the commercials in a British accent to match the fact that the K-fee ads were largely aired there for the English-speaking audience.
* Everything was filmed in [[wikipedia:Las Vegas|Las Vegas]], [[wikipedia:Nevada|Nevada]], [[wikipedia:Los Angeles|Los Angeles]], [[wikipedia:California|California]], and [[wikipedia:Vancouver|Vancouver]], [[wikipedia:Washington (state)|Washington]]/[[wikipedia:Portland, Oregon|Portland, Oregon]].

==Links==
NOTE: The following videos contain [[screamers]]!
*'''Concert''': youtube.com/watch?v=_BEe9leFtZI
*'''Truck''': youtube.com/watch?v=Zzr_pNU_xYU
*'''River''': youtube.com/watch?v=kj4gjGEM8t4
*'''Playground''': youtube.com/watch?v=Igp_6nL3KtA
*'''Bike''': youtube.com/watch?v=IpBLL444GKI
*'''Apex''': youtube.com/watch?v=K3tCwj75yuU
*'''Farm''': youtube.com/watch?v=1FoDxAIGm28
*'''Neon''': youtube.com/watch?v=WS7CiT6d0Hk
*'''Clock Tower:''' youtube.com/watch?v=9iZfERbg1mY
*'''Dock:''' youtube.com/watch?v=obNY9l_WYDk
*'''Mountain:''' youtube.com/watch?v=oRz55s3awFk
*'''Wonderland''': youtube.com/watch?v=jKkoie5zV4A
*'''Vegas''': youtube.com/watch?v=CQOT60mIW8Y
*'''Pool''': youtube.com/watch?v=wgj-esS1igY
*'''Morning''': youtube.com/watch?v=9kJbzNrI8A4
*'''Creek''': youtube.com/watch?v=KvCP3aDK7sw
*'''Market''': youtube.com/watch?v=uWSnySri9wo
*'''Original Commercials (Finder Lurker Edit):''' youtube.com/watch?v=S7deQdhU3Rc
*'''Dock Returns:''' youtube.com/watch?v=UlYha_H3CWY
*'''Clock Tower Returns:''' youtube.com/watch?v=unWpRsgwNfU
*'''Village''': youtube.com/watch?v=YytBoVcdtPQ
*'''Bridge:''' youtube.com/watch?v=wFC6fnDAGn0
*'''River Bridge''': youtube.com/watch?v=g5AVcaCsJ_U
*'''Sunset''': youtube.com/watch?v=56tlygGUPiA
===Lite Versions===
*'''Concert''': youtube.com/watch?v=IFqAa5u9Z7g
*'''Playground''': youtube.com/watch?v=HmqDv98qEGg
*'''River''': youtube.com/watch?v=IoXQebQRoxQ
*'''Neon''': youtube.com/watch?v=0cadNbgGAaA

==References==
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* 45.831099, -122.385630 (River Bridge)
* 45.819709, -122.368623 (Apex)
* 45.626004, -122.674455 (Clock Tower)
* 33.683437, -116.238598 (Concert)
* 45.588299, -122.393146 (Truck)
* 36.169682, -115.141683 (Neon)
* youtube.com/watch?v=APpqWBzQ8QU (K-fee Documentary)
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2023-11-01T21:25:42Z

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K-fee Wide Awake commercials

2020-10-11T21:26:03Z

DevinMillar: Added some stuff.

{{Infobox
|Name = K-fee commercials
|Picture = K-fee Car.png
|Quote = A screenshot from the '''K-fee Car''' commercial.
|Maker = K-fee, Jung von Matt, Cobblestone Filmproduktion
|Release date = April, 2005 ''(recorded in 2004)''
|Type = Television commercial
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In April 2005, a German beverage company named '''K-fee''' released nine 20-second long television commercials as part of their ''Wide Awake'' campaign to advertise their coffee drink. These commercials have been heavily criticized for their content and many feel that the adverts are very uncommercial and upsetting, though its shocking visual is built to simulate the effect that the product has on the viewer.

The commercials consist of a peaceful scene, such as a car driving down a grassy hillside to soothing music. However, at some point in the ad, the scene gets briefly interrupted by either a zombie or a gargoyle screaming at the camera, followed by the company's slogan and the product.

K-fee received a lot of complaints from their viewers, and soon after that, the ads stopped being aired on television. Some people say that on some other occasions, a warning message was displayed before the advert played, informing any young children, individuals who are easily scared and people with heart or certain health conditions to not view the footage. However, this is unproven.

An episode of ''{{Wikipedia|The Tonight Show with Jay Leno}}'', aired in April 2005, featured a segment where the audience and Jay reacted to K-fee's ''Car'' commercial. It was hosted on K-fee's official website back in 2004 to 2007 along with the other adverts. The K-fee ''Car'' commercial was also featured in 2005 on ''Tarrant on TV'', a famous British show, as well as on ''America's Funniest Home Videos''.

== '''The commercials''' ==
Each commercial had a German version and an English version, with the captions at the end in the respective language. There were also either a zombie or a gargoyle at the end of each advert. The zombie was played by American actor Brad Johnson, and the gargoyle was played by his brother, ''Adam Johnson''. These ads were first aired on television on April 30th, 2005. [[File:K-fee_zombie.jpg|thumb|250px|The K-fee zombie actor, Brad Johnson]]

=== '''Commercials featuring the zombie''' ===
* '''Car ''(Auto in German)''''': The commercial begins with a relaxing scene of a white car driving down a grassy hillside to soothing music. When the car passes behind a large tree, the camera follows. Once it pans off the tree, the car is gone. Then, a zombie suddenly pops into the scene very briefly accompanied by a frightening scream, scaring the viewer. This commercial is more commonly known as ''Ghost Car, Spooky Car'' or the ''Scary Car Commercial''
* '''Fishing ''(Angler in German)''''': This shows a man fishing in a lake, and not long afterwards the zombie appears, surprisingly not looking directly into the camera as it screams.
* '''Yoga''': This shows a person practicing yoga on a cliff, and as soon as the person lifts their hand, the zombie seemingly appears out of nowhere, screaming. Its face is obscured by the dark. This commercial was likely filmed at {{Wikipedia|Joshua Tree National Park}}<ref>34° 00′ 58.18″ N, 116° 09′ 34.27″ W</ref>.
* '''Meadow ''(Wiese in German)''''': The video starts out with a field of wild flowers and a pollinating bee. It then cuts to a meadow with some bicycles leaning against a large tree, and the camera stops moving at a certain point. Not long afterwards, the zombie shows up from the left side of the screen and screams.
* '''Surfing''': This is a far away view of a person on a beach going to the ocean to go surfing. Then the zombie appears from the right side of the screen and screams.

[[File:K-fee_gargoyle.jpg|thumb|250px|The K-fee gargoyle actor, Adam Johnson]]

=== '''Commercials featuring the gargoyle''' ===
* '''Beach ''(Strand in German)''''': This depicts two lovers on a beach about to kiss, and just as they do, the gargoyle jumps up screaming from the bottom of the screen, blocking the view, with blood dripping from its mouth. K-fee Beach was filmed at Santa Monica.
* '''Boardwalk ''(Weg in German)''''': This shows a relaxing scene of a boardwalk near a beach, with a jogger in the distance who can be heard breathing, and soon stops to take a break and look at the beach. The camera then pans to the beach as well, and shortly after it stops moving, the gargoyle appears upside-down and screams. This commercial is also known as ''Beach 2''.
* '''Buddha''': This depicts a woman sitting in a garden, meditating near a Buddha statue. The camera briefly cuts to the statue and then to the woman, and when it moves away to its original view, the gargoyle jumps up screaming. Its face is so close to the camera that it is out of focus.
* '''Golf''': A man is shown golfing from far away. Eventually, a faint putting sound is heard, and shortly afterwards, the gargoyle appears upside-down and screams. This is the only spot that does not include any background music. This commercial was likely filmed at PGA West's [https://www.pgawest.com/arnold-palmer-private-course Arnold Palmer Private Course] in Palm Springs, CA.

=='''K-fee radio advertisements'''==
In December 2004, K-fee released four radio advertisements: ''Investment'', ''Love'', ''Relaxation'' and ''Christmas''. The ads were available in English and German.

=== '''Investment''' ===
* '''''English version '''(0:29)'': The ad starts with a man saying the following: "Would you like to know how to make more of your money? Then, listen carefully. We've got an investment tip for you which promises top returns. This investment will guarantee you a worry-free life and allow you to fulfill cherished dreams. All with a monthly payment starting from just 20 euros. All you have to do..." Then, the sentence gets interrupted by the same loud scream used in the other K-fee commercials. Then, a voice reads "Ever been so wide awake? K-fee. Canned caffeine with coffee."
* '''''German version''' (0:26)'': "Möchten Sie wissen, wie Sie mehr aus Ihrem Geld machen? Dann hören Sie jetzt gut zu. Wir haben für Sie einen Anlagetipp mit einer Top-Rendite. Diese Anlage garantiert Ihnen ein sorgenfreies Leben. Und erlaubt es Ihnen, lang gehegte Wünsche zu erfüllen. Und das bereits ab einer monatlichen Einzahlung von nur 20 Euro. Sie müssen einfach nur..."

=== '''Love''' ===
* '''''English version '''(0:33)'': The ad starts with lullaby music and young girl's voice saying the following: "Mummy mummy, how much do you love me?" Then, a woman's voice says: "I love you from here to the moon." "How far is that?" "Hm. It's so far." "Is that so much?" "Yes, my love. I love you so much. Now close your eyes sweetie, and listen while I read you a story. Once upon a time, there was a little dormouse called Piff. One day, it went..." Then, the sentence gets interrupted by the same loud scream used in the other K-fee commercials. Then, a voice reads "Ever been so wide awake? K-fee. Canned caffeine with coffee."
* '''''German version''' (0:37)'': Kind: "Mama, Mama, wie lieb hast du mich?" Mama: "Ich hab dich von hier bis zum Mond lieb!" Kind: "Wie weit ist denn das?" Mama: "Das ist sooooo weit." Kind: "Ist das soooo doll?" Mama: "Ja, mein Süßes. Soooo doll lieb hab ich dich. Und jetzt macht mein kleines Krümelchen mal die Augen zu und hört schön hin, denn jetzt les ich dir noch eine kleine Geschichte vor… Es war einmal eine kleine Haselmaus namens Piff. Eines Morgens…"

=== '''Relaxation''' ===
* '''''English version''' (0:49)'': The ad starts with the same music used in the K-fee Buddha commercial. Then, a soft-spoken woman's voice saying the following: "And now, an exercise to help you relax. Make yourself comfortable. Close your eyes. Breathe in deeply through your nose. Keep your mouth shut. Feel that deep breath go down to your tummy. In, and out. And in, and out. And in, and out. And in, and..." Then, the sentence gets interrupted by the same loud scream used in the other K-fee commercials. Then, a voice reads "Ever been so wide awake? K-fee. Canned caffeine with coffee."

* '''''German version '''(0:38)'': "Zu Ihrer Entspannung nun eine Übung. Machen Sie es sich bequem. Schließen Sie die Augen, atmen Sie durch die Nase tief ein. Der Mund bleibt dabei geschlossen. Atmen Sie tief in den Unterbauch. Ein, und aus. Und ein, und aus. Und ein, und…"

=== '''Christmas''' ===
* '''''English version''''' ''(0:51)'': The ad starts with the sound of a clock ticking. Then, a Santa Claus voice says the following: "Ah, Christmas time again at last. And we all have such wonderful childhood memories. Pretty little crooked houses, with chimneys puffing out trails of smoke. Ha, yes. And the icicles glistening in the moonlight all around. The snow crunches softly under our feet, and when we come into the cozy warmth of our houses, the smell of delicious baked apples and freshly baked mince pies, and oh how excited we are when we finally, finally hear the sound signalling the arrival of Christmas day"; the sentence then gets interrupted by the same loud scream used in the other K-fee commercials. Then, a voice reads "Ever been so wide awake? K-fee. Canned caffeine with coffee."
* '''''German version''' (1:02)'': "Aaaaach, endlich ist wieder Weihnachtszeit und wir haben wieder all die schönen Erinnerungen an unsere Kindheit im Kopf. Die hübschen windschiefen Häuselein, aus deren Schornsteinen sich kleine Rauchfähnchen kräuseln. Ach, und die Eiszapfen allüberall, die im Mondenschein glitzern. Leise knirscht der Schnee unter unseren Sohlen, und wenn wir die behagliche Wärme unserer Häuslein betreten, dann duftet es schon nach Bratäpfelchen und frischgebackenen Rosinenmännlein. Hei, wie aufgeregt wir werden, wenn wir dann endlich, endlich am heiligen Abend das Signal zur Bescherung hören."

== '''K-fee light-version advertisements''' ==
In December 2005, K-fee released new commercials for their line of Latte macchiato drinks that parodied their own prank flash-style commercials. Using the footage from three of K-fee's most popular commercials (Auto, Beach, and Golf), the company replaced the zombie or gargoyle at the end of the ad with a less frightening image, followed by the text "Jetzt auch mit weniger Koffein." (which translates as "Now also available with less caffeine") and a picture of a Latte Macchiato or Latte Macchiato Vanilla bottle. The Latte Macchiato commercials were only made in German, and used the same soundtracks from the originals with a higher pitch. These ads were first aired on television on December 27th, 2005.
* '''Beach ''(Light)''''': A smiling teddy bear (possibly a hand puppet) appears instead of the gargoyle and giggles. The piano music in the background is higher pitched than in the original version. This spot advertises K-fee Latte Macchiato Classic.
* '''Auto ''(Light)''''': A man in a light polo shirt appears from the bottom instead of the zombie and softly says “Boo!” in an effeminate, almost teasing voice. Once again, the background music is higher pitched, and the advertised product is K-fee Latte Macchiato Classic.
* '''Golf ''(Light)''''': A man in a Demon mask appears from below instead of the upside-down gargoyle from above and says “Roooaaar!” in a calm voice. He can already be seen clumsily attempting to hide at the bottom of the screen before he rises up. There are more birds chirping in the background than in the original version. This spot advertises K-fee Latte Macchiato Vanilla.

== '''K-fee magazine advertisements''' ==
Between December 2006 and February 2009, K-fee released multiple picture based advertisements within magazine's presumably in Germany. Not much is known about these advertisements, such as what magazines they appeared in.

== '''Awards''' ==
K-fee has won two awards for their advertisements.
* '''Clio Awards 2005''' (Bronze Award): K-fee's ''Investment'', ''Love'', ''Relaxation'' and ''Christmas'' radio advertisements. <ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20060322124946/http://www.clioawards.com/awards/index.cfm?page=2&medium=ra&prize=gc&search=0</ref>
* '''Cannes Lions 2005''' (Silver Award): K-fee's Car, Golf and Beach television commercials. <ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20051001011222/http://www.canneslions.com/winners/pdf/CL2005_Film_Winners.pdf</ref>
* '''Shots Award 2004. Issue #83''': K-fee's ''Beach'' and ''Golf'' television commercials.<ref>video.screamer.wiki/videos/watch/f6744986-845c-4a17-aec4-184a1634891f</ref>

== '''Cast & Crew''' ==
[[File:K-fee crew.jpg|thumb|220x220px|The '''K-fee crew''' on recording set, June 10th, 2004.]]
*'''Director''': Kai Sehr
*'''Actors''': Brad Johnson ''(Zombie)'', Adam Johnson ''(Gargoyle / Batboy)''
*'''Producer''': Kai Stoecker
*'''Advertising Agency''': Jung von Matt (Hamburg, Germany)
*'''Creative Directors''': Costantin Kaloff, Ove Gley
*'''Art Director''': Frank Aldorf
*'''Production Company''': Cobblestone Filmproduktion
*'''Sound Design''': Doublehead
*'''Post Production''': Deli Pictures
*'''Copywriters''': Daniel Frericks, Eskil Puhl
*'''Aired on the following channels''': ProSieben, Kabel Eins, Sat 1

== '''Parodies''' ==
On the Internet, an alternate ending shows, instead of the product and the slogan, the text: "'''Now...Go Change Your Shorts And Get Back To Work!'''" in Arial Black instead of the normal ending; the video has gained over 12 million views as of 2018.<ref>youtube.com/watch?v=HqGsT6VM8Vg Version with alternate text.</ref> Other manifestations of this ad include being sent as part of a chain-mail which supposedly depicts a ghost appearing during the filming of a television ad (sometimes from Great Britain); the viewer is instructed to follow the car closely, as a "mist" is supposed to appear next to the car at some point. The "mist", of course, never does appear, and the commercial plays out as described above, much to the chagrin of the viewer.

=== '''Re-enactments''' ===
[[YouTube]] user Timotunes began uploading a series of [[K-fee Commercial Re-enactments (Timotunes)|re-enactment videos]] starting in October 2016 as a tribute to the original K-Fee commercials. They follow the same concept as the original ads, showing a few seconds of unrelated footage, which eventually gets interrupted by the K-fee zombie or gargoyle.

In addition to the re-enactments, Timotunes also uploaded the footage of the zombie and gargoyle with a green screen or purple screen effect, allowing viewers to create their own versions of the commercials.

=== '''The Amazing World of Gumball''' ===
In the Cartoon Network animated series ''{{Wikipedia|The Amazing World of Gumball}}'', the episode named "The Internet", parodies the K-fee commercials. In one scene, Gumball and Darwin appear randomly browsing the web while watching videos. Among these videos, they come across what is implied to be the K-fee Car ad.<ref>https://www.amazon.com/gp/video/detail/B00DI3AZDI/ref=atv_dp#btf-product-details The Internet episode.</ref>

Gumball watches the video, commenting on the white car driving through the hills and staring closely at the screen, when suddenly the loud scream is heard, causing him to have an intense reaction which gets recorded and posted to the web. The rest of the episode involves Gumball trying to get the video removed, which has given him unwanted fame.<ref>The Amazing World of Gumball, Gumball | Uploading An Embarrassing Video | The Internet | Cartoon Network, retrieved 2018-12-26 https://youtu.be/jjq_LkeTuyE?t=19s</ref>

== '''Gallery''' ==
<gallery captiontextcolor="#ffffff" bordercolor="#E87057" bordersize="small" captionsize="large" captionalign="center" widths="200" position="center" spacing="small">
So wach warst du noch nie.png|"So wach warst du noch nie."
Kaffee in hohen Dosen.png|"Kaffee in hohen Dosen"
Ever been so wide awake.png|"Ever been so wide awake?"
Canned caffeine with coffee.png|"Canned caffeine with coffee."
Canned caffeine with coffee 2.png|"Canned caffeine with coffee." (Alternate)
K-fee.png|The K-fee logo.
K-fee Latte Macchiato Classic.png|Latte Macchiato Classic bottle.
K-fee Latte Macchiato Vanilla.png|Latte Macchiato Vanilla bottle.
K-fee Turbodrink.png|A can of K-fee Turbodrink.
K-fee crew.jpg|The '''K-fee crew''' on June 10th, 2004.
K-fee zombie.jpg|Brad Johnson, the K-fee zombie actor.
K-fee gargoyle.jpg|Adam Johnson, the K-fee gargoyle actor.
K-fee Zombie and Batboy.jpg|Brad ''(Zombie)'' and Adam ''(Batboy)'' on the recording set.
K-fee June 2004.jpg|Adam Johnson being turned into Batboy.
K-fee Car.png|K-fee ''Car'' commercial.
K-fee Beach.png|K-fee ''Beach'' commercial.
K-fee Golf.png|K-fee ''Golf'' commercial.
K-fee Yoga.png|K-fee ''Yoga'' commercial.
K-fee Fishing.png|K-fee ''Fishing'' commercial.
K-fee Buddha.png|K-fee ''Buddha'' commercial.
K-fee Meadow.png|K-fee ''Meadow'' commercial.
K-fee Surfing.png|K-fee ''Surfing'' commercial.
K-fee Boardwalk.png|K-fee ''Boardwalk'' commercial.
</gallery>

=== '''Videos''' ===
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[[File:KfeeNoScream.ogg|K-fee Car music without the scream.]]
K-fee Car ad soundtrack.

==Trivia==
*There is a rumor claiming that an old woman had died from a heart attack in Germany when one of the ads had aired, and K-fee had created the Latte Macchiato parodies 5 years later as a response.
*It is unknown exactly what year these advertisements were made, and some people claim this was created in 1999, others say 2004. However there is no evidence supporting this claim.
*There is debate on where exact location for the background footage of "Auto" is. It is widely believed to be France, but some say it is somewhere in the state of Oregon in the United States of America, and some others claim it was near Berlin, Germany. Which is where the company was headquartered until they eventually closed several years later due to poor sales on their products.
*"Auto" is the only commercial to be filmed outside of the United States of America.

== References ==
<references />

== Links ==
* ''[[:Category:K-fee|All screamers using K-fee commercials]]''

=== '''Television advertisements''' ===
NOTE: The following videos contain [[Screamer|screamers]]!

==== '''English''' ====
*'''Car''': bitchute.com/video/34dHoJFEqyAC/
*'''Fishing''': youtube.com/watch?v=HGTsojFNm1s
*'''Buddha''': youtube.com/watch?v=378At8DUXzE
*'''Golf''': youtube.com/watch?v=HDGAn_KaJd0
*'''Beach''': video.screamer.wiki/videos/watch/e269eb4b-0ae4-4d53-ab74-9a1017c5bfa4
*'''Meadow''': youtube.com/watch?v=XwGJIU8eFUM
*'''Yoga''': youtube.com/watch?v=C1GzUfmFMmk
*'''Surfing''': youtube.com/watch?v=-JUbW0c885Q
*'''Boardwalk''': youtube.com/watch?v=hRCXh0924qE

==== '''German''' ====
*'''Auto''': youtube.com/watch?v=nAJz11chQDc
*'''Fishing''': youtube.com/watch?v=5L5nLvPsb38
*'''Buddha''': youtube.com/watch?v=n6iOXV_fHTY
*'''Buddha (Possible unfinished version)''': youtube.com/watch?v=d1mDJhkXzro
*'''Golf''': bitchute.com/video/NuVvgTFaSt0E/
*'''Beach''': youtube.com/watch?v=hAlz3-xtkTY
*'''Beach (Possible unfinished version)''': youtube.com/watch?v=UHhcI1569FI
*'''Meadow''': youtube.com/watch?v=cR-hHVEw3r8
*'''Yoga''': youtube.com/watch?v=92cAL1GEmKU
*'''Surfing''': youtube.com/watch?v=erSh4x6VF8E
*'''Boardwalk''': youtube.com/watch?v=aKgl9A_hsT8

=== '''Radio advertisements''' ===
NOTE: The following videos contain [[Screamer|screamers]]!
* '''Investment''': youtube.com/watch?v=y-nXSyxI7Kg
* '''Love''': youtube.com/watch?v=Pp3fm8mUtic
* '''Relaxation''': youtube.com/watch?v=nfYpiZ2gw8o
* '''Christmas''': youtube.com/watch?v=HlNUI7VA1fE

=== '''Latte Macchiato ''(light commercials)''''' ===
NOTE: The following videos '''''do not''''' contain [[screamers]].
*'''Car''': youtube.com/watch?v=Z8N0QiHc43M
*'''Beach''': youtube.com/watch?v=EdZuqmi7-5M
*'''Golf''': youtube.com/watch?v=31z8xaYDONA

==Languages==
This article is available in other languages.

*'''Français''': https://fr.screamer.wiki/Publicit%C3%A9s_K-fee
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3 Orangutans 1 Blender

2020-10-11T21:15:44Z

DevinMillar:

{{NSFW}}
[[File:blenderreaction.jpg|thumb|A "reaction" video.]]
'''3 Orangutans 1 Blender''' is an unknown, possibly fake [[shock video]] with many reactions on YouTube. Little is known about the video since only reaction videos actually exist of it, all of which contain the same soundtrack and audio of the said-animals as well as the titular "blender"-like sounds. However, there is no evidence of the video actually existing.

==Rumors==
A comment by user Roberto Martinez found in this [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9NbOwUNvZ4 particular reaction] describes the potential contents of the [[shock video]]. To summarize:

“''3 Orangutans 1 Blender'' is set in a jungle, at a camp with trucks, cabins, a giant building, and lots of men working at it, where a large group of the men, of apparent Indian/South American descent, wearing yellow and green camouflage with a strange symbol indicating they are part of some terrorist group or some unknown cult. They walk into a building and takes out a number of abused, caged orangutans. The men also had tattoos as well. It has caused people who watched the video to have seizures, permanent nightmares or commit suicide.

Once they take the animals out of the building, they proceed to hurt them with knives and machetes and cover them in substances such as bleach and possibly lemon juice to aggravate their pain. After this, the titular "blender"-like machine appears, described as something very similar to a giant version of an Animal Waste Shredder, with human remains being seen inside of it. 6 orangutans are thrown into this shredder, with further bleach and lemon juice poured onto them as their agony progresses as they die. At one point the men turn off the machine to commit a number of other highly obscene, disturbing acts such as defecating on their corpses, cutting off their own limbs, and throwing their weapons and even human remains and clothes into the shredder before they turn it back on. Some orangutans survived while some are still alive still screeching in agony, as well as it being a bloodbath of other things as well. Eventually, a ski-masked, fat man appears and walking into the giant shredder with a chainsaw to kill whichever orangutans are still surviving.

The final section of the video consists of the men taking the last three remainings and feeding them to three tigers which eats their penises and then they take one man and feed him to the tiger along with them as well, and they film his demise as much as the hurt orangutans, after performing the same actions on these 3 orangutans as they did with the previous ones, the men have no limbs at all, and they take their remains and throw them into the shredder, where the video ends.”

The comment also implies the video is part of a larger, 3-hour version, and that the men and orangutans appearing in the video are counted to be 97 and 19 orangutans, and that the video was actually made by a home video in the 1980s but wasn’t published until around 2006 somewhere. (Possibly on the dark web.)

On November 21, 2019, Unus Annus released a video about [[2 Girls 1 Cup]], which mentioned 3 Orangutans 1 Blender, this brought a discussion about the video again.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZMFUfGn5Z0 The Unus Annus video in question. Will be removed late 2020.</ref>

There is another rumor of the video being about the video is not so shocking, and it just being someone preparing a smoothie for a group of orangutans in a kitchen and then them being over-excited about it respectively.

Finally, another rumor claims that the audio file is all there is, and does not contain any imagery.

==Trivia==
*There is an upload of the soundtrack from the supposed video that are unknown how they were received. In reality, it is of a Garage Band loop.
*There is a hoax version of it claiming to be the actual video, that in reality is actually a video of a woman sitting on a bed until very shortly playing Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up for a couple of seconds and then cutting to black.
*The “soundtrack” does not sound like orangutans, but regular monkey sounds. Hinting this is indeed just a hoax.
*There have not been any suicides or let alone seizures linked to shock videos. Indicating this is in-fact fake.
*The majority of the reaction videos for it all have friends connected to each other, and it appears to have been created by Jules, (AKA The Roachy Jay/Persephone Rose) with the exception of himself. Ian was the first, China was the second, and China was the third. (His website is www.theroachyjay.tk)
*All the reaction videos seem to have a similar pattern. Them being confused and then shocked by the monkey sounds as well as the blender noises.

==Link==
NOTE: The following [[Shock site|shock audio video]] tormenting audio!
*[[File:3Orangutans1BlenderSoundtrack.mp3|The video's audio|thumb]]

==References==
<references/>
[[Category:Shock sites]]
[[Category:Videos]]
[[Category:Hoaxes]]

{{Comments}}

3 Orangutans 1 Blender

2020-10-11T21:14:31Z

DevinMillar: Oops! I had to add some stuff, as well as rearranging things around.

{{NSFW}}
[[File:blenderreaction.jpg|thumb|A "reaction" video.]]
'''3 Orangutans 1 Blender''' is an unknown, possibly fake [[shock video]] with many reactions on YouTube. Little is known about the video since only reaction videos actually exist of it, all of which contain the same soundtrack and audio of the said-animals as well as the titular "blender"-like sounds. However, there is no evidence of the video actually existing.

==Rumors==
A comment by user Roberto Martinez found in this [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9NbOwUNvZ4 particular reaction] describes the potential contents of the [[shock video]]. To summarize:

“''3 Orangutans 1 Blender'' is set in a jungle, at a camp with trucks, cabins, a giant building, and lots of men working at it, where a large group of the men, of apparent Indian/South American descent, wearing yellow and green camouflage with a strange symbol indicating they are part of some terrorist group or some unknown cult at the coming. They walk into a building and takes out a number of abused, caged orangutans. The men also had tattoos as well. It has caused people who watched the video to have seizures, permanent nightmares or commit suicide.

Once they take the animals out of the building, they proceed to hurt them with knives and machetes and cover them in substances such as bleach and possibly lemon juice to aggravate their pain. After this, the titular "blender"-like machine appears, described as something very similar to a giant version of an Animal Waste Shredder, with human remains being seen inside of it. 6 orangutans are thrown into this shredder, with further bleach and lemon juice poured onto them as their agony progresses as they die. At one point the men turn off the machine to commit a number of other highly obscene, disturbing acts such as defecating on their corpses, cutting off their own limbs, and throwing their weapons and even human remains and clothes into the shredder before they turn it back on. Some orangutans survived while some are still alive still screeching in agony, as well as it being a bloodbath of other things as well. Eventually, a ski-masked, fat man appears and walking into the giant shredder with a chainsaw to kill whichever orangutans are still surviving.

The final section of the video consists of the men taking the last three remainings and feeding them to three tigers which eats their penises and then they take one man and feed him to the tiger along with them as well, after performing the same actions on these 3 orangutans as they did with the previous ones, they take their remains and throw them into the shredder, where the video ends.”

The comment also implies the video is part of a larger, 3-hour version, and that the men and orangutans appearing in the video are counted to be 97 and 19 orangutans, and that the video was actually made by a home video in the 1980s but wasn’t published until around 2006 somewhere. (Possibly on the dark web.)

On November 21, 2019, Unus Annus released a video about [[2 Girls 1 Cup]], which mentioned 3 Orangutans 1 Blender, this brought a discussion about the video again.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZMFUfGn5Z0 The Unus Annus video in question. Will be removed late 2020.</ref>

There is another rumor of the video being about the video is not so shocking, and it just being someone preparing a smoothie for a group of orangutans in a kitchen and then them being over-excited about it respectively.

Finally, another rumor claims that the audio file is all there is, and does not contain any imagery.

==Trivia==
*There is an upload of the soundtrack from the supposed video that are unknown how they were received. In reality, it is of a Garage Band loop.
*There is a hoax version of it claiming to be the actual video, that in reality is actually a video of a woman sitting on a bed until very shortly playing Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up for a couple of seconds and then cutting to black.
*The “soundtrack” does not sound like orangutans, but regular monkey sounds. Hinting this is indeed just a hoax.
*There have not been any suicides or let alone seizures linked to shock videos. Indicating this is in-fact fake.
*The majority of the reaction videos for it all have friends connected to each other, and it appears to have been created by Jules, (AKA The Roachy Jay/Persephone Rose) with the exception of himself. Ian was the first, China was the second, and China was the third. (His website is www.theroachyjay.tk)
*All the reaction videos seem to have a similar pattern. Them being confused and then shocked by the monkey sounds as well as the blender noises.

==Link==
NOTE: The following [[Shock site|shock audio video]] tormenting audio!
*[[File:3Orangutans1BlenderSoundtrack.mp3|The video's audio|thumb]]

==References==
<references/>
[[Category:Shock sites]]
[[Category:Videos]]
[[Category:Hoaxes]]

{{Comments}}

2 Men 1 Girl 1 Supper

2020-10-11T21:14:31Z

DevinMillar: Sorry, I had to correct some things, as well as add more to the "Trivia" section, and correcting stuff.

{{NSFW}}
[[File:New_reaction_23_.png|thumb|A "reaction" video of it.]]
'''2 Men 1 Girl 1 Supper''' is an unknown shock video, possibly a fake one, with only "reaction" videos of it. It is unknown what actually happens in the video but all of the reaction videos contain the same audio clip of the titular man and girl screaming and crying with slapping sounds being heard in the background along with a synth drum loop jingle. Despite all of this, there is no actual evidence of the video existing.

==Rumors==
According to rumor, there was a comment [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnOjtzr709k on this particular reaction video] posted by Alex Damon describing what the video potentially could be of. To summarize:

"''2 Men 1 Girl 1 Supper'' starts out with a man scolding his 13-year-old teenage daughter for not eating her dinner. As far as the setting and the people look, they are Caucasian but the cameraman sounds and looks like a shaved Russian dude, and the house clearly looks American. It also looks like they lived a richer-looking house, the dad looks like a man who looks like a stereotypical "father" with a clean cut, and kind of look with the short greasy hair but older, the girl had like black hair with a yellow short little yellow mini Sun Dress, and it's set in like the afternoon on a sunny day with some clouds but the sun is still shining at the same time, despite it being called a "supper", and then he picks her up and then brings her into another room where he scolds her even more, then he takes off her clothes and underwear, then picks her up and starts spanking her with a paddle. She at one point starts bleeding and he then he starts throwing things on her butt such as putting bleach or lemon juice on her bruised naked butt to aggravate her pain, pulling her hair, insulting her, then the cameraman defecates on her butt, the dad then violently shakes her, as well as covering her mouth to drown out her screaming and crying with the cameraman is laughing the whole time, as well as show her bruised nude butt and all of the damage he has caused as the cameraman calls her a “Stupid Little Cunt.” Off-screen. He then scolds her again and the cameraman insults her one last time while laughing at her misery before the video ends. The video was filmed up-and-down and was one of the first iPhone videos and it was filmed around 2010 or 2011 but wasn't published until 2015, it also had some intro and logo to it indicating it was part of some media company that did this kind of media. This video has already been watched by millions of people everywhere, and the disturbing nature of it has caused permanent nightmares, seizures, and even suicides, mostly parents have been emotionally affected by it to the point where they had gotten divorces and/or committed suicide. It is unkown what part of the world this was filmed in but it looks like a typical suburban house where this was in. But the man in the video appears to be part of some weird cult, due to the logo and music. Whatever you do. Please. DO. NOT. WATCH. THIS!!!!!!"

There is also is another rumor stating that there were more videos of the little girl being abused very intensely more than just what is seen on the video, and that either got killed or killed herself. (If this all of is even let alone what is really happening this particular video.)

Very little is known about the video, and all there is for a “video” is just a “soundtrack” of what is supposed to be what is happening in the video with a synth drum loop being played over the top of it along with yelling and crying noises from the two men, and the little girl in question. Some skeptics have claimed it's edited audio, and others claim it's real and just a very rare video.

In the “audio clip” it starts out with a man yelling at supposedly the young teenage girl, supposedly at a dinner table, and then him taking her somewhere else in the house, and then we hear slapping sounds and her yelling in pain, which gets worse. Pretty soon she starts wailing in pain and the man verbally insults her. She even calls him a "Fucking idiot." Then pretty soon after a while, we hear her scream harder and more in pain with her whining and then the man scolding her again before the video ends. Then he scolds her one last time as we hear the cameraman laughing the whole time in the background.

There is another rumor stating this video is not really shocking, but rather just a video of regular porn instead.

There is another rumor stating it's not so shocking or serious, but instead a bunch of girls simply pretending to be spanked, and it being rather staged.

==Link==
NOTE: The following [[Shock site|shock audio video]] tormenting audio!

* [[File:2Men1Girl1SupperMusic.mp3]]

==Trivia==

*There has been no suicides and/or seizures related to shock videos. Indicating this is in-fact fake.
*There is a hoax version claiming to the actual video, when in reality, it's of someone's feet, a woman standing in front of the feet before very shortly playing a clip of Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up.
*Due to the soundtrack being very realistic-sounding, it has raised more suspicion than any other shock video hoax. Some people claiming it's just edited audio, and other's claiming it is still real but with music over the top of it, which in reality is just an FL Studio loop with some synth sounds to it.
*The majority of the reaction videos say stuff such as celebrity names, pop culture references, and being shocked by the voices and slapping in the background.
*The man and woman sound staged due to their exxgargated nature. This leading to the one rumor of it being rather staged and just featuring a bunch of teenagers pretending to be a father and daughter.

[[Category:Videos]]
[[Category:Hoaxes]]
[[Category:Shock sites]]

{{Comments}}

3 Orangutans 1 Blender

2020-10-11T21:06:25Z

DevinMillar:

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[[File:blenderreaction.jpg|thumb|A "reaction" video.]]
'''3 Orangutans 1 Blender''' is an unknown, possibly fake [[shock video]] with many reactions on YouTube. Little is known about the video since only reaction videos actually exist of it, all of which contain the same soundtrack and audio of the said-animals as well as the titular "blender"-like sounds. However, there is no evidence of the video actually existing.

==Rumors==
A comment by user Roberto Martinez found in this [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9NbOwUNvZ4 particular reaction] describes the potential contents of the [[shock video]]. To summarize:

“''3 Orangutans 1 Blender'' is set in a jungle, at a camp with trucks, cabins, a giant building, and lots of men working at it, where a large group of the men, of apparent Indian/South American descent, wearing yellow and green camouflage with a strange symbol indicating they are part of some terrorist group or some unknown cult at the coming. They walk into a building and takes out a number of abused, caged orangutans. The men also had tattoos as well. It has caused people who watched the video to have seizures, permanent nightmares or commit suicide.

Once they take the animals out of the building, they proceed to hurt them with knives and machetes and cover them in substances such as bleach and possibly lemon juice to aggravate their pain. After this, the titular "blender"-like machine appears, described as something very similar to a giant version of an Animal Waste Shredder, with human remains being seen inside of it. 6 orangutans are thrown into this shredder, with further bleach and lemon juice poured onto them as their agony progresses as they die. At one point the men turn off the machine to commit a number of other highly obscene, disturbing acts such as defecating on their corpses, cutting off their own limbs, and throwing their weapons and even human remains and clothes into the shredder before they turn it back on. Some orangutans survived while some are still alive still screeching in agony, as well as it being a bloodbath of other things as well. Eventually, a ski-masked, fat man appears and walking into the giant shredder with a chainsaw to kill whichever orangutans are still surviving.

The final section of the video consists of the men taking the last three remainings and feeding them to three tigers which eats their penises and then they take one man and feed him to the tiger along with them as well, after performing the same actions on these 3 orangutans as they did with the previous ones, they take their remains and throw them into the shredder, where the video ends.”

The comment also implies the video is part of a larger, 3-hour version, and that the men and orangutans appearing in the video are counted to be 97 and 19 orangutans, and that the video was actually made by a home video in the 1980s but wasn’t published until around 2006 somewhere. (Possibly on the dark web.)

On November 21, 2019, Unus Annus released a video about [[2 Girls 1 Cup]], which mentioned 3 Orangutans 1 Blender, this brought a discussion about the video again.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZMFUfGn5Z0 The Unus Annus video in question. Will be removed late 2020.</ref>

There is another rumor of the video being about the video is not so shocking, and it just being someone preparing a smoothie for a group of orangutans in a kitchen and then them being over-excited about it respectively.

Finally, another rumor claims that the audio file is all there is, and does not contain any imagery.

==Trivia==
*There have been uploads of the soundtrack from the supposed video that are unknown how they were received.
*There is a hoax version of it claiming to be the actual video, that in reality is actually a video of a woman sitting on a bed until very shortly playing Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up for a couple of seconds and then cutting to black.
*The “soundtrack” does not sound like orangutans, but regular monkey sounds. Hinting this is indeed just a hoax.
*There have not been any suicides or let alone seizures linked to shock videos, indicating this is in fact fake.
*The majority of the reaction videos for it all have friends connected to each other, and it appears to have been created by Jules, (AKA The Roachy Jay/Persephone Rose) with the exception of himself. Ian was the first, China was the second, and China was the third. (His website is www.theroachyjay.tk)

==Link==
NOTE: The following [[Shock site|shock audio video]] tormenting audio!
*[[File:3Orangutans1BlenderSoundtrack.mp3|The video's audio|thumb]]

==References==
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[[Category:Hoaxes]]

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2 Men 1 Girl 1 Supper

2020-10-11T21:05:44Z

DevinMillar:

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[[File:New_reaction_23_.png|thumb|A "reaction" video of it.]]
'''2 Men 1 Girl 1 Supper''' is an unknown shock video, possibly a fake one, with only "reaction" videos of it. It is unknown what actually happens in the video but all of the reaction videos contain the same audio clip of the titular man and girl screaming and crying with slapping sounds being heard in the background along with a synth drum loop jingle. Despite all of this, there is no actual evidence of the video existing.

==Rumors==
According to rumor, there was a comment [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnOjtzr709k on this particular reaction video] posted by Alex Damon describing what the video potentially could be of. To summarize:

"''2 Men 1 Girl 1 Supper'' starts out with a man scolding his 13-year-old teenage daughter for not eating her dinner. As far as the setting and the people look, they are Caucasian but the cameraman sounds and looks like a shaved Russian dude, and the house clearly looks American. It also looks like they lived a richer-looking house, the dad looks like a man who looks like a stereotypical "father" with a clean cut, and kind of look with the short greasy hair but older, the girl had like black hair with a yellow short little yellow mini Sun Dress, and it's set in like the afternoon on a sunny day with some clouds but the sun is still shining at the same time, despite it being called a "supper", and then he picks her up and then brings her into another room where he scolds her even more, then he takes off her clothes and underwear, then picks her up and starts spanking her with a paddle. She at one point starts bleeding and he then he starts throwing things on her butt such as putting bleach or lemon juice on her bruised naked butt to aggravate her pain, pulling her hair, insulting her, then the cameraman defecates on her butt, the dad then violently shakes her, as well as covering her mouth to drown out her screaming and crying with the cameraman is laughing the whole time, as well as show her bruised nude butt and all of the damage he has caused as the cameraman calls her a “Stupid Little Cunt.” Off-screen. He then scolds her again and the cameraman insults her one last time while laughing at her misery before the video ends. The video was filmed up-and-down and was one of the first iPhone videos and it was filmed around 2010 or 2011 but wasn't published until 2015, it also had some intro and logo to it indicating it was part of some media company that did this kind of media. This video has already been watched by millions of people everywhere, and the disturbing nature of it has caused permanent nightmares, seizures, and even suicides, mostly parents have been emotionally affected by it to the point where they had gotten divorces and/or committed suicide. It is unkown what part of the world this was filmed in but it looks like a typical suburban house where this was in. But the man in the video appears to be part of some weird cult, due to the logo and music. Whatever you do. Please. DO. NOT. WATCH. THIS!!!!!!"

There is also is another rumor stating that there were more videos of the little girl being abused very intensely more than just what is seen on the video, and that either got killed or killed herself. (If this all of is even let alone what is really happening this particular video.)

Very little is known about the video, and all there is for a “video” is just a “soundtrack” of what is supposed to be what is happening in the video with a synth drum loop being played over the top of it along with yelling and crying noises from the two men, and the little girl in question. Some skeptics have claimed it's edited audio, and others claim it's real and just a very rare video.

In the “audio clip” it starts out with a man yelling at supposedly the young teenage girl, supposedly at a dinner table, and then him taking her somewhere else in the house, and then we hear slapping sounds and her yelling in pain, which gets worse. Pretty soon she starts wailing in pain and the man verbally insults her. She even calls him a "Fucking idiot." Then pretty soon after a while, we hear her scream harder and more in pain with her whining and then the man scolding her again before the video ends. Then he scolds her one last time as we hear the cameraman laughing the whole time in the background.

==Link==
NOTE: The following [[Shock site|shock audio video]] tormenting audio!

* [[File:2Men1Girl1SupperMusic.mp3]]

==Trivia==

*There is another rumor stating this video is not really shocking, but rather just a video of regular porn instead.
*There is another rumor stating it's not so shocking or serious, but instead a bunch of girls simply pretending to be spanked, and it being rather staged.

[[Category:Videos]]
[[Category:Hoaxes]]
[[Category:Shock sites]]

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Sourmath

2020-10-11T21:00:17Z

DevinMillar:

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'''Nobrain.dk''', otherwise known as '''My Lazy Sundays''' is a [[shock site]].
==Content==
The clip features a Pornographic video of three elderly men having sex in a shower as well as them showering and cleaning each other. A cover version of the theme tune to '''"The Andy Griffith Show"''' plays through the video. on some version of this site, a Javascript code will cause your screen to bounce around on your desktop. when the user tries to close the tab, a pop up messages will infinitely appear says: '''"HELLO! LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE F****ED YOU! 1! 2! 3! GO TO NOBRAIN.DK 4! 5!"''' it is also called, '''Canadian Tea Party''' as a slang term. Many Reaction videos even call it that
==Link==
NOTE: The following [[shock site]] contains pornography! And this may harm your computer!
* nobrain.dk
* 3guys1hammer.ws
* <s>CanadianTeaParty.com</s>
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2 Men 1 Girl 1 Supper

2020-10-11T20:56:41Z

DevinMillar:

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[[File:New_reaction_23_.png|thumb|A "reaction" video of it.]]
'''2 Men 1 Girl 1 Supper''' is an unknown shock video, possibly a fake one, with only "reaction" videos of it. It is unknown what actually happens in the video but all of the reaction videos contain the same audio clip of the titular man and girl screaming and crying with slapping sounds being heard in the background along with a synth drum loop jingle. Despite all of this, there is no actual evidence of the video existing.

== Content ==
According to rumor, there was a comment [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnOjtzr709k on this particular reaction video] posted by Alex Damon that reads this, "2 men 1 girl supper starts out with a man scolding his 13-year-old teenage daughter for not eating her dinner. As far as the setting and the people look, they are Caucasian but the cameraman sounds and looks like a shaved Russian dude, and the house clearly looks American. It also looks like they lived a richer-looking house, the dad looks like a man who looks like a stereotypical "father" with a clean cut, and kind of look with the short greasy hair but older, the girl had like black hair with a yellow short little yellow mini Sun Dress, and it's set in like the afternoon on a sunny day with some clouds but the sun is still shining at the same time, despite it being called a "supper", and then he picks her up and then brings her into another room where he scolds her even more, then he takes off her clothes and underwear, then picks her up and starts spanking her with a paddle. She at one point starts bleeding and he then he starts throwing things on her butt such as putting bleach or lemon juice on her bruised naked butt to aggravate her pain, pulling her hair, insulting her, then the cameraman defecates on her butt, the dad then violently shakes her, as well as covering her mouth to drown out her screaming and crying with the cameraman is laughing the whole time, as well as show her bruised nude butt and all of the damage he has caused as the cameraman calls her a “Stupid Little Cunt.” Off-screen. He then scolds her again and the cameraman insults her one last time while laughing at her misery before the video ends. The video was filmed up-and-down and was one of the first iPhone videos and it was filmed around 2010 or 2011 but wasn't published until 2015, it also had some intro and logo to it indicating it was part of some media company that did this kind of media. This video has already been watched by millions of people everywhere, and the disturbing nature of it has caused permanent nightmares, seizures, and even suicides, mostly parents have been emotionally affected by it to the point where they had gotten divorces and/or committed suicide. It is unkown what part of the world this was filmed in but it looks like a typical suburban house where this was in. But the man in the video appears to be part of some weird cult, due to the logo and music. Whatever you do. Please. DO. NOT. WATCH. THIS!!!!!!"

There is also is another rumor stating that there were more videos of the little girl being abused very intensely more than just what is seen on the video, and that either got killed or killed herself. (If this all of is even let alone what is really happening this particular video.)

Very little is known about the video, and all there is for a “video” is just a “soundtrack” of what is supposed to be what is happening in the video with a synth drum loop being played over the top of it along with yelling and crying noises from the two men, and the little girl in question. Some skeptics have claimed it's edited audio, and others claim it's real and just a very rare video.

In the “audio clip” it starts out with a man yelling at supposedly the young teenage girl, supposedly at a dinner table, and then him taking her somewhere else in the house, and then we hear slapping sounds and her yelling in pain, which gets worse. Pretty soon she starts wailing in pain and the man verbally insults her. She even calls him a "Fucking idiot." Then pretty soon after a while, we hear her scream harder and more in pain with her whining and then the man scolding her again before the video ends. Then he scolds her one last time as we hear the cameraman laughing the whole time in the background.

==Link==
NOTE: The following [[Shock site|shock audio video]] tormenting audio!

* [[File:2Men1Girl1SupperMusic.mp3]]

==Trivia==

*There is another rumor stating this video is not really shocking, but rather just a video of regular porn instead.
*There is another rumor stating it's not so shocking or serious, but instead a bunch of girls simply pretending to be spanked, and it being rather staged.

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[[Category:Hoaxes]]
[[Category:Shock sites]]

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2020-10-07T22:56:48Z

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K-fee Wide Awake commercials

2020-10-07T22:49:16Z

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{{Infobox
|Name = K-fee commercials
|Picture = K-fee Car.png
|Quote = A screenshot from the '''K-fee Car''' commercial.
|Maker = K-fee, Jung von Matt, Cobblestone Filmproduktion
|Release date = April, 2005 ''(recorded in 2004)''
|Type = Television commercial
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In April 2005, a German beverage company named '''K-fee''' released nine 20-second long television commercials as part of their ''Wide Awake'' campaign to advertise their coffee drink. These commercials have been heavily criticized for their content and many feel that the adverts are very uncommercial and upsetting, though its shocking visual is built to simulate the effect that the product has on the viewer.

The commercials consist of a peaceful scene, such as a car driving down a grassy hillside to soothing music. However, at some point in the ad, the scene gets briefly interrupted by either a zombie or a gargoyle screaming at the camera, followed by the company's slogan and the product.

K-fee received a lot of complaints from their viewers, and soon after that, the ads stopped being aired on television. Some people say that on some other occasions, a warning message was displayed before the advert played, informing any young children, individuals who are easily scared and people with heart or certain health conditions to not view the footage. However, this is unproven.

An episode of ''{{Wikipedia|The Tonight Show with Jay Leno}}'', aired in April 2005, featured a segment where the audience and Jay reacted to K-fee's ''Car'' commercial. It was hosted on K-fee's official website back in 2004 to 2007 along with the other adverts. The K-fee ''Car'' commercial was also featured in 2005 on ''Tarrant on TV'', a famous British show, as well as on ''America's Funniest Home Videos''.

== '''The commercials''' ==
Each commercial had a German version and an English version, with the captions at the end in the respective language. There were also either a zombie or a gargoyle at the end of each advert. The zombie was played by American actor Brad Johnson, and the gargoyle was played by his brother, ''Adam Johnson''. These ads were first aired on television on April 30th, 2005. [[File:K-fee_zombie.jpg|thumb|250px|The K-fee zombie actor, Brad Johnson]]

=== '''Commercials featuring the zombie''' ===
* '''Car ''(Auto in German)''''': The commercial begins with a relaxing scene of a white car driving down a grassy hillside to soothing music. When the car passes behind a large tree, the camera follows. Once it pans off the tree, the car is gone. Then, a zombie suddenly pops into the scene very briefly accompanied by a frightening scream, scaring the viewer. This commercial is more commonly known as ''Ghost Car, Spooky Car'' or the ''Scary Car Commercial''
* '''Fishing ''(Angler in German)''''': This shows a man fishing in a lake, and not long afterwards the zombie appears, surprisingly not looking directly into the camera as it screams.
* '''Yoga''': This shows a person practicing yoga on a cliff, and as soon as the person lifts their hand, the zombie seemingly appears out of nowhere, screaming. Its face is obscured by the dark. This commercial was likely filmed at {{Wikipedia|Joshua Tree National Park}}<ref>34° 00′ 58.18″ N, 116° 09′ 34.27″ W</ref>.
* '''Meadow ''(Wiese in German)''''': The video starts out with a field of wild flowers and a pollinating bee. It then cuts to a meadow with some bicycles leaning against a large tree, and the camera stops moving at a certain point. Not long afterwards, the zombie shows up from the left side of the screen and screams.
* '''Surfing''': This is a far away view of a person on a beach going to the ocean to go surfing. Then the zombie appears from the right side of the screen and screams.

[[File:K-fee_gargoyle.jpg|thumb|250px|The K-fee gargoyle actor, Adam Johnson]]

=== '''Commercials featuring the gargoyle''' ===
* '''Beach ''(Strand in German)''''': This depicts two lovers on a beach about to kiss, and just as they do, the gargoyle jumps up screaming from the bottom of the screen, blocking the view, with blood dripping from its mouth. K-fee Beach was filmed at Santa Monica.
* '''Boardwalk ''(Weg in German)''''': This shows a relaxing scene of a boardwalk near a beach, with a jogger in the distance who can be heard breathing, and soon stops to take a break and look at the beach. The camera then pans to the beach as well, and shortly after it stops moving, the gargoyle appears upside-down and screams. This commercial is also known as ''Beach 2''.
* '''Buddha''': This depicts a woman sitting in a garden, meditating near a Buddha statue. The camera briefly cuts to the statue and then to the woman, and when it moves away to its original view, the gargoyle jumps up screaming. Its face is so close to the camera that it is out of focus.
* '''Golf''': A man is shown golfing from far away. Eventually, a faint putting sound is heard, and shortly afterwards, the gargoyle appears upside-down and screams. This is the only spot that does not include any background music. This commercial was likely filmed at PGA West's [https://www.pgawest.com/arnold-palmer-private-course Arnold Palmer Private Course] in Palm Springs, CA.

=='''K-fee radio advertisements'''==
In December 2004, K-fee released four radio advertisements: ''Investment'', ''Love'', ''Relaxation'' and ''Christmas''. The ads were available in English and German.

=== '''Investment''' ===
* '''''English version '''(0:29)'': The ad starts with a man saying the following: "Would you like to know how to make more of your money? Then, listen carefully. We've got an investment tip for you which promises top returns. This investment will guarantee you a worry-free life and allow you to fulfill cherished dreams. All with a monthly payment starting from just 20 euros. All you have to do..." Then, the sentence gets interrupted by the same loud scream used in the other K-fee commercials. Then, a voice reads "Ever been so wide awake? K-fee. Canned caffeine with coffee."
* '''''German version''' (0:26)'': "Möchten Sie wissen, wie Sie mehr aus Ihrem Geld machen? Dann hören Sie jetzt gut zu. Wir haben für Sie einen Anlagetipp mit einer Top-Rendite. Diese Anlage garantiert Ihnen ein sorgenfreies Leben. Und erlaubt es Ihnen, lang gehegte Wünsche zu erfüllen. Und das bereits ab einer monatlichen Einzahlung von nur 20 Euro. Sie müssen einfach nur..."

=== '''Love''' ===
* '''''English version '''(0:33)'': The ad starts with lullaby music and young girl's voice saying the following: "Mummy mummy, how much do you love me?" Then, a woman's voice says: "I love you from here to the moon." "How far is that?" "Hm. It's so far." "Is that so much?" "Yes, my love. I love you so much. Now close your eyes sweetie, and listen while I read you a story. Once upon a time, there was a little dormouse called Piff. One day, it went..." Then, the sentence gets interrupted by the same loud scream used in the other K-fee commercials. Then, a voice reads "Ever been so wide awake? K-fee. Canned caffeine with coffee."
* '''''German version''' (0:37)'': Kind: "Mama, Mama, wie lieb hast du mich?" Mama: "Ich hab dich von hier bis zum Mond lieb!" Kind: "Wie weit ist denn das?" Mama: "Das ist sooooo weit." Kind: "Ist das soooo doll?" Mama: "Ja, mein Süßes. Soooo doll lieb hab ich dich. Und jetzt macht mein kleines Krümelchen mal die Augen zu und hört schön hin, denn jetzt les ich dir noch eine kleine Geschichte vor… Es war einmal eine kleine Haselmaus namens Piff. Eines Morgens…"

=== '''Relaxation''' ===
* '''''English version''' (0:49)'': The ad starts with the same music used in the K-fee Buddha commercial. Then, a soft-spoken woman's voice saying the following: "And now, an exercise to help you relax. Make yourself comfortable. Close your eyes. Breathe in deeply through your nose. Keep your mouth shut. Feel that deep breath go down to your tummy. In, and out. And in, and out. And in, and out. And in, and..." Then, the sentence gets interrupted by the same loud scream used in the other K-fee commercials. Then, a voice reads "Ever been so wide awake? K-fee. Canned caffeine with coffee."

* '''''German version '''(0:38)'': "Zu Ihrer Entspannung nun eine Übung. Machen Sie es sich bequem. Schließen Sie die Augen, atmen Sie durch die Nase tief ein. Der Mund bleibt dabei geschlossen. Atmen Sie tief in den Unterbauch. Ein, und aus. Und ein, und aus. Und ein, und…"

=== '''Christmas''' ===
* '''''English version''''' ''(0:51)'': The ad starts with the sound of a clock ticking. Then, a Santa Claus voice says the following: "Ah, Christmas time again at last. And we all have such wonderful childhood memories. Pretty little crooked houses, with chimneys puffing out trails of smoke. Ha, yes. And the icicles glistening in the moonlight all around. The snow crunches softly under our feet, and when we come into the cozy warmth of our houses, the smell of delicious baked apples and freshly baked mince pies, and oh how excited we are when we finally, finally hear the sound signalling the arrival of Christmas day"; the sentence then gets interrupted by the same loud scream used in the other K-fee commercials. Then, a voice reads "Ever been so wide awake? K-fee. Canned caffeine with coffee."
* '''''German version''' (1:02)'': "Aaaaach, endlich ist wieder Weihnachtszeit und wir haben wieder all die schönen Erinnerungen an unsere Kindheit im Kopf. Die hübschen windschiefen Häuselein, aus deren Schornsteinen sich kleine Rauchfähnchen kräuseln. Ach, und die Eiszapfen allüberall, die im Mondenschein glitzern. Leise knirscht der Schnee unter unseren Sohlen, und wenn wir die behagliche Wärme unserer Häuslein betreten, dann duftet es schon nach Bratäpfelchen und frischgebackenen Rosinenmännlein. Hei, wie aufgeregt wir werden, wenn wir dann endlich, endlich am heiligen Abend das Signal zur Bescherung hören."

== '''K-fee light-version advertisements''' ==
In December 2005, K-fee released new commercials for their line of Latte macchiato drinks that parodied their own prank flash-style commercials. Using the footage from three of K-fee's most popular commercials (Auto, Beach, and Golf), the company replaced the zombie or gargoyle at the end of the ad with a less frightening image, followed by the text "Jetzt auch mit weniger Koffein." (which translates as "Now also available with less caffeine") and a picture of a Latte Macchiato or Latte Macchiato Vanilla bottle. The Latte Macchiato commercials were only made in German, and used the same soundtracks from the originals with a higher pitch. These ads were first aired on television on December 27th, 2005.
* '''Beach ''(Light)''''': A smiling teddy bear (possibly a hand puppet) appears instead of the gargoyle and giggles. The piano music in the background is higher pitched than in the original version. This spot advertises K-fee Latte Macchiato Classic.
* '''Auto ''(Light)''''': A man in a light polo shirt appears from the bottom instead of the zombie and softly says “Boo!” in an effeminate, almost teasing voice. Once again, the background music is higher pitched, and the advertised product is K-fee Latte Macchiato Classic.
* '''Golf ''(Light)''''': A man in a Demon mask appears from below instead of the upside-down gargoyle from above and says “Roooaaar!” in a calm voice. He can already be seen clumsily attempting to hide at the bottom of the screen before he rises up. There are more birds chirping in the background than in the original version. This spot advertises K-fee Latte Macchiato Vanilla.

== '''K-fee magazine advertisements''' ==
Between December 2006 and February 2009, K-fee released multiple picture based advertisements within magazine's presumably in Germany. Not much is known about these advertisements, such as what magazines they appeared in.

== '''Awards''' ==
K-fee has won two awards for their advertisements.
* '''Clio Awards 2005''' (Bronze Award): K-fee's ''Investment'', ''Love'', ''Relaxation'' and ''Christmas'' radio advertisements. <ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20060322124946/http://www.clioawards.com/awards/index.cfm?page=2&medium=ra&prize=gc&search=0</ref>
* '''Cannes Lions 2005''' (Silver Award): K-fee's Car, Golf and Beach television commercials. <ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20051001011222/http://www.canneslions.com/winners/pdf/CL2005_Film_Winners.pdf</ref>
* '''Shots Award 2004. Issue #83''': K-fee's ''Beach'' and ''Golf'' television commercials.<ref>video.screamer.wiki/videos/watch/f6744986-845c-4a17-aec4-184a1634891f</ref>

== '''Cast & Crew''' ==
[[File:K-fee crew.jpg|thumb|220x220px|The '''K-fee crew''' on recording set, June 10th, 2004.]]
*'''Director''': Kai Sehr
*'''Actors''': Brad Johnson ''(Zombie)'', Adam Johnson ''(Gargoyle / Batboy)''
*'''Producer''': Kai Stoecker
*'''Advertising Agency''': Jung von Matt (Hamburg, Germany)
*'''Creative Directors''': Costantin Kaloff, Ove Gley
*'''Art Director''': Frank Aldorf
*'''Production Company''': Cobblestone Filmproduktion
*'''Sound Design''': Doublehead
*'''Post Production''': Deli Pictures
*'''Copywriters''': Daniel Frericks, Eskil Puhl
*'''Aired on the following channels''': ProSieben, Kabel Eins, Sat 1

== '''Parodies''' ==
On the Internet, an alternate ending shows, instead of the product and the slogan, the text: "'''Now...Go Change Your Shorts And Get Back To Work!'''" in Arial Black instead of the normal ending; the video has gained over 12 million views as of 2018.<ref>youtube.com/watch?v=HqGsT6VM8Vg Version with alternate text.</ref> Other manifestations of this ad include being sent as part of a chain-mail which supposedly depicts a ghost appearing during the filming of a television ad (sometimes from Great Britain); the viewer is instructed to follow the car closely, as a "mist" is supposed to appear next to the car at some point. The "mist", of course, never does appear, and the commercial plays out as described above, much to the chagrin of the viewer.

=== '''Re-enactments''' ===
[[YouTube]] user Timotunes began uploading a series of [[K-fee Commercial Re-enactments (Timotunes)|re-enactment videos]] starting in October 2016 as a tribute to the original K-Fee commercials. They follow the same concept as the original ads, showing a few seconds of unrelated footage, which eventually gets interrupted by the K-fee zombie or gargoyle.

In addition to the re-enactments, Timotunes also uploaded the footage of the zombie and gargoyle with a green screen or purple screen effect, allowing viewers to create their own versions of the commercials.

=== '''The Amazing World of Gumball''' ===
In the Cartoon Network animated series ''{{Wikipedia|The Amazing World of Gumball}}'', the episode named "The Internet", parodies the K-fee commercials. In one scene, Gumball and Darwin appear randomly browsing the web while watching videos. Among these videos, they come across what is implied to be the K-fee Car ad.<ref>https://www.amazon.com/gp/video/detail/B00DI3AZDI/ref=atv_dp#btf-product-details The Internet episode.</ref>

Gumball watches the video, commenting on the white car driving through the hills and staring closely at the screen, when suddenly the loud scream is heard, causing him to have an intense reaction which gets recorded and posted to the web. The rest of the episode involves Gumball trying to get the video removed, which has given him unwanted fame.<ref>The Amazing World of Gumball, Gumball | Uploading An Embarrassing Video | The Internet | Cartoon Network, retrieved 2018-12-26 https://youtu.be/jjq_LkeTuyE?t=19s</ref>

== '''Gallery''' ==
<gallery captiontextcolor="#ffffff" bordercolor="#E87057" bordersize="small" captionsize="large" captionalign="center" widths="200" position="center" spacing="small">
So wach warst du noch nie.png|"So wach warst du noch nie."
Kaffee in hohen Dosen.png|"Kaffee in hohen Dosen"
Ever been so wide awake.png|"Ever been so wide awake?"
Canned caffeine with coffee.png|"Canned caffeine with coffee."
Canned caffeine with coffee 2.png|"Canned caffeine with coffee." (Alternate)
K-fee.png|The K-fee logo.
K-fee Latte Macchiato Classic.png|Latte Macchiato Classic bottle.
K-fee Latte Macchiato Vanilla.png|Latte Macchiato Vanilla bottle.
K-fee Turbodrink.png|A can of K-fee Turbodrink.
K-fee crew.jpg|The '''K-fee crew''' on June 10th, 2004.
K-fee zombie.jpg|Brad Johnson, the K-fee zombie actor.
K-fee gargoyle.jpg|Adam Johnson, the K-fee gargoyle actor.
K-fee Zombie and Batboy.jpg|Brad ''(Zombie)'' and Adam ''(Batboy)'' on the recording set.
K-fee June 2004.jpg|Adam Johnson being turned into Batboy.
K-fee Car.png|K-fee ''Car'' commercial.
K-fee Beach.png|K-fee ''Beach'' commercial.
K-fee Golf.png|K-fee ''Golf'' commercial.
K-fee Yoga.png|K-fee ''Yoga'' commercial.
K-fee Fishing.png|K-fee ''Fishing'' commercial.
K-fee Buddha.png|K-fee ''Buddha'' commercial.
K-fee Meadow.png|K-fee ''Meadow'' commercial.
K-fee Surfing.png|K-fee ''Surfing'' commercial.
K-fee Boardwalk.png|K-fee ''Boardwalk'' commercial.
</gallery>

=== '''Videos''' ===
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[[File:KfeeNoScream.ogg|K-fee Car music without the scream.]]
K-fee Car ad soundtrack.

== References ==
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== Links ==
* ''[[:Category:K-fee|All screamers using K-fee commercials]]''

=== '''Television advertisements''' ===
NOTE: The following videos contain [[Screamer|screamers]]!

==== '''English''' ====
*'''Car''': bitchute.com/video/34dHoJFEqyAC/
*'''Fishing''': youtube.com/watch?v=HGTsojFNm1s
*'''Buddha''': youtube.com/watch?v=378At8DUXzE
*'''Golf''': youtube.com/watch?v=HDGAn_KaJd0
*'''Beach''': video.screamer.wiki/videos/watch/e269eb4b-0ae4-4d53-ab74-9a1017c5bfa4
*'''Meadow''': youtube.com/watch?v=XwGJIU8eFUM
*'''Yoga''': youtube.com/watch?v=C1GzUfmFMmk
*'''Surfing''': youtube.com/watch?v=-JUbW0c885Q
*'''Boardwalk''': youtube.com/watch?v=hRCXh0924qE

==== '''German''' ====
*'''Auto''': youtube.com/watch?v=nAJz11chQDc
*'''Fishing''': youtube.com/watch?v=5L5nLvPsb38
*'''Buddha''': youtube.com/watch?v=n6iOXV_fHTY
*'''Buddha (Possible unfinished version)''': youtube.com/watch?v=d1mDJhkXzro
*'''Golf''': bitchute.com/video/NuVvgTFaSt0E/
*'''Beach''': youtube.com/watch?v=hAlz3-xtkTY
*'''Beach (Possible unfinished version)''': youtube.com/watch?v=UHhcI1569FI
*'''Meadow''': youtube.com/watch?v=cR-hHVEw3r8
*'''Yoga''': youtube.com/watch?v=92cAL1GEmKU
*'''Surfing''': youtube.com/watch?v=erSh4x6VF8E
*'''Boardwalk''': youtube.com/watch?v=aKgl9A_hsT8

=== '''Radio advertisements''' ===
NOTE: The following videos contain [[Screamer|screamers]]!
* '''Investment''': youtube.com/watch?v=y-nXSyxI7Kg
* '''Love''': youtube.com/watch?v=Pp3fm8mUtic
* '''Relaxation''': youtube.com/watch?v=nfYpiZ2gw8o
* '''Christmas''': youtube.com/watch?v=HlNUI7VA1fE

=== '''Latte Macchiato ''(light commercials)''''' ===
NOTE: The following videos '''''do not''''' contain [[screamers]].
*'''Car''': youtube.com/watch?v=Z8N0QiHc43M
*'''Beach''': youtube.com/watch?v=EdZuqmi7-5M
*'''Golf''': youtube.com/watch?v=31z8xaYDONA

==Languages==
This article is available in other languages.

*'''Français''': https://fr.screamer.wiki/Publicit%C3%A9s_K-fee
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