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User talk:Adonys

2025-10-03T20:41:08Z

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== Autoconfirmed status ==

Hi, just wanted to let you know that I have now added the autoconfirmed status to your account, you should be able to upload files to the wiki now! :) --[[User:Tankmanfan44|'''Tankmanfan44''']] [[File:icon-user.gif|27px|link=User:Tankmanfan44]] 11:24, 24 August 2024 (MST)

:: Thanks a lot!! Appreciate it.--[[User:Adonys|Adonys]] ([[User talk:Adonys|talk]]) 15:17, 24 August 2024 (MST)

== Permalinks ==
Hey thank you for fixing all the permalinks and things! I'd suggest you learn how to use [[Help:IPFS|IPFS]] as well! [[User:Lawiki|Lawiki]] ([[User talk:Lawiki|talk]]) 13:21, 3 October 2025 (MST)
:: No problem :) I will, if I find any more broken permalinks I'll be sure to use that.--[[User:Adonys|Adonys]] ([[User talk:Adonys|talk]]) 13:41, 3 October 2025 (MST)

A Normal Cooking Video

2025-10-03T17:09:33Z

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|title = A Normal Cooking Video
|image= TikTokRecipe.png
|imagecaption= We will say, it does look like a pretty nice burger.
|date= November 10, 2022
|maker= jetbernal2694
|type= [[TikTok]] [[video]]
}}
'''A Normal Cooking Video''' is a [[TikTok]] [[screamer]] made by Jet Bernal (jetbernal2694) on November 10, 2022. The [[video]] is nine seconds long.

The video first starts with a speed-up cooking video of someone preparing a burger, while "[https://youtube.com/watch?v=ARWg160eaX4 Neverita]" by Bad Bunny plays in the background. After three seconds, right after the person puts the patty on the bun, the video cuts to an image of a green demon (taken from CrazyMarc666 videos), and the background music gets replaced with a loud scream. After the [[jumpscare]], the cooking video continues like normal until the end. The TikTok has amassed over 3,000 likes and 80,000 views.

These screamers were later made into a series. Unlike most of Jet Bernal’s screamers this is not a modified version of a hentai/ecchi parody.

=== Showcase video ===
[[File:A Normal Cooking Video (censored).mp4|320x320px]]

==Link==
NOTE: The following video contains a [[screamer]]!
* tiktok.com/@jetbernal2694/video/7164241521414376730
* '''Permalink:''' tinyurl.com/2jeyh4kj

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Little Dancing Girl (2021 Remake)/French

2025-10-03T17:01:41Z

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{{Infobox/French
|title = Little Dancing Girl (2020 Remake)/Ballerina Girl (2021 Remake)
|image = Little_dancing_girl_thumbnail.png
|maker = Devin Millar
|type = Vidéo [[YouTube]]
|date = 2021 (Enregistré en 2019)
|imagecaption = La fille commence à danser.
}}
'''Little Dancing Girl (2020 Remake)''' (en français: Petite Fille qui Danse (Remake de 2020)), précédemment connue sous le nom de '''Ballerina Girl (2021 Remake)''' (en français: Ballerine (Remake de 2021)), est une vidéo [[screamer]] créée par Devin Millar sous son pseudonyme Finder Lurker. La vidéo, comme son titre l'indique, est une tentative de remake de [[Little Dancing Girl]], un [[screamer]] classique datant de 2008.

La vidéo commence par un plan sur une pièce donnant sur un couloir, ressemblant au plan de la vidéo originale, avec un téléviseur affichant de la neige sur le côté droit de l'écran, proche de la caméra. Une fille vêtue d'une robe de ballerine blanche entre dans la pièce et commence à danser élégamment sur une reprise de la musique de la vidéo originale. Cependant, après 19 secondes, la jeune fille disparaît après avoir fait volte-face. Une seconde plus tard, une créature rouge et sombre avec une bouche noire géante et des chignons dans les cheveux saute rapidement dans le champ et crie vers la caméra. Le cri est similaire à celui de la vidéo originale, mais a été refait pour mieux coller à la vidéo filmée par Devin. Un fait intéressant à noter est que des effets aléatoires apparaissent sur la vidéo, pour donner au [[screamer]] original un aspect plus familier.

De plus, la fille qui danse dans la vidéo est en fait l'ex-petite amie de Devin, Emily. La vidéo a été tournée en été 2019 (les deux étaient déjà séparés à l'époque, mais étaient toujours amis), et est mise en ligne en janvier 2021, Devin l'ayant retrouvée sur son disque dur.

=== Vidéo de présentation ===
[[File:Little Dancing Girl (2020 Remake) (censored).mp4|320px]]

== Liens ==
NOTE: Les vidéos suivantes contiennent un [[screamer]] !
* youtube.com/watch?v=NcI2BVJUDks
* '''Lien permanent :''' tinyurl.com/3bm4u24u

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Little Dancing Girl (2020 Remake)

2025-10-03T17:01:29Z

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{{SimilarName|the Devin Millar version|the [[Little Dancing Girl|original video]] with the same name}}
{{Infobox
|title = Little Dancing Girl
|image = Little_dancing_girl_thumbnail.png
|imagecaption = The woman beginning to dance.
|maker = Devin Millar
|type = [[YouTube]] Video
|date = January 23rd, 2021
}}
'''Little Dancing Girl (2020 Remake)''', formerly known as '''Ballerina Girl (2021 Remake)''' is a [[screamer]] video created by Devin Millar under his Finder Lurker alias. The video, as the title claims, is an attempted remake of [[Little Dancing Girl]], a classic screamer video from 2010.

The video shows a room that resembles the one in the original video, with a television displaying static on the right side of the screen, close to the camera and overlooking the hallway. A girl dressed in a white ballerina dress enters the room and starts dancing elegantly to a remade version of the piano soundtrack from the original video. However, after 19 seconds, the girl goes out of sight after spinning around. A second later, a red, shadowy creature with a giant black mouth and buns in its hair jumps up quickly and screams at the camera. The scream is similar but was remade to match the likeness filmed by Devin himself. An interesting thing to note is that the video uses random effects on the video parts to give a more familiar feel to the original screamer.

Additionally, the girl dancing in the video is Devin's ex-girlfriend Emily. The video was filmed in the Summer of 2019 (they were already split up at the time, but still friends) but uploaded in January of 2021 due to Devin finding it in his hard drive two years later.

=== Showcase video ===
[[File:Little Dancing Girl (2020 Remake) (censored).mp4|320px]]

== Link ==
NOTE: The following videos contain a [[screamer]]!
* youtube.com/watch?v=NcI2BVJUDks
* '''Permalink:''' tinyurl.com/3bm4u24u

=== Languages ===
* [[Little Dancing Girl (2021 Remake)/French|This article is also available in French]]

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Flappy Bird

2025-10-02T19:53:38Z

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{{Infobox Shock Site
|name = Flappy Bird
|image = flappybird.png
|imagecaption = The unassuming title page
|maker = kingliam3 (hacked by Armus)
|type = [[Scratch]] Game
|date = January 31, 2014 (hacked by Armus on November 18, 2021)
}}
'''Flappy Bird''' was an innocuous [[Scratch]] game created by ''kingliam3'' on January 31st, 2014, based on the mobile game with the [[wikipedia:Flappy Bird|same name]]. On November 18, 2021, however, a user on [[4chan]] (Armus) hacked kingliam's account and the game to display [[Suicide of Ronnie McNutt|Ronnie McNutt's livestream]] when the player dies. A Scratch reupload of it was played by SleepyWaterCow, further boosting the popularity of the game<ref>youtube.com/watch?v=KwgUV-c-kZk</ref>.

==Gameplay==
The game plays just like the original iOS and Android versions of Flappy Bird. However, there are now two game modes: normal and impossible. Impossible mode changes the color palette and makes the game faster. Losing the game, however, shows a looping GIF of Ronnie McNutt blowing his face, and plays the song "[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8sUC-dsW8A&t=26s Ruler of Everything]" by [[wikipedia:Tally Hall|Tally Hall]], beginning with the lyrics "So he shot at the sun with a gun".

==4chan's Hack==
[[File:4chanflappybird.png|thumb|OP's post (with the image censored) and an anonymous user calling OP a legend.]]
On November 18, 2021, an anonymous user on 4chan's /b/ announced that they hacked into a large Scratch account that hosted a popular version of Flappy Bird.<ref>thebarchive.com/b/thread/866946078 contains shocking content!</ref> This user specifically attempted to try and get this onto the news by emailing this to multiple news stations with the claim that this game always had shocking content in it. OP called this “Operation McNutt.”
[[File:opbloomberg.png|thumb|An Email OP sent to Bloomberg.]]

Armus also added a Discord tag, "Armus#1111 if you have any technical issues," to the bottom of the page, possibly to get people's reactions.

Later that night, however, Scratch removed the game due to the footage of Ronnie

===Creator response===
See the first comment below.

==References==
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==Link==
NOTE: The following game contains extremely [[graphic content]]!
* <s>scratch.mit.edu/projects/17341536/</s>
* '''Original SB3 File (Safe Version)''': tinyurl.com/5y7s87xb
* '''Permalink''': <s>web.archive.org/web/20211118223358/litter.catbox.moe/5k4ix5.sb3</s>
* '''Armus and friends hacking kingliam's account and pranking someone with the game''': files.screamer.wiki/ArmusFlappyBird.mp4

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Duckpack51

2025-10-02T19:45:08Z

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|name = Duckpack51
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|imagecaption = Moments before the shocking content appears.
|maker = Mayengg03
|type = Shock video
|date = June 4th, 2021
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'''Duckpack51''' is a graphic [[shock video]] of a young man getting beheaded by what appears to be a criminal gang. The video is named after the now deleted Blogspot where it originated from. The original video went viral on June 4, 2021 and showed a clip of a girl, who is possibly [[Screamer Wiki:About|Screamer Wiki]] user [[User:Anghaa03|Anghaa03]]<ref>[[Duckpack51#comment-10856|#comment-10856]]</ref> dancing on [[TikTok]] before cutting to the man being executed.

==Origin==
The video originated on a now-deleted Blogspot page titled Duckpack51. The video was first uploaded by the user ''Mayengg03'' on TikTok, who was banned after he uploaded the video. During the video's release, the TikTok moderators have tried their best to investigate who's behind the video.<ref>
kora.fal3arda.com/390704/duckpack51-blogspot-com-2021-05-tiktok-extremo-html-m-1-duckpack51-blogspot-com-2021-05-tiktok-extremo-html-m-1-youtube/amp/</ref>

At first, the video depicted a girl dancing to the song "Dick" by Starboy3, and then cut to the execution footage of a 19-year-old Mexican criminal Rodolfo Belluci, who began his criminal career at age 15. The video took place in what appears to be either a shower stall or locker room. Throughout the video, the executors taunt Belluci in Spanish, including with the words "puto" and "pillo", which are usually for males. They do not fully behead him in the video.

After Rodolfo Bellucci was murdered, he had his corpse scattered across Cuernavaca, Morelos. The execution took place in February 2019, and the video went viral in 2021 after it was uploaded to TikTok.<ref><nowiki>https://whatstrending.com/tiktok-girl-beheaded-bathroom-rodolfo-bellucci</nowiki></ref>

==Response==
[[File:crying.png|thumb|right|200px|During the viral spread of the video, hundreds of users on Twitter tried to warn others.]]
The edited video of Rodolfo's beheading went unnoticed by TikTok's moderation team, and immediately gained a massive amount of negative attention from TikTok users and some media networks including Newsweek, BristolLive, etc. When asked about the video by Newsweek, a spokesperson for TikTok responded with:

:''"We appreciate the concerted effort by our community to warn about an unconscionably graphic clip from another site that was spliced into a video and brought onto TikTok. The original video was quickly removed, and our systems are proactively detecting and blocking attempted re-uploads of the clip to catch malicious behavior before the content can receive views.
:''We apologize to those in our community, including our moderators, who may have come upon this content."''<ref>https://www.newsweek.com/tiktok-graphic-beheading-video-company-response-1598107</ref>

==References==
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== Link ==
NOTE: The following video contains extremely [[:Category:Graphic content|graphic content]]<nowiki/>!
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20211031172108/litter.catbox.moe/s5f5uu.mp4</s>

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Wake Up Jeff DVD Game

2025-10-02T19:44:12Z

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{{Infobox
|title = Wake Up Jeff DVD Game
|image = TheWigglesXploshi.jpeg
|maker = Xploshi
|type = [[YouTube]] [[video]]
|date = June 3, 2023 (original version) June 5, 2023 (screamer version)
}}
'''Wake Up Jeff DVD Game''' is a [[YouTube]] [[video]] created and uploaded to [[YouTube]] by Xploshi on June 3, 2023, with the screamer version being uploaded 2 days after its release. The video was created in response to YouTube's decision on classifying the original video as suitable for children, thus placing it on YouTube Kids.
==Content==
On June 5, 2023, Xploshi uploaded a version of the video titled "Wake Up Jeff DVD Game (SCARY EDITION)." The footage included added text, "OR ELSE," and "OR SOMETHING VERY BAD MIGHT HAPPEN…" which appeared on the screen after Jeff greeted the viewer with "Here we go!". Suddenly, the face from [[What's Wrong With This Picture?|What's Wrong?]] would appear on the screen along with a male scream. After the screamer, the video would cut to a distorted head of [[Wikipedia:Jeff Fatt|Jeff Fatt]] with its eyes blacked out and mouth stretched. The text would read "ALERT (78) Wiggles have been dispatched to your last known location."

Subsequently, the video cuts back to Jeff in his car, seemingly falling asleep with his eyes closed. A face with blacked-out eyes and mouth would then appear, accompanied by the same scream from the previous screamer. After this, another screamer would emerge, featuring Anthony in the bottom right-hand corner with a face similar to Tinky Winky from ''Slendytubbies,'' and the same scream from the previous screamers. Following this screamer, Anthony's face would fade away, and he would say "Jeff has fallen asleep again! Could you help '''make the voices stop? Please make the voices stop. I can’t handle the voices.'''"

Another screamer would follow, with many moving eyes on a black background and the same scream from the previous ones. After the screamer, the text below would read "Wake up Jeff!" and Jeff would start to drive to the left. The same "magenta face" would appear again, but the text would change to read "You should be able to hear them approaching." In the background, knocking sounds can be heard. Another screamer would suddenly appear, featuring the same face from Dane Boe's ''Scarier Faces'' video.

The video would then cut back to Jeff driving to the left. Later, it would show Jeff driving off a cliff while sleeping, and the car would explode as it fell off the cliff. Following this, it would cut to an image of Ji-Hyun (the character portrayed by the South Korean actress [[Wikipedia:Park Ji-hyun (actress)|Park Ji-hyun]]) from the found footage supernatural horror film ''[[wikipedia:Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum|Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum]]'', along with text that reads "Was it worth it?" After this, a crash handler screen would appear. The text would read "WIGGLY FUN DVD CRASH HANDLER. Please ask a grown-up to help you through the following screens. The (78) Wiggles have all fallen prey to environmental hazards. (933) airborne Wiggles have been dispatched instead. You can track them using this live map. Happy Wiggling!"

On the third frame, a live map of a location, likely in the UK, would be shown with a red circle labeled "YOU." Suddenly, a black void with red text above it saying “SWARM OF WIGGLES” would appear and get closer to the circle, with the background ambiance noise getting louder and louder. The video featured four screamers in total.

==Gallery==
<center><gallery widths="200" spacing="small" position="center" captionalign="center" bordersize="small">
WCH.jpeg|“Please ask a grown up to help you through the following screens.”
WCH2.jpeg|“The (78) Wiggles have all fallen prey to environmental hazards. (933) airborne Wiggles have been dispatched instead.”
WCH3.jpeg|“(933) airborne Wiggles have been dispatched instead. You can track them using this live map. Happy Wiggling!”
</gallery></center>

=== Showcase video ===
[[File:Wake Up Jeff DVD Game (censored).mp4|320px]]

== Links ==
NOTE: The following [[video]] contain [[screamers]]!
* '''Original version''': https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LayKGG0rwMk
* '''Screamer version:''' youtube.com/watch?v=itrBaG2bM1o
* twitter.com/Xploshi/status/1665910446359040000
* '''Permalink:''' tinyurl.com/3ajjcmnt

==See Also==
*[[Luigi Personality Quiz]]

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Moving Laptop

2025-10-02T19:41:50Z

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{{Quote|This was a fun screamer to make. The idea started at school today, during the Grade 6 Mathematics Fast Test when I would be under the table and push a laptop like a ghost was moving it. This made me wanna do this thing at home, and it wasn't too hard to do.|DiscoverGuy1999's description of how he made the video.}}
<blockquote>''For the sequel, see [[Moving Laptop 2]].''</blockquote>
{{Infobox
|name = Moving Laptop
|image = Moving Laptop.jpeg
|imagecaption = Forget haunted houses, now we have haunted computers…
|maker = [[User:DiscoverGuy1999|DiscoverGuy1999]]
|type = [[YouTube]] video
|date = May 11, 2023
}}

'''Moving Laptop''' is a [[screamer]] video uploaded to [[YouTube]] by DiscoverGuy1999 on May 11, 2023. This video is similar to that of the infamous [[Ghost Caught on Tape]] screamer by [[Steve Zuranski]]/SZWorld.

The video starts in the uploader's dining room with a night vision filter, with a [[wikipedia:Dell|Dell]] computer present on the left, as an episode of ''[[wikipedia:Sesame Street|Sesame Street]]'' plays softly in the background, discussing ''[[wikipedia:Numberblocks|Numberblocks]]''. After around 30 seconds of this shot, the computer starts moving on its own, and then a cutout of ''Buck Dancer'' (the alter-ego of ''[[wikipedia:Larry David|Larry David]]'') from ''[[wikipedia:Curb Your Enthusiasm|Curb Your Enthusiasm]]'' on two popsicle sticks appears right in front of the computer and jumps directly into the camera with a distorted version of the scream from [[Ghost Caught on Tape]]. The scream is taken from [[Hey, Who's That Behind You?]] by MarioHeadGuy.

On April 21, 2024, Discover made a [[Moving Laptop 2|sequel]] due to the prequel's success.

== Behind the Scenes ==
DiscoverGuy1999 came up with the idea of making this [[screamer]] video during when he was taken the Grade 6 Mathematics Fast Test on the same school day as the video's upload date. He would go under the table and secretly move the computer to act like a ghost is moving the computer. This made the making of the [[screamer]] come to his mind when he finished the school day.

After getting home, he tried making the screamer outside, but didn't end up looking like a ghost was moving the computer in the recording as his hand was present. He tried the dining room table, and was used in the final cut. He played Sesame Street episode 4325 (also known as ''Porridge Art''), and add an audio clip of him saying "I heard that Numberblocks is airing on [[wikipedia:Netflix|Netflix]]." from a far distance. As soon as the video started, he crawled under the table the video was filmed in and slowly pushed the bottom of the computer.

It took a few attempts to get this scene right. Discover wanted to make sure the computer was as close to the table and as far off the edge as possible to ensure his hand was not shown in the video, ruining the twist.
=== Showcase video ===
[[File:Moving Laptop (censored).mp4|320px]]

== Link ==
NOTE: The following video contains a [[screamer]]!
* youtube.com/watch?v=iIKxW1_hrM4
* '''Permalink:''' tinyurl.com/55ph7cpm

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Luigi Personality Quiz

2025-10-02T19:39:23Z

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{{Infobox
|title = Luigi Personality Quiz
|image = Luigipersonalityquiz.png
|maker = Xploshi
|type = [[YouTube]] video
|date = October 31, 2021
}}
'''Luigi Personality Quiz''' is an analog-style horror video by Xploshi, premiering on October 31, 2021. The [[screamer]] is about a lost shareware game the creator found on her computer.
==Content==
The video starts with the Indigo Interactive logo (a parody of the ''[[wikipedia:Gemini Home Entertainment|Gemini Home Entertainment]]'' intro from the analog horror series with the same name). It proceeds to the game's title screen, which shows Luigi from ''Super Mario Bros.'' and the title from said video. A warning screen appears detailing possible side effects from continuing, such as "organ failure, muscle spasms, and violent hallucinations". The player decides to continue anyway and selects "BEGIN".

A series of multiple-choice questions are displayed, each featuring Luigi with a segmented timer in the corners:

===First question===
The first question asks the player their favorite color with the options "Green", "Red", and "Blue". The player answers "Green".

===Second question===
The second question asks who is the superior brother: Mario, Luigi, or Other. The player answers Luigi.

===Third question===
The third question asks them if they're aware of the stranger breathing on their neck. At this point, the music stops while Luigi and the timer disappear. The player answers "TRUE".

===Fourth question===
The fourth question asks them which vital organ they are most willing to donate, showing a picture of a brain, lungs, and heart. Luigi and the timer reappear and the music resumes. The player selects the brain.

=== Fifth question===
The fifth question shows both Mario and Bowser and asks who is loudest. A voice clip plays for each one, before the background changes to a darkened image of Luigi's face, with a loud gibberish vocal. It changes back, and the player selects the image of Luigi.

===Sixth question===
The sixth question shows a fanart of Luigi in a tuxedo (made by MariobrosYaoiFan12 on deviantART)<ref> https://www.deviantart.com/mariobrosyaoifan12/art/Luig-in-a-Tuxedo-346361578</ref> and asks them to pick a girlfriend for him. Three princesses appear, Rosalina, Daisy, and Peach. The player picks Daisy, but instead of proceeding to the next question, the background turns black for a few seconds, and the princesses' faces become stretched and nightmarish (which appear to resemble Alternates from the [[YouTube]] analog horror series ''The Mandela Catalogue'').

=== Seventh question===
The seventh question asks them how they would react to someone disagreeing with their opinion, with "sincerity", "quiet indifference", or "violence". The player hesitates for a moment, but answers "with sincerity".

=== Eighth/Final question===
The eighth question says "Mash [SPACE] to run". An endless hallway appears on top of a low-quality video with a Magikoopa chasing the player. A door shuts in front of the Magikoopa, and a distorted Luigi head with an open jaw enters, slowly approaching the screen. The video cuts to two eyes with a loud screech when it catches up.

===Diagnosis===
The quiz completes by measuring the player's heart rate (who is probably dead after the final question). It produces a diagnosis, referring to the player as "it" and states it "thinks it is better than other people", convinces "itself of its own innocence", yet "knows it is not innocent".

The game ends with the question "'''Are you happy living like this?'''".

== Gallery==
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File:LuigiQuiz Logo.png|alt=A logo that says "Indigo Interactive" with blue text and star icon|Indigo Interactive
File:Luigipersonalityquiz.png|alt=A green screen with the title "Luigi Personality Quiz". There is an image of Luigi and a hand icon pointing to a "BEGIN" button.|Title screen
File:LuigiQuiz Warning.png|alt="By pressing BEGIN, you acknowledge the possibility of organ failure, muscle spasms, and violent hallucinations." The hand is still pointing to "BEGIN".|''No lawsuits for us!''
File:LuigiQuiz Q1.png|alt=The text reads "Question 1: what is your favourite colour?" Luigi and a segmented timer appear. The options are Green, Red, and Blue, with the cursor selecting Green.|Question 1
File:LuigiQuiz Q2.png|alt="Question 2: Who is the superior brother?" The options are Mario, Luigi, and Other, with the cursor selecting Luigi.|Question 2
File:LuigiQuiz Q3.png|alt="Question 3: you are aware of the stranger breathing on your neck." The options are TRUE or FALSE, with the cursor selecting TRUE. There is no Luigi or timer in this question.|Question 3
File:LuigiQuiz Q4.png|alt="Question 4: Which of your vital organs are you most willing to donate?" There is a picture of the brain, lungs, and heart, with the cursor selecting the brain.|Question 4
File:LuigiQuiz Q5.png|alt="Question 5: listen closely. who's voice is the loudest?" Below the text are Mario and Bowser, but the cursor is selecting Luigi in the bottom right corner.|Question 5
File:LuigiQuiz Q6.png|alt="Question 6: pick a Girlfriend for Luigi." The princesses Rosalina, Daisy, and Peach are shown, with the cursor selecting Daisy. Luigi is dressed in a groom's wedding outfit.|Question 6
File:LuigiQuiz Q7.png|alt="Question 7: How do you tend to react when someone disagrees with your opinion?" The options are With sincerity, With quiet indifference, and With violence, and the cursor is selecting With sincerity.|Question 7
File:LuigiQuiz Q8.png|alt="Question 8: Mash [SPACE] to run." All the other images have disappeared.|Question 8 (moments before the screamer)
File:LuigiQuiz Diagnosis.png|alt="DIAGNOSIS" "Player thinks it is better than other people." "Player spends an alarming amount of time convincing itself of its own innocence" "Player knows it is not innocent." "Are you happy living like this?" Luigi returns in the bottom-left corner.|Diagnosis
</gallery>

=== Showcase video ===
[[File:Luigi Personality Quiz (censored).mp4|320px]]

== References ==
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==Links==
NOTE: The following video contains a [[screamer]]!
* youtube.com/watch?v=1xwKXhexLak
*'''Permalink:''' tinyurl.com/mwbsux7r

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So Satisfying Paint Peeling

2025-10-02T19:30:25Z

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{{Infobox
|title = So Satisfying
|image = SoSatisfying.png
|imagecaption = Even with the screamer, it's still satisfying.
|maker = Jason (@thecaulkanator)
|type = [[TikTok]] bait-and-switch
|date = December 6, 2020
}}
'''So Satisfying Paint Peeling''' is a series of [[TikTok]] bait-and-switch [[screamer]]s created by Jason (@thecaulkanator).

The first video was released on December 6, 2020, which was of Jason peeling the paint out of a dried paint can. Right after the dried paint is peeled off (leaving the can itself clean, a spider pops up with a scream. A later version was released a day later with the caption "So Satisfying"; this version got over 55 million views.

A second video was released on December 10, 2020, which has Jason, again, peeling dried paint out of a dried paint can, however, there is no screamer immediately. Instead, after the paint in the can is removed, Jason turns the can over where a spider from under the can jumps into the camera with a scream.

There are some variations, including the one where someone opens a rock, the same spider appears.
=== Showcase video ===
[[File:So Satisfying Paint Peeling (censored).mp4|170px]]

== Links ==
NOTE: The following video contains a [[screamer]]!
*'''Original video (no caption):''' tiktok.com/@thecaulkanator/video/6903114730467118338
*'''Original video (with caption):''' tiktok.com/@thecaulkanator/video/6903481084600651010
*'''YouTube version:''' youtube.com/watch?v=2QbrqNmPuhg
*'''Second video:''' tiktok.com/@thecaulkanator/video/6904575771088637186
*'''Permalink:''' tinyurl.com/yc6dwa3p

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Scratch Cat Quiz!

2025-10-02T19:26:26Z

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{{Distinguish|Quiz Night with the Scratch Cat!}}
{{Infobox
|title = Scratch Cat Quiz!
|image = Scratch Cat Quiz.png
|maker = thatdude871
|type = [[Scratch project]]
|date = March 17th, 2019
}}
'''Scratch Cat Quiz!''' is a [[screamer]] game made by thatdude871 on March 17, 2019. the [[Scratch]] game disguises Itself as a simple quiz game, it has similarities to [[Quiz Night with the Scratch Cat!]].

The game begins with scratch cat inquiring as to when scratch 3.0 was developed. If the player answers correctly (2019), it will proceed to the next question, which is when the notorious RMS Titanic sank incident happen. The answer is obvious, and it is 1912, Then he will ask the player when this project was finished. Whatever the player answers, an image of the title character from the arcade game ''[[wikipedia:Sinistar|Sinistar]]'' appears along with a loud voice saying the line: "I'LL TEAR YOU APART!" from [[Subliminal Screamer|Sexy Ice Cream Message!]].
== Link ==
NOTE: The following game contains a [[screamer]]!
* scratch.mit.edu/projects/294631603
* '''Permalink:''' web.archive.org/web/20251002192559/<nowiki>https://tmpfiles.org/dl/2896148/0qrrrn.sb3</nowiki>

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A peaceful ride through town

2025-10-02T19:13:57Z

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{{Infobox
|title = A peaceful ride through town
|image = ridethroughtown.jpg
|imagecaption = A sleep-inducing ride through town…
|maker = Annie Allen
|type = [[YouTube]] video
|date = July 17th, 2018
}}
'''A peaceful ride through town''' is a [[screamer]] [[video]] uploaded to [[YouTube]] made by the user Annie Allen (also known as [[User:Rorothescreamerfan FANBASE ACCOUNT|Rorothescreamerfan]]) on July 17, 2018.

The video begins innocently enough with a window view of a car driving through town. But after about 40 seconds, a picture of ''[[wikipedia:Spongebob|SpongeBob]]'' from the episode "[https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Just_One_Bite Just One Bite]" pops up, accompanied by the user's gasp. This image is purportedly a gimmick, and the video credits are displayed with a message that reads: "Ha ha, you thought this was a scream!" Following the credits, an episode title card-style image labeled "LOL" briefly appears. However, the real shock comes next when an image of Cuddle E. Hugs, a character voiced by Jeff Garlin from the episode of the [https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Cuddle_E._Hugs same name], appears with the creator's scream. After the screamer, an image appears at the top of the screen, featuring a picture of the trollface and text that mocks the viewer: "Ha ha, u fell 4 it," accompanied by Eduard Khil's cover of "[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsveiPJcxlE I'm So Happy to Finally Return Home]" (Trollface song). The whole video is very amateurish and low quality in both sound and videography, with lots of ambient noise unintentionally included.

==Gallery==
<gallery>

Thesponge.jpeg|The image of SpongeBob that serves as the fake screamer

Troll.jpeg|The trollface message at the end

</gallery>

=== Showcase video ===
[[File:A peaceful ride through town (censored).mp4|320x320px]]

== Link ==
NOTE: The following video contains a [[screamer]]!
* youtube.com/watch?v=KtAIYqijhks
*'''Permalink:''' tinyurl.com/ye2vhk92

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Certast

2025-10-02T19:10:46Z

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{{Infobox Game
|title = Untitled.exe, Certast., Certast II
|image = untitled.exe.png
|imagecaption =''Untitled.exe'', the first Certast-based game, created in 2017.
|maker = Certast ([[Untitled.exe]]), METALpunch3912 ([[Certast.]] & [[Certast II]])
|type= [[Scratch]] project
|date= [[Untitled.exe]]: 2017 [[Certast.]]: March 15th, 2019 [[Certast II]]: October 14th, 2019
|platform= ''scratch.mid.edu''
|written in = [[Scratch]]'s programming language
}}
'''Certast''' is a series of [[games]] that originated on the platform [[Scratch]].
==Background==
In each game, players are introduced to a crudely drawn, yellow, bodyless character with bunny-like ears known as ''Certast''. The first and original variation, titled "Untitled.exe" was created by a user named Certast on June 10, 2017, on the [[Scratch]] [[website]]. The gameplay primarily involves the player being questioned by Certast as if they are in direct conversation with the creator. Players can respond to his queries via an input box below the screen, and specific inputs can trigger various events. Additionally, there are other interactive elements that, when engaged, can also cause events to trigger. Despite the game not gaining recognition from the screamer community or scratch itself, fan-made variations, known as "remixes", in [[Scratch]], have been created by users to personalize the experience.
==Gameplay==
The original [[game]] ''Untitled.exe'' showcases a yellow character named Certast positioned on a serene hill within a simplistic environment. Despite Certast being interactive, players are explicitly cautioned against clicking on it. Initiating the game prompts a greeting from ''Certast'', shortly followed by a warning message transitioning to "He came," a nod to the [[creepypasta]] Zalgo. Subsequently, the atmosphere takes a sinister change, transforming the world into a dark iteration, and Certass disappears off-screen. The screen remains black for a while, until Certast's face abruptly [[jumpscares]] the player. To proceed, players can click the "Quit" button situated in the top right corner. Upon doing so, the game resumes, with ''Certast'' inquiring, "What's happening?" A text box allows players to respond to Certast, who can only react to specific prompts. Choosing "Nothing" results in ''Certast'' expressing, "ohh..., Have a nice day." Typing "you are evil" leads to Certast appearing saddened and questioning, "What do you mean?" Opting for "You are so cute, that's the thing I mean," elicits Certast's response of "ok?" followed by "Have a nice day." The game ends at this point.
==Variations==
===Certast.===
[[File:Certast.png|thumb|200px|left|The first Certast. game]]
'''Certast.''' is one of the known fan-made variations revolving around Certast, created by ''METALpunch3912'' (previously known as 3921-Roblox) and released on March 15th, 2019. In gameplay, players engage with a much less detailed version of Certast. Opting to play with them triggers a sudden blackout, accompanied by an unsettling scream. Afterward, Certast turns evil and introduces players to a game titled "The Questions of Death", where the objective is to answer a series of questions. But upon answering the final question, a zombie face covered in blood would appear, along with the same scream from [[The Maze]]. This [[screamer]] can also be triggered by inputting "Certast" as the player's name at the beginning, in which Certast's face will turn red, and the same image will suddenly pop up with the same scream.

===Certast II===
[[File:Certast II.png|thumb|200px|right|The sequel of Certast.]]
On October 14th, 2019, ''Certast (Remastered)'' (also known as ''Certast II'') was created as another remake of the original Scratch game by ''METALpunch3912''. This version introduces players to ''Certast,'' who proposes playing together after a brief welcome. Declining prompts ''Certast'' to inquire about the reason, while agreeing leads to ''Certast'' saying, "Ok then, let's play." But regardless of the player's answer, an eerie event would trigger with a darkened screen and reversed wailing sounds. The scenery changes, presenting ''Certast'' with a twisted smile and hollow eye sockets, uttering "Hello" and "wanna play????," creating an unsettling atmosphere. If the player responds affirmatively, Certast approves with "Good Choice," but negative responses or "invalid answers" are met with a dismissive "Do you think I care about your answer?" ''Certast'' labels the game as "QUIZ of Satan", and the gameplay mirrors that of the original. In the final question, "Do you think I will let you win?", regardless of the player's input, the screen goes black, and eerie sounds reminiscent of the first [[Luna Game]] emerge. The game concludes with a message stating "To be continued..."

These two games are currently lost as the creator either deactivated their account or Scratch removed the games from the platform.
<center><gallery>
</gallery></center>
==Links==
NOTE: The following scratch game contains a [[screamer]]!
* '''Untitled.exe''': scratch.mit.edu/projects/164826874
:* '''Permalink:''' archive.org/download/untitled.exe_202510/Untitled.exe.sb2
* '''Certast.''': <s>scratch.mit.edu/projects/292847193/</s>
* '''Certast II''': scratch.mit.edu/projects/335859900/
:* '''Permalink:''' archive.org/download/untitled.exe_202510/Certast%20Remastered.sb3

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Google.exe

2025-10-02T19:07:31Z

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{{ContentWarning}}
{{Spoilers}}
{{Infobox video game
|title = Google.exe
|image = Googleexe.JPG
|imagecaption = The Google.exe replica of the original search engine.
|maker= RecordGuy626
|publisher= Self-published
|type= Video game screamers
|date= November 8th, 2016
|platform= ''[[GameJolt]]''
|engine= [[wikipedia:Game Maker|Game Maker 2.1.0]]
|first= Google.exe
|sequel=[[Hangouts.exe]]
}}
'''Google.exe''' is a [[video games|screamer video game]] created and published on November 8, 2016, created and developed by RecordGuy626 using [[wikipedia:Game Maker|Game Maker 2.1.0]] version.
==Plot==
The narrative centers on Tim Hairten, a teenager who dealt with severe depression and child abuse, ultimately succumbing to the guidance of a mysterious voice, which leads him to commit suicide. In the afterlife, Tim encounters the voice in person, making him reflect on whether he acted upon its commands. As he senses an unusual feeling represented by cryptic symbols, Tim discovers his judgment by death as an immortal spirit destined to spend his existence in [[wikipedia:Google|Google]]. Returning with other ghosts, he curses Google's latest updates, causing chaos, eerie consequences, and a particular update, Version 6.6.6. Unbeknownst to the company, the haunted website scares unsuspecting users, with victims falling prey to the curse and chaos ensuing. A year later, the corrupted file reappears for Windows, indicating that Tim is returning with a dark warning of more things to come.

==Gameplay==
The [[application]] opens with a simulated Google interface, featuring limited interactable elements like the search bar, the "search" button, and the "[[wikipedia:I'm Feeling Lucky|I'm Feeling Lucky]]" button. Players can input anything in the search bar and, if available, be redirected; otherwise, they are redirected to a list of available contents.

===First column===
:* "About Google" redirects to a note indicating that Google has been updated for "safety and security" and suggests visiting [[wikipedia:Gmail|Gmail]] for more information.
:*[[wikipedia:Google Earth|Google Earth]] allows players to search for any country, presenting an image of Earth in the background. Typing in a desired country results in the image transforming into an explosion accompanied by an exceptionally loud beeping noise. The [[application]] then opens with a note reading "Invalid country you had putten [sic], It doesn't exist..."
:*[[wikipedia:Gmail|Gmail]] opens up with a password interface, but the player can type anything they would and should be redirected to the mailbox, with one mail available in it. The mail contains a message from "The Google Team" to the point it reveals the player is being stalked around and they know the player's identity. After leaving the page, the button for accessing Gmail is made unavailable.

===Second column===
:* Google Update triggers a message box saying "Welcome to Version 6.6.6." Subsequently, the list of contents changes to the text "Denied," and the background shifts to static. These actions prompt an "Access Denied" message box, and after a moment, the game abruptly closes, leaving a note behind with the words "DENIED YOURSELF DENIED YOURSELF."
:*Choosing Google Photos reveals a list of stock images, mainly related to Google and entrepreneurs. The search bar, when used for Google Speed Update, transitions to a text prompt. However, it abruptly shifts to a highly contrasted image of [[Amy Peterson]] from ''[[wikipedia:Fright Night|Fright Night]]'', accompanied by the [[Mov0001.swf]] scream.
:*Google Settings displays a fake error message that this service is not available yet.

===Third column===
:* [[YouTube]] redirects to an "unavailable" video titled "Unknown Blog" by Tim Hairten, later interrupted by a highly contrasted image of a vampire-like grin with black eyes and red pupils, accompanied by the scream from [[Scary pop up that will make you jump and cry. World BEST SCREAMER !|Scary pop up that will make you jump and cry]]. Subsequently, the [[application]] closes, and static displays on the screen.
:*[[wikipedia:Asurion|Asurion.com]] claims to scan for viruses without requiring an actual anti-virus. Players can test it by clicking on "Scan." However, during the scan, the application cuts to static and closes abruptly. A notepad message appears, stating, "Your Computer Issues are solved. Your Computer Issues are solved. Your Computer Issues are solved."
:*[[wikipedia:Ask.com|Ask.com]] directs players to the actual page of Ask.com, constrained by a single button for asking something. Anything entered there is automatically replaced by "Google.exe," yielding results for "Google.exe." Clicking on it results in a message box saying "Google Refused," returning the player to the list of contents. This sequence is briefly interrupted by an image of [[Katie Embry]] from [[wikipedia:The Ring|''The Ring'']].

==Old version==
The earlier version of the application presented users with choices such as YouTube, CD Drive Cleaner, Google Update, and various Google services.

:*''Google Update'' triggers a message box displaying: "WELCOME TO GOOGLE NIGHTMARE PAGE." Subsequently, the interface shifts to a dark red version with the ominous text "You shouldn't have done that." Users may encounter occasional message boxes with a [https://zelda.fandom.com/wiki/Skull_Kid Skull Kid] close-up and the statement, "[[BEN Drowned|You met a terrible fate, haven't you?]]". However, interacting with these boxes merely closes the application while generating three eerie text files.
:*[[YouTube]] opens a video displaying TV static and an error message. After a while, the screen changes into an image of [[Sonic.exe]], accompanied by a distorted version of his laugh. The application then opens the browser, presenting a text prompt that reads "Hello, do you want to play with me?" before generating files again containing eerie text.
:*CD Drive Cleaner directs users to a page with a CD drive, text and a clean button. Clicking the clean button begins a loading bar progression to 100%, ending with the application closing. Additionally, an image of [https://zeldawiki.wiki/wiki/Moon Majora's Moon] from ''[[wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask|The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask]]'' pops up, accompanied by the same laugh from the Sonic.exe screamer.
:*At random points, another screamer appears, accompanied by a loud scream, with the words in red, "WELCOME! TO YOUR NIGHTMARE!", as well as 11 [[creepypasta]] images, including:
:**Squidward's Suicide.
:**B.O.B.
:**The Rake.
:**[[Suicide Mouse]].
:**[[wikipedia:Slender_Man|SlenderMan]].
:**Laughing Jack.
:**Zalgo.
:**[[BEN Drowned]].
:**Eyeless Jack.
:**[[Smile Dog]].
:**Smile.jeff (which is actually a yellow-tinted [[Jeff the Killer]] with the Smile Dog grin).

The program features an Easter egg with a clue embedded in the text files. The clue suggests an answer starting with "G" and ending with ".exe," revealing "Google.exe." Entering this into the search bar transforms the homepage into a demonic version. After a brief second, a message emerges, stating, "You shouldn't have done that," followed by a close-up image of a face with white eyes, sharp teeth and a long smile in a black background, accompanied by an edited version of [[wikipedia:Jerry_Mouse|Jerry Mouse]] roaring from the ''[[wikipedia:Tom_and_Jerry|Tom & Jerry]]'' cartoon [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xt-0n2wnRug ''The Milky Waif''], ultimately redirecting the user to an image associated with the [[creepypasta]] character [[BEN Drowned]]. There's also [https://zelda.fandom.com/wiki/Happy_Mask_Salesman The Happy Mask Salesman] in it.

==Gallery==
<center><gallery widths="200" spacing="small" position="center" captionalign="center" bordersize="small">
Googleexe.JPG|The Google homepage.
Google2.JPG|[[YouTube]].
Google3.JPG|CD Drive Cleaner.
Google4.JPG|The easter egg.
</gallery></center>
==Trivia==
*''Google.exe'' was inspired by an old .exe game called "Internet Explorer.exe" by MattTheGameMaker from August 2, 2015.<ref>https://gamejolt.com/games/internet-explorer-exe/83288</ref>
==Links==
<references />
NOTE: The following games contain [[screamers]]!
* gamejolt.com/games/google-horror-page/206231
* '''All games listed:''' archive.org/download/google.exe-games/Google.exe%20games.zip
*'''Showcase video:''' youtube.com/watch?v=iSmiq0le01M

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Google.exe

2025-10-02T18:51:53Z

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{{ContentWarning}}
{{Spoilers}}
{{Infobox video game
|title = Google.exe
|image = Googleexe.JPG
|imagecaption = The Google.exe replica of the original search engine.
|maker= RecordGuy626
|publisher= Self-published
|type= Video game screamers
|date= November 8th, 2016
|platform= ''[[GameJolt]]''
|engine= [[wikipedia:Game Maker|Game Maker 2.1.0]]
|first= Google.exe
|sequel=[[Hangouts.exe]]
}}
'''Google.exe''' is a [[video games|screamer video game]] created and published on November 8, 2016, created and developed by RecordGuy626 using [[wikipedia:Game Maker|Game Maker 2.1.0]] version.
==Plot==
The narrative centers on Tim Hairten, a teenager who dealt with severe depression and child abuse, ultimately succumbing to the guidance of a mysterious voice, which leads him to commit suicide. In the afterlife, Tim encounters the voice in person, making him reflect on whether he acted upon its commands. As he senses an unusual feeling represented by cryptic symbols, Tim discovers his judgment by death as an immortal spirit destined to spend his existence in [[wikipedia:Google|Google]]. Returning with other ghosts, he curses Google's latest updates, causing chaos, eerie consequences, and a particular update, Version 6.6.6. Unbeknownst to the company, the haunted website scares unsuspecting users, with victims falling prey to the curse and chaos ensuing. A year later, the corrupted file reappears for Windows, indicating that Tim is returning with a dark warning of more things to come.

==Gameplay==
The [[application]] opens with a simulated Google interface, featuring limited interactable elements like the search bar, the "search" button, and the "[[wikipedia:I'm Feeling Lucky|I'm Feeling Lucky]]" button. Players can input anything in the search bar and, if available, be redirected; otherwise, they are redirected to a list of available contents.

===First column===
:* "About Google" redirects to a note indicating that Google has been updated for "safety and security" and suggests visiting [[wikipedia:Gmail|Gmail]] for more information.
:*[[wikipedia:Google Earth|Google Earth]] allows players to search for any country, presenting an image of Earth in the background. Typing in a desired country results in the image transforming into an explosion accompanied by an exceptionally loud beeping noise. The [[application]] then opens with a note reading "Invalid country you had putten [sic], It doesn't exist..."
:*[[wikipedia:Gmail|Gmail]] opens up with a password interface, but the player can type anything they would and should be redirected to the mailbox, with one mail available in it. The mail contains a message from "The Google Team" to the point it reveals the player is being stalked around and they know the player's identity. After leaving the page, the button for accessing Gmail is made unavailable.

===Second column===
:* Google Update triggers a message box saying "Welcome to Version 6.6.6." Subsequently, the list of contents changes to the text "Denied," and the background shifts to static. These actions prompt an "Access Denied" message box, and after a moment, the game abruptly closes, leaving a note behind with the words "DENIED YOURSELF DENIED YOURSELF."
:*Choosing Google Photos reveals a list of stock images, mainly related to Google and entrepreneurs. The search bar, when used for Google Speed Update, transitions to a text prompt. However, it abruptly shifts to a highly contrasted image of [[Amy Peterson]] from ''[[wikipedia:Fright Night|Fright Night]]'', accompanied by the [[Mov0001.swf]] scream.
:*Google Settings displays a fake error message that this service is not available yet.

===Third column===
:* [[YouTube]] redirects to an "unavailable" video titled "Unknown Blog" by Tim Hairten, later interrupted by a highly contrasted image of a vampire-like grin with black eyes and red pupils, accompanied by the scream from [[Scary pop up that will make you jump and cry. World BEST SCREAMER !|Scary pop up that will make you jump and cry]]. Subsequently, the [[application]] closes, and static displays on the screen.
:*[[wikipedia:Asurion|Asurion.com]] claims to scan for viruses without requiring an actual anti-virus. Players can test it by clicking on "Scan." However, during the scan, the application cuts to static and closes abruptly. A notepad message appears, stating, "Your Computer Issues are solved. Your Computer Issues are solved. Your Computer Issues are solved."
:*[[wikipedia:Ask.com|Ask.com]] directs players to the actual page of Ask.com, constrained by a single button for asking something. Anything entered there is automatically replaced by "Google.exe," yielding results for "Google.exe." Clicking on it results in a message box saying "Google Refused," returning the player to the list of contents. This sequence is briefly interrupted by an image of [[Katie Embry]] from [[wikipedia:The Ring|''The Ring'']].

==Old version==
The earlier version of the application presented users with choices such as YouTube, CD Drive Cleaner, Google Update, and various Google services.

:*''Google Update'' triggers a message box displaying: "WELCOME TO GOOGLE NIGHTMARE PAGE." Subsequently, the interface shifts to a dark red version with the ominous text "You shouldn't have done that." Users may encounter occasional message boxes with a [https://zelda.fandom.com/wiki/Skull_Kid Skull Kid] close-up and the statement, "[[BEN Drowned|You met a terrible fate, haven't you?]]". However, interacting with these boxes merely closes the application while generating three eerie text files.
:*[[YouTube]] opens a video displaying TV static and an error message. After a while, the screen changes into an image of [[Sonic.exe]], accompanied by a distorted version of his laugh. The application then opens the browser, presenting a text prompt that reads "Hello, do you want to play with me?" before generating files again containing eerie text.
:*CD Drive Cleaner directs users to a page with a CD drive, text and a clean button. Clicking the clean button begins a loading bar progression to 100%, ending with the application closing. Additionally, an image of [https://zeldawiki.wiki/wiki/Moon Majora's Moon] from ''[[wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask|The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask]]'' pops up, accompanied by the same laugh from the Sonic.exe screamer.
:*At random points, another screamer appears, accompanied by a loud scream, with the words in red, "WELCOME! TO YOUR NIGHTMARE!", as well as 11 [[creepypasta]] images, including:
:**Squidward's Suicide.
:**B.O.B.
:**The Rake.
:**[[Suicide Mouse]].
:**[[wikipedia:Slender_Man|SlenderMan]].
:**Laughing Jack.
:**Zalgo.
:**[[BEN Drowned]].
:**Eyeless Jack.
:**[[Smile Dog]].
:**Smile.jeff (which is actually a yellow-tinted [[Jeff the Killer]] with the Smile Dog grin).

The program features an Easter egg with a clue embedded in the text files. The clue suggests an answer starting with "G" and ending with ".exe," revealing "Google.exe." Entering this into the search bar transforms the homepage into a demonic version. After a brief second, a message emerges, stating, "You shouldn't have done that," followed by a close-up image of a face with white eyes, sharp teeth and a long smile in a black background, accompanied by an edited version of [[wikipedia:Jerry_Mouse|Jerry Mouse]] roaring from the ''[[wikipedia:Tom_and_Jerry|Tom & Jerry]]'' cartoon [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xt-0n2wnRug ''The Milky Waif''], ultimately redirecting the user to an image associated with the [[creepypasta]] character [[BEN Drowned]]. There's also [https://zelda.fandom.com/wiki/Happy_Mask_Salesman The Happy Mask Salesman] in it.

==Gallery==
<center><gallery widths="200" spacing="small" position="center" captionalign="center" bordersize="small">
Googleexe.JPG|The Google homepage.
Google2.JPG|[[YouTube]].
Google3.JPG|CD Drive Cleaner.
Google4.JPG|The easter egg.
</gallery></center>
==Trivia==
*''Google.exe'' was inspired by an old .exe game called "Internet Explorer.exe" by MattTheGameMaker from August 2, 2015.<ref>https://gamejolt.com/games/internet-explorer-exe/83288</ref>
==Links==
<references />
NOTE: The following games contain [[screamers]]!
* gamejolt.com/games/google-horror-page/206231
* '''All games listed:''' archive.org/details/google.exe-games
*'''Showcase video:''' youtube.com/watch?v=iSmiq0le01M

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2016

2025-10-02T18:24:24Z

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{{Infobox
|title = 2016
|image = 2016.jpeg
|imagecaption = The video's thumbnail, which is an exact frame from 0:40.
|maker = PawPatrol&Jack'sBigMusicShowFanatic 2004
|type = [[YouTube]] video
|date = TBA, likely January 2017
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{{Quote|I want this to be found more than any other partially-lost screamer across the internet. I know that one [[Super Mario 64 Big Star Secret|Super Mario 64 screamer]] is more popular and more people look for it, but this ghosted, mysterious, intense, 70 second masterpiece, must be found today. Keep searching, mates.|[[User:DiscoverGuy1999|DiscoverGuy1999]]<ref>DiscoverGuy1999 quoting for the Screamer Wiki https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxqbwtocJuclnrM08jhBWhHx4uk0tCA-9j</ref>}}
'''2016''' was a [[screamer]] video uploaded to [[YouTube]] by a user named ''PawPatrol&Jack'sBigMusicShowFanatic 2004''<ref>[https://socialblade.com/youtube/channel/UCwRknZJbRTwgNX8o8WDy7sQ PawPatrol&Jack'sBigMusicShowFanatic 2004's SocialBlade]</ref> (a '''rumored''' impersonation of another user, now known as ''AndrewTheNicktoons HubFan2004''). It is unknown exactly when the video was uploaded, but it is currently known to be sometime by around Late January 2017. The creator who made the video has been terminated by around February 28th, 2018, due to the account receiving multiple third-party claims of copyright infringement regarding the account's uploaded content. Like [[Super Mario 64 Big Star Secret]], this screamer has not been easy to find, but footage from the video is available online as a component of another video.
==Content==
The video is currently known to contain eight screamer videos created in 2016 running simultaneously as semi-transparent layers, while there could have been more in there based on observations. They are, from back to front:
*[[Coffee Break - Mother 3]] by SiIvaGunner.
*[[Puzzle Room - Kirby: Planet Robobot]] by Le Ruse Bird.
*[[FOLLOW THE RED DOT ! SCARY HYPNOSIS GAME !]] by CrazyMarc666.
*[[Scary pop up that will make you jump and cry. World BEST SCREAMER !]], also by CrazyMarc666.
*[[Scary VeggieTales Theme Song Reversed]] by MST3KFTW ButtUglyMartiansFTL.
*A gameplay of [[Scariest Maze Game]], a screamer game from 2009 by Joshua Mustill, that was recorded in 2016, titled ''follow the blue dot - especial edition'' by miguel chamorro leon.
*[[Sleeping Puppy]] by TheEmeraldMan382
*[[News Reporter's Shocking Death on Live Television]] by [[User:Sump|Sump]], uploaded to his channel ''CemeterialCentral''.

All of the screamers are synchronized to go off at the same time at around the 45-second mark into the video, with the shorter ones delayed to properly align with the longer ones later in the video. It is also rumored that [[Count The Snow Bunnies]], [[Omsj]], and [[SpongeBob assaults your mind with "subliminal messages"]] might've been used, based on audial and visual observations.
[[File:2016 stats.png|200px|thumb|right|The statistics from "Random Maze #7", including the title, length, and link. The release date is not shown, possibly due to the "share" menu being open.]]
==Background==
===The early hunt===
After the user who uploaded the screamer was terminated in 2018, the origin of this video remained unknown to most people. Most people are familiar with it as it was used in videos called ''Up To Fasters''. An example includes a video titled ''up to faster 110parison'', also created and posted onto YouTube by said user and was showcased on the top left corner.

One day in July of 2020, a [[YouTube]] user named ''Give Me 5K Subs / NET1973'' (now known as ''[[User:DiscoverGuy1999|DiscoverGuy1999]]'') found the video, its title (2016), length (1:09), and link ID (WAW6cE7DJ78) on a YouTube video titled ''Random Maze #7'' by ''Pipsqueak8205''. (uploaded on May 29th, 2017; 0:01-0:25). After this, the hunt began! Many users have requested a reupload to notably YouTube user ''[SM] Software Maker'', as it was featured in the following of their uploaded videos:
*''Why There million Again Up To Faster Parison Two Side By Side Baldi's Basics'' (uploaded on November 26th, 2018; 0:00-0:51).
*''Screamer Maze'' (uploaded on December 21st, 2018; 2:00-3:09).
*''Annoying Goose Comparison 4'' (uploaded on January 20th, 2019; the part of the screamer where [[Anne.jpg]] is visible is played on a loop; 0:00-1:27).

People have had numerous attempts to find the screamer video, like using the [[Wayback Machine]], but unfortunately, no saved archives can be found anywhere online. At the start of September of the same year, DiscoverGuy1999 uploaded a video similar to the original with the same title, though it included different videos mixed in. Some notable ones are [[The Maze]], [[SCP-450]], [[FOLLOW THE RED DOT ! SCARY HYPNOSIS GAME !]], and [[Anne.jpg]]. An updated version with more sources was released on October 18th, 2020 (titled ''Some Early "2016" Thing''), which adds more screamers including a very identical [[Scariest Maze Game]] gameplay, all nine [[K-fee commercials]], and the early version of [[Anne.jpg]] that was used in [[Sleeping Puppy]]. This remake was considered the most accurate for just over two years. Another updated version was made by the same creator in March of 2021 with even more sources, but DiscoverGuy1999 has never uploaded it.<ref>youtube.com/watch?v=MesPp_oG3pM</ref>

On March 28th, 2021, a video was uploaded by DiscoverGuy1999 that 2016 is possible to be found on the [[Wayback Machine]], but was yet to be found. After this, relevancy dropped significantly in 2016 due to DiscoverGuy1999's low interest. However, there were variations made by a few people, eventually seen by DiscoverGuy1999 during his channel's Classical Revolution that started on January 12th, 2023.
===The big hunt===
More people joined the hunt in 2023 as DiscoverGuy1999 promised YouTubePower member ''MyDayAston The Muppets Lover NAUTTP NATHDTC POE'', that he would be able to reupload it using ''AceThinker Video Keeper'';<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LnTh_GgxiM&lc=UgzHfhLP3V94moMchz94AaABAg</ref><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_srncdzyqc&lc=UgwnnqpnGwU7rKY-Ibh4AaABAg</ref> However, the site was a scam. About a week later, MyDayAston created a playlist titled ''2016 remake'', which later became a collaboration with DiscoverGuy1999. On February 25th, Discover decided to do an unofficial remake using ''[[Kapwing]]'', containing the 5 videos that were seen in the playlist at the time. There were 2 videos non-screamer videos in the playlist, likely added by accident. The 2 videos were later removed, and "actual" screamer sources started to be added. If one of the screamers wasn't found yet, a similar video is used in the playlist.

On March 2nd, MyDayAston uploaded a ''reuploadish'' (similar to a reupload, but was cropped from another video with matching audio). The first 17 seconds are not included due to there being no found opaque footage of the first 17 seconds. MyDayAston and DiscoverGuy1999 then continued to uncover all the known sources in the screamer, notably using {{SITENAME}} articles and other search sites. Discover found [[Puzzle Room - Kirby: Planet Robobot]] on March 7th, by viewing the SiIvaGunner category on this wiki, and the video was eventually added to the playlist.

A few days later, Discover started creating a remake of the screamer using ''KineMaster 5''. He told MyDayAston that he has the near-identical [[Scariest Maze Game]] gameplay used in ''Some Early "2016" Thing''. The gameplay is slightly longer, the outline is thicker, and the actual gameplay was found later. After Discover agreed that MyDayAston insisted that he would do the remake, he was told that he also found ''[[Coffee Break - Mother 3]]''. He was also told that the screamer video with the ''Loud Nigra'' sound effect was ''[[News Reporter's Shocking Death on Live Television]]'', a lost screamer. The other two screamers were discovered later.

The first official remake was uploaded on March 14th. Some notable inaccuracies are that ''[[Scary pop up that will make you jump and cry. World BEST SCREAMER !]]'' is just a green overlay, and since ''[[News Reporter's Shocking Death on Live Television]]'' was lost, it was replaced by a video made by the same user titled ''[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZ4bIrnEFzw When you see the same term used for some people's Thirty-Eight fanart]''. The remake was modified on April 9th, after DiscoverGuy1999 heard of ''[[Sleeping Puppy]]''. Only the screamer section of ''[[Scary pop up that will make you jump and cry. World BEST SCREAMER !]]'' is shown, and remakes of ''[[Sleeping Puppy]]'' and ''[[News Reporter's Shocking Death on Live Television]]'' are now added.

A third remake was made on May 13th, after the source of [[News Reporter's Shocking Death on Live Television]] was found the prior day. The remake was even more accurate than the previous remakes he made. DiscoverGuy1999 also showed his remakes of [[Sleeping Puppy]] and [[News Reporter's Shocking Death on Live Television]] to people on the file hosting site ''[https://qu.ax qu.ax]''. The amount of remakes and variations created and uploaded had increased after the third remake.

On January 14th, 2024, DiscoverGuy1999 decided to make a fourth 2016 remake using ''[[Kapwing]]'', which is intended to be the most accurate one possible. The remake was uploaded on January 15th, 2024, but fixed a minor error and uploaded it as remake V4.5, on January 21st.

On June 23rd, at around 6:00 pm BST, MyDayAston found the original video's thumbnail, which seems to be a frame from the video's 40-second mark. This was found on the thumbnail for the YouTube Multiplier mashup titled "''2016 2parison PawPatrol&Jack'sBigMusicShowFanatic 2004''".
===Debunked reupload===
2016 was once thought to be found on November 25th, 2024, when a user named ''The Volkswagen Zone'' claimed that he found the original video. However, when the video was analyzed, it was confirmed to be fake. Discover decided to give 2016 a fifth remake a few weeks later, after the "reupload" was debunked.
===The big hunt (continued)===
On May 15th, 2025, AndrewTheNicktoons HubFan2004 was tagged by DiscoverGuy1999 in the description of a reuploadish of one of PawPatrol&Jack'sBigMusicShowFanatic 2004's ''Up To Fasters'', titled ''up to faster twelveparison''. He said, "That's not my video, I never uploaded that to my channel." and, "My channel used to be called that (PawPatrol&Jack'sBigMusicShowFanatic 2004) since 2016. But in 2017, I changed the name to PawPatrolandLazyTownFanatic 2004, and then near the beginning of 2018, I was known as Andrew the PBS Kid, and since late 2021 I was AndrewtheNicktoons HubFan2004. My YouTube channel was wrongfully terminated on April 27, 2019, for multiple third-party claims of copyright infringement, and I tried to bring it back, and surprise, surprise, it did come back on late 2021, but I didn't know that until January 2022."<ref>Comment by AndrewTheNicktoons HubFan2004 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc6FF4OZmYs&lc=UgzsnitfHHZAfYLnVkN4AaABAg.AIA98RDFnigAIAAnUmdPU2</ref> With this in mind, it is now rumored that the PawPatrol&Jack'sBigMusicShowFanatic 2004 that made this screamer is an impersonation of AndrewTheNicktoons HubFan2004.
==References==
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==See also==
*[https://discoverguy.fandom.com/wiki/2016_(screamer) ''2016'' on DiscoverGuy1999's wiki]
==Links==
NOTE: The following video contains multiple [[screamers]] with flashing lights!
*<s>youtube.com/watch?v=WAW6cE7DJ78</s>
**'''Recreation (Courtesy of 𝕲𝕯𝖈𝖚𝖇𝖊 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝖄𝖔𝖚𝖙𝖚𝖇𝖊𝖗):''' youtube.com/watch?v=0JLFD6LRN8k
***'''Permalink ('''REMAKE'''):''' tinyurl.com/2k8ur6n6
*'''Other remakes and variations:''' youtube.com/playlist?list=PLROQE8zLGxKda-e7ZFn1AuWuEcX8XLbpG
*'''Videos where 2016 is sourced:''' youtube.com/playlist?list=PL8s3opbsTA7MbfIKvkZKlFrCWV_Uiufer
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I HATE YOU.exe

2025-10-02T18:10:16Z

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|title = I HATE YOU.exe
|image = I HATE YOU level selection.png
|imagecaption = The level select screen of ''I HATE YOU.exe''
|maker = Theohmguy
|type = [[Application]]
|date = January 15, 2015
|platform = [[GameJolt]]
|written in = Game Maker Studio 8.1
}}
'''I HATE YOU.exe''' was a [[Screamer#In video games|horror game]] made by '''Theohmguy''' and published on [[GameJolt]] on January 15, 2015. The game was later removed by [[wikipedia:Nintendo|Nintendo]] due to copyrighted content. The player starts on the port of Sunken Ghost Ship from ''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario World|Super Mario World]]''. The screamer is based off of the [[Creepypasta|creepypasta]] of the same name written by Slimebeast, renowned for the creepypasta Abandoned By Disney.
==Gameplay==
[[File:WendyCastle.PNG|thumb|left|200px|After Wendy's Castle, the player is taken to another stage where they would encounter an orange pipe and a suspicious-looking mushroom next to it.]]
Upon loading the game, players are presented with the box art for Super Mario World before being taken to a level select screen. However, the only playable level available is "Sunken Ghost Ship", and the level closely resembles the Sunken Ghost Ship from the original game, albeit with a few minor differences. For instance, a green pipe that typically allows players to progress through the level is blocked by an eyeless Boo. Additionally, the Bill Blaster cannon does not shoot Bullet Bills, and the lucky blocks from the level are removed. To progress, players must navigate to the end of the level and collect a key to unlock the keyhole next to it. Doing so unlocks a new level named "OH GOD NO" in the level select menu.

In this level, a short cutscene plays where [[wikipedia:Mario|Mario]] unlocks a door in a mansion-like building and becomes invisible, rendering him immune to enemy attacks. The player is then tasked with running through a level filled with various enemies, including Boos, Big Boos, and Bullet Bills. The level leads to a pipe that takes the player to Wendy's Castle, where they can find a lucky block that gives them a red mushroom. The player can swim in this stage, but the level also features Thwomps smashing against a puddle of blood and spikes surrounded by Mario's corpses. Upon reaching the blue pipe, the player must run until they reach the next pipe, which has a mushroom that has been edited to have a semi-creepy face. Once the player makes contact with the mushroom, a fast slideshow of [[screamer]] faces is triggered, and the player respawns. The flurry consists of six [[creepypasta]] images, as well as one non-creepypasta image. They include:

* Squidward's Suicide.
* [[Dead Bart]] (which is actually a screencap of Homer Simpson's melted face from [[wikipedia:The Simpsons|''The Simpsons'']] season 4 episode ''Brother From the Same Planet'').
* [[Sonic.exe]].
* [https://sonic.fandom.com/wiki/Tails_Doll Tails Doll].
* A close-up image of [[Regan MacNeil]] from [[wikipedia:The Exorcist|''The Exorcist'']].
* [[Jeff The Killer|Jeff the Killer]].
* A crude, bloodied [[wikipedia:Mickey Mouse|Mickey Mouse]] face (which is popularized as one of the images for [[Suicide Mouse|suicidemouse.avi]]).
[[File:I HATE YOU.jpg|thumb|200x200px|The final screen after the cutscene.]]
The next pipe leads to an unusual stage where, instead of actual gameplay, a cutscene plays out. The cutscene shows Mario looking out of a window in a mansion, watching a shadow-like figure lurking outside. Soon after, Luigi appears and utters the words "YOU THOUGHT KOOPA WORKED ALONE?", before attacking the defenseless Mario. The platform the characters are standing on slowly disappears, and Mario is left to fall into the lava and die. However, Mario manages to fight back and pushes Luigi into the lava before screaming "OH GOD NO", and meeting his own demise. The jingle from the original game when the player defeats the Koopalings plays over the scene of Mario crying, which then comes to an end with the final screen, depicting Mario with an angry glare on his face, alongside Luigi having his face melted holding the hands of [[wikipedia:Princess Peach|Princess Peach]], who is shown to be crying, with the text above them reading "THE END" in all caps, with [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsuTC1yGqng River Twygz Bed] from ''[[wikipedia:Super_Paper_Mario|Super Paper Mario]]'' playing over in the background. However, once again, the player is startled by the same screamer from earlier as the game closes.

== Trivia ==
*The scream used for the screamer was originally used in the [[Luna Game]] series.
*The screamer number used for Red Mist Squidward, Dead Bart, Sonic.exe, Tails Doll, and Suicide Mouse is the same character number for them used in an episode from ''[https://the-rap-battle-archive.fandom.com/wiki/Epic_Rap_Battles_of_Cartoons Epic Rap Battles of Cartoon]'' called [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozJk2tNxZiM Squidward's Suicide vs. Dead Bart], which became popular and gained two sequels.
**In fact, the episode contained a small number of screamers.

*The Tails Doll image is a screenshot of the character from Sonic Shorts: Volume 2.
*There is a small Easter egg on the "Oh god no" map where players can continue swimming past the pipe to encounter Weegee, an iconic [[wikipedia:YouTube_Poop|YouTube Poop]] character, before ultimately falling to their death.
*In the ending, Luigi's melted face seems to bear a striking resemblance to [https://fnafapedia.fandom.com/wiki/Springtrap Springtrap] from ''Five Nights at Freddy's 3'' (even though I HATE YOU.exe came first before the game's release).
*According to MoBrosStudios in [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DFvEFtwmVs his second Q&A panel] during the creepypasta category, he found the creepypasta behind the game to be one of his two least favorite creepypastas.

== Links ==
NOTE: The following game contain [[screamers]]!
*<s>gamejolt.com/games/i-hate-you-exe-super-mario-horror-game/44545</s>
*'''Mirror:''' fishielemondude.itch.io/i-hate-youexe-reupload
*<nowiki>scaryexe.com/i-hate-you-exe</nowiki>
*'''Permalink:''' web.archive.org/web/20251001183644/<nowiki>https://qu.ax/Mvmri.7z</nowiki>
*'''Showcase video:''' tinyurl.com/57wphysp

== See Also ==
*[[Essence.exe]]

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Squirrel in a mouse trap

2025-10-02T18:07:01Z

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{{Infobox
|title = Squirrel in a mouse trap
|image = Sq.png
|imagecaption = The squirrel about to set off the mouse trap.
|maker = ishaan sharma
|type = [[YouTube]] video
|date = June 19th, 2015
}}
'''Squirrel in a mouse trap''' is a [[screamer]] video uploaded by ishaan sharma on June 19, 2015.

The video shows some live footage of a squirrel cautiously approaching and investigating a spring-loaded mousetrap. Eventually, the squirrel tries to eat the piece of cheese and consequently sets off the mousetrap, which snaps and flips away from the rodent. The squirrel then reels back and cowers in one spot for a while.

It then stretches its head with a leery look as it appears to have noticed the camera, and suddenly leaps towards the screen. At this point, a picture of [[Amy Peterson]] from ''[[Wikipedia:Fright Night|Fright Night]]'' appears with a scream and zooms in and out.
==Variants==
===Original Version===
The original footage of the squirrel was uploaded to YouTube as ''Squirrel Owned By Rat Trap!'' by goodvidsable on January 11, 2012. It starts with some introductory text, saying that the creator of the video was dealing with a rodent problem in their bedroom and therefore eventually bought a rattrap to deal with the problem. However, the trap ended up being mysteriously sprung with no catch, so the creator decided to install a video camera in the closet to see what's going on.

The footage itself is the same as the one in the [[screamer]], but when the squirrel jumps towards the screen at the end, Disturbed's 'Down with the Sickness' plays and a screen appears saying “Owned”, followed by “They Keep Coming Back...”. Even though it contains no scream, it can still be a bit startling if the viewer doesn't expect it.
===Vine Version===
There is also a six-second Vine video featuring the footage of the squirrel setting off the trap with an excerpt of the ''What's This?'' song from ''Nightmare Before Christmas'' in the background, as a joke. Curiously, the [[screamer]] version of this video seems to be the only version which features the ''elfail.com'' watermark in the top right, making it easy to tell apart from the legitimate uploads.

=== Showcase video ===
[[File:Squirrel in a mouse trap (censored).mp4|320px]]

== Link ==
NOTE: The following video contains a [[screamer]]!
*'''Original video:''' <s>youtube.com/watch?v=sa3lgb_5Aio</s>
*<s>youtube.com/watch?v=BvRTidEd7Zg</s>
*'''Reupload:''' dailymotion.com/video/x36mogo
*'''Permalink:''' tinyurl.com/5cuan2p3

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SCARY POP UP !! Scary Ghost Screamer Video to Scare !

2025-10-02T17:59:35Z

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{{Infobox
|title = SCARY POP UP !! Scary Ghost Screamer Video to Scare !
|image = Lady.jpg
|maker = MS.Ghost.TV
|type = [[YouTube]] video
|date = July 15th, 2014
}}
'''SCARY POP UP !! Scary Ghost Screamer Video to Scare''' is a [[screamer]] video on [[YouTube]] released on July 15th, 2014 by CrazyMarc666 under the username '''MS.Ghost.TV'''.

The video starts with a bloody and dark scene with a ghost sitting on a chair looking at the viewer, then the scene brightens up in a few seconds. 26 seconds in, a demon with sharp teeth and blue eyes appears, accompanied by a loud scream.

== Link ==
NOTE: The following video contains a [[screamer]]!
* youtube.com/watch?v=yPZ8lFconVA
* '''Permalink:''' tinyurl.com/2rphda7t

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You will not believe how DEEP this hole is!!!

2025-10-02T17:57:15Z

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{{Infobox
|title = You will not believe how DEEP this hole is!!!
|image = Hole.jpg
|imagecaption = ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
|maker = TasteDeathLiveLife
|type = [[YouTube]] video
|date = March 14th, 2013
}}
'''You will not believe how DEEP this hole is!!!''' is a [[screamer]] video uploaded more than once under different channels. The video was first uploaded to [[YouTube]] in March 14th, 2013 by TasteDeathLiveLife.

It shows a low-quality video of a man jumping into a hole in a beach, followed by the camera zooming in on the hole; however, at 0:13, Gladys Foster from the 2010 horror film ''[[wikipedia:Legion (2010 film)|Legion]]'' immediately lunges out of the hole, emitting an extremely loud distorted scream also heard in this screamer. It then advertises "Taste Death, Live Life", with the sound of a heavily beating heart in the background.

=== Showcase video ===
[[File:You will not believe how DEEP this hole is!!! (censored).mp4|320px]]

== Links ==
NOTE: The following [[video]] contains a [[screamer]]!
* youtube.com/watch?v=iDQ3a34j24M
* '''Mirror:''' youtube.com/watch?v=al971zd8a88
* '''Permalink:''' tinyurl.com/ysky9ybu

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Autoway Tires Commercial

2025-10-02T17:54:16Z

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{{Infobox Commercial
|title = Autoway Tires Commercial
|image = Autoway.JPG
|imagecaption = The commercial even comes with a health warning at the start.
|company = Autoway Tires
|type = Commercial
|aired in = 2013
|banned advert = Yes
|country = Japan
|to advertise = Autoway Tires
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'''Snowy Tracks are Scary''', better known as '''Autoway Tires Commercial''', is a [[commercial]] from the Japanese tire company ''Autoway Tires'' located in Fukouka, Japan. It was first uploaded to [[YouTube]] by user ''Andre Andrea'' under the name ''Scary Japanese Tire Commercial'' in 2013.

The video starts with a warning for viewers with health concerns, then transitions to two men driving on snowy tracks at night. A ghost-like figure appears in the distance and suddenly jumps towards the screen at the 0:16 mark, accompanied by a loud noise. The two men become frightened and back away from the ghost, who is holding a laptop displaying Japanese text that reads "Have you put your winter tires on?" and the company logo. The video gained notoriety, ranking as the number one most disturbing commercial in a video by YouTube user HelloImAPizza.

== Link ==
NOTE: The following video contains a [[screamer]]!
* youtube.com/watch?v=54U6BgYuJMY
**'''Permalink:''' tinyurl.com/2s3ft5tk
* '''HelloImAPizza Video:''' youtube.com/watch?v=5qNhkw_Ah4U
**'''Permalink:''' web.archive.org/web/2oe_/wayback-fakeurl.archive.org/yt/5qNhkw_Ah4U

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Life Changes

2025-10-02T17:46:11Z

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{{Infobox
|title = Life Changes
|image = Totellyou.png
|imagecaption = Would you like to hear it?
|maker = itsryanhere
|type = [[YouTube]] video
|date = 2012 (Deleted) 2018 (Re-uploaded)
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Life Changes was a [[screamer]] video found in [[YouTube]], created in 2012 by itsryanhere, and reuploaded by The Youtube Archivist in 2018.

In the video, a guy named Ryan tells the viewers a personal story by picking up pieces of paper from underneath the camera and holding them in front of it; each paper contains a part of the story, Eventually, he gets to a part where he talks about getting a message from his brother: ''"Ryan... I've got something to tell you..."''. It is after this that he moves again to seemingly grab another piece of paper that reads "I let the dogs out". But once he pulls his hand back up, an eyeless person from one of Dane Boe's "Scary Faces" videos pops up with the same scream from [[The Maze]], and the final text appears afterward: "Now send this to someone close to you...so they can share my story. Thank you."

There's also a [[reaction video]] that ends with an eyeless blue-haired girl with sharp teeth, along with a high-pitched scream.

=== Showcase video ===
[[File:Life Changes (censored).mp4|320px]]

== Links ==
NOTE: The following videos contain [[screamers]]!
* '''Reupload:''' youtube.com/watch?v=ollAA9sgrDE
* '''Reaction video:''' youtube.com/watch?v=FAlbencDW_E
* '''Permalink:''' tinyurl.com/46x5er6u

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Man in the Mirror

2025-10-02T17:43:55Z

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{{Infobox
|title = Man in the mirror
|image = Mirror1.jpg
|imagecaption = I'm starting with the man in the mirror…
|maker = Kelan Chadwick
|type = [[YouTube]] video
|date = February 28th, 2012
}}
'''Man in the Mirror''' is a [[screamer]] video uploaded to [[YouTube]] on February 28, 2012 by Kelan Chadwick.

The video is a short skit footage, depicting a man washing his face at the sink and a mirror in front of him, while washing, the mirror doesn't seem to be reflected, the man in the mirror's reflection is smiling for a short second after the man faces on the mirror, it then returns to normal like it should be.

He then washes himself with a small face towel, but suddenly, the man's reflection becomes demonic and screams at him, scaring him. This leads the reflection to disappear.

=== Showcase video ===
[[File:Man in the Mirror (censored).mp4|320x320px]]

== Trivia ==
*The scream was from [https://sounddogs.com/ sounddogs.com], which was later used in ''[[Wikipedia:Five Nights at Freddy's 2|Five Nights at Freddy's 2]]''.

== Link ==
NOTE: The following video contains a [[screamer]].
* youtube.com/watch?v=ToCk7Ry3ghc
* '''Permalink:''' tinyurl.com/2s45yhts

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Halloween

2025-10-02T17:39:09Z

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{{Infobox
|title = Halloween
|image = Halloween.jpg
|imagecaption = Happy Halloween!
|maker = Matthew Santoro
|type = [[YouTube]] video
|date = October 27th, 2012
}}
"'''Halloween'''" is a short [[screamer]] video by popular [[YouTube]]r Matthew Santoro as a little Halloween treat in October 27th, 2012.

The video is shot in the style of silent 1910s films, complete with several jump cuts abundant. A hooded figure walks in the room, getting closer and closer to the camera. As soon as he's close enough (to the point where you think he's going to be the [[screamer]]), After a short second, Matthew pops up in from the right side with quite a creepy face and lets out a deep bellow. It ends with bloody text reading: "''Happy Halloween''".

== Link ==
NOTE: The following video contains a [[screamer]]!
* youtube.com/watch?v=bQiLSNYFTxI
* '''Permalink:''' tinyurl.com/2jzma5cr

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WGBH Boston Logo In G Major

2025-10-02T17:32:13Z

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|image = WGBH Boston Logo In G Major.png
|maker = Patch93
|type = YouTube video
|date = March 25th, 2010
}}
'''WGBH Boston Logo in G Major''' was a [[screamer]] video uploaded to [[YouTube]] by user Patch93 (Joshua Schaferhund) on March 25, 2010.

The video contained a modified clip of the 1978 [[wikipedia:WGBH-TV|WGBH]] logo with a G-Major theme. As the logo zooms in, a demon mask with a glare suddenly appears, accompanied by a loud scream (the same one used in [[Hey Arnold Subliminal Message Laughing Grandpa]]). Although the video is now private, along with Patch93's [[1993 F.H.E. logo in G-Major]] video, multiple copies of the screamer can still be found on YouTube.

=== Showcase video ===
[[File:WGBH Boston Logo In G-Major (Censored).mp4|400px]]

== Links ==
NOTE: The following videos contains a [[screamer]]!
* <s>youtube.com/watch?v=BwcoAvI5azI</s>
* '''Reupload:''' youtube.com/watch?v=pMARi8f_0hs
* '''Permalink:''' tinyurl.com/29y5kst9

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Stare at the red dot

2025-10-02T17:26:37Z

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{{Infobox
|title = Stare at the red dot
|image = Stare.JPG
|imagecaption = Or maybe the flag of Japan.
|maker = eflicks425
|type = [[YouTube]] video
|date = June 25th, 2010
}}
'''Stare at the red dot''' is a [[screamer]] video uploaded to [[YouTube]] by ''eflicks425'' on June 25th, 2010.

The video begins by displaying text that reads "Just stare closely at the red dot" before revealing a white background featuring a red dot that gradually enlarges in size. Extremely quiet heartbeats can also be heard playing in the background as this goes on.

At the 41-second mark, the video abruptly presents a few well-known screamer faces, including an image of a boy with enlarged eyes and mouth, a picture of a black man with his mouth wide open, a demon from ''The Ultimate DOOM'', various franchises such as Jigglypuff from ''[[Wikipedia:Pokémon|Pokémon]]'', and various other screamer and non-screamer images appear accompanied by a flute-like scream sound effect that increasingly and dramatically changes pitch.

The video ends with the final image, which consists of a man with no eyes who is burning in flames while a high-pitched scream plays in the background.

=== Showcase Video ===
[[File:StareAtTheRedDotShowcase.mp4|380px]]

== Link ==
NOTE: The following video contains [[screamers]]!
* youtube.com/watch?v=XeHmJzq5PxQ
* '''Permalink:''' tinyurl.com/4yxan3fa

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Find the Red Dot

2025-10-02T17:24:33Z

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{{Infobox
|title = Find The Red Dot
|image = Rektangles.png
|maker = dirtyhairy041
|type = [[YouTube]] video
|date = July 18th, 2010
}}
'''find the red dot''' is a [[screamer]] video uploaded to [[YouTube]] by creator dirtyhairy041 on July 18, 2010.

The video begins with a black screen with white text, asking the viewer to find the "little red dot." The video then changes to an image of red rectangles within other rectangles, on a white background: there's no red dot to be found anywhere. However, after 19 seconds, an edited picture of a baby with empty eye sockets and sharp teeth suddenly appears with an extremely loud screech.

=== Showcase video ===
[[File:Find the Red Dot (censored).mp4|320x320px]]

==Link==
NOTE: The following video contains a [[screamer]]!
* youtube.com/watch?v=MNd2OJtju-Q
*'''Permalink:''' tinyurl.com/m4kk6fmz

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3D NES Mario

2025-10-02T17:21:07Z

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{{Infobox
|name = 3D NES Mario
|image = Gametheory.gif
|imagecaption = It's a Me!
|maker = boyshark46
|type = [[YouTube]] video.
|date = September 5, 2010
}}
'''3D NES Mario''' is a [[screamer]] [[video]] uploaded by a user boyshark46 on September 5, 2010. This is one of his 3D sprite videos with the screamer appearing right after.

As the title states, the video refers to showing a 3D version of 8-bit Mario's sprite, rotating in 360 degrees in a loop. After 20 seconds, the picture switches to Mario (from the video game ''Super Mario 64'') repeatedly doing the sweep kick while the Bob-Omb Battlefield theme from ''[[wikipedia:Super Mario 64|Super Mario 64]]'' plays throughout its part of the course - but not long after as the video reaches its 0:30 timestamp: a picture of Chucky from the 1988 horror film ''[[Wikipedia:Child's Play (1988 film)|Child's Play]]'' appears with a female scream. The video cuts to black, and one can hear Chucky's evil laughter from the said film.

=== Showcase video ===
[[File:3D NES Mario (censored).mp4|320px]]

==Trivia==
*The [https://www.deviantart.com/cezkid/art/pixel-3D-Mario-167159369 3D model] used in this video is the same one used by MatPat/The Game Theorists in the old Game Theory [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blaX_eMz3Qw intro].

== Link ==
NOTE: The following video contains a [[screamer]]!
*youtube.com/watch?v=fvbP8m0_rpI
*'''Permalink:''' tinyurl.com/4rpfhcjv
*'''3D Link:''' youtube.com/watch?v=iDc9mA06fOE
*'''[[3D Mega Man]]:''' youtube.com/watch?v=1t3zj4m8AT8

===Soundtrack===
[[File:Bob-Omb.mp3]] - Bob-Omb Battlefield theme.

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Real Demons Caught On Tape

2025-10-02T17:18:46Z

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{{Infobox
|title = Real Demons
|image = Lastsafesecondofthisvideo.png
|maker = Justin Martinez ''chestertyler714'' (YouTube uploader)
|type = [[YouTube]] video
|date = January 28, 2006 (YouTube)
|imagecaption = The show of hands is just about to begin.
}}
'''Real Demons Caught On Tape''' is a [[screamer]] video created by Justin Martinez and uploaded to [[YouTube]] by a user named ''chestertyler714'' in early 2006. The video has garnered praise for its ability to create suspense and fear and has since been praised as one of the better "caught on tape" videos online. It has also been featured in an episode of the ''[[wikipedia:Adult Swim|Adult Swim]]'' television series ''[[wikipedia:Off the Air (TV series)|Off the Air]]'', specifically the Nightmares episode.

The video presents a first-person perspective of a frantic search for a flashlight, followed by the discovery of a terrifying sight. The viewer sees greenish-gray hands emerging through the ceiling and walls, greenish-gray tentacle-like appendages appearing from under the door and an ominous eye on the wall. The video concludes with a startling [[jumpscare]], where a tree-shaped figure composed entirely of hands jumps out and screams at the camera, causing the perspective to fall and the video to end abruptly.

== Link ==
NOTE: The following video contains a [[screamer]]!
* youtube.com/watch?v=oEVfREVGcaY
* '''Permalink:''' tinyurl.com/mu8pjzhp

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Poochee and Pansy

2025-10-02T17:16:38Z

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{{Infobox
|title = Poochee and Pansy
|image = HqdefaultQSTMMM9T.jpg
|imagecaption = Yeah, you're probably right.
|maker = Dream Axiom (Rob Dolst) and Akanishin Studio (David Yamaguchi)
|type = [[YouTube]] video
|date = November 7, 2009
}}
'''Poochee and Pansy''' is an ARG-related web series that focuses on two puppies from Puppy Hill trying to save a kitten from an evil witch. The premiere episode, uploaded to YouTube in 2009, contains a [[screamer]]. However, this is only the beginning of what the series becomes. The series includes a plethora of disturbing imagery and eerie footage. The series consists of only seven episodes. In late 2014, episode 2 of Poochee and Pansy was deleted by [[YouTube]] moderators for unknown reasons and was restored five years later. The creator appealed to restore the original upload, but the appeal was rejected.

According to Eric B. Wise (ScareTheater), the series was created to recruit viewers for an alternate reality game called: "Hunt for the Gangadiddle". This game was spread around 4chan on a relatively unknown date to recruit users to uncover the mystery of Gangadiddle.<ref>youtube.com/watch?v=FaCoQ25JIXs - ScareTheater analysis.</ref> (See the "[[Poochee and Pansy#Trivia|Trivia]]" section below for more information.) The series itself has a website. <ref>poocheeandpansy.com</ref>

==Episodes==
The series consists of the following episodes:
===Episode 1: The Quest for the Midnight Crown===
In the first episode, a narrator introduces our eponymous puppy characters and mentions that one day Poochee urgently needed to tell something to Pansy. He tells her about a strange dream he had, which involves a kitten being locked up by an evil witch. She had the same dream, so Poochee concludes that because of this, the dream must be a dream message directed at them. They prepare to venture to Sufferdark, where they come across Batwing Cave, which they must go through to reach Sufferdark. A firefly named Freddy appears and tries to lead them through the cave, however, he is interrupted by a rotten skull with a bloodshot blue eye in a black background, accompanied by a loud distorted scream. The video used to have an annotation warning the viewers about the screamer. In 2019, the video was remastered; it is largely the same as the original, but the screamer was removed, allowing Freddy to finish his line.

===Episode 2: Danger In The Dark! ($ £Wv$ER&8765435 w%4%^$£%@£@)===
[[File:EP2.png|thumb|right|200px|The video displays a frame of Poochee and Pansy with missing facial features, shortly after the title card.]]
In the second episode of the series, the audience is greeted with a glitched title card that briefly displays an image of [https://junjiitomanga.fandom.com/wiki/Binzo_Tsujii Binzo Tsujii] from [[wikipedia:Junji_Ito|Junji Ito]]'s ''The Souichi Front''. The episode features Poochee and Pansy missing their respective facial features of eyes and mouth, and Poochee repeating a line from the previous episode. The audio and visuals distort before cutting to footage of a person exploring a dark room and encountering ordinary household items. The Huntmaster appears at the end of the episode, reaching for the camera.

The original episode was taken down in 2014 for unknown reasons, but it was later reposted, and a remastered version was released in 2021. The remastered version shows Poochee and Pansy being led into a cave by Freddy, only to discover that he is a fake rockbat. They flee and get lost in the darkness, but soon find the real Freddy, injured from a rockbat attack. Despite their intention to help him, Freddy tells them to escape as more rockbats appear. The screen fades to black after Poochee moans in pain. The scene then shifts to Poochee waking up in a witch's lair, discovering that he and Pansy were knocked out by the rockbat's venom. He realizes that Pansy is missing and calls out for her, ending the episode.

===Episode 3: The Witch's Bargain===
[[File:EP3.png|left|200px|thumb|The witch's hand is about to reach out to take Pooche's eyes off.]].
The selected episode of the series begins with the title card displaying a momentary spooky transformation, with the text turning black, the sky turning red, and an ominous piano piece playing, before returning to normal. The narrator informs the viewers that Poochee and Pansy have reached Sufferdark to confront the witch while a 2D Huntmaster briefly appears in the background with visual distortion. In the witch's lair, Poochee searches for Pansy, who is hanging in a cage over a vat of green liquid. The witch offers a deal: she will release Pansy if Poochee lets her take his eyes. Despite Pansy's disapproval, Poochee agrees, as he can't think of any other way to rescue her. As the witch's hand inches closer to Poochee's face, the video cuts to footage of a fan running, a close-up of the witch, a phone off its hook beeping, and a doll's face with one eye bulging and a girl crying. The video concludes with a sinister title background and the message: "You are alone but you do not know it."

A remastered version of the episode was released in 2022, in which the witch's appearance was redesigned to resemble [[wikipedia:Tales_from_the_Crypt_(comics)#The_Crypt-Keeper|The Cryptkeeper]]. When the witch's hand approaches Poochee's face, Pansy screams "No!" and the video cuts to black with a squishing noise. When the video resumes, Poochee screams in pain as the witch takes his right eye, while Pansy's cries create a soundwave that intensifies in volume and surrounds the cage. The episode ends at this point.

===Episode 4: The Witch's Eye (ぷちとパンジー。第4章。魔女の目)===
[[File:Part_4.JPG|thumb|200px|Japanese version of the title card in the fourth episode.]]
The episode begins with a Japanese title card (which translates to "The Witch's Eye"), with English subtitles appearing shortly after. The title card is distorted several times, creating a creepy atmosphere. The Japanese narrator informs the viewer that Poochee and Pansy have already defeated the witch and are on a mission to save a kitten, but two flashes of the eyeless witch with a scream in the background hint at the dark turn the episode takes. Poochee and Pansy are seen standing in front of a locked door, which Poochee claims is where the kitten is being held. He reveals that he's wearing the witch's eye over his own, which allows him to see through the door. However, the shot of the door distorts, and the text "Cannot hide" briefly appears, foreshadowing the disturbing events to follow. The video then cuts to footage of icicles, accompanied by a low-pitched beeping sound, followed by a shot of someone walking in the snow. They discover the text "Find You" written in the snow, which transforms into a white animated picture slowly turning red. The image then returns to live-action, and we see The Huntmaster reaching for the screen, followed by a close-up of the icicles. On a black background, red text appears, reading "Everyone in your world is dead but you. Only you exist." The video ends with a flash of the white text "FIND YOU."

A remastered version of the episode was released in 2024, in which Pansy's soundwaves freezes the witch to allow Poochee to attack her. The witch then loses her right eye that slithers its way into Poochee's empty socket, causing him to ultimately defeat the witch. The episode ends with Poochee and Pansy standing in front of the locked door as before.

===Episode 5: (Unnamed)===
[[File:EP5.png|thumb|220px|Pooche and Pansy rescue the kitten they have been searching for.]]
The video begins with The Huntmaster addressing the viewer, warning them that they "cannot hide." After a glitchy title screen, a series of unsettling images are shown, including a cowering man, a gray dog with sharp teeth and black eyes and footage of the house from a previous episode. The episode title is obscured by a black censor panel. More disturbing images follow, including the previous images from the beginning, [[Smile Dog]], a cartoon forest drawing, two images of Binzo Tsujii (the second one is of a black-and-white close-up of Binzo's face in a prison cell), an eyeless Poochee, the witch, and the eyeless witch and icicles from the previous episode. The Huntmaster then reappears and his body flails wildly, accompanied by loud distorted noises. The episode proper begins with two yellow eyes in a dark doorway, which Poochee identifies as the kitten they have been searching for. The animals stare at each other for an extended period before the scene cuts to a montage of random and unsettling clips, including an evil Poochee, the skull screamer, all the screamer images, and footage from the Disney short [[wikipedia:The_Story_of_Menstruation|''The Story of Menstruation'']]. The title screen appears again, featuring a stylized "G." The "Menstruation" footage returns, with the girl's reflection coming to life and smiling at the screen. The scene then slowly zooms to the reflection as the girl's smile becomes more menacing, and a loud roar is heard. The scene then cuts to inside the house, where the message, "All dead" is written in blood red on the wall near some pictures. We then see someone walking in the woods and entering an area with many tree stumps, which is compared to the cartoon forest drawing from earlier. Poochee warns the viewer that what is on TV is real, and everything else is make-believe. The "Menstruation" girl's face appears again with a loud scream from the first episode, followed by the full version of the first line: "You cannot hide from the truth." The video ends with the stylized "G" from earlier appearing once more.

===Episode 6: Message from the Gangadiddle (Message from the Gxx%$£^$)===
[[File:EP6.png|thumb|right|200px|The title card with "Gangadiddle" is blurred out in Mosiac]]
[[File:EP6G.png|thumb|right|200px|The uncensored version of the title card.]]
In this episode, the spotlight is on a spine-tingling chapter of an alternate reality game that revolves around the enigmatic creature, Gangadiddle. The video starts with eerie audio and visuals of a swaying object before the title emerges with glitches and distorted narration and music. Although the episode's heading is partly hidden, eagle-eyed viewers can make out "Gangadiddle", the name of the creature. The episode proceeds with Poochee, Pansy, and the kitten at their home, where Poochee reads a scroll that appears suddenly. However, before he can identify the sender, the footage shifts to an illustration of the creature, which promptly distorts. Next, a live-action figure of the Gangadiddle appears on a table, followed by a jack-in-the-box with a panda's face that plays Brahms' [[wikipedia:Wiegenlied_(Brahms)|''Lullaby'']]. Then, after the music ended, the panda's face gets closer, gains sharp teeth and an evil grin and emits a screech. The house is also scanned, and during this sequence, shots of the skull screamer and the doll from previous episodes are shown. The Huntmaster emerges on the screen, extending his hand towards the viewer, followed by a montage of disturbing clips from past episodes. The video concludes with the message, "You must find it to become free!" The suspenseful and enigmatic ambiance of this episode, as well as its connection to the larger ARG, distinguishes it as a noteworthy installment in the series.

=== Episode 7: Rxxx 6 Cxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Pxxxxxxxx ===
[[File:EP7.png|thumb|left|200px|The "G" that flashes at the end of the video.]]
In this episode, the video opens with the usual title screen, which then fades away to reveal the episode title, "Part 7", with a man's face covering the rest of the text. Poochee, Pansy, and the kitten are then seen on the screen, smiling cutely to the sound of calming piano music. However, this peaceful scene is interrupted by a detailed shot of the kitten's head on a flashing background, accompanied by a loud feline screech. The episode then cuts to a computer processing data before returning to the trio, but this time the sky is dark, and Pansy and the kitten are missing their faces, while Poochee's eyes are gone. He repeats the cryptic message he delivered in the fifth episode. The video then cuts to footage of someone walking through their backyard, with eerie sounds and a shot of a worm crawling on the person's arm. The episode ends with the foreboding title screen displaying the text "David's mind traverses many parallels. His memories will help you." The screen then displays the code XRZ 9hOUIFec, followed by a flash of the letter G, signifying the end of the series.

==Misc==
==='''Special Announcement'''===
The video opens with the Dolst Family Entertainment logo and a message from the characters Poochee, Pansy, and the witch, reassuring viewers that what is shown on TV is not real and that they should not be afraid. However, the video then distorts and the characters transform into sinister forms: Poochee and Pansy become demonic with fangs and red eyes, while the witch becomes The Huntmaster. The viewer is then bombarded with a series of bizarre images, including the doll head, the witch, the text "You are alone," birds flying by cars, the skull screamer, the house footage tinted red, and the repeated phrase "Trying to reach you." A voice is heard reciting a quote from the classic horror film ''[[wikipedia:Night_of_the_Living_Dead|Night of the Living Dead]]'', describing a mass extinction event in Earth's history and murder victims being devoured by their killers. The video then cuts to footage of someone walking through a hospital hallway, with the title screen appearing just as the person reaches the doors. The "All dead" text flashes briefly before the video abruptly ends, leaving the viewer with a sense of unease and uncertainty.

===Part 2 Remastered===
The channel announces the sequel: "Poochee and Pansy Part 2 Remastered" at approximately 3:30 AM. However, it was revealed that it was some hacker using the alias: "The Technician", They uploaded a fraudulent video that falsely claimed it was a sequel. The video was immediately deleted by the creator upon regaining access to the channel, and he quickly apologized to his viewers by uploading this [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nvr36EaG17w particular video].

==Characters==
*'''Poochee''' - is a brown mixed puppy with shiny black eyes, a short tail and long, floppy ears. He appeared in every episode to date.
*'''Pansy''' - is a German Shepherd, Polish Tatra and Croatian Sheepdog mix puppy with folded ears, shiny black eyes, a black nose, a short tail, and a pink bow on her head. She appears in every episode just like Poochee.
*'''The Kitten''' - is an orange cat with pointy ears, a pink nose, whiskers, bright yellow eyes, and a long skinny tail. He was captured by the Witch before the events of episode 1 and sent a message to Poochee and Pansy through their dreams since being saved by the two puppies. The Kitten later became friends with them. He only communicates with meows.
*'''Freddy the Firefly''' - is a firefly who only appeared in the first episode as a yellow glowing dot. However, in the remake of the second episode, his full design's revealed: an anthropomorphic orange firefly with a golden tail, shiny black eyes, black shoes, and white gloves (which resemble [https://disney.fandom.com/wiki/Toon_Gloves toon gloves]).
==Antagonists==
*'''The Witch''' - is an old pale green-skinned woman with bloodshot eyes, long black hair with white streaks on it and a purple robe with black triangles on the bottom. She appeared in many episodes (both as a character and as a brief screamer image), but not all of them. She also appears to resemble both [[Regan MacNeil]] from ''The Exorcist'' and [[Jeff The Killer|Jeff the Killer]].
*'''The Huntmaster''' - is a man wearing a black (blue in animation) hoodie and a white, featureless mask obscuring his face, as well as gloves matching his hoodie. He appears when the disturbing images come, or at the start. He only has one line in the fourth episode. Many viewers compare him to [[wikipedia:Slender_Man|SlenderMan]].
*'''The Gangadiddle''' - is the titular antagonist of the sixth episode, being the enigmatic creature of the entire series. It is depicted as a large white deformed robot with four fork-shaped legs.
*'''Narrator''' - As the name implies, narrates the beginning and end of every episode of the show. Not much else is known about him as of now, as the narrator only appears in the first episode.

==Remasters==
After the ARG ended, the channel started remastering their original videos. Unlike the originals, this remaster does not contain screamers and is meant to be how the show was supposed to be.

==Trivia==
*The series was not created or aired by Rob Dolsy.
*Many fans claimed that the skull screamer is Freddy the Firelfy's "face reveal", but it's entirely false.
*In the second episode remaster, Freddy the Firefly's design seems to be inspired by [https://donthugme.fandom.com/wiki/Shrignold Shrignold] from ''[[wikipedia:Don't_Hug_Me_I'm_Scared|Don't Hug Me I'm Scared]]''. In fact, both of them are horror web-series that disguise as children's shows.
*Aside from being influenced by both Regan MacNeil and Jeff the Killer, the witch's face also took inspiration from most of the images used in the series' disturbing imagery, including Binzo Tsujii (by the mouth and eyes), the gray dog image (by the teeth), Smile Dog (by the mouth shape), and the edited "Menstruation" girl image (by the eyes, eyebrows and skin color).
*In the episode's title card in the sixth episode, the text was blurred out except for the: "Message from the" part. If the video was immediately paused at the right time before the text was blurred out, the text was revealed to be "Ganggadiddle". The word itself leads to a [[YouTube]] channel called "gangadiddle".
*Recent videos has a link to the official [https://dreamaxiom.com/ Dreamaxion] site.
*Much of the background music before the fourth episode's remaster is stock music from [[wikipedia:Kevin_MacLeod|Kevin MacLeod]].

==References==
<references />

== Links ==
NOTE: The following videos contain [[screamers]] and flashing lights!
*youtube.com/watch?v=P4yrKDNVnJg
*'''Second Episode''': youtube.com/watch?v=n9_LlmW6WMc
*'''Third Episode''': youtube.com/watch?v=4NoAxZd3ekM
*'''Fourth Episode''': youtube.com/watch?v=MEAeFgvCEkE
*'''Fifth Episode''': youtube.com/watch?v=AbxTAyI0NB4
*'''Sixth Episode''': youtube.com/watch?v=NVv9ZFt0Mig
*'''Seventh Episode''': youtube.com/watch?v=il4DGJxZRv4

===Remasters===
NOTE: The following videos '''do not''' contain screamers.
*'''First Episode''': youtube.com/watch?v=LiMvx_MtW5o
*'''Second Episode''': youtube.com/watch?v=qoyx2c1TxK0
*'''Third Episode (contains graphic content)''': youtube.com/watch?v=QdoTj3HTDEw
*'''Fourth Episode (contains graphic content)''': youtube.com/watch?v=o1mDqur9psw

=== Permalink ===
* '''All videos listed:''' tinyurl.com/mrybmrj5

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Proof of Michael Jackson's Ghost

2025-10-02T16:45:11Z

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{{Infobox
|title = Proof of Michael Jackson's Ghost
|image = HEEHEE.JPG
|imagecaption = I think we found him.
|maker = amnesiafish
|type = [[YouTube]] video
|date = July 7th, 2009
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'''Proof of Michael Jacksons Ghost''' is a [[screamer]] video created and posted onto [[YouTube]] by user amnesiafish in July 7, 2009. The video shows footage from CNN's ''[[Wikipedia:Larry King Live|Larry King Live]]'', who was live inside [[wikipedia:Michael_Jackson|Michael Jackson]]'s Neverland Ranch in 2009 after his death.

In the beginning, a text appears that reads "Michael Jackson's "alleged" ghost as seen on ''Larry King Live'' has been seen by millions. Our Audio Engineers managed to extract an additional layer of sound from this clip. Listen carefully. This is actual audio from the original clip." Then the cameraman enters a long hall.

At the end of the hall, a mysterious shadow appears but the cameraman doesn't seem to notice. A few seconds later, the video freezes and a zombified Michael Jackson (taken from the music video ''Thriller'') dressed in a black hood with a raising arm pops up on the screen, accompanied by the scream from [[The Maze]], followed by the now-muted same song playing on a black screen with text reading, "Just a small tribute to a man who will never stop thrilling us. We'll miss you MJ".

YouTubers Cyriak and Johnny Shocker uploaded both versions in the same year and use a different Michael Jackson screamer at the end.

=== Showcase video ===
[[File:Proof of Michael Jackson's Ghost (censored).mp4|320px]]

==Links==
NOTE: The following video contains a [[screamer]]!
* youtube.com/watch?v=abRCag9wxpw
*'''Original video:''' youtube.com/watch?v=Ex1aMU4mZQc
*'''Permalink:''' tinyurl.com/yc6wxefd
*'''Cyriak version:''' web.archive.org/web/20101107111755/youtube.com//watch?v=9sVm8OX9S5o
*'''Johnny Shocker version:''' youtube.com/watch?v=nIS55TNQSyM
*'''Johnny Shocker version (Permalink):''' tinyurl.com/3yec9y59

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Girl on Bike

2025-10-01T17:59:11Z

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{{Infobox Commercial
|title = Girl on Bike
|image = Girl_on_Bike.png
|company = Vancouver
|type = Commercial
|aired in = 2007
|banned advert = Unknown
|country = Canada
|to advertise = Fright Night
}}
'''Girl on Bike''' is an ad created by Vancouver-based fair Playland for their Fright Nights attraction, made in 2007.

The video shows a girl riding a bicycle through a fair on a sunny day. Similar to the [[K-fee commercials]], it appears to be a normal video, and quiet music plays in the background. About 15 seconds into the video, a hooded person wearing a mask appears with a loud scream. The screen then turns black, and white text reading "Dare yourself" and "Double-dare your friends" appears shortly. Afterwards, the actual promotion for the fair appears with text that says "Scare your friends by clicking the button below".

=== Showcase video ===
[[File:Girl on Bike (censored).mp4|320x320px]]

== Link ==
NOTE: The following video contains a [[screamer]]!
* '''Edited version:''' youtube.com/watch?v=BuxoNoeNM8A
* '''K-fee version:''' youtube.com/watch?v=BUrKVKE7mlo
* '''Full, original version with advertising:''' youtube.com/watch?v=7FASKX0K-3M
=== Permalink ===
* '''Edited version (permalink):''' bit.ly/3vcZw1S
* '''K-fee version (permalink):''' tinyurl.com/jrs3uhr8
* '''Full, original version with advertising (permalink):''' tinyurl.com/3ftyhk75

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Free Enterprise Fund Committee Commercial

2025-10-01T17:50:32Z

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{{Infobox Commercial
|title =
|image = Beach.jpg
| imagecaption = Jump scared by politics!
|company = Free Enterprise Fund
|type = Commercial
|aired in = 2006
|banned Advert = No
|country = United States
|to advertise = [http://web.archive.org/web/20061213093938/http://www.enterprisepac.org/ Free Enterprise Fund]}}
'''Free Enterprise Fund Committee Commercial''' is a political [[commercial]] for the now defunct conservative PAC [http://web.archive.org/web/20061213093938/http://www.enterprisepac.org/ Free Enterprise Fund], that is said to be inspired by the [[K-fee commercials]], as it shares a similar concept to K-fee's ''Beach'' ad.

The commercial starts off with some lovely imagery of two lovers walking across the beach near the ocean. Boats can be seen sailing in the distance. The lovers eventually stop and are about to kiss. Before they lock lips, a tiki zombie appears with a grunted yell. The text displays ''"Think that was scary? Liberal Democrats in Congress have plans for $2.4 trillion in higher taxes. The plan includes $2700 a year in higher taxes for married couples. Now that's scary."''.

=== Showcase video ===
[[File:Free Enterprise Fund Committee Commercial (censored).mp4|320x320px]]

== Link ==
NOTE: The following commercial contains a [[screamer]]!
* tinyurl.com/bdf69bct
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Saddam Hussein Execution

2025-10-01T17:46:48Z

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{{Infobox
|title = Saddam Hussein Execution
|image = saddam.png
|maker = VenerableDread
|type = [[YouTube]] video
|date = December 30th, 2006
}}
'''Saddam Hussein Execution''' was a 16-second long [[screamer]] video uploaded to [[YouTube]] by the now-deleted channel VenerableDread on December 30, 2006. The video was meant to trick people into thinking it contained the execution footage of former Iraqi leader [[wikipedia:Saddam Hussein|Saddam Hussein]], who was executed by hanging on the same day this screamer was uploaded.

The video begins with red text on a black background that reads "Saddam Hussein Execution Video! Actual Footage Of The Bastard Getting Hung! Watch It! By VenerableDread" in all caps. The text is displayed for nine seconds and then fades away. Immediately after the text vanishes, a loud high-pitched shriek starts playing while a large number of screamer images quickly flash on the screen, including:

*A red-tinted [[Pennywise the Dancing Clown|Pennywise]] image.
*A skull with a mummy's body and dirty teeth.
*The [[What's Wrong?|What's Wrong]] face.
*A close-up image of [[Regan MacNeil]] from ''The Exorcist''.
*Normal and inverted versions of a dark hooded figure.
*A black-and-white image of [https://warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Scabeiathrax Scabeiathrax the Bloated] from ''[[wikipedia:Warhammer_40,000|Warhammer 40,000]]''.
*An inverted image of a skull with piercing eyes and sharp teeth.
*A medical photograph of a severely injured face.
*A screencap of Johnny getting injured from the 2005 short film ''[[wikipedia:Rubber Johnny|Rubber Johnny]].''
*[[wikipedia:Billy_the_Puppet|Billy the Puppet]].
*A photoshopped image of a bald man screaming with his eyes replaced with mouths.
*An inverted image of a man with his mouth wide open.
*A skull.
*Another inverted image of a man with his mouth wide open.
*A green-tinted distorted image of a person with their mouth open.
*A hand holding a pair of eyeballs.
After the montage, a rapidly flashing image of a giant spider in a room tilts to the left while zooming in, followed by a [[GIF]] of a ConSec scanner's head exploding into bits and pieces, taken from the 1981 horror film ''[[wikipedia:Scanners|Scanners]]''.

=== Showcase video ===
[[File:Saddam Hussein Execution (censored).mp4|320px]]

== Links ==
NOTE: The following video contains a [[screamer]] with flashing lights!
*'''Deleted:''' <s>youtube.com/watch?v=nAGfsADtLzo</s>
*'''Reupload:''' youtube.com/watch?v=6YaaVNvmRBU&ab
*'''Permalink:''' tinyurl.com/5n73bwkd

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User:Adonys

2025-10-01T17:18:23Z

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== '''Art''' ==

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== '''Music''' ==

[https://youtu.be/Icv04CvKWKw Spacewalker (Remix) -> EDM]

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUSFsv7arps broken -> Breakcore]

'''And more on YouTube: [https://www.youtube.com/@Adonys Adonys]!'''

== '''Why translate this wiki in particular?''' ==

I want to translate as many entries on here as possible, to make this website more accessible, as it has helped me a ton with keeping my morbid curiosity in check, seeing which videos contain screamers, nostalgia, and just learning about the different types of screamer videos.

I think this website can help many people avoid watching shocking content, just by checking here and reading about all of these pieces of (sometimes dark) Internet history. :D

== '''Links to my pages & translations''' ==

=== '''Translations''': ===

==== Screamers: ====
[[K-fee commercials/French]]

[[Momo/French]]

[[Jeff the Killer/French]]

[[Smile Dog/French]]

[[Ahenobarbus Henocied/French]]

[[Little Dancing Girl (2021 Remake)/French]]

[[Regan MacNeil/French]]

==== Shock sites/videos: ====
[[1444/French]]

[[Meatspin/French]]

[[A Ram Sam Sam/French]]

[[Harlequin Fetus/French]]

==== Games: ====
[[Momo Chatline/French]]

=== '''English pages''': ===
[[Chat Got Bro With The Screen Of DOOM]]

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== '''Credits''' ==
First illustration by [https://x.com/artichao artichao] :D
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Regan MacNeil/French

2025-10-01T17:17:21Z

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[[File:Regan MacNeil.jpg|thumb|Regan MacNeil est joué par Linda Blair.]]
'''Regan MacNeil''' est un personnage issu du roman d'horreur ''[https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/L%27Exorciste_(roman) L'Exorciste]'' publié en 1971. Elle est également présente dans l'adaptation en film du [https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/L%27Exorciste_(film) même nom], ainsi que dans le deuxième opus intitulé ''[https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/L%27Exorciste_2_:_L%27H%C3%A9r%C3%A9tique L'Hérétique]''.
Regan est une fille de 12 ans possédée par le démon [[Pazuzu]]'' ''(dont l'image est aussi utilisée dans certains [[Screamer|screamers]]), la rendant incapable de contrôler ses propres actions.

Des photos de Regan MacNeil sous sa forme possédée étaient couramment utilisées dans les premiers screamers, par exemple dans [[The Maze]] et [[Shafou.com]], ou dans [[Maze Game 3]] (dans celui-ci en particulier, ses yeux sont enlevés de la photo).

=== '''Linda Blair''' ===
Le rôle de Regan MacNeil a été joué par [[wikipedia:Linda Blair|Linda Blair]], une actrice américaine.

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*[https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/L%27Exorciste_(film) Film "L'Exorciste] ''(Article Wikipédia)''
*'''''[[:Category:Regan MacNeil|Tous les screamers avec Regan MacNeil]]'''''
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K-fee Wide Awake commercials/French

2025-10-01T17:01:38Z

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{{Infobox Commercial/French
|title = Publicités K-fee
|image = K-fee auto high quality.jpg
|imagecaption = Auto, l'un des endroits les plus connus présentés dans les pubs... C'est là que vos cauchemars ont eu lieu.
|company = K-fee
|type = Publicité
|aired in = 2004
|banned advert = Oui
|country = Allemagne
|to advertise = Du café (en canette)
}}

{{Quote|‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ Ever been so wide awake? ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ |La phrase d'accroche mythique des publicités K-fee|(en français : Avez-vous déjà été aussi éveillés ?).}}

En avril 2004, une entreprise allemande de boissons nommée [[wikipedia:Jump scare#In advertising|'''K-fee''']] diffuse neuf publicités de 20 secondes à la télévision, celles-ci faisant partie de leur campagne de publicité "Wide Awake" (en français : bien éveillé) mettant en avant leur boisson caféinée. Ces publicités ont été lourdement critiquées pour leur contenu, que certains décrivent comme "choquantes" et "ne respectant pas les principes de la publicité". La publicité avait, cependant, le but de simuler l'effet que la boisson pouvait donner aux personnes l'ayant consommée.

Ces publicités commencent par montrer des images apaisantes, comme une voiture conduisant le long d'une route de campagne, avec comme bande-son de la musique calme. Cependant, à un certain moment dans la publicité, la scène est interrompue par soit un zombie, soit une gargouille, surgissant dans le plan pour crier vers la caméra. Ce plan est suivi par un fond noir, avec le slogan de la campagne publicitaire ainsi qu'une animation du produit : une canette noire comportant le logo K-fee, battant rapidement comme un cœur.

K-fee ont reçu de nombreuses plaintes de personnes ayant visionné leurs publicités, et peu de temps après, celles-ci sont retirées de la diffusion. Certaines personnes disent avoir vu ces publicités avec un avertissement avant qu'elle ne soient diffusées, prévenant tout enfant, toute personne facilement apeurée ou toute personne avec des pathologies cardiaques de ne pas visionner la publicité qui suit. Cela n'a cependant jamais été prouvé.

Un épisode de ''[https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Tonight_Show_with_Jay_Leno The Tonight Show with Jay Leno]'', diffusé en avril 2005, contient une partie où [https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jay_Leno Jay] et son audience réagissent à la publicité ''Car'' de K-fee. Ce segment de l'émission était disponible sur le site de K-fee de 2004 à 2007 avec les autres publicités. La publicité ''Car'' de K-fee a aussi été présentée en 2005 dans l'émission britannique très connue ''[[wikipedia:...on Television|Tarrant on TV]]'', mais également dans l'émission ''[[America's Funniest Home Videos]]''.

Le 29 janvier 2021, Rhys Lapsley (Wollstone Studios, Rhys Productions 11 sur ce wiki) publie un [[Screamer Wiki:K-Fee : The Infamous Commercials Documentary|documentaire d'une heure]] avec les acteurs des publicités ainsi que d'autres personnes ayant eu une importance dans l'histoire de ces pubs.
== Les publicités ==
Chaque publicité a une version allemande et anglaise, changeant le texte de fin de la publicité en la langue correspondante. À la fin de chaque publicité, un zombie ou une gargouille apparaît subitement. Le zombie a été joué par l'acteur américain Brad Johnson, et la gargouille a été jouée par son frère Adam Johnson. Ces pubs sont diffusées pour la première fois à la télévision le 30 avril 2005. [[File:K-fee_zombie.jpg|thumb|250px|L'acteur du zombie des pubs K-fee, Brad Johnson]]

=== Publicités finissant par l'arrivée du zombie ===
* '''Car ''(Auto en allemand, en français : voiture)''''': La publicité commence par un plan relaxant d'une voiture blanche roulant le long d'une route de campagne, avec en fond de la musique calme. Lorsque la voiture passe derrière un arbre large, la caméra suit son mouvement. Lorsque la caméra s'éloigne de l'arbre, la voiture a disparu. À cet instant, un zombie apparaît soudainement du bas du cadre, accompagnée d'un cri strident, ce qui peut apeurer le téléspectateur. Cette publicité est plus connue sous les noms de ''Voiture fantôme'', ''Voiture hantée'' ou ''Pub de la voiture qui fait peur''. En France, elle est aussi connue comme étant nommée la vidéo de la ''(Voiture)'' ''Dame Blanche, Pub/Vidéo de la voiture blanche'' ou même simplement ''Vidéo/Voiture qui fait peur''. La publicité a été filmée aux coordonnées [https://goo.gl/maps/kB7FZJDSDA3cBSCx7 36°46'09.3"N 119°15'21.9"W], près du Parc national de Kings Canyon en Californie.<ref>https://twitter.com/georainbolt/status/1613692024770727936</ref>
* '''Fishing ''(Angler en allemand, en français : pêcheur)''''': Cette publicité montre un homme pêchant dans un lac, et peu aprs, le zombie apparaît. Étonnamment, il ne regarde pas directement dans l'objectif de la caméra pendant son cri.
* '''Yoga''': Cette publicité montre une personne faisant du yoga sur une falaise, et au moment où celle-ci lève sa main, le zombie apparaît de nulle part tout en criant (L'incrustation du zombie semble être la même que dans la pub Fishing/Angler, mais l'obscurité cache son visage.). Cette publicité a probablement été filmée au [https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parc_national_de_Joshua_Tree Parc national de Joshua Tree]<ref>34° 00′ 58.18″ N, 116° 09′ 34.27″ W</ref>.
* '''Meadow ''(Wiese in German, en français : prairie)''''': La vidéo commence avec une plaine couverte de fleurs sauvages et une abeille pollinisant. Elle coupe ensuite vers un plan d'une prairie, avec des vélos posés contre un arbre. La caméra s'arrête de bouger, et quelque temps après, le zombie apparaît du côté gauche de l'écran et crie.
* '''Surfing''': Cette pub montre une personne allant vers l'océan pour surfer, vue de très loin. Le zombie apparaît du côté droit de l'écran et crie. (L'incrustation semble être la même que dans la pub Car/Auto, mais zoomée.) Cette pub est aussi connue comme Beach 3 (en français : Plage 3), ou Surfer.

[[File:K-fee_gargoyle.jpg|thumb|250px|L'acteur de la gargouille des pubs K-Fee, Adam Johnson]]

=== Publicités finissant par l'arrivée de la gargouille ===
* '''Beach ''(Strand en allemand, en français : plage)''''': Cette publicité met en scène deux amoureux sur la plage sur le point de s'embrasser, et au moment fatidique, la gargouille apparaît du bas de l'écran en criant, du sang coulant de sa bouche, tout en bloquant la vue de la caméra. La pub K-fee Beach a été filmée à la plage de Point Dume.
* '''Boardwalk ''(Weg en allemand, en français : promenade)''''': Cette publicité montre une scène relaxante : une promenade près d'une plage, avec un jogger au loin dont on peut entendre les respirations. Peu de temps après le début de la publicité, il s'arrête et regarde vers la plage ; la caméra tourne alors pour montrer ladite plage, et peu après l'arrêt de son mouvement, la gargouille apparaît à l'envers et crie. Cette pub est aussi connue sous le nom de ''Beach 2'' (en français : Plage 2). Cette pub a été filmée à la promenade de Moonstone Beach à Cambria en Californie.
* '''Buddha''': Cette publicité met en scène une femme assise dans un jardin tout en méditant devant une statue de Bouddha. Le plan coupe sur la statue puis sur la femme, et quand la caméra se déplace de son point de vue original, la gargouille apparaît subitement, en criant. Son visage est tellement proche de la caméra qu'il en est flou.
* '''Golf''': On voit dans cette publicité un homme faire du golf au loin. Peu de temps après, le son faible d'un coup roulé peut être entendu, et peu après celui-ci, la gargouille apparaît à l'envers tout en criant. Ce spot publicitaire est le seul à ne pas jouer de musique de fond.

==Publicités K-fee à la radio==
En décembre 2004, K-fee publient quatre publicités pour la radio : ''Investment (en français : investissement)'', ''Love (en français : amour)'', ''Relaxation'' and ''Christmas (en français : Noël)''. Ces pub étaient diffusables en anglais et en allemand.

=== Investment ===
* '''''Version anglaise (traduite en français) '''(0:29)'': La pub commence par un narrateur homme expliquant : "Voudriez-vous savoir comment gagner encore plus d'argent ? Alors, écoutez attentivement. Nous avons un conseil en investissement pour vous qui garantit un rendement maximal. Cet investissement vous garantira une vie sans soucis et vous permettra d'assouvir vos plus grands rêves. Tout cela par un paiement mensuel de seulement 20 euros. Tout ce que vous avez à faire..." Puis, la phrase est interrompue par le même cri fort utilisé dans les publicités télévisées. Ensuite, un narrateur s'exprime, disant la fameuse phrase : "Ever been so wide awake? K-fee. Canned caffeine with coffee." (en français : "Avez-vous déjà été aussi éveillés ? K-fee. Caféine en canette avec du café".).
* '''''Version allemande''' (0:26)'': "Möchten Sie wissen, wie Sie mehr aus Ihrem Geld machen? Dann hören Sie jetzt gut zu. Wir haben für Sie einen Anlagetipp mit einer Top-Rendite. Diese Anlage garantiert Ihnen ein sorgenfreies Leben. Und erlaubt es Ihnen, lang gehegte Wünsche zu erfüllen. Und das bereits ab einer monatlichen Einzahlung von nur 20 Euro. Sie müssen einfach nur..."

=== Love ===
* '''''Version anglaise (traduite en français) '''(0:33)'': La pub commence par une berceuse et la voix d'une petite fille disant : "Maman, maman, combien tu m'aimes ?" suivie par la voix d'une femme disant : "Je t'aime d'ici jusqu'à la lune." "Et c'est loin comment ?" "Hmmm. C'est très loin." "C'est vraiment tant loin que ça ?" "Oui, mon amour. Je t'aime tellement. Maintenant ferme les yeux, chérie, et écoute l'histoire que je vais te raconter. Il était une fois un petit loir nommé Piff. Un jour, il partit..." Puis, la phrase est interrompue par le même cri que les autres publicités. Finalement, une voix dit, de même que dans les autres pubs radio : "Ever been so wide awake? K-fee. Canned caffeine with coffee." (en français : "Avez-vous déjà été aussi éveillés ? K-fee. Caféine en canette avec du café".).
* '''''German version''' (0:37)'': Kind: "Mama, Mama, wie lieb hast du mich?" Mama: "Ich hab dich von hier bis zum Mond lieb!" Kind: "Wie weit ist denn das?" Mama: "Das ist sooooo weit." Kind: "Ist das soooo doll?" Mama: "Ja, mein Süßes. Soooo doll lieb hab ich dich. Und jetzt macht mein kleines Krümelchen mal die Augen zu und hört schön hin, denn jetzt les ich dir noch eine kleine Geschichte vor… Es war einmal eine kleine Haselmaus namens Piff. Eines Morgens…"

=== Relaxation ===
* '''''Version anglaise (traduite en français)''' (0:49)'': La pub commence avec la même musique de fond que la pub télévisée ''Buddha''. Puis, une femme à la voix douce s'exprime, disant : "Et maintenant, un exercice pour vous aider à vous relaxer. Installez-vous confortablement. Fermez les yeux. Inspirez profondément par le nez. Gardez votre bouche fermée. Sentez cette inspiration profonde s'enfoncer dans votre ventre. Va, et vient. Et va, et vient. Et va, et vient. Et va, et..." La phrase est alors interrompue par toujours le même cri, et une voix dit, comme dans les autres pubs radio : "Ever been so wide awake? K-fee. Canned caffeine with coffee." (en français : "Avez-vous déjà été aussi éveillés ? K-fee. Caféine en canette avec du café".).

* '''''German version '''(0:38)'': "Zu Ihrer Entspannung nun eine Übung. Machen Sie es sich bequem. Schließen Sie die Augen, atmen Sie durch die Nase tief ein. Der Mund bleibt dabei geschlossen. Atmen Sie tief in den Unterbauch. Ein, und aus. Und ein, und aus. Und ein, und…"

=== Christmas ===
* '''''Version anglaise (traduite en français)''''' ''(0:51)'': La pub commence par le son d'une horloge cliquetant. Ensuite, une voix s'apparentant à celle du Père Noël dit : "Ahh, La période de Noël est enfin là. Et nous avons tous tant de souvenirs d'enfance merveilleux. De belles petites maisons tordues, avec des cheminées créant des traînées de fumée. Ah, oui. Et les stalactites brillant sous la lumière lunaire. La neige craque subtilement nous nos pieds, et quand nous arrivons dans la chaleur accueillante de nos maisons, l'odeur de délicieuses pommes cuites et de tartes fraîchement pâtissées, et oh comme nous sommes enchantés quand nous entendons enfin, enfin le son signant l'arrivée de Noël..." Puis la phrase est interrompue par le même cri strident des autres pubs K-fee. Enfin, une voix dit "Ever been so wide awake? K-fee. Canned caffeine with coffee." (en français : "Avez-vous déjà été aussi éveillés ? K-fee. Caféine en canette avec du café".).
* '''''German version''' (1:02)'': "Aaaaach, endlich ist wieder Weihnachtszeit und wir haben wieder all die schönen Erinnerungen an unsere Kindheit im Kopf. Die hübschen windschiefen Häuselein, aus deren Schornsteinen sich kleine Rauchfähnchen kräuseln. Ach, und die Eiszapfen allüberall, die im Mondenschein glitzern. Leise knirscht der Schnee unter unseren Sohlen, und wenn wir die behagliche Wärme unserer Häuslein betreten, dann duftet es schon nach Bratäpfelchen und frischgebackenen Rosinenmännlein. Hei, wie aufgeregt wir werden, wenn wir dann endlich, endlich am heiligen Abend das Signal zur Bescherung hören."

== Publicités version light de K-fee ==
En décembre 2005, K-fee publient de nouvelles publicités pour leur lignée de boisson Latte Macchiato parodiant leurs propres publicités farceuses. Ces pubs utilisent les images de trois des pubs K-fee les plus connues (Auto, Beach et Golf), mais en remplaçant le zombie ou la gargouille à la fin de la pub par un homme (pour les pubs du zombie) ou un ours en peluche (pour les pubs de la gargouille) ou alors un visage avec un masque démoniaque (pour les pubs de la gargouille à l'envers), suivi du texte "Jetzt auch mit weniger Koffein." (traduit en anglais : "Now With Less Caffeine", en français : "Maintenant avec moins de caféine") ou dans la version anglaise, "Now, without so much caffeine." (en français : "Maintenant, sans autant de caféine.") avec une image d'une bouteille de Latte Macchiato Classic ou d'un Latte Macchiato Vanilla. Les publicités du Latte Macchiato ont été faites en anglais et en allemand, et utilisent les mêmes bandes-son que les pubs originales, en plus aïgu. Ces publicités sont diffusées pour la première fois à la télévision le 27 décembre 2005.
* '''Auto ''(Light)''''': Un homme avec un polo clair apparaît du bas de l'écran à la place du zombie, et dit calmement "Bouh !" avec une voix efféminée, presque taquine. Le produit mis en avant est le K-fee Latte Macchiato Classic.
* '''Beach ''(Light)''''': Un ours en peluche souriant (possiblement une marionnette) apparaît à la place de la gargouille et ricane. Le produit mis en avant est le K-fee Latte Macchiato Classic.
* '''Golf ''(Light)''''': Le visage masqué démoniaque apparaît (en zoomé) et rugit. (Il peut être vu au bas de l'écran, essayant de se cacher, avant de surgir.) Il y a plus d'oiseaux qui chantent dans le fond que dans la version originale. Le produit mis en avant est le K-fee Latte Macchiato Vanilla.

== Publicités dans des magasines par K-fee ==
Entre décembre 2006 et février 2009, K-fee publient de multiples publicités basées sur des images dans des magazines, vraisemblablement en Allemagne. Ces publicités ne sont pas aussi bien documentées que les publicités radio ou télévisées, on ne sait donc pas, par exemple, dans quels magasines ces pubs sont apparues.

== Prix ==
K-fee a gagné deux prix pour ses publicités.
* '''Clio Awards 2005''' (Prix de bronze): Les pubs radio de K-fee ''Investment'', ''Love'', ''Relaxation'' et ''Christmas'' sont récompensées. <ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20060322124946/http://www.clioawards.com/awards/index.cfm?page=2&medium=ra&prize=gc&search=0</ref>
* '''Cannes Lions 2005''' (Prix d'argent): Les pubs télévisées de K-fee Car, Golf et Beach sont récompensées. <ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20051001011222/http://www.canneslions.com/winners/pdf/CL2005_Film_Winners.pdf</ref>
* '''Shots Award 2004. Issue #83''': Les publicités télévisées K-fee's ''Beach'' et ''Golf'' y sont mentionnées.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20251001165929/https://qu.ax/qyViH.mp4</ref>

== Distribution et équipe ==
[[File:K-fee crew.jpg|thumb|260px|The '''K-fee crew''' on recording set, June 10th, 2004.]]
*'''Directeur :''' Kai Sehr
*'''Acteurs :''' Brad Johnson ''(Zombie)'', Adam Johnson ''(Gargoyle / Batboy)''
*'''Producteur :''' Kai Stoecker
*'''Agence de publicité :''' Jung von Matt (Hamburg, Germany)
*'''Directeurs créatifs :''' Costantin Kaloff, Ove Gley
*'''Directeur artistique :''' Frank Aldorf
*'''Entreprise de production :''' Cobblestone Filmproduktion
*'''Sound design :''' Doublehead
*'''Post-production:''' Deli Pictures
*'''Rédacteurs :''' Daniel Frericks, Eskil Puhl
*'''Diffusées sur les chaînes suivantes''' : ProSieben, Kabel Eins, Sat 1

== Parodies ==
Sur Internet, une fin alternative à la pub Auto montre, à la place du produit et du slogan publicitaire, les mots : "'''Now...Go Change Your Shorts And Get Back To Work!'''" (en français : "'''Maintenant... Va changer ton short et retourne travailler !'''") en police Arial Black ; la vidéo a obtenu plus de 12 millions de vues en 2018.<ref>youtube.com/watch?v=HqGsT6VM8Vg Version with alternate text.</ref> Cette pub faisait aussi partie d'une chaîne de mails, décrivant la vidéo comme l'apparition d'un fantôme pendant l'enregistrement d'une publicité télévisée (provenant parfois du Royaume-Uni) ; le spectateur est invité à surveiller la voiture de près, une "brume fine" apparaissant proche de la voiture supposément. La "brume", évidemment, n'apparaît jamais, et la publicité est telle qu'elle est décrite précédemment, au grand désespoir du spectateur.

=== Le Monde incroyable de Gumball ===
Dans l'épisode du dessin animé américano-britannique de Cartoon Network ''[https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_Monde_incroyable_de_Gumball Le Monde incroyable de Gumball]'' ([https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saison_2_du_Monde_incroyable_de_Gumball saison 2]) intitulé "Internet", les publicités de K-fee y sont référencées. Dans une scène, Gumball et Darwin naviguent sur Elmore Stream en regardant des vidéos. Parmi ces vidéos, ils tombent sur l'une d'entre elles, sous-entendue être la pub Auto de K-fee.<ref>https://www.amazon.com/gp/video/detail/B00DI3AZDI/ref=atv_dp#btf-product-details The Internet episode.</ref>

Gumball réagit à la vidéo, commente sur la voiture blanche descendant les plaines tout en regardant de près l'écran, quand soudainement le fameux cri se joue et lui provoque une réaction intense, qui est enregistrée et postée sur Internet. Le reste de l'épisode met en scène Gumball essayant de faire supprimer la vidéo, lui ayant donnée une popularité indésirable.<ref>The Amazing World of Gumball, Gumball | Uploading An Embarrassing Video | The Internet | Cartoon Network, retrieved 2018-12-26 https://youtu.be/jjq_LkeTuyE?t=19s</ref>

== Galerie ==
<center><gallery widths="200" spacing="small" position="center" captionalign="center" bordersize="small">
File:So wach warst du noch nie.png|"So wach warst du noch nie."
File:Kaffee in hohen Dosen.png|"Kaffee in hohen Dosen"
File:Kaffee in hohen Dosen. with orange bottom text.png|Kaffee in hohen Dosen avec le texte en orange "Schrei als Klingelton? www.k-fee.de" (Traduit en français par "Le cri comme sonnerie? www.k-fee.de")
File:Ever been so wide awake.png|"Ever been so wide awake?" (''"Avez-vous déjà été aussi éveillés ?"'')
File:Canned caffeine with coffee.png|"Canned caffeine with coffee." (''"Caféine en canette avec du café."'')
File:Canned caffeine with coffee 2.png|"Canned caffeine with coffee."(''"Caféine en canette avec du café."'') (Alternatif)
File:The natural boost..png|The natural boost. (Le boost naturel.)
File:K-fee.png|Le logo de K-fee.
File:Now, without so much caffeine..png|Now, without so much caffeine. (Maintenant, sans autant de caféine.)
File:K-fee Latte Macchiato Classic English.png|La bouteille de Latte Macchiato Classic (anglais)
File:K-fee Latte Macchiato Vanilla English.JPG|La bouteille de Latte Macchiato Vanilla (anglais)
File:Jetzt auch mit weniger Koffein..png|Jetzt auch mit weniger Koffein.
File:K-fee Latte Macchiato Classic.png|La bouteille de Latte Macchiato Classic.
File:K-fee Latte Macchiato Vanilla.png|La bouteille de Latte Macchiato Vanilla.
File:K-fee Turbodrink.png|Une canette de K-fee Turbodrink.
File:K-fee crew.jpg|L'équipe de '''K-fee''' le 10 juin 2004.
File:K-fee zombie.jpg|Brad Johnson, l'acteur du zombie des pubs K-fee.
File:K-fee gargoyle.jpg|Adam Johnson, l'acteur de la gargouille des pubs K-fee.
File:K-fee Zombie and Batboy.jpg|Brad ''(Zombie)'' et Adam ''(Batboy)'' dans le studio d'enregistrement.
File:K-fee June 2004.jpg|Adam Johnson maquillé pour devenir Batboy.
File:Another behind the scenes photo of Brad Johnson as the K-fee Zombie.png|Une autre photo en coulisses de Brad Johnson incarnant le zombie de K-fee
File:K-fee Car.png|La pub de K-fee ''Car''.
File:K-fee Golf.png|La pub de K-fee ''Golf''.
File:K-fee Beach.png|La pub de K-fee ''Beach''.
File:K-fee Yoga.png|La pub de K-fee ''Yoga''.
File:K-fee Fishing.png|La pub de K-fee ''Fishing''.
File:K-fee Buddha.png|La pub de K-fee ''Buddha''.
File:K-fee Meadow.png|La pub de K-fee ''Meadow''.
File:K-fee Surfing.png|La pub de K-fee ''Surfing''.
File:K-fee Boardwalk.png|La pub de K-fee ''Boardwalk''.
File:Kfeecar.jpg|La voiture (une [https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chevrolet_Malibu#Cinqui%C3%A8me_g%C3%A9n%C3%A9ration_(1997-2005) Chevrolet Malibu]), au Enterprise Rent-A-Car du LAX Airport, étant récupérée.
File:Btsfishing.jpg|La pub de K-fee ''Fishing''.
File:Golfbts.jpg|Les coulisses de la pub K-fee ''Golf''.
File:Moregolfbts.jpg|Plus de coulisses de la pub K-fee ''Golf''.
File:Kfeeunknownbts.jpg
</gallery></center>

== Vidéos ==
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[[File:KfeeNoScream.ogg|K-fee Car music without the scream.]]
Bande-son de la pub K-fee Car.

== Faits divers ==
* La version anglaise de cet article a été mise en avant sur {{SITENAME}} le 11 janvier 2019.

== Références ==
<references />

== Liens ==
* ''[[:Category:K-fee|Tous les screamers utilisant les pubs K-fee]]''
*'''Le cri original :''' https://www.audiomicro.com/human-roar-comedy-cartoon-yell-royalty-free-stock-music-903173

=== '''Publicités télévisées''' ===
NOTE: Les vidéos suivantes contiennent des [[screamers]] !
==== '''Anglais''' : ====
*'''Car:''' youtube.com/watch?v=buhMz2Bh4cc
*'''Car (Texte de marque différent)''' : youtube.com/watch?v=9ve7jse5_eo
*'''Fishing :''' youtube.com/watch?v=HGTsojFNm1s
*'''Buddha :''' youtube.com/watch?v=378At8DUXzE
*'''Golf :''' youtube.com/watch?v=jLqRG1oqJRg
*'''Beach :''' youtube.com/watch?v=C-uDWsrrQr8
*'''Meadow :''' youtube.com/watch?v=XwGJIU8eFUM
*'''Yoga :''' youtube.com/watch?v=C1GzUfmFMmk
*'''Surfing :''' youtube.com/watch?v=-JUbW0c885Q
*'''Boardwalk :''' youtube.com/watch?v=hRCXh0924qE
==== '''Allemand''' : ====
*'''Auto :''' youtube.com/watch?v=X-OB_lUlF2g
*'''Auto (Version possiblement inachevée)''' : youtube.com/watch?v=YHYwSQlJ3FM
*'''Fishing :''' youtube.com/watch?v=rs1SUf8jpk0
*'''Buddha :''' youtube.com/watch?v=n6iOXV_fHTY
*'''Buddha (Version possiblement inachevée) :''' odysee.com/@screamreuploads:e/hd-k-fee-buddha:0
*'''Golf :''' youtube.com/watch?v=0e28F4dIjwg
*'''Beach :''' youtube.com/watch?v=hAlz3-xtkTY
*'''Beach (Version possiblement inachevée) :''' odysee.com/@screamreuploads:e/hd-k-fee-beach:6
*'''Meadow :''' youtube.com/watch?v=cR-hHVEw3r8
*'''Yoga :''' youtube.com/watch?v=JQq7UTrfU3U
*'''Surfing :''' youtube.com/watch?v=erSh4x6VF8E
*'''Boardwalk :''' youtube.com/watch?v=aKgl9A_hsT8

=== '''Publicités radio''' ===
NOTE: Les vidéos suivantes contiennent des [[screamers]]!
* '''Investment :''' youtube.com/watch?v=y-nXSyxI7Kg
* '''Love :''' youtube.com/watch?v=Pp3fm8mUtic
* '''Relaxation :''' youtube.com/watch?v=nfYpiZ2gw8o
* '''Christmas :''' youtube.com/watch?v=HlNUI7VA1fE
=== '''Latte Macchiato ''(pubs light)''''' ===
NOTE: Les vidéos suivantes ne contiennent pas de [[screamers]].

==== '''Allemand''' : ====
*'''Car :''' youtube.com/watch?v=Z8N0QiHc43M
*'''Beach :''' youtube.com/watch?v=EdZuqmi7-5M
*'''Golf :''' youtube.com/watch?v=31z8xaYDONA
==== '''Anglais''' : ====
*'''Car :''' youtube.com/watch?v=pZBEjRv0P2w
*'''Beach :''' youtube.com/watch?v=T-h2aeuG-38
*'''Golf :''' youtube.com/watch?v=KSeb2Mt-1Qs

==Langues==
Cet article est disponible en d'autres langues :
*'''English:''' [[K-fee commercials]]
*'''Polski :''' [[User:TWMO/Reklamy K-fee|Reklamy K-fee]]

==Voir aussi==
*'''[[Finder Lurker's K-fee Parodies]]'''
*'''[[Girl on Bike]]'''

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[[Category:Commercials]]
[[Category:K-fee]]
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K-fee Wide Awake commercials

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|imagecaption = Auto, one of the well-known locations featured in the commercial... and where your nightmares took place.
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|aired in = 2004
|banned advert = Yes
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{{Quote|Ever been so wide awake?|K-fee's iconic advertising campaign}}

In April 2004, the German beverage company [[wikipedia:Jump scare#In advertising|'''K-fee''']] released nine 20-second-long television commercials as part of their ''Wide Awake'' campaign to advertise their coffee drink. These commercials have been heavily criticized for their content and many feel that the adverts are very unprofessional and upsetting. However, their shocking nature is designed to simulate the effect that the product has on the viewer.

The commercials consist of peaceful scenes, such as a car driving down a grassy hillside to soothing music. However, at some point in the ad, the scene gets briefly interrupted by either a zombie or a gargoyle screaming at the camera, followed by the company's advertising campaign and the product, accompanied by a fast heartbeat.

K-fee received a lot of complaints from their viewers, and soon after that, the ads stopped being aired on television. Some people say that on some other occasions, a warning message was displayed before the advert played, informing any young children, easily scared individuals, and people with heart or certain health conditions to not view the footage. However, this is unproven.

An episode of ''[[Wikipedia:The Tonight Show with Jay Leno|The Tonight Show with Jay Leno]]'', aired in April 2005, featured a segment where the audience and [[wikipedia:Jay Leno|Jay]] reacted to K-fee's ''Car'' commercial. It was hosted on K-fee's official website from 2004 to 2007 along with the other adverts. The K-fee ''Car'' commercial was also featured in 2005 on ''[[wikipedia:...on Television|Tarrant on TV]]'', a famous British show, as well as on ''[[America's Funniest Home Videos]]''.

On January 29th, 2021, Rhys Lapsley (Wollstone Studios, Rhys Productions 11 on this wiki) uploaded a [[Screamer Wiki:K-Fee : The Infamous Commercials Documentary|one-hour documentary video]] featuring the actors from the commercials as well as several others involved in their production.
== The commercials ==
Each commercial had both German and English versions, with the captions at the end in the respective language. There was also either a zombie or a gargoyle at the end of each advert. The zombie was played by American actor Brad Johnson, and the gargoyle was played by his brother, Adam Johnson. These ads were first aired on television on April 30th, 2005. [[File:K-fee_zombie.jpg|thumb|250px|The K-fee zombie actor, Brad Johnson]]

== Commercials featuring the zombie ==
=== Car (Auto in German) ===
The commercial begins with a relaxing scene of a white car driving down a grassy hillside to soothing music. When the car passes behind a large tree, the camera follows. Once it pans off the tree, the car is gone. Then, a zombie suddenly pops into the scene very briefly accompanied by a frightening scream, scaring the viewer. This commercial is more commonly known as ''Ghost Car, Spooky Car'' or ''Scary Car Commercial''. The commercial was filmed at [https://goo.gl/maps/kB7FZJDSDA3cBSCx7 36°46'09.3"N 119°15'21.9"W], which is located near Kings Canyon Joint Unified, California.<ref>https://twitter.com/georainbolt/status/1613692024770727936</ref>
=== Fishing (Angler in German) ===
This shows a man fishing in a lake, and not long afterward the zombie appears, surprisingly not looking directly into the camera as it screams.
=== Yoga ===
This shows a person practicing yoga on a cliff, and as soon as the person lifts their hand, the zombie seemingly appears out of nowhere, screaming. (The zombie chroma key seems to be the same one used in the Fishing/Angler ad, but the dark obscures its face.) This commercial was likely filmed at [[Wikipedia:Joshua Tree National Park|Joshua Tree National Park]]<ref>34° 00′ 58.18″ N, 116° 09′ 34.27″ W</ref>.
=== Meadow (Wiese in German) ===
The video starts with a field of wildflowers and a pollinating bee. It then cuts to a meadow with some bicycles leaning against a large tree, and the camera stops moving at a certain point. The zombie, not long afterward, shows up from the left side of the screen and screams.
=== Surfing ===
This is a far away view of a person on a beach going to the ocean to go surfing. Then the zombie appears from the right side of the screen and screams. (The zombie chroma key seems to be the same one used in the Car/Auto ad, but it's zoomed in. It isn’t as blurry as in Car/Auto. The Zombie’s chroma key here has an extra frame though.) This commercial is also known as Beach 3, or Surfer.

[[File:K-fee_gargoyle.jpg|thumb|250px|The K-fee gargoyle actor, Adam Johnson]]

== Commercials featuring the gargoyle ==
=== Beach (Strand in German) ===
This depicts two lovers on a beach about to kiss, and just as they do, the gargoyle jumps up screaming from the bottom of the screen, blocking the view, with blood dripping from its mouth. K-fee Beach was filmed at Point Dume State Beach.
=== Boardwalk (Weg in German) ===
This shows a relaxing scene of a boardwalk near a beach, with a jogger in the distance who can be heard breathing, and soon stops to take a break and look at the beach. The camera then pans to the beach as well, and shortly after it stops moving, the gargoyle appears upside-down and screams. This commercial is also known as ''Beach 2''. This commercial was filmed at Moonstone Beach Boardwalk in Cambria, CA.
=== Buddha ===
This depicts a woman sitting in a garden, meditating near a Buddha statue. The camera briefly cuts to the statue and then to the woman, and when it moves away to its original view, the gargoyle jumps up screaming. Its face is so close to the camera that it is out of focus.
=== Golf ===
A man is shown golfing from far away. Eventually, a faint putting sound is heard, and shortly afterward, the gargoyle appears upside-down and screams. This is the only spot that does not include any background music.

==K-fee radio advertisements==
In December 2004, K-fee released four radio advertisements: ''Investment'', ''Love'', ''Relaxation'' and ''Christmas''. The ads were available in English and German.

=== Investment ===
* '''''English version '''(0:29)'': The ad starts with a man saying the following: "Would you like to know how to make more of your money? Then, listen carefully. We've got an investment tip for you that promises top returns. This investment will guarantee you a worry-free life and allow you to fulfill cherished dreams. All with a monthly payment starting from just 20 euros. All you have to do..." Then, the sentence gets interrupted by the same loud scream used in the other commercials. Then, a voice reads "Ever been so wide awake? K-fee. Canned caffeine with coffee."
* '''''German version''' (0:26)'': "Möchten Sie wissen, wie Sie mehr aus Ihrem Geld machen? Dann hören Sie jetzt gut zu. Wir haben für Sie einen Anlagetipp mit einer Top-Rendite. Diese Anlage garantiert Ihnen ein sorgenfreies Leben. Und erlaubt es Ihnen, lang gehegte Wünsche zu erfüllen. Und das bereits ab einer monatlichen Einzahlung von nur 20 Euro. Sie müssen einfach nur..."

=== Love ===
* '''''English version '''(0:33)'': The ad starts with lullaby music and a young girl's voice saying, "Mummy mummy, how much do you love me?" Then, a woman's voice says: "I love you from here to the moon." "How far is that?" "Hm. It's so far." "Is that so much?" "Yes, my love. I love you so much. Now close your eyes sweetie, and listen while I read you a story. Once upon a time, there was a little doormouse called Piff. One day, it went..." Then, the sentence gets interrupted by the same loud scream used in the other commercials. Then, a voice reads "Ever been so wide awake? K-fee. Canned caffeine with coffee."
* '''''German version''' (0:37)'': Kind: "Mama, Mama, wie lieb hast du mich?" Mama: "Ich hab dich von hier bis zum Mond lieb!" Kind: "Wie weit ist denn das?" Mama: "Das ist sooooo weit." Kind: "Ist das soooo doll?" Mama: "Ja, mein Süßes. Soooo doll lieb hab ich dich. Und jetzt macht mein kleines Krümelchen mal die Augen zu und hört schön hin, denn jetzt les ich dir noch eine kleine Geschichte vor… Es war einmal eine kleine Haselmaus namens Piff. Eines Morgens…"

=== Relaxation ===
* '''''English version''' (0:49)'': The ad starts with the same music used in the K-fee Buddha commercial. Then, a soft-spoken woman's voice said the following: "And now, an exercise to help you relax. Make yourself comfortable. Close your eyes. Breathe in deeply through your nose. Keep your mouth shut. Feel that deep breath go down to your tummy. In, and out. And in, and out. And in, and out. And in, and..." Then, the sentence gets interrupted by the same loud scream used in the other commercials. Then, a voice reads "Ever been so wide awake? K-fee. Canned caffeine with coffee."

* '''''German version '''(0:38)'': "Zu Ihrer Entspannung nun eine Übung. Machen Sie es sich bequem. Schließen Sie die Augen, atmen Sie durch die Nase tief ein. Der Mund bleibt dabei geschlossen. Atmen Sie tief in den Unterbauch. Ein, und aus. Und ein, und aus. Und ein, und…"

=== Christmas ===
* '''''English version''''' ''(0:51)'': The ad starts with the sound of a clock ticking. Then, a Santa Claus voice says the following: "Ah, Christmas time again at last. And we all have such wonderful childhood memories. Pretty little crooked houses, with chimneys puffing out trails of smoke. Ha, yes. And the icicles glistening in the moonlight all around. The snow crunches softly under our feet, and when we come into the cozy warmth of our houses, the smell of delicious baked apples and freshly baked mince pies, and oh how excited we are when we finally, finally hear the sound signaling the arrival of Christmas..." Then, the sentence gets interrupted by the same loud scream used in the other K-fee commercials. Then, a voice reads "Ever been so wide awake? K-fee. Canned caffeine with coffee."
* '''''German version''' (1:02)'': "Aaaaach, endlich ist wieder Weihnachtszeit und wir haben wieder all die schönen Erinnerungen an unsere Kindheit im Kopf. Die hübschen windschiefen Häuselein, aus deren Schornsteinen sich kleine Rauchfähnchen kräuseln. Ach, und die Eiszapfen allüberall, die im Mondenschein glitzern. Leise knirscht der Schnee unter unseren Sohlen, und wenn wir die behagliche Wärme unserer Häuslein betreten, dann duftet es schon nach Bratäpfelchen und frischgebackenen Rosinenmännlein. Hei, wie aufgeregt wir werden, wenn wir dann endlich, endlich am heiligen Abend das Signal zur Bescherung hören."

== K-fee light-version advertisements ==
In December 2005, K-fee released new commercials for their line of Latte Macchiato drinks that parodied their prank flash-style commercials. Using the footage from three of K-fee's most popular commercials (Auto, Beach, and Golf), the company replaced the zombie or gargoyle at the end of the ad with a man (for the zombie) or teddy bear (for the gargoyle) or demon-masked face (for the "upside-down" gargoyle), followed by the text "Jetzt auch mit weniger Koffein." (translated to English as "Now With Less Caffeine") or in the English version, "Now, without so much caffeine." and a picture of a Latte Macchiato Classic or Latte Macchiato Vanilla bottle. The Latte Macchiato commercials were made in English and German and used the same soundtracks from the original versions but higher-pitched. These ads were first aired on television on December 27th, 2005.
* '''Auto ''(Light)''''': A man in a light polo shirt appears from the bottom instead of the zombie and softly says “Boo!” in an effeminate, almost teasing voice. The advertised product is K-fee Latte Macchiato Classic.
* '''Beach ''(Light)''''': A smiling teddy bear (possibly a hand puppet) appears instead of the gargoyle and giggles. The advertised product is K-fee Latte Macchiato Classic.
* '''Golf ''(Light)''''': The demon-masked face appears (but zoomed in) and roars. (he can already be seen clumsily attempting to hide at the bottom of the screen before he rises.) More birds are chirping in background than in the original version. The advertised product is K-fee Latte Macchiato Vanilla.

== K-fee magazine advertisements ==
Between December 2006 and February 2009, K-fee released multiple picture-based advertisements in magazines presumably in Germany. Little is known about these advertisements, such as what magazines they appeared in.

== Awards ==
K-fee has won two awards for its advertisements.
* '''Clio Awards 2005''' (Bronze Award): K-fee's ''Investment'', ''Love'', ''Relaxation'' and ''Christmas'' radio advertisements. <ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20060322124946/http://www.clioawards.com/awards/index.cfm?page=2&medium=ra&prize=gc&search=0</ref>
* '''Cannes Lions 2005''' (Silver Award): K-fee's Car, Golf and Beach television commercials. <ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20051001011222/http://www.canneslions.com/winners/pdf/CL2005_Film_Winners.pdf</ref>
* '''Shots Award 2004. Issue #83''': K-fee's ''Beach'' and ''Golf'' television commercials.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20251001165929/https://qu.ax/qyViH.mp4</ref>

== Cast & Crew ==
[[File:K-fee crew.jpg|thumb|260px|The '''K-fee crew''' on recording set, June 10th, 2004.]]
*'''Director:''' Kai Sehr
*'''Actors:''' Brad Johnson ''(Zombie)'', Adam Johnson ''(Gargoyle / Batboy)''
*'''Producer:''' Kai Stoecker
*'''Advertising Agency:''' Jung von Matt (Hamburg, Germany)
*'''Creative Directors:''' Constantin Kaloff, Ove Gley
*'''Art Director:''' Frank Aldorf
*'''Production Company:''' Cobblestone Filmproduktion
*'''Sound Design:''' Doublehead
*'''Post Production:''' Deli Pictures
*'''Copywriters:''' Daniel Frericks, Eskil Puhl
*'''Aired on the following channels''': ProSieben, Kabel Eins, Sat 1

== Parodies ==
On the Internet, an alternate ending shows, instead of the product and the slogan, the text: "'''Now...Go Change Your Shorts And Get Back To Work!'''" in Arial Black instead of the normal ending; the video has gained over 24 million views as of 2025.<ref>'''youtube.com/watch?v=HqGsT6VM8Vg''' - version with alternate text.</ref> Other manifestations of this ad include being sent as part of a chain mail which supposedly depicts a ghost appearing during the filming of a television ad (sometimes from Great Britain); the viewer is instructed to follow the car closely, as a "mist" is supposed to appear next to the car at some point. The "mist", of course, never does appear, and the commercial plays out as described above, much to the chagrin of the viewer.

A picture of the famous road from the commercials is one of the possible [[Wikipedia:404 error|404 error]] images given on [[Screamer Wiki]].

=== The Amazing World of Gumball ===
In the British-American Cartoon Network animated series ''[[wikipedia:The Amazing World of Gumball|The Amazing World of Gumball]]'' ([[wikipedia:The Amazing World of Gumball (season 2)|season 2]]) episode named "The Internet", parodies the K-fee commercials. In one scene, Gumball and Darwin appear randomly browsing Elmore Stream-It while watching videos. Among these videos, they come across what is implied to be the K-fee Auto ad.<ref>https://www.amazon.com/gp/video/detail/B00DI3AZDI/ref=atv_dp#btf-product-details The Internet episode.</ref>

Gumball reacts to the video on the website, commenting on the white car driving through the hills and staring closely at the screen, when suddenly the loud scream is heard, causing him to have an intense reaction which gets recorded and posted to the web. The rest of the episode involves Gumball trying to get the video removed, which has given him unwanted fame.<ref>The Amazing World of Gumball, Gumball | Uploading An Embarrassing Video | The Internet | Cartoon Network, retrieved 2018-12-26 https://youtu.be/jjq_LkeTuyE?t=19s</ref>

== Gallery ==
<center><gallery widths="200" spacing="small" position="center" captionalign="center" bordersize="small">
File:So wach warst du noch nie.png|"So wach warst du noch nie."
File:Kaffee in hohen Dosen.png|"Kaffee in hohen Dosen"
File:Kaffee in hohen Dosen. with orange bottom text.png|Kaffee in hohen Dosen with the orange text "Schrei als Klingelton? www.k-fee.de" (Translated to English as "Scream as a ringtone? www.k-fee.de")
File:K-Fee Branding With ProSieben URL.jpeg|Kaffee in hohen Dosen with the orange text "Schrei als Klingelton? www.ProSieben.de" (Translated to English as "Scream as a ringtone? www.ProSieben.de") As seen on the German ProSieben TV channel.
File:Ever been so wide awake.png|"Ever been so wide awake?"
File:Canned caffeine with coffee.png|"Canned caffeine with coffee."
File:Canned caffeine with coffee 2.png|"Canned caffeine with coffee." (Alternate)
File:The natural boost..png|The natural boost.
File:K-fee.png|The K-fee logo.
File:Now, without so much caffeine..png|Now, without so much caffeine.
File:K-fee Latte Macchiato Classic English.png|The Latte Macchiato Classic Bottle English
File:K-fee Latte Macchiato Vanilla English.JPG|The Latte Macchiato Vanilla Bottle English
File:Jetzt auch mit weniger Koffein..png|Jetzt auch mit weniger Koffein.
File:K-fee Latte Macchiato Classic.png|The Latte Macchiato Classic bottle.
File:K-fee Latte Macchiato Vanilla.png|The Latte Macchiato Vanilla bottle.
File:K-fee Turbodrink.png|A can of K-fee Turbodrink.
File:K-fee crew.jpg|The '''K-fee crew''' on June 10th, 2004.
File:K-fee zombie.jpg|Brad Johnson, the K-fee zombie actor.
File:K-fee gargoyle.jpg|Adam Johnson, the K-fee gargoyle actor.
File:K-fee Zombie and Batboy.jpg|Brad ''(Zombie)'' and Adam ''(Batboy)'' on the recording set.
File:K-fee June 2004.jpg|Adam Johnson being turned into Batboy.
File:Another behind the scenes photo of Brad Johnson as the K-fee Zombie.png|Another behind-the-scenes photo of Brad Johnson as the K-fee Zombie
File:K-fee Car.png|The K-fee ''Car'' commercial.
File:K-fee Golf.png|The K-fee ''Golf'' commercial.
File:K-fee Beach.png|The K-fee ''Beach'' commercial.
File:K-fee Yoga.png|The K-fee ''Yoga'' commercial.
File:K-fee Fishing.png|The K-fee ''Fishing'' commercial.
File:K-fee Buddha.png|The K-fee ''Buddha'' commercial.
File:K-fee Meadow.png|The K-fee ''Meadow'' commercial.
File:K-fee Surfing.png|The K-fee ''Surfing'' commercial.
File:K-fee Boardwalk.png|The K-fee ''Boardwalk'' commercial.
File:Kfeecar.jpg|The automobile (A [[wikipedia:Chevrolet Malibu#Fifth generation (1997)|Chevrolet Malibu]]), located at the Enterprise Rent-A-Car at LAX Airport, being picked up.
File:Btsfishing.jpg|K-fee ''Fishing''.
File:Golfbts.jpg|Behind the scenes of K-fee ''Golf''.
File:Moregolfbts.jpg|More behind the scenes of K-fee ''Golf''.
File:Kfeeunknownbts.jpg
</gallery></center>

== Videos ==
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[[File:KfeeNoScream.ogg|K-fee Car music without the scream.]]
K-fee Car ad soundtrack.

== Trivia ==
* This article was nominated in the featured article on {{SITENAME}} on January 11th, 2019.

== References ==
<references />

== Links ==
* ''[[:Category:K-fee|All screamers using K-fee commercials]]''
*'''The original scream:''' https://www.audiomicro.com/human-roar-comedy-cartoon-yell-royalty-free-stock-music-903173

=== '''Television advertisements''' ===
NOTE: The following videos contain [[screamers]]!
==== '''English''': ====
*'''Car:''' youtube.com/watch?v=buhMz2Bh4cc
*'''Car (Different Branding Text)''': youtube.com/watch?v=r5UT7qFpbF8?feature=shared
*'''Fishing:''' youtube.com/watch?v=HGTsojFNm1s
*'''Buddha:''' youtube.com/watch?v=378At8DUXzE
*'''Golf:''' youtube.com/watch?v=jLqRG1oqJRg
*'''Beach:''' youtube.com/watch?v=C-uDWsrrQr8
*'''Meadow:''' youtube.com/watch?v=XwGJIU8eFUM
*'''Yoga:''' youtube.com/watch?v=C1GzUfmFMmk
*'''Surfing:''' youtube.com/watch?v=-JUbW0c885Q
*'''Boardwalk:''' youtube.com/watch?v=hRCXh0924qE
==== '''German''': ====
*'''Auto:''' youtube.com/watch?v=X-OB_lUlF2g
*Auto (Possible unfinished version): youtube.com/watch?v=YHYwSQlJ3FM
*'''Fishing:''' youtube.com/watch?v=rs1SUf8jpk0
*'''Buddha:''' youtube.com/watch?v=n6iOXV_fHTY
*'''Buddha (Possible unfinished version):''' odysee.com/@screamreuploads:e/hd-k-fee-buddha:0
*'''Golf:''' youtube.com/watch?v=0e28F4dIjwg
*'''Beach:''' youtube.com/watch?v=hAlz3-xtkTY
*'''Beach (Possible unfinished version):''' odysee.com/@screamreuploads:e/hd-k-fee-beach:6
*'''Meadow:''' youtube.com/watch?v=cR-hHVEw3r8
*'''Yoga:''' youtube.com/watch?v=JQq7UTrfU3U
*'''Surfing:''' youtube.com/watch?v=erSh4x6VF8E
*'''Boardwalk:''' youtube.com/watch?v=aKgl9A_hsT8

=== '''Radio advertisements''' ===
NOTE: The following videos contain [[screamers]]!
* '''Investment:''' youtube.com/watch?v=y-nXSyxI7Kg
* '''Love:''' youtube.com/watch?v=Pp3fm8mUtic
* '''Relaxation:''' youtube.com/watch?v=nfYpiZ2gw8o
* '''Christmas:''' youtube.com/watch?v=HlNUI7VA1fE
=== '''Latte Macchiato ''(light commercials)''''' ===
NOTE: The following videos '''''do not''''' contain [[screamers]].

==== '''German''': ====
*'''Car:''' youtube.com/watch?v=Z8N0QiHc43M
*'''Beach:''' youtube.com/watch?v=EdZuqmi7-5M
*'''Golf:''' youtube.com/watch?v=31z8xaYDONA
==== '''English''': ====
*'''Car:''' youtube.com/watch?v=EDzURytSxgg
*'''Beach:''' youtube.com/watch?v= oFKjqLapKO0
*'''Golf:''' youtube.com/watch?v= oiJUXAVIST0

==Languages==
This article is available in other languages.
*'''Français :''' [[K-fee commercials/French]]
*'''Polski:''' [[User:TWMO/Reklamy K-fee|Reklamy K-fee]]

==See Also==
*'''[[Finder Lurker's K-fee Parodies]]'''
*'''[[Girl on Bike]]'''

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Courage the Cowardly Dog Commercial

2025-10-01T16:55:29Z

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|title = Courage the Cowardly Dog
|image = BUNK.png
|maker = Cartoon Network
|type = Commercial
|date = 2003
}}
'''Courage the Cowardly Dog Commercial''' was a [[screamer]] [[commercial]] that advertised new episodes of ''[[Wikipedia:Courage the Cowardly Dog|Courage the Cowardly Dog]]'' made by [[Wikipedia:Cartoon Network|Cartoon Network]].

The commercial shows a night scene of the [https://courage.fandom.com/wiki/Bagge_Farmhouse Bagge Farmhouse]. Throughout the commercial, mostly nothing happens. However, after about 17 seconds, a close-up scene of a giant spider with human legs (a scene from the first episode) appears, accompanied by a loud edited noise. It then shows the Bagge Farmhouse again, and the announcer says: ''Ahora sabes cómo se siente'' (Now you know how it feels), and the commercial ends. The commercial was controversial because it frightened younger viewers.

=== Showcase video ===
[[File:Courage the Cowardly Dog commercial (censored).mp4|320px]]

== Link ==
NOTE: The following video contains a [[screamer]]!
* '''Deleted:''' <s>youtube.com/watch?v=kqM__bV-jP8</s>
* youtube.com/watch?v=qy9aGndWrIM
* '''Permalink:''' tinyurl.com/ykvr9fn6

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Last Measure

2025-10-01T16:52:50Z

Adonys: /* YouTube video */ fix permalink

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{{Infobox Shock Site
|title = Last Measure
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|type = Shock site
|date = 2003
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[[File:Last Measure Banner.jpeg|thumb|right|300px|The Last Measure banner.]]
'''Last Measure''' was a [[shock site]] created in 2003 by ''Penisbird'', a member of the internet trolling group [[Wikipedia:Gay Nigger Association of America|Gay Nigger Association of America]] (GNAA). Many variants of Last Measure exist, as the source code for several different versions was made available for download.

== History ==
An early version of Last Measure was conceived by Penisbird after playing with an [[wikipedia:AIM_(software)|AOL Instant Messenger]] (AIM) utility called AIM Invader, which provided a variety of ways to crash AIM clients.<ref name=":0">web.archive.org/web/20040809015117/<nowiki>http://lastmeasure.com/history.php</nowiki></ref>

The most powerful crash was the "last measure" crash, which overloaded an AIM client with file transfer requests, [[wikipedia:Contact_list|buddy list]] sends, and messages full of smileys and colors, until the AIM client crashed due to lack of [[wikipedia:Random-access_memory|RAM]].<ref name=":0" />

==Behavior==
Last Measure displayed pooped.jpg<ref name=":1">A picture of a woman's face with feces on it, which originates from bangedup.com.</ref> upon immediately entering the website. It set [[Goatse]] as the page's background, and opened numerous [[wikipedia:Web_browser|browser]] windows via a [[wikipedia:JavaScript|JavaScript]] function called ''procreate'' containing either [[Pillowfight]], [[Rotten.com#PenisBird|Penisbird]], [[Tubgirl]], or [[Lemon Party]]. It then used a function called ''playBall'' to move the windows around the screen. The page embedded a looping audio file called '''fsckyou.wav.mp3''',<ref>A reference to [[wikipedia:Fsck|fsck]], a [[wikipedia:Unix|Unix]] utility that checks the [[wikipedia:File System|file system]] for damage.</ref> which was a sample of a man screaming "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!".

The text "GNAA > j00<ref>The spelling for "you" in [[wikipedia:Leet|leetspeak]].</ref> fristage postage<ref>"fristage postage" is a reference to [[wikipedia:First_post|first post]], an Internet meme written by an internet user to indicate their discovery of an until-then uncommented entry.</ref> is mine" appeared at the top of the page. Below was the text "Lastmeasure last measure last-measure nero institute", which may have been an attempt to get the page listed under [[wikipedia:Google_Search|Google]]. The title of the page was "Our lawyer has informed us that we need a warning. So, if you are under the age of 18 or find this offensive, pleae [sic]<ref>This typo is corrected in later versions.</ref> leave immediately", which is a reference to the text on the front page of [[Goatse.cx]]. If the user pressed Alt+F4, the Ctrl key, or the Del key, the page displayed an alert containing the same text as the page title.

The page also had a button with the text "CLICK ME", which utilized the onmouseover<ref name=":7">Occurs when the cursor enters an element.</ref> and onclick<ref name=":8">Occurs when the user clicks on an element.</ref> events to call on the procreate and playBall functions to spawn more windows. If the user attempted to close any windows, the page utilized the onunload<ref name=":9">Occurs when the user navigates away from the page, such as by clicking a link or closing the browser window.</ref> event to spawn even more.

Last Measure additionally checked if the browser was [[wikipedia:Internet_Explorer|Microsoft Internet Explorer]], and if the version of Internet Explorer was greater than or equal to 4. If both conditions were met, it saved the page URL as a bookmark titled "Idiot!".

== Version 3.4.1 ==
[[File:Lastmeasure.JPG|thumb|A screenshot of Last Measure Version 3.4.1 from September 9th, 2004.]]
Last Measure Version 3.4.1 introduced several new developments, such as an expanded image list and more elaborate scripts. The complete image list was christmas.jpg,<ref name=":2">A picture of a person stretching her anus to [[Goatse]] proportions with a table clamp, from [[Klerck.org]].</ref> [[Lemon Party|lemonparty.jpg]], [[Rotten.com#PenisBird|ouch.jpg]],<ref>The image is called ouch.jpg. but the [[wikipedia:PHP|PHP]] file is called penisbird.php.</ref> [[Pillowfight|pillowfight.jpg]], [[Tubgirl|tubgirl.jpg]], [[spin.gif]], freak.jpg,<ref name=":3">A picture of a naked female body builder.</ref> rustina.jpg,<ref name=":4">A picture depicting Rusty's wife's face photoshopped onto a picture of a naked white woman having sex with a black man. Rusty was the creator of [[wikipedia:Kuro5hin|Kuro5hin]], a popular [[wikipedia:Slashdot|Slashdot]]-like site.</ref> loopback.jpg,<ref name=":5">A picture of a man looping his penis into his anus from [[Goatse.cx]].</ref> and eww.jpg.<ref>A picture of a young girl, with two naked people in the background, with one of them exposing his buttocks. The text "The Fuck What?!" in red is visible, with the man's naked buttocks circled in red.</ref> Instead of embedding an [[wikipedia:MP3|MP3]] to play the "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" audio sample, it embedded a [[Adobe Flash Player|Flash]] file called '''hey.swf''.

The title of the page was "Our lawyer has informed us that we need a warning. So, if you are under the age of 18 or find this offensive, please leave immediately" and pressing Alt+F4 or the Ctrl key spawned an alert message with the same text. However, if the user pressed the Del key, it spawned an alert message containing credits:
<pre>
LAST MEASURE VERSION 3.3 BY PENISBIRD.
Starring:
Spin
Tubgirl
Lemonparty
Bob Goatse
Penisbird
Pillowfight
Christmas
Rusty's Wife
What the fuck? That guy's ass is showing in his baby's picture!

Additional (actually fucking working in v3.2) popup-blocker-busting by goat-see
hey.swf by rkz
PROPS TO GNAA
</pre>

Version 3.4.1 contained the same "GNAA > j00 fristage postage is mine" and "Lastmeasure last measure last-measure nero institute" text found in the original mirror. However, it utilized a more elaborate [[wikipedia:Web_browser|browser]] checking protocol. Not only did it check if the browser was Internet Explorer and the version is greater than or equal to 4, it also checked if the browser was [[wikipedia:Netscape_Navigator|Netscape Navigator]] and if it was version 4, and checks if the browser was a [[wikipedia:Gecko_(software)|Gecko]]-based browser such as [[wikipedia:Firefox|Firefox]]. It additionally checked if the user's [[wikipedia:Operating_system|operating system]] is [[wikipedia:MacOS|macOS]].

The procreate function in Version 3.4.1 served the same purpose of opening windows, but it only opened windows if the browser was Internet Explorer and randomly selected which shock image to display in the new window. The playBall function in Version 3.4.1 was largely unchanged, except that it lacked an [[wikipedia:Conditional_(computer_programming)|if statement]] found in the original mirror.

The page utilized the onfocus,<ref>Occurs when an element gets focus.</ref> onblur,<ref>Occurs when an element loses focus.</ref> onmousemove,<ref name=":10">Occurs when the cursor moves over an element.</ref> onload,<ref name=":11">Occurs when an object has been loaded.</ref> onkeydown,<ref name=":12">Occurs when the user presses a key on the keyboard.</ref> and onunload<ref name=":9" /> events to open procreator.php in modeless dialog boxes.<ref>Modeless dialog boxes permit the user to interact with it while still being able to interact with other parts of the webpage or application, meaning that the user can move it around, click on other buttons or links, or perform other actions simultaneously. Modeless dialog boxes are unlike modal dialog boxes, which requires users to interact with it before they can continue interacting with other parts of the webpage or application.</ref> The page also had a large button labeled CLICK ME with pooped.jpg as the background, which made use of the onmouseover,<ref name=":7" /> onclick,<ref name=":8" /> and onmouseout<ref>Occurs when the mouse pointer moves out of an element.</ref> events to launch modeless dialog boxes containing procreator.php.

Procreator.php executed the same payloads as the main page: spawning the alert and credits messages when specific keys are pressed, the browser and operating system checking protocol, and the procreate and playBall functions. The procreator.php file also contained the following text in first-level header tags: <pre>
PROCREATING LAST MEASURE!!!
GNAA > j00
Fristage Postage is MINE.
EAT THIS, GOOGLE TOOLBAR.
fucking nigger operating system.. at least in fucking Firebird you odn't have to do this shit.
</pre>Version 3.4.1's source code contained a string of text related to the development of the anti-popup blocker functionality:<pre>
/*
let's figure out what the fuck kind of browser the poor plebs are using :(
MSIE gets a special kind of last measure where I start off with a
ModelessDialog and pop up from it. Gets around google toolbar. -- goat-see */
</pre>The procreate function contained another code comment from goat-see:
fuck procreating like rabbits -- goat-see
There was another string of text in the source code that reads "If you have a screen larger than this i'll eat my own shit. - this button shit is +1 insightful.". It was not rendered as visible text on the page as it was not enclosed within any HTML tags or any visual elements.

== Version 4.1 ==
Version 4.1 used the same image list<ref>PenisBird is replaced with the edited [[wikipedia:GIF|GIF]] version that depicts the macaw masturbating the penis until ejaculation.</ref> and hey.swf file as 3.4.1 but introduced several new scripts. The title of the page was "GNAA Last Measure v4.1 by Rucas with Armorfist's PopupByPasser Mod.". The function that opened windows was renamed shellscript, and the function that moved windows around was renamed movew0w. In contrast to previous versions that used basic [[wikipedia:Arithmetic|arithmetical]] calculations, movew0w used [[wikipedia:Trigonometry|trigonometric]] calculations to determine the window position. The page embedded two [[Adobe Flash Player|Flash]] files, first_opener.swf and second_opener.swf, which opened windows.

It checked whether the user's operating system was [[wikipedia:Microsoft_Windows|Windows]], [[wikipedia:MacOS|macOS]], [[wikipedia:Linux|Linux]], [[wikipedia:OS/2|OS/2]], or [[wikipedia:BeOS|BeOS]]. It also specifically checked if the user's [[wikipedia:Web_browser|browser]] was either [[wikipedia:Opera_(web_browser)|Opera]], [[wikipedia:MSN_TV|WebTV]], [[wikipedia:Internet_Explorer|Internet Explorer]], [[wikipedia:NetPositive|NetPositive]], [[wikipedia:Internet_Explorer_Mobile|MS Pocket Internet Explorer]], [[wikipedia:Galeon|Galeon]], [[wikipedia:Konqueror|Konqueror]], [[wikipedia:ICab|iCab]], [[wikipedia:OmniWeb|OmniWeb]], Phoenix,<ref>The initial code name for [[wikipedia:Firefox|Firefox]]. </ref> Firebird<ref>The replacement name for Phoenix, due to a trademark claim from [[wikipedia:Phoenix_Technologies|Phoenix Technologies]].</ref>, [[wikipedia:Firefox|Firefox]],<ref>The replacement name for Firebird, due to pressure from the [[wikipedia:Firebird_(database_server)|Firebird]] database software project.</ref> Mozilla,<ref>Refers to the original codebase of the [[wikipedia:Netscape_Navigator|Netscape Navigator]] web browser, which was eventually rewritten and evolved into [[wikipedia:Firefox|Mozilla Firefox]].</ref> [[wikipedia:Lynx_(web_browser)|Lynx]], [[wikipedia:Amaya_(web_editor)|Amaya]], [[wikipedia:Safari_(web_browser)|Safari]], [[wikipedia:Netscape_(web_browser)|Netscape]], or [[wikipedia:AOL_Explorer|AOL Browser]].

One notable feature of Version 4.1 was that it retrieved and submitted the user's [[wikipedia:Clipboard_(computing)|clipboard]] data to a hidden form. It also collected other various user data and utilized a [[wikipedia:PHP|PHP]] script called StatsMeasure to compile it into a table. The table contained the following data:

*ID: The unique identifier of each visit.
*Time: The date and time of the visit.
*Host: [[wikipedia:Hostname|Hostname]], [[wikipedia:IP_address|IP address]], and [[wikipedia:Port_(computer_networking)|port number]] of the visitor.
*Browser: The visitor's browser information.
*Referrer: The website that referred the visitor to the current page.
*User: The string appended to the end of the URL so that a user can track how many times a victim has clicked their link.
*Clipboard: The content of the [[wikipedia:Clipboard_(computing)|clipboard]].

==Last Measure Unified X==
Last Measure Unified X contained a long slew of keywords in its [[wikipedia:Metadata|metadata]] and on the main page itself, which may have been an attempt to get the page listed under [[wikipedia:Google_Search|Google]]. It utilized the browser checking protocol from Version 3.4.1. The title of the page was "GNAA Last Measure Unified X". Pressing the Alt+F4 or Ctrl key spawned an alert with the text "Our lawyer has informed us that we need a warning. So, if you are under the age of 18 or find this offensive, please leave immediately". However, pressing the Del key spawned an alert message containing credits that read: <pre>
LAST MEASURE VERSION BY PENISBIRD, Rolloffle, and Rucas.
Starring:
Spin
Tubgirl
Lemonparty
Bob Goatse
Penisbird
Pillowfight
Christmas
Rusty's Wife
What the fuck? That guy's ass is showing in his baby's picture!

Total, complete, all-versions, popup blocker bashing-to-pieces by goat-see
hey.swf by rkz
PROPS TO GNAA. LOL HY -- DiKKy (GNAA NORWAY CORRESPONDANT)
Updated by sam, Jmax, JacksonBrown, Dessimat0r, timecop, and others.
</pre>The full shock image list was [[Rotten.com#PenisBird|penisbird.gif]], [[The Pain Series#Images Featured|awesome.jpg]], [[hello.jpg]], [[Hai2u|hotblowjob.jpg]], zoidberg.jpg,<ref>[[Rotten.com]]'s "Motorcycle" image, which is likely a photo of an attempted shotgun suicide.</ref> [[Tubgirl|tubgirl.jpg]], [[Harlequin Fetus|harlequin1.jpg]], [[The Pain Series#Images Featured|Pain2.jpg]], [[Harlequin Fetus|harlequin2.jpg]], [[The Pain Series#Images Featured|Pain3.jpg]], [[Harlequin Fetus|harlequin3.jpg]], [[The Pain Series#Images Featured|Pain4.jpg]], [[The Pain Series#Images Featured|Pain5.jpg]], stretch.jpg,<ref>An image of a person stretching their anus, similar to [[Goatse]].</ref> stopracism.jpg,<ref>An image of a white man and a black man engaging in anal sex.</ref> rustina.jpg,<ref name=":4" /> pooped.jpg,<ref name=":1" /> [[The Pain Series#Images Featured|Pain.jpg]], freak.jpg,<ref name=":3" /> [[The Pain Series#Images Featured|Untitled.jpg]], [[Pillowfight|pillowfight.jpg]], loopback.jpg,<ref name=":5" /> [[Lemon Party|lemonparty.jpg]], christmas.jpg,<ref name=":2" /> weightlifter.jpg,<ref>[[Rotten.com]]'s "Weightlifter" image, which depicts a man squatting with a rectal prolapse.</ref> and [[spin.gif]]. Similar to versions 3.4.1 and 4.1, it embedded hey.swf to play the "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" sample. The image list also included 16 [[wikipedia:WAV|WAV]] files of various GNAA members reciting "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!".[[File:UnifiedX Stats.png|thumb|The stats table generated by Unified X.|250x250px]]The movew0w function returned in Unified X, but the shellscript function was renamed back to procreate. Windows spawned by procreate contained the text "GNAA Gay Niggers Timecop". The main page utilized the onload,<ref name=":11" /> onmousemove,<ref name=":10" /> onmouseover,<ref name=":7" /> and onkeydown<ref name=":12" /> events to call on the procreate and movew0w functions. If the user attempted to close any windows, the page would utilize the onunload event to call upon those same functions.
Unified X introduced a function named ruin which calls an [[wikipedia:Infinite_loop|infinite loop]] in an attempt to freeze the browser. It also made various outbound connections. The site attempted to connect to the GNAA and [[wikipedia:EFnet|EFnet]] [[wikipedia:Internet_Relay_Chat|IRC]] servers, attempted to access the alt.flame.niggers and alt.flame.faggots [[wikipedia:Usenet_newsgroup|Usenet newsgroups]], and used rlogin and telnet<ref>rlogin and telnet are remote login protocols used to establish a login session on a remote computer over a network. telnet allows the user to pass [[wikipedia:Environment_variable|environment variables]] as parameters, while rlogin does not. rlogin allows the user to automatically connect, while telnet requires verification for each connection. Both rlogin and telnet transmit data in [[wikipedia:Plain_text|plain text]], making intercepted information easily readable. Due to security vulnerabilities and the availability of more secure protocols, rlogin and telnet are no longer widely used in modern networking environments.</ref> to attempt to connect to a remote address. It also contained a callto hyperlink to dial JOIN_THE_GNAA__2005_RECRUITMENT_DRIVE, and opened up the computer’s default [[wikipedia:Email_client|email client]] to compose a message to the email address JOIN@THE.GNAA with "2006_RECRUITMENT_DRIVE" as the subject and "www.gnaa.us" as the body.

Additionally, it opened up [[wikipedia:AIM_(software)|AOL Instant Messenger]] to send a message to the user "Gary_Niger" with the body "HY LOL HY LOL", and attempted to add the screennames HY, LOL, HY, LOL, HY, LOL, join, the, gnaa, 2006, RECRUITMENT, DRIVE, heartiez2incog to the AIM [[wikipedia:Contact_list|buddy list]].

The page also downloaded three files. Two of these files were "jews.wmv" and "lm.pdf". The [[wikipedia:Windows_Media_Video|WMV]] did not play or function in any way originally with the purpose to stop Windows Media Player and the [[wikipedia:PDF|PDF]] file was a redirect to Last Measure. It also attempted to download "[[wikipedia:Gayniggers_from_Outer_Space|Gayniggers From Outer Space]] [GNAA Digitally Remastered].avi" from an [[wikipedia:EDonkey_network|eDonkey]] file-sharing network.

Similar to Version 4.1, Unified X collected various user information and compiled it into a table using StatsMeasure. Users could get their name added to the "count" table by appending "?u=yourname" to the end of the URL.<ref name=":6">web.archive.org/web/20120115131335/<nowiki>http://www.gnaa.eu:80/wiki/support</nowiki></ref> It also introduced LMX Live Stats, which which tracked the number of times a user was redirected.<ref>edramatica.com/Last_Measure#Last_Measure_Unified_X</ref>

==Last Measure Live==
[[File:Nimp.org screenshot.jpg|thumb|250x250px|Last Measure Live attempting to access alt.flame.faggots, but failing due to insufficient memory.]]
Last Measure Live is the current version of Last Measure. It contains many of the payloads found in Unified X but has several new additions.

Last Measure Live introduces more [[wikipedia:WAV|WAV]] files of various GNAA members reciting "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!", bringing the total number of clips up to 26. The original "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" audio clip is included as two WAV files, one called original.wav and the other called HEY.wav.

The directory of images is expanded to include balloonboy.jpg,<ref>Image not archived.</ref> gratin.jpg,<ref>An image of feces in a dish.</ref> [[Harlequin Fetus|harlequin4.jpg]], kiss.jpg,<ref>A gore image similar to zoidberg.jpg.</ref> lunch.jpg,<ref>An image of a man covered in feces engaging in coprophagia, from [[The Mac User|themacuser.org]].</ref> and smile.jpg.<ref>Image not archived.</ref> The index.php file references several more images sourced from [[Wikipedia:Wikimedia_Commons|Wikimedia Commons]]: SOA-Condylomata-acuminata-female.jpg,<ref>An image of a vulva afflicted by ''condylomata acuminata'', commonly known as genital warts.</ref> Agent-orange-dead-deformed-babies.jpg,<ref>An image of stillborn babies with deformities resulting from prenatal exposure to Agent Orange. The file was deleted on 10 June 2015 due to "Invalid fair-use rationale".</ref> Sodomie.jpg,<ref> An image of a man with a zucchini inserted in the anus. The file was deleted on 15 March 2022.</ref> Masturbation-Toys_Fleshlight_%28Masturbations-Spielzeug-Hilfsmittel_Fleshlight%29.gif,<ref> A GIF depicting a worm's eye view of a man penetrating a fleshlight.</ref> Child_with_Smallpox_Bangladesh.jpg,<ref>An image of a young girl with smallpox.</ref> JJ_and_TJ_about_to_have_sex.jpg,<ref> An image of a pierced penis about to penetrate a pierced vulva.</ref> Breast_reconstruction_02.jpg,<ref>An image of breast reconstruction surgery.</ref> Scat-01.jpg,<ref>The same image as gratin.jpg.</ref> and Anal3.jpg.<ref>An image of an anus with something lodged inside of it.</ref>

Mirrors of Last Measure Live that received complaints replaced the page content with the following text in first-level header tags: "Sorry, the [website URL] website has been removed due to a complaint. Instead, you can learn more about tobacco-induced cancer on Google Images by clicking here. Please quit smoking." The last two sentences are hyperlinked to a [[wikipedia:Google_Images|Google Images]] search for "tobacco cancr"[sic].

== Hoaxes ==
There are many hoax versions of Last Measure, such as a [[Glory Hole Foundation]] variant and HTML5 version. The [[Glory Hole Foundation]] variant would supposedly "contain all images from the [[Offended]] page" and "install actual malware in a version of the [[wikipedia:MEMZ|MEMZ]] virus with shock images",<ref>bjaodn.org/wiki/Shock_site#Glory_Hole_Foundation_Last_Measure_Edition</ref> while the HTML5 version would "abuse JavaScript[,] making it very hard to leave the website once [visited]" and "[make] it impossible to even shut down the computer or use [T]ask [M]anager to kill the...web browser" with the keywords on the page relating to Last Measure, [[wikipedia:Feminism|feminism]], the [[wikipedia:LGBT|LGBT community]], [[wikipedia:Steven_Universe|''Steven Universe'']], and ''[[wikipedia:Homestuck|Homestuck]]'' as an attempt to get the webpage listed under Google and specifically fool [[wikipedia:Tumblr|Tumblr]] users.<ref>bjaodn.org/wiki/Shock_site#Last_Measure_HTML5_beta</ref>

== Soft Measure ==
[[File:Softmeasure.png|thumb|A screenshot of Soft Measure as of December 2nd, 2004.|250x250px]]
Soft Measure was a variant of Last Measure created by [[wikipedia:Sam_Hocevar|Sam Hocevar]]. It reuses the same scripts found in other Last Measure variants, such as the clipboard retrieval script, but replaces all the shock images with images of stuffed animals. The page also contained ASCII art of a teddy bear accompanied by the text "SOFT MEASURE". The "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" voice clip is replaced with a voice clip of a man saying "Hey, with American Online, I can just point, and click!".<ref>The voice clip is an excerpt from computerpranks.com/media/default.cfm?ItemID=210.</ref>
==Seizure Measure==
Seizure Measure, also known as Browser Bomb, used the same window-spawning and window-moving protocol as the original Last Measure, but embedded a [[Adobe Flash Player|Flash]] file called rgb.swf which contained music and bright flashing colors. The title of the page was “you have violated internet law. the authorities are being contacted.” and pressing Alt+F4, Ctrl, or Del spawned an alert with the message “You have violated Internet Law. The authorities are being contacted.”.

Similar to Last Measure, Seizure Measure checked if the browser was [[wikipedia:Internet_Explorer|Microsoft Internet Explorer]] and if the version was 4 or higher, and if both conditions were met, it saved the page URL as a bookmark titled "Idiot!". It also attempted to set the page URL as the browser's homepage.
==Last Measure Operating System==
[[File:LMOSFramework.png|thumb|303x303px|The framework of LMOS.]]
Last Measure Operating System (LMOS) is a minimalist [[wikipedia:Operating_system|operating system]] developed by [[wikipedia:Sam_Hocevar|Sam Hocevar]], a member of the GNAA division [[wikipedia:Goatse_Security|Goatse Security]]. It is written in [[wikipedia:X86_assembly_language|x86 assembly]] and will boot on any x86 computer. Due to its small size, it can easily fit on a CD, floppy disk, or USB drive.

The default LMOS theme contains the following shock images: [[Goatse|hello.jpg]], [[Tubgirl|tub.jpg]], loopback.jpg,<ref name=":5" /> [[Harlequin Fetus|harlequin.jpg]], pooped.jpg,<ref name=":1" /> [[Pillowfight|pillowfight.jpg]], and [[Lemonparty|lemonparty.jpg]], and the "HEY EVERYBODY, I’M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" audio sample.
==LastDrive==
LastDrive is a portable Windows application created with [[wikipedia:AutoHotkey|AutoHotkey]] that forces computers to open the lastmeasure.com website. It can be configured to make the script open any shock site of the culprit's choosing and set the amount of time that the victim is forced to view it.<ref>web.archive.org/web/20070117094239/witu.net/lastdrive.html</ref> A fork named LastDrive-X was made, which expanded it to have a port to the [[wikipedia:Flipper Zero|Flipper Zero]] device.
==Trivia==
*Last Measure shares the procreate and playBall functions with Trojan.JS.Offiz, better known as Trojan.JS.YouAreAnIdiot.<ref>github.com/AntnPantnMantn/youareanidiot.org-original-source-code/blob/master/source-code/you.js</ref>
* Various pages on Encyclopedia Dramatica, such as the "[[Offended]]" and the "[[The Pain Series|Pain Series]]" pages, contain links to Last Measure mirrors.
* According to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], posting a link to the <nowiki>*.on.nimp.org</nowiki> mirror on [[4chan]] gets you banned.
*The rgb.swf file embedded in Seizure Measure is the same as the rgb.swf file featured on [[Albino Blacksheep]], which displayed bright flashing [[wikipedia:RGB_color_model|RGB]] colors accompanied by a [[wikipedia:Chiptune|chiptune]] version of "[[wikipedia:Axel_F|Axel F]]" from ''[[wikipedia:Beverly_Hills_Cop_(film_series)|Beverly Hills Cop]].''<ref>"<nowiki>http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/rgb.php</nowiki> - This is a harmless version of Browser Bomb. This version does not abuse javascript. '''WARNING: Do not follow this link if you are prone to epileptic seizures."''' (from BJAODN's "Shock site" page, which is listed below under "Further Reading")</ref> The animation was also known as E-SHROOMS on teamdead.net.
* The page at nero-online.org contained a link to a version of LastMeasure without shock images called SafeMeasure.<ref>web.archive.org/web/20040101132909/<nowiki>http://nero-online.org/</nowiki></ref>
* Last Measure made use of a [[wikipedia:Java_applet|Java applet]] called CoffeeMeasure that spawned several Java application windows that moved around the screen.<ref>web.archive.org/web/20170111162842/<nowiki>http://screamer.wikia.com/wiki/Last_Measure</nowiki></ref>
* Several Last Measure mirrors made use of [[wikipedia:Wildcard_DNS_record|wildcard domains]].
** The full list of wildcard domains was: *.on.nimp.org, *.on.zoy.org, *.roflol.fr, *.ipademu.com, *.ipad-crack.com, *.4chanmirror.com, *.animeforums.eu, *.animetorrents.me, *.moviepiayer.com, *.ircpaste.me, *.troiiing.com, *.mediapiayer.com, *.antignaa.com, *.nimpblock.com, *.wikipaste.eu, *.bioghost.com, *.sarahpaiin.com, *.iinux.be, and *.feenode.net.
* Many Last Measure mirrors made use of [[wikipedia:Bait-and-switch|bait-and-switch]] tactics to deceive victims into visiting them.
** The mirror forums.ddrparadise.eu.org was created to deceive those looking for the DDRParadise forums into visiting Last Measure. The forums were actually located at boards.ddrparadise.eu.org.
** Many wildcard mirrors, such as *.bioghost.com, utilized the upper case "i" (*.bIoghost.com) as it can easily be mistaken for a lower case "l". In the case of *.bioghost.com, the use of the upper case "i" may have deceived the victim into thinking they were accessing a [[wikipedia:Blog|blogging]] platform.
* Many mirrors act as [[wikipedia:URL_redirection#Redirect_chains|redirect chains]] to other Last Measure mirrors.
* An early version of Last Measure called Last Measure Version 3.4 contained [[wikipedia:ASCII_art|ASCII art]] of Goatse and the clipboard-retrieving payload.
** An early archive of softmeasure.zoy.org that ran Version 3.4 contained ASCII art of a teddy bear instead of Goatse,<ref>view-source:web.archive.org/web/20041205032410/softmeasure.zoy.org/</ref> and was supposedly a version of Last Measure without shock images.<ref>epicroadtrips.us/2003/summer/nola/nola_offsite/FQ_en.wikipedia.org/en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_shock_sites.html#Modified</ref>
* The mirror cshacks.partycat.us ran a version of Last Measure called Last Measure Version 3.4.4 Saturn. While its index.php was not archived, the stats.php page can be accessed, revealing that It used StatsMeasure to generate a table of various user data.
* There was a malicious script that affected Garry's Mod named the "G-Man Virus", which would jumpscare the player with a texture of G-Man's face before opening nimp.org, with the jews.wmv file supposedly being gay pornography.<ref>steamcommunity.com/app/4000/discussions/1/648816742798726113</ref><ref>youtube.com/watch?v=nxlnWMoapO8</ref> However, this is currently unconfirmed as no proof appears to exist.
* An early version of Unified X called Unified differed in several ways:
** It did not have the list of keywords on its main page or in its metadata.
** It did not include any [[Harlequin Fetus]] images or images from the [[The Pain Series|Pain Series]].
** The file that it attempted to download from [[wikipedia:EDonkey_network|eDonkey]] was "[[wikipedia:Star_Wars:_Episode_III_–_Revenge_of_the_Sith|Star.Wars.Episode.III.Revenge.of.the.Sith]].2005.PROPER.DVDRip.XviD-GNAA.avi".
** It contained a function called extruin, which entered a [[wikipedia:For_loop|for loop]] that iterated five times. In each iteration of the loop, it called the functions add(mail) and add(news). After all five loops completed, it called on the ruin function.
*The GNAA released an updated version of Unified X called Unified X-2 which was more effective at bypassing pop-up blockers and other browser security protocols. It was made available via private distribution in the GNAA IRC channel.<ref name=":6" />
*According to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], the GNAA was developing a version of Last Measure called RubyMeasure, which was to be written in the [[wikipedia:Ruby (programming language)|Ruby]] programming language. It was expected to launch in May 2013, but was ultimately cancelled.<ref>edramatica.com/Last_Measure#Ruby_Measure</ref>
==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery widths="200" position="center" captionsize="small" captionalign="center" spacing="small">
File:RustleLeague.png|Spreading Last Measure via [[wikipedia:Cross-site_scripting|XSS attacks]].
File:RedHatBugzilla.png|Disguising Last Measure as an [[wikipedia:RPM_Package_Manager|RPM]] patch.
File:Beatlesnimp.png|Mirrors of Last Measure Live that received complaints replaced the page content with an encouragement to stop smoking and learn more about tobacco-induced cancer.
</gallery>
</center>
==Notes==
<references />
==Links==
===Mirrors===
NOTE: The following websites contain graphic images and may also harm your computer!
*'''Distribution site:''' <s>lastmeasure.com</s>
:*web.archive.org/web/20040905000458/lastmeasure.com
*'''Original mirror:''' web.archive.org/web/20040203153506/nero-online.org/lastmeasure
*'''GNAUK version, which uses the spawncreate function to open windows:''' web.archive.org/web/20050630235450/thankless.net
**web.archive.org/web/20060811190107/gnauk.co.uk:80/lm_test
*'''Version 3.4:''' web.archive.org/web/20040603082750/obelix-ies.com/~gnaa/index.php
*'''Version 3.4.1:''' web.archive.org/web/20040730023931/hwhub.no-ip.com/
*'''Procreator.php:''' web.archive.org/web/20040909134910/cshacks.partycat.us:80/procreator.php
*'''Version 3.4.4 Saturn StatsMeasure page:''' web.archive.org/web/20040908192947/cshacks.partycat.us:80/stats.php
*'''Version 4.1''': web.archive.org/web/20080420174123/aimtools.serialchiller.org/index.php
**'''StatsMeasure page (2008):''' web.archive.org/web/20080422075019/aimtools.serialchiller.org/stats/index.php
**'''StatsMeasure page (2009):''' web.archive.org/web/20090123115506/aimtools.serialchiller.org:80/stats/index.php
*'''Unified:''' web.archive.org/web/20060410234852/halflife2.zoy.org/
*'''Unified X:''' web.archive.org/web/20061104010445/lol.on.nimp.org/
**web.archive.org/web/20210427182929/users.on.net/~fafot/RAWR/
* '''Last Measure Live:''' <s>gnaa.ga/members</s>
**web.archive.org/web/20230522220632/gnaa.ga/members
* '''Last Measure Live mirror, which now redirects to the film ''[[wikipedia:Gayniggers_from_Outer_Space|Gayniggers from Outer Space]]'':''' gaynigge.rs/members
** web.archive.org/web/20210125124905/gaynigge.rs/members
*'''Seizure Measure:''' web.archive.org/web/20040529201524/vyr.us/idiot/index.html
**web.archive.org/web/20040405080934/lysol.ws/idiot/
*'''Soft Measure:''' web.archive.org/web/20050623004712/softmeasure.zoy.org
**'''Soft Measure image directory:''' people.zoy.org/~sam/softmeasure/
* *.on.nimp.org
**web.archive.org/web/20050209020115/torrents.on.nimp.org
**web.archive.org/web/20070208101956/gnaa.nimp.org/
**web.archive.org/web/20080315221521/facebook.on.nimp.org
**web.archive.org/web/20080421025456/furfags.on.nimp.org
**web.archive.org/web/20130821114938/gnaa.nimp.org/
**web.archive.org/web/20151011113932/security.on.nimp.org
**web.archive.org/web/20160306112822/lol.on.nimp.org
**web.archive.org/web/20171213075247/niggers.on.nimp.org/
* <nowiki>*</nowiki>.bioghost.com
** web.archive.org/web/20130425233207/kittens.bioghost.com
** web.archive.org/web/20130810133332/bioghost.com/~mao
** web.archive.org/web/20150929024522/niggers.bioghost.com
** web.archive.org/web/20151115232748/oliver.bioghost.com
*<nowiki>*</nowiki>.feenode.net
**web.archive.org/web/20130610055025/offended.feenode.net/
*<nowiki>*</nowiki>.wikipaste.eu
**web.archive.org/web/20130721165218/wikipaste.eu
**web.archive.org/web/20141228080618/offended.wikipaste.eu
* web.archive.org/web/20110208131027/sarahpaiin.com
* web.archive.org/web/20040528113415/miller.axisproductions.com:80/LOL/lastmeasure/christmas.php
* web.archive.org/web/20040410011425/peoplesprimary.com
* web.archive.org/web/20040615072639/vyr.us/lastmeasure
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20040618204217/forums.ddrparadise.eu.org</s>
* web.archive.org/web/20040619135035/lm.h4xx.com
* web.archive.org/web/20040619141518/dc.h4xx.com/
* web.archive.org/web/20040703134610/zeikfried.no-ip.com/GNAA/VoteKerry
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20040724174801/hardwaredigest.com</s>
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20040725090040/linuxmyths.org</s>
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20040813015549/r0bin.net/lastmeasure</s>
* web.archive.org/web/20040826123258/geek-life.cx.la/
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20040908220601/teens4kerry.info</s>
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20040908232254/gmail4troops.info</s>
* web.archive.org/web/20040909003001/cshacks.partycat.us
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20040909004215/cube-europe.info</s>
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20040909202234/linux-isoz.info</s>
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20040909202306/linux-journal.info</s>
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20040910034455/kathleenfent.info</s>
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20040930015447/cowboyneil.mytheme.com</s>
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20040926184210/linux-babes.info</s>
* web.archive.org/web/20041016014412/gmailinvites.no-ip.info
* web.archive.org/web/20041204012346/captain-obvious.com/alissa/
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20041205204445/metawire.info</s>
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20041215233805/remote-access.renamon.net:280/</s>
* web.archive.org/web/20050201082841/traceroute.zoy.org/
* web.archive.org/web/20071228050147/roflcopterd00d.50megs.com
** <s>dirtysanchez.zoy.org</s>
** <s>lastmeasure4.zoy.org</s>
** web.archive.org/web/20060717190220/lastmeasure.zoy.org/
** web.archive.org/web/20060722072533/lastmeasureunified.zoy.org
** web.archive.org/web/20150815172925/softmeasure.zoy.org
** web.archive.org/web/20170314100007/freeipods.zoy.org
** web.archive.org/web/20190905204900/halo2.zoy.org
** web.archive.org/web/20200318132008/halflife2.zoy.org/
** web.archive.org/web/20200206120603/lastmeasure.zoy.org/
** web.archive.org/web/20200429062153/doom3.zoy.org
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20050202103734/rucas.info</s>
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20050203212408/catheadlabs.info</s>
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20050207053835/brandonvedas.info</s>
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20050208073619/phonelosers.info</s>
* <s>web.archive.org/web/20050404052300/lunixsucks.org/</s>
*web.archive.org/web/20110128150100/mediapiayer.com
*web.archive.org/web/20051221120529/newjerseysewer.com:80
*web.archive.org/web/20060703003217/gabenewell.com:80
*web.archive.org/web/20061107081130/internet-srs.biz
*web.archive.org/web/20110202103520/ipademu.com
*web.archive.org/web/20110128075138/troiiing.com
*web.archive.org/web/20110202103413/ipad-crack.com
*web.archive.org/web/20110203000008/moviepiayer.com
*<s>web.archive.org/web/20060712203854/lol.rofflecopter.org/</s>
*web.archive.org/web/20061208123641/www.cryogenix.co.uk/Hacking-tutorial.txt
*web.archive.org/web/20070812000127/thesuki.org/fuck/index.php
*web.archive.org/web/20070320024709/fans.frankbutcher.net/index.php
*web.archive.org/web/20070323222956/juizefm.net.ms
*web.archive.org/web/20080229052114/hw-chrissy.de.ms
*web.archive.org/web/20080916184050/4chan.eu
*web.archive.org/web/20090612075200/awesomesmiley.tk
*web.archive.org/web/20090802094012/killje.ws
*<s>web.archive.org/web/20091012181125/beam.to/manifest</s>
*web.archive.org/web/20100131121242/lm.loldongs.eu
*web.archive.org/web/20110128085827/nimpblock.com
*<s>videos.tittybang.org</s>
*<s>korven.sajt.org</s>
*web.archive.org/web/20120125072337/aaronco88.xanga.com
*web.archive.org/web/20120125072405/asslap.new.fr
*web.archive.org/web/20120125072443/chucknor.moo.no
*web.archive.org/web/20120125072522/cybber.info.se
*web.archive.org/web/20120125073459/kollaminhund.2u.se
*web.archive.org/web/20120125073622/nagrodafirma.er.pl
*web.archive.org/web/20120125073706/team-tesst.net.ms
*web.archive.org/web/20120125073731/wrestling4free.net.ms
*web.archive.org/web/20120619043416/halo2.net.tc
*web.archive.org/web/20130520215437/gnar.int.ru
*web.archive.org/web/20130521005655/ww38.bosslegen.de/~andres/flood.html
*web.archive.org/web/20210901170811/output.jsbin.com/hicutuce
*web.archive.org/web/20240321205715/ytmp4.neocities.org/spin
*web.archive.org/web/20240711164700/shorturl.synergize.co/huh.php?i=1
*web.archive.org/web/20060628033430/aquabelic.sitesled.com:80/index.html
*[[internetcri.me]]
*[[Plan B]]

===Online/Active mirrors===
*mantako.tripod.com
*oocities.org/gniger972
*kermem0069.neocities.org
*twoloo.neocities.org/files/QuEz.mp4
*gnaa.africa/captcha
*browsergamers.neocities.org

===Last Measure Operating System===
NOTE: The following download contains graphic images!
*sam.zoy.org/lmos
*archive.org/details/lmos-0.1.0
===Source code===
NOTE: The following downloads contain graphic images!
*'''Version 3.4.1:''' web.archive.org/web/20040803020148/lastmeasure.com/tarballs/lastmeasure-3.4.1.tar.gz
*'''Version 4.1:''' web.archive.org/web/20051211213351/lastmeasure.com/tarballs/lastmeasure-4.1.tar.gz
*'''Last Measure Live:''' web.archive.org/web/20130116132710/gnaa.eu/browser/trollforge/lastmeasure
**gist.github.com/tubbo/1423942
*'''LastDrive:''' github.com/LuaGunsX/LastDrive
*'''Backup:''' [[Last Measure/SourceCode]]

===Background audio===
NOTE: The following downloads contain loud audio!
*files.catbox.moe/3wh1xs.wav
*archive.org/details/HEYEVERYBODYIMLOOKINGATGAYPORNO
*people.zoy.org/~sam/hey_everybody/
===YouTube video===
NOTE: The [[Goatse]] image is visible in this video, so watch it at your own risk.
* youtube.com/watch?v=p1XpJEGdPXI
* '''Permalink''': tinyurl.com/3ssw376j

===Showcase video===
NOTE: The following video contains graphic images!
*files.screamer.wiki/SWV_Archive/17fc7664-5700-4cf6-867b-d0c6b06062eb-1080.mp4
===Further Reading===
NOTE: The following links contain graphic content!
*'''Last Measure on Encyclopedia Dramatica:''' edramatica.com/Last_Measure
*'''Shock site on BJAODN:''' bjaodn.org/wiki/Shock_site#Last_Measure (This article contains content derived from this page on BJAODN, which is licensed under [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/3.0/ CC-BY-SA].)

==See also==
*[[Internetcri.me]]
*[[Plan B]]

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Teletoon at Night Bumper

2025-10-01T16:29:14Z

Adonys: fix permalink

{{Infobox Commercial
|title = Teletoon at Night Bumper
|image = Teletoon_at_Night_Bumper.png
|imagecaption= Before there was [[Adult Swim: The Heart, She Holler Promo|The Heart, She Holler]], there was this
|company = Corus Entertainment
|type = Commercial (Bumper)
|aired in = 1997
|banned advert = No
|country = Canada
|to advertise = Teletoon at Night
}}
'''Teletoon,''' a Canadian television channel, aired an ID featuring a [[screamer]] not long after their launch in 1997 as part of their former adult block [[wikipedia:Teletoon_at_Night|Teletoon at Night]].

The ad takes place in a city at night, where a lone baby carriage rests, with a baby's face on it. After the music builds up, a close-up shows that the face is moving to synthesized heartbeats. Not long after, the face bursts like paper to reveal a set of sharp teeth with red gums, which open to reveal more teeth, followed by a toothed appendage that hits the camera, accompanied by a low-pitched scream, sounding exactly like the [[K-fee commercials]] scream. The commercial then ends with the Teletoon logo.

== Trivia ==
*As mentioned in the close-up of the baby's face, the face is also made with aluminum foil.
*The bumper is somewhat similar in spirit to ''[https://adultswim.fandom.com/wiki/The_Dawn_Is_Your_Enemy The Dawn Is Your Enemy]'', another infamously creepy bumper that aired on the adult animation block of a family-friendly channel.

== Link ==
NOTE: The following video contains a [[screamer]]!
* youtube.com/watch?v=Lb73bI9cWd0
* '''Permalink:''' bit.ly/48bGWc2

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Cassette.mp4

2025-10-01T16:11:54Z

Adonys:

{{Deleted}}
{{Infobox
|title = cassette.mp4
|image = <gallery>
Cassette1.png|Beginning
Cassette2.png|End
</gallery>
|maker = Isaac McIntyre
|type = Video
|date = August 28, 2023
}}
cassette.mp4 is a [[screamer]] video made by [[User:You're the Man Now, Dddddaaaaawwwwwggggg|Isaac McIntyre]] on August 28, 2023. The video starts with the opening of the music video for the song Just Dance by Lady Gaga, showing a woman laying a boombox onto a table and pressing the "play" button. Right after she does this, [[Katie Embry]] pops up with a loud scream taken from the song Get This by Slipknot. The video then cuts into text reading "This has been an IsaacTheeGreat production" with the song Alberto Balsalm by Aphex Twin.

=== Showcase video ===
[[File:Cassette.mp4 (censored).mp4|320px]]

== Links ==
NOTE: The following links contain a [[screamer]]!
* <s>cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/76312134795794944/11145811098013007952/km_20230828-3-Copy_1080p_60f_20230828_160214.mp4</s>
* '''[[YouTube]] Reupload:''' youtube.com/watch?v=S_4-x13NIKA
* '''Permalink:''' bit.ly/3KQFMZu

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Cassette.mp4

2025-10-01T16:11:22Z

Adonys: fix permalink

{{Deleted}}
{{Infobox
|title = cassette.mp4
|image = <gallery>
Cassette1.png|Beginning
Cassette2.png|End
</gallery>
|maker = Isaac McIntyre
|type = Video
|date = August 28, 2023
}}
cassette.mp4 is a [[screamer]] video made by [[User:You're the Man Now, Dddddaaaaawwwwwggggg|Isaac McIntyre]] on August 28, 2023. The video starts with the opening of the music video for the song Just Dance by Lady Gaga, showing a woman laying a boombox onto a table and pressing the "play" button. Right after she does this, [[Katie Embry]] pops up with a loud scream taken from the song Get This by Slipknot. The video then cuts into text reading "This has been an IsaacTheeGreat production" with the song Alberto Balsalm by Aphex Twin.

=== Showcase video ===
[[File:Cassette.mp4 (censored).mp4|320px]]

== Links ==
NOTE: The following links contain a [[screamer]]!
* <s>cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/76312134795794944/11145811098013007952/km_20230828-3-Copy_1080p_60f_20230828_160214.mp4</s>
* '''[[YouTube]] Reupload:''' youtube.com/watch?v=S_4-x13NIKA
* '''Permalink:''' web.archive.org/web/20251001161008/https://qu.ax/etRhu.mp4

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Burger King Kids Club Commercial - The Simpsons

2025-10-01T16:06:31Z

Adonys: add permalink (qu.ax)

{{Infobox Commercial
|name = Burger King Kids Club Commercial - The Simpsons
|image = BurgerKingSimpsonsAdvert.jpeg
|imagecaption = “Aye caramba!”
|company = Burger King
|type = TV Advertisement
|aired in = 1990
|banned advert = No
|country = United States
|to advertise = Burger King kids' meal toys
}}'''Burger King Kids Club Commercial - The Simpsons''' is an advertisement made by [[wikipedia:Burger_King|Burger King]] in 1990 to advertise their new brand of ''[[wikipedia:The_Simpsons|The Simpsons]]''<nowiki>'</nowiki> nature styled toys. The advert contained a [[screamer]] in it.

The advert starts with Bart Simpson saying, “Look out, nature dudes, we’re coooming!” with animals like owls, deer, and gophers looking at the camera and hiding. It would then cut to multiple toys of Simpsons characters like Homer, Marge, and Maggie. This is also accompanied by a narrator saying, “Burger King is taking Homer, Marge, and all the Simpsons camping, including you know who!” After the narrator says this. It would immediately cut to a close-up of a Bart toy, accompanied by a loud scream. After the screamer, it shows a herd of African buffalo running away, and a collection of all of the Burger King Simpsons toys, with the narrator saying, “Now you can get one Simpsons character camping scene in every Kids Club meal at Burger King!”

==Gallery==
<gallery>
Bart.png|Bart in the commercial
</gallery>

==Link==
NOTE: The following video contains a [[screamer]]!
* youtube.com/watch?v=60RZKwUF6hk
**'''Permalink''': bit.ly/46xexfe

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[[Category:Other makers]]
[[Category:The Simpsons]]
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Monkey on Their Backs

2025-10-01T15:56:17Z

Adonys: fix link

{{#seo:
|keywords="Monkey on Their Backs, Monkey Screamer PSA, PSA Monkey on Their Backs, Monkey on Their Backs screamer, Monkey on Their Backs National Clearing House"
}}
{{Featured}}
{{Infobox Commercial
|title = Monkey on Their Backs
|image = Monkey.gif
|imagecaption = Ladies and Gentlemen, the world's <s>first</s> [[Psycho (1960) Theatrical Trailer|second]] screamer.
|company = National Clearinghouse
|type = Commercial
|aired in = 1970
|banned advert = No
|country = United States
|to advertise = The Awareness of Heroin
}}

{{quote|They say, people addicted to heroin have a monkey on their back. Isn't that cute?}}

'''Monkey on Their Backs''' is an anti-heroin PSA created by the National Clearinghouse for Drug Abuse Information (Which is part of The [[wikipedia:Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration|Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration]], which is now called National Clearinghouse for Alcohol and Drug Information) in the early 1970s.

It starts with a wind-up monkey toy crashing its cymbals as a little girl's voice says, "They say, people addicted to heroin have a monkey on their back. Isn't that cute?". Suddenly, the wind-up monkey stops playing as the camera zooms in on the monkey's face, which suddenly switches to a still image of a real-life monkey screaming at the viewer, accompanied by a loud primate scream. White text appears reading ''"Why do you think they call it '''DOPE?'''"''. This is generally considered to be one of the very first videos ever made which can be called a [[screamer]] as we know it today, even though the term wasn't coined until the 2000's when online pranks like [[Kikia]] and [[What's Wrong?|What's Wrong]] became popular.

=== Showcase video ===
[[File:Monkey on Their Backs (censored).mp4|320px]]

==Links==
NOTE: The following video contains a [[screamer]]!
*youtube.com/watch?v=AegsJYtwccw
**'''Permalink:''' bit.ly/4nz6qVs
*'''16mm version''': youtube.com/watch?v=ai3RvxSoCdk
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Meatspin/French

2024-12-18T19:22:20Z

Adonys: /* Origines et histoire */ minor fixes

{{#seo:
|keywords=Meatspin, Meatspin gif, Meat spin, What is meatspin, Meatspins, maet spin, sites like meatspin, français, french
}}
{{ContentWarning/French}}
{{Infobox Shock Site/French
|title = '''Meatspin'''
|image = Meatspin.png
|imagecaption = Ce texte apparaît après 45 tours.
|maker = nakofscience (Original site) Anonyme (site actuel)
|type = Site choc
|date = 2005
}}
'''Meatspin''' est un [[shock site|site choc]] sur lequel on peut trouver un GIF se jouant en boucle de deux personnes prenant parti à du sexe anal, mais on y voit surtout le pénis de la personne pénétrée tourner sur lui-même, d'où le nom en anglais ''Meatspin''. Le [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6DwBnea750 remix de 2003] de "[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGNiXGX2nLU You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)]" par Dead or Alive est la musique de fond du site. II y a un compteurs de tours sur le site, comptant naturellement le nombre de répétitions du GIF. Si le compteur de tours atteint 45 tours, une boîte de texte apparaît disant "YOU ARE OFFICIALLY GAY :-)" (en français : "VOUS ÊTES OFFICIELLEMENT GAY :-)").

==Origines et histoire==
Les origines de Meatspin peuvent être retracées à un film pour adultes brézilien nommé TSBitches, avec Cristina Bianchini en vedette. Le GIF notoire de Meatspin a ensuite été publié sur un site nommé Ridin Spinnaz, avec en fond la musique ''[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gzHe1247LI Ridin' Spinnaz]'' par Three 6 Mafia.<ref>John-Michael Bond "Revisiting Meatspin, the NSFW site that shocked a generation," published February 3rd, 2017, https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/meatspin-meme/</ref><ref>YTMND. "Ridin Spinnaz." Retrieved April 21, 2023, from ridinspinnaz.ytmnd.com.</ref> En 2005, le site ''Meatspin.cc'' est créé, utilisant le GIF de Ridin Spinnaz. Meatspin a eu plusieurs évènements marquants dans son histoire, comme la vente de son nom de domaine en 2006 sur eBay pour 2100 $<ref>eBay. "The meatspin.com domain name." Retrieved April 21, 2023, from https://web.archive.org/web/20060204092514/http://cgi.ebay.com/The-meatspin-com-domain-name_W0QQitemZ5860825100QQcategoryZ11153QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem.</ref>, la première vidéo de réaction au site publiée le 1er mars de la même année, et sa nomination en tant que "Awful Link of the Day" sur Something Awful le 30 juillet.<ref>Something Awful. "Awful Link #3982." Retrieved April 21, 2023, from https://www.somethingawful.com/awful-links/awful-link-3982/.</ref> Le 3 mai 2006, Leekspin.com est créé en tant qu'alternative à Meatspin. Des sites dérivés, contenant réellement de la viande tournant pour certains, sont créés entre 2007 et 2009 sur [[YTMND]].

[[Meatspinnetwork.com|The Meatspin Network]], contenant 15 sites choc différents, est lancé officiellement le 19 février 2007. Depuis, un blog et des comptes [[Twitter]], [[YouTube]] et [[Reddit]] ont été créés. Bien qu'il y ait des rumeurs disant que quatre étudiants irlandais ont établi un record du monde de tours à 10 000 112 tours, aucune preuve de ce record n'existe à ce jour. Le 10 mars 2012, le domaine ''Meatspin.com'' expire, et le site est remplacé par une publicité. La disparition du site est alors rapportée par de nombreux blogs et forums, puis le site est restauré le 13 mars. Cependant, le 10 mars 2013, le domaine expire une fois de plus et depuis le 12 mars de la même année, il n'est pas renouvelé.<ref>Know Your Meme. "Meatspin." Retrieved April 21, 2023, from https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/meatspin.</ref>

En mars 2013, un étudiant nommé Benjamin Blouin, qui étudiait le génie informatique au campus du [[wikipedia:Florida State University Panama City|''Florida State University Panama City'']], redirige tous les utilisateurs du réseau sans-fil de l'université après l'avoir piraté au site Meatspin. L'administration de l'université l'a ensuite exclu puis ils l'ont inculpé de crime au troisième degré pour infractions commises à l'encontre d'utilisateurs d'ordinateurs. Blouin s'est défendu en déclarant qu'il l'avait fait pour alerter les responsables de l'école et qu'ils améliorent la sécurité du réseau local. Il a ensuite déclaré ne pas avoir choisi Meatspin, expliquant qu'il était le site web par défaut de l'application de piratage utilisée. L'incident a mené à une amélioration immédiate de la sécurité du réseau de l'école.<ref>Daily Dot. "Florida State student's Wi-Fi prank leads to Meatspin." Retrieved April 21, 2023, from https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/florida-state-student-meatspin-wi-fi-prank/.</ref>

===Google Hammer===
Meatspin a eu plusieurs variantes [[malicious|malveillantes]], contenant pour certaines des scripts affichant des boîtes de dialogue et déplaçant la fenêtre si l'utilisateur affecté essayait de fermer la page. La variante la plus dangereuse du site est ''Google Hammer'', qui prétendait être un site de marketing pour finalement afficher un écran de chargement factice menant au GIF de Meatspin. Cette variante contenait également un second script qui surchargeait Shockwave Flash grâce à un script SWFObject customisé, faisant planter tout navigateur n'étant pas Internet Explorer et affichant des boîtes de dialogue tout en changeant le titre de la fenêtre d'Internet Explorer lorsqu'il était fermé. Auparavant, le site était un miroir de Meatspin nommé Makemoniesonline, similaire à Google Hammer tout en étant moins malicieux. Certains utilisateurs craignaient que le site puisse télécharger des applications malveillantes sur leur appareil, mais ce n'était pas le cas. Selon une définition sur le site Urban Dictionary par l'utilisateur Spyker44, si l'utilisateur quittait le site dès que le GIF s'affiche, un message apparaissait indiquant "You've been Dick Rolled." (en français : "Tu as été Dick Rolled", [https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rickroll en référence au Rickroll]).<ref>Urban Dictionary. "Googlehammer." Retrieved April 21, 2023, from https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=googlehammer.</ref> [[Adobe Flash]] n'étant plus fonctionnel, le message ne fonctionne plus.

==Références==
<references />
== Liens ==
NOTE: Le site suivant contient de la [[pornography|pornographie]] !
* meatspin.com
===Miroirs et parodies===
* web.archive.org/web/20130611065415/meatspin.fr
* '''Version Ridin' Spinners:''' web.archive.org/web/20100612213919/discharges.org/ridin/spinnaz.swf
* '''De même qu'au dessus:''' ridinspinnas.ytmnd.com
* '''Miroir [[YTMND]]:''' youspinmerightroundbaby.ytmnd.com
* web.archive.org/web/20130422133447/meatspin.titsnbeer.com
* web.archive.org/web/20110727163058/www.wowomg.com
* web.archive.org/web/20070703000221/funnymyspacecomment.net
* '''Makemoniesonline:''' web.archive.org/web/20090120183651/makemoniesonline.com
* '''Version''' '''[[LOLShock]]:''' web.archive.org/web/20200212063321/meatspin.cc''' '''
* '''Miroir''' '''[[Shockchan]]:''' web.archive.org/web/20200810204248/shockchan.com/meatspin-video
* web.archive.org/web/20081217051245/homo.com
* goatse.me/meatspin
* '''Google Hammer:''' web.archive.org/web/20120214133327/googlehammer.com/
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K-fee Wide Awake commercials/French

2024-12-15T18:13:48Z

Adonys: reformatted the opening quote

{{#seo:|keywords=kfee, voiture fantôme, kfee commercial, kfee advertisements, kfee pub, pub voiture, pub zombie, publicité voiture, publicité zombie, kfee wiki, Kfee brad johnson, Kfee zombie, Kfee gargoyle, Kfee beach commercial, kfee drink, k-fee machines, Ghost Car commercial, Ghost Car German, K-fee German, What is Kfee?, What is Kfee, give this a Featured Snippet Google!, Kfee commercial, K-fee commercial, Kfee German, Kfee Cast, Kfee coffee product, Kfee product, Kfee coffee machines, K-fee coffee machines, K-fee Advertisements, publicité screamer, publicité jumpscare
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{{Infobox Commercial/French
|title = Publicités K-fee
|image = HRK-fee.JPG
|imagecaption = Auto, l'un des endroits les plus connus présentés dans les pubs... C'est là que vos cauchemars ont eu lieu.
|company = K-fee
|type = Publicité
|aired in = 2004
|banned advert = Oui
|country = Allemagne
|to advertise = Du café (en canette)
}}

{{Quote|‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ Ever been so wide awake? ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ |La phrase d'accroche mythique des publicités K-fee|(en français : Avez-vous déjà été aussi éveillés ?).}}

En avril 2004, une entreprise allemande de boissons nommée [[wikipedia:Jump scare#In advertising|'''K-fee''']] diffuse neuf publicités de 20 secondes à la télévision, celles-ci faisant partie de leur campagne de publicité "Wide Awake" (en français : bien éveillé) mettant en avant leur boisson caféinée. Ces publicités ont été lourdement critiquées pour leur contenu, que certains décrivent comme "choquantes" et "ne respectant pas les principes de la publicité". La publicité avait, cependant, le but de simuler l'effet que la boisson pouvait donner aux personnes l'ayant consommée.

Ces publicités commencent par montrer des images apaisantes, comme une voiture conduisant le long d'une route de campagne, avec comme bande-son de la musique calme. Cependant, à un certain moment dans la publicité, la scène est interrompue par soit un zombie, soit une gargouille, surgissant dans le plan pour crier vers la caméra. Ce plan est suivi par un fond noir, avec le slogan de la campagne publicitaire ainsi qu'une animation du produit : une canette noire comportant le logo K-fee, battant rapidement comme un cœur.

K-fee ont reçu de nombreuses plaintes de personnes ayant visionné leurs publicités, et peu de temps après, celles-ci sont retirées de la diffusion. Certaines personnes disent avoir vu ces publicités avec un avertissement avant qu'elle ne soient diffusées, prévenant tout enfant, toute personne facilement apeurée ou toute personne avec des pathologies cardiaques de ne pas visionner la publicité qui suit. Cela n'a cependant jamais été prouvé.

Un épisode de ''[https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Tonight_Show_with_Jay_Leno The Tonight Show with Jay Leno]'', diffusé en avril 2005, contient une partie où [https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jay_Leno Jay] et son audience réagissent à la publicité ''Car'' de K-fee. Ce segment de l'émission était disponible sur le site de K-fee de 2004 à 2007 avec les autres publicités. La publicité ''Car'' de K-fee a aussi été présentée en 2005 dans l'émission britannique très connue ''[[wikipedia:...on Television|Tarrant on TV]]'', mais également dans l'émission ''[[America's Funniest Home Videos]]''.

Le 29 janvier 2021, Rhys Lapsley (Wollstone Studios, Rhys Productions 11 sur ce wiki) publie un [[Screamer Wiki:K-Fee : The Infamous Commercials Documentary|documentaire d'une heure]] avec les acteurs des publicités ainsi que d'autres personnes ayant eu une importance dans l'histoire de ces pubs.
== Les publicités ==
Chaque publicité a une version allemande et anglaise, changeant le texte de fin de la publicité en la langue correspondante. À la fin de chaque publicité, un zombie ou une gargouille apparaît subitement. Le zombie a été joué par l'acteur américain Brad Johnson, et la gargouille a été jouée par son frère Adam Johnson. Ces pubs sont diffusées pour la première fois à la télévision le 30 avril 2005. [[File:K-fee_zombie.jpg|thumb|250px|L'acteur du zombie des pubs K-fee, Brad Johnson]]

=== Publicités finissant par l'arrivée du zombie ===
* '''Car ''(Auto en allemand, en français : voiture)''''': La publicité commence par un plan relaxant d'une voiture blanche roulant le long d'une route de campagne, avec en fond de la musique calme. Lorsque la voiture passe derrière un arbre large, la caméra suit son mouvement. Lorsque la caméra s'éloigne de l'arbre, la voiture a disparu. À cet instant, un zombie apparaît soudainement du bas du cadre, accompagnée d'un cri strident, ce qui peut apeurer le téléspectateur. Cette publicité est plus connue sous les noms de ''Voiture fantôme'', ''Voiture hantée'' ou ''Pub de la voiture qui fait peur''. En France, elle est aussi connue comme étant nommée la vidéo de la ''(Voiture)'' ''Dame Blanche, Pub/Vidéo de la voiture blanche'' ou même simplement ''Vidéo/Voiture qui fait peur''. La publicité a été filmée aux coordonnées [https://goo.gl/maps/kB7FZJDSDA3cBSCx7 36°46'09.3"N 119°15'21.9"W], près du Parc national de Kings Canyon en Californie.<ref>https://twitter.com/georainbolt/status/1613692024770727936</ref>
* '''Fishing ''(Angler en allemand, en français : pêcheur)''''': Cette publicité montre un homme pêchant dans un lac, et peu aprs, le zombie apparaît. Étonnamment, il ne regarde pas directement dans l'objectif de la caméra pendant son cri.
* '''Yoga''': Cette publicité montre une personne faisant du yoga sur une falaise, et au moment où celle-ci lève sa main, le zombie apparaît de nulle part tout en criant (L'incrustation du zombie semble être la même que dans la pub Fishing/Angler, mais l'obscurité cache son visage.). Cette publicité a probablement été filmée au [https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parc_national_de_Joshua_Tree Parc national de Joshua Tree]<ref>34° 00′ 58.18″ N, 116° 09′ 34.27″ W</ref>.
* '''Meadow ''(Wiese in German, en français : prairie)''''': La vidéo commence avec une plaine couverte de fleurs sauvages et une abeille pollinisant. Elle coupe ensuite vers un plan d'une prairie, avec des vélos posés contre un arbre. La caméra s'arrête de bouger, et quelque temps après, le zombie apparaît du côté gauche de l'écran et crie.
* '''Surfing''': Cette pub montre une personne allant vers l'océan pour surfer, vue de très loin. Le zombie apparaît du côté droit de l'écran et crie. (L'incrustation semble être la même que dans la pub Car/Auto, mais zoomée.) Cette pub est aussi connue comme Beach 3 (en français : Plage 3), ou Surfer.

[[File:K-fee_gargoyle.jpg|thumb|250px|L'acteur de la gargouille des pubs K-Fee, Adam Johnson]]

=== Publicités finissant par l'arrivée de la gargouille ===
* '''Beach ''(Strand en allemand, en français : plage)''''': Cette publicité met en scène deux amoureux sur la plage sur le point de s'embrasser, et au moment fatidique, la gargouille apparaît du bas de l'écran en criant, du sang coulant de sa bouche, tout en bloquant la vue de la caméra. La pub K-fee Beach a été filmée à la plage de Point Dume.
* '''Boardwalk ''(Weg en allemand, en français : promenade)''''': Cette publicité montre une scène relaxante : une promenade près d'une plage, avec un jogger au loin dont on peut entendre les respirations. Peu de temps après le début de la publicité, il s'arrête et regarde vers la plage ; la caméra tourne alors pour montrer ladite plage, et peu après l'arrêt de son mouvement, la gargouille apparaît à l'envers et crie. Cette pub est aussi connue sous le nom de ''Beach 2'' (en français : Plage 2). Cette pub a été filmée à la promenade de Moonstone Beach à Cambria en Californie.
* '''Buddha''': Cette publicité met en scène une femme assise dans un jardin tout en méditant devant une statue de Bouddha. Le plan coupe sur la statue puis sur la femme, et quand la caméra se déplace de son point de vue original, la gargouille apparaît subitement, en criant. Son visage est tellement proche de la caméra qu'il en est flou.
* '''Golf''': On voit dans cette publicité un homme faire du golf au loin. Peu de temps après, le son faible d'un coup roulé peut être entendu, et peu après celui-ci, la gargouille apparaît à l'envers tout en criant. Ce spot publicitaire est le seul à ne pas jouer de musique de fond.

==Publicités K-fee à la radio==
En décembre 2004, K-fee publient quatre publicités pour la radio : ''Investment (en français : investissement)'', ''Love (en français : amour)'', ''Relaxation'' and ''Christmas (en français : Noël)''. Ces pub étaient diffusables en anglais et en allemand.

=== Investment ===
* '''''Version anglaise (traduite en français) '''(0:29)'': La pub commence par un narrateur homme expliquant : "Voudriez-vous savoir comment gagner encore plus d'argent ? Alors, écoutez attentivement. Nous avons un conseil en investissement pour vous qui garantit un rendement maximal. Cet investissement vous garantira une vie sans soucis et vous permettra d'assouvir vos plus grands rêves. Tout cela par un paiement mensuel de seulement 20 euros. Tout ce que vous avez à faire..." Puis, la phrase est interrompue par le même cri fort utilisé dans les publicités télévisées. Ensuite, un narrateur s'exprime, disant la fameuse phrase : "Ever been so wide awake? K-fee. Canned caffeine with coffee." (en français : "Avez-vous déjà été aussi éveillés ? K-fee. Caféine en canette avec du café".).
* '''''Version allemande''' (0:26)'': "Möchten Sie wissen, wie Sie mehr aus Ihrem Geld machen? Dann hören Sie jetzt gut zu. Wir haben für Sie einen Anlagetipp mit einer Top-Rendite. Diese Anlage garantiert Ihnen ein sorgenfreies Leben. Und erlaubt es Ihnen, lang gehegte Wünsche zu erfüllen. Und das bereits ab einer monatlichen Einzahlung von nur 20 Euro. Sie müssen einfach nur..."

=== Love ===
* '''''Version anglaise (traduite en français) '''(0:33)'': La pub commence par une berceuse et la voix d'une petite fille disant : "Maman, maman, combien tu m'aimes ?" suivie par la voix d'une femme disant : "Je t'aime d'ici jusqu'à la lune." "Et c'est loin comment ?" "Hmmm. C'est très loin." "C'est vraiment tant loin que ça ?" "Oui, mon amour. Je t'aime tellement. Maintenant ferme les yeux, chérie, et écoute l'histoire que je vais te raconter. Il était une fois un petit loir nommé Piff. Un jour, il partit..." Puis, la phrase est interrompue par le même cri que les autres publicités. Finalement, une voix dit, de même que dans les autres pubs radio : "Ever been so wide awake? K-fee. Canned caffeine with coffee." (en français : "Avez-vous déjà été aussi éveillés ? K-fee. Caféine en canette avec du café".).
* '''''German version''' (0:37)'': Kind: "Mama, Mama, wie lieb hast du mich?" Mama: "Ich hab dich von hier bis zum Mond lieb!" Kind: "Wie weit ist denn das?" Mama: "Das ist sooooo weit." Kind: "Ist das soooo doll?" Mama: "Ja, mein Süßes. Soooo doll lieb hab ich dich. Und jetzt macht mein kleines Krümelchen mal die Augen zu und hört schön hin, denn jetzt les ich dir noch eine kleine Geschichte vor… Es war einmal eine kleine Haselmaus namens Piff. Eines Morgens…"

=== Relaxation ===
* '''''Version anglaise (traduite en français)''' (0:49)'': La pub commence avec la même musique de fond que la pub télévisée ''Buddha''. Puis, une femme à la voix douce s'exprime, disant : "Et maintenant, un exercice pour vous aider à vous relaxer. Installez-vous confortablement. Fermez les yeux. Inspirez profondément par le nez. Gardez votre bouche fermée. Sentez cette inspiration profonde s'enfoncer dans votre ventre. Va, et vient. Et va, et vient. Et va, et vient. Et va, et..." La phrase est alors interrompue par toujours le même cri, et une voix dit, comme dans les autres pubs radio : "Ever been so wide awake? K-fee. Canned caffeine with coffee." (en français : "Avez-vous déjà été aussi éveillés ? K-fee. Caféine en canette avec du café".).

* '''''German version '''(0:38)'': "Zu Ihrer Entspannung nun eine Übung. Machen Sie es sich bequem. Schließen Sie die Augen, atmen Sie durch die Nase tief ein. Der Mund bleibt dabei geschlossen. Atmen Sie tief in den Unterbauch. Ein, und aus. Und ein, und aus. Und ein, und…"

=== Christmas ===
* '''''Version anglaise (traduite en français)''''' ''(0:51)'': La pub commence par le son d'une horloge cliquetant. Ensuite, une voix s'apparentant à celle du Père Noël dit : "Ahh, La période de Noël est enfin là. Et nous avons tous tant de souvenirs d'enfance merveilleux. De belles petites maisons tordues, avec des cheminées créant des traînées de fumée. Ah, oui. Et les stalactites brillant sous la lumière lunaire. La neige craque subtilement nous nos pieds, et quand nous arrivons dans la chaleur accueillante de nos maisons, l'odeur de délicieuses pommes cuites et de tartes fraîchement pâtissées, et oh comme nous sommes enchantés quand nous entendons enfin, enfin le son signant l'arrivée de Noël..." Puis la phrase est interrompue par le même cri strident des autres pubs K-fee. Enfin, une voix dit "Ever been so wide awake? K-fee. Canned caffeine with coffee." (en français : "Avez-vous déjà été aussi éveillés ? K-fee. Caféine en canette avec du café".).
* '''''German version''' (1:02)'': "Aaaaach, endlich ist wieder Weihnachtszeit und wir haben wieder all die schönen Erinnerungen an unsere Kindheit im Kopf. Die hübschen windschiefen Häuselein, aus deren Schornsteinen sich kleine Rauchfähnchen kräuseln. Ach, und die Eiszapfen allüberall, die im Mondenschein glitzern. Leise knirscht der Schnee unter unseren Sohlen, und wenn wir die behagliche Wärme unserer Häuslein betreten, dann duftet es schon nach Bratäpfelchen und frischgebackenen Rosinenmännlein. Hei, wie aufgeregt wir werden, wenn wir dann endlich, endlich am heiligen Abend das Signal zur Bescherung hören."

== Publicités version light de K-fee ==
En décembre 2005, K-fee publient de nouvelles publicités pour leur lignée de boisson Latte Macchiato parodiant leurs propres publicités farceuses. Ces pubs utilisent les images de trois des pubs K-fee les plus connues (Auto, Beach et Golf), mais en remplaçant le zombie ou la gargouille à la fin de la pub par un homme (pour les pubs du zombie) ou un ours en peluche (pour les pubs de la gargouille) ou alors un visage avec un masque démoniaque (pour les pubs de la gargouille à l'envers), suivi du texte "Jetzt auch mit weniger Koffein." (traduit en anglais : "Now With Less Caffeine", en français : "Maintenant avec moins de caféine") ou dans la version anglaise, "Now, without so much caffeine." (en français : "Maintenant, sans autant de caféine.") avec une image d'une bouteille de Latte Macchiato Classic ou d'un Latte Macchiato Vanilla. Les publicités du Latte Macchiato ont été faites en anglais et en allemand, et utilisent les mêmes bandes-son que les pubs originales, en plus aïgu. Ces publicités sont diffusées pour la première fois à la télévision le 27 décembre 2005.
* '''Auto ''(Light)''''': Un homme avec un polo clair apparaît du bas de l'écran à la place du zombie, et dit calmement "Bouh !" avec une voix efféminée, presque taquine. Le produit mis en avant est le K-fee Latte Macchiato Classic.
* '''Beach ''(Light)''''': Un ours en peluche souriant (possiblement une marionnette) apparaît à la place de la gargouille et ricane. Le produit mis en avant est le K-fee Latte Macchiato Classic.
* '''Golf ''(Light)''''': Le visage masqué démoniaque apparaît (en zoomé) et rugit. (Il peut être vu au bas de l'écran, essayant de se cacher, avant de surgir.) Il y a plus d'oiseaux qui chantent dans le fond que dans la version originale. Le produit mis en avant est le K-fee Latte Macchiato Vanilla.

== Publicités dans des magasines par K-fee ==
Entre décembre 2006 et février 2009, K-fee publient de multiples publicités basées sur des images dans des magazines, vraisemblablement en Allemagne. Ces publicités ne sont pas aussi bien documentées que les publicités radio ou télévisées, on ne sait donc pas, par exemple, dans quels magasines ces pubs sont apparues.

== Prix ==
K-fee a gagné deux prix pour ses publicités.
* '''Clio Awards 2005''' (Prix de bronze): Les pubs radio de K-fee ''Investment'', ''Love'', ''Relaxation'' et ''Christmas'' sont récompensées. <ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20060322124946/http://www.clioawards.com/awards/index.cfm?page=2&medium=ra&prize=gc&search=0</ref>
* '''Cannes Lions 2005''' (Prix d'argent): Les pubs télévisées de K-fee Car, Golf et Beach sont récompensées. <ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20051001011222/http://www.canneslions.com/winners/pdf/CL2005_Film_Winners.pdf</ref>
* '''Shots Award 2004. Issue #83''': Les publicités télévisées K-fee's ''Beach'' et ''Golf'' y sont mentionnées.<ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20221111003217/https://files.catbox.moe/vehpp3.mp4</ref>

== Distribution et équipe ==
[[File:K-fee crew.jpg|thumb|260px|The '''K-fee crew''' on recording set, June 10th, 2004.]]
*'''Directeur :''' Kai Sehr
*'''Acteurs :''' Brad Johnson ''(Zombie)'', Adam Johnson ''(Gargoyle / Batboy)''
*'''Producteur :''' Kai Stoecker
*'''Agence de publicité :''' Jung von Matt (Hamburg, Germany)
*'''Directeurs créatifs :''' Costantin Kaloff, Ove Gley
*'''Directeur artistique :''' Frank Aldorf
*'''Entreprise de production :''' Cobblestone Filmproduktion
*'''Sound design :''' Doublehead
*'''Post-production:''' Deli Pictures
*'''Rédacteurs :''' Daniel Frericks, Eskil Puhl
*'''Diffusées sur les chaînes suivantes''' : ProSieben, Kabel Eins, Sat 1

== Parodies ==
Sur Internet, une fin alternative à la pub Auto montre, à la place du produit et du slogan publicitaire, les mots : "'''Now...Go Change Your Shorts And Get Back To Work!'''" (en français : "'''Maintenant... Va changer ton short et retourne travailler !'''") en police Arial Black ; la vidéo a obtenu plus de 12 millions de vues en 2018.<ref>youtube.com/watch?v=HqGsT6VM8Vg Version with alternate text.</ref> Cette pub faisait aussi partie d'une chaîne de mails, décrivant la vidéo comme l'apparition d'un fantôme pendant l'enregistrement d'une publicité télévisée (provenant parfois du Royaume-Uni) ; le spectateur est invité à surveiller la voiture de près, une "brume fine" apparaissant proche de la voiture supposément. La "brume", évidemment, n'apparaît jamais, et la publicité est telle qu'elle est décrite précédemment, au grand désespoir du spectateur.

=== Le Monde incroyable de Gumball ===
Dans l'épisode du dessin animé américano-britannique de Cartoon Network ''[https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_Monde_incroyable_de_Gumball Le Monde incroyable de Gumball]'' ([https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saison_2_du_Monde_incroyable_de_Gumball saison 2]) intitulé "Internet", les publicités de K-fee y sont référencées. Dans une scène, Gumball et Darwin naviguent sur Elmore Stream en regardant des vidéos. Parmi ces vidéos, ils tombent sur l'une d'entre elles, sous-entendue être la pub Auto de K-fee.<ref>https://www.amazon.com/gp/video/detail/B00DI3AZDI/ref=atv_dp#btf-product-details The Internet episode.</ref>

Gumball réagit à la vidéo, commente sur la voiture blanche descendant les plaines tout en regardant de près l'écran, quand soudainement le fameux cri se joue et lui provoque une réaction intense, qui est enregistrée et postée sur Internet. Le reste de l'épisode met en scène Gumball essayant de faire supprimer la vidéo, lui ayant donnée une popularité indésirable.<ref>The Amazing World of Gumball, Gumball | Uploading An Embarrassing Video | The Internet | Cartoon Network, retrieved 2018-12-26 https://youtu.be/jjq_LkeTuyE?t=19s</ref>

== Galerie ==
<center><gallery widths="200" spacing="small" position="center" captionalign="center" bordersize="small">
File:So wach warst du noch nie.png|"So wach warst du noch nie."
File:Kaffee in hohen Dosen.png|"Kaffee in hohen Dosen"
File:Kaffee in hohen Dosen. with orange bottom text.png|Kaffee in hohen Dosen avec le texte en orange "Schrei als Klingelton? www.k-fee.de" (Traduit en français par "Le cri comme sonnerie? www.k-fee.de")
File:Ever been so wide awake.png|"Ever been so wide awake?" (''"Avez-vous déjà été aussi éveillés ?"'')
File:Canned caffeine with coffee.png|"Canned caffeine with coffee." (''"Caféine en canette avec du café."'')
File:Canned caffeine with coffee 2.png|"Canned caffeine with coffee."(''"Caféine en canette avec du café."'') (Alternatif)
File:The natural boost..png|The natural boost. (Le boost naturel.)
File:K-fee.png|Le logo de K-fee.
File:Now, without so much caffeine..png|Now, without so much caffeine. (Maintenant, sans autant de caféine.)
File:K-fee Latte Macchiato Classic English.png|La bouteille de Latte Macchiato Classic (anglais)
File:K-fee Latte Macchiato Vanilla English.JPG|La bouteille de Latte Macchiato Vanilla (anglais)
File:Jetzt auch mit weniger Koffein..png|Jetzt auch mit weniger Koffein.
File:K-fee Latte Macchiato Classic.png|La bouteille de Latte Macchiato Classic.
File:K-fee Latte Macchiato Vanilla.png|La bouteille de Latte Macchiato Vanilla.
File:K-fee Turbodrink.png|Une canette de K-fee Turbodrink.
File:K-fee crew.jpg|L'équipe de '''K-fee''' le 10 juin 2004.
File:K-fee zombie.jpg|Brad Johnson, l'acteur du zombie des pubs K-fee.
File:K-fee gargoyle.jpg|Adam Johnson, l'acteur de la gargouille des pubs K-fee.
File:K-fee Zombie and Batboy.jpg|Brad ''(Zombie)'' et Adam ''(Batboy)'' dans le studio d'enregistrement.
File:K-fee June 2004.jpg|Adam Johnson maquillé pour devenir Batboy.
File:Another behind the scenes photo of Brad Johnson as the K-fee Zombie.png|Une autre photo en coulisses de Brad Johnson incarnant le zombie de K-fee
File:K-fee Car.png|La pub de K-fee ''Car''.
File:K-fee Golf.png|La pub de K-fee ''Golf''.
File:K-fee Beach.png|La pub de K-fee ''Beach''.
File:K-fee Yoga.png|La pub de K-fee ''Yoga''.
File:K-fee Fishing.png|La pub de K-fee ''Fishing''.
File:K-fee Buddha.png|La pub de K-fee ''Buddha''.
File:K-fee Meadow.png|La pub de K-fee ''Meadow''.
File:K-fee Surfing.png|La pub de K-fee ''Surfing''.
File:K-fee Boardwalk.png|La pub de K-fee ''Boardwalk''.
File:Kfeecar.jpg|La voiture (une [https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chevrolet_Malibu#Cinqui%C3%A8me_g%C3%A9n%C3%A9ration_(1997-2005) Chevrolet Malibu]), au Enterprise Rent-A-Car du LAX Airport, étant récupérée.
File:Btsfishing.jpg|La pub de K-fee ''Fishing''.
File:Golfbts.jpg|Les coulisses de la pub K-fee ''Golf''.
File:Moregolfbts.jpg|Plus de coulisses de la pub K-fee ''Golf''.
File:Kfeeunknownbts.jpg
</gallery></center>

== Vidéos ==
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[[File:KfeeNoScream.ogg|K-fee Car music without the scream.]]
Bande-son de la pub K-fee Car.

== Faits divers ==
* La version anglaise de cet article a été mise en avant sur {{SITENAME}} le 11 janvier 2019.

== Références ==
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== Liens ==
* ''[[:Category:K-fee|Tous les screamers utilisant les pubs K-fee]]''
*'''Le cri original :''' https://www.audiomicro.com/human-roar-comedy-cartoon-yell-royalty-free-stock-music-903173

=== '''Publicités télévisées''' ===
NOTE: Les vidéos suivantes contiennent des [[screamers]] !
==== '''Anglais''' : ====
*'''Car:''' youtube.com/watch?v=buhMz2Bh4cc
*'''Car (Texte de marque différent)''' : youtube.com/watch?v=9ve7jse5_eo
*'''Fishing :''' youtube.com/watch?v=HGTsojFNm1s
*'''Buddha :''' youtube.com/watch?v=378At8DUXzE
*'''Golf :''' youtube.com/watch?v=jLqRG1oqJRg
*'''Beach :''' youtube.com/watch?v=C-uDWsrrQr8
*'''Meadow :''' youtube.com/watch?v=XwGJIU8eFUM
*'''Yoga :''' youtube.com/watch?v=C1GzUfmFMmk
*'''Surfing :''' youtube.com/watch?v=-JUbW0c885Q
*'''Boardwalk :''' youtube.com/watch?v=hRCXh0924qE
==== '''Allemand''' : ====
*'''Auto :''' youtube.com/watch?v=X-OB_lUlF2g
*'''Auto (Version possiblement inachevée)''' : youtube.com/watch?v=YHYwSQlJ3FM
*'''Fishing :''' youtube.com/watch?v=rs1SUf8jpk0
*'''Buddha :''' youtube.com/watch?v=n6iOXV_fHTY
*'''Buddha (Version possiblement inachevée) :''' odysee.com/@screamreuploads:e/hd-k-fee-buddha:0
*'''Golf :''' youtube.com/watch?v=0e28F4dIjwg
*'''Beach :''' youtube.com/watch?v=hAlz3-xtkTY
*'''Beach (Version possiblement inachevée) :''' odysee.com/@screamreuploads:e/hd-k-fee-beach:6
*'''Meadow :''' youtube.com/watch?v=cR-hHVEw3r8
*'''Yoga :''' youtube.com/watch?v=JQq7UTrfU3U
*'''Surfing :''' youtube.com/watch?v=erSh4x6VF8E
*'''Boardwalk :''' youtube.com/watch?v=aKgl9A_hsT8

=== '''Publicités radio''' ===
NOTE: Les vidéos suivantes contiennent des [[screamers]]!
* '''Investment :''' youtube.com/watch?v=y-nXSyxI7Kg
* '''Love :''' youtube.com/watch?v=Pp3fm8mUtic
* '''Relaxation :''' youtube.com/watch?v=nfYpiZ2gw8o
* '''Christmas :''' youtube.com/watch?v=HlNUI7VA1fE
=== '''Latte Macchiato ''(pubs light)''''' ===
NOTE: Les vidéos suivantes ne contiennent pas de [[screamers]].

==== '''Allemand''' : ====
*'''Car :''' youtube.com/watch?v=Z8N0QiHc43M
*'''Beach :''' youtube.com/watch?v=EdZuqmi7-5M
*'''Golf :''' youtube.com/watch?v=31z8xaYDONA
==== '''Anglais''' : ====
*'''Car :''' youtube.com/watch?v=pZBEjRv0P2w
*'''Beach :''' youtube.com/watch?v=T-h2aeuG-38
*'''Golf :''' youtube.com/watch?v=KSeb2Mt-1Qs

==Langues==
Cet article est disponible en d'autres langues :
*'''English:''' [[K-fee commercials]]
*'''Polski :''' [[User:TWMO/Reklamy K-fee|Reklamy K-fee]]

==Voir aussi==
*'''[[Finder Lurker's K-fee Parodies]]'''
*'''[[Girl on Bike]]'''

[[Category:Videos]]
[[Category:2004]]
[[Category:Commercials]]
[[Category:K-fee]]
[[Category:Screamers featured on America's Funniest Home Videos]]
[[Category:Internet memes]]
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K-fee Wide Awake commercials/French

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{{Infobox Commercial/French
|title = Publicités K-fee
|image = HRK-fee.JPG
|imagecaption = Auto, l'un des endroits les plus connus présentés dans les pubs... C'est là que vos cauchemars ont eu lieu.
|company = K-fee
|type = Publicité
|aired in = 2004
|banned advert = Oui
|country = Allemagne
|to advertise = Du café (en canette)
}}

{{Quote|------------------- Ever been so wide awake? -----------------------|La phrase d'accroche mythique des publicités K-fee|(en français : Avez-vous déjà été aussi éveillés ?).}}

En avril 2004, une entreprise allemande de boissons nommée [[wikipedia:Jump scare#In advertising|'''K-fee''']] diffuse neuf publicités de 20 secondes à la télévision, celles-ci faisant partie de leur campagne de publicité "Wide Awake" (en français : bien éveillé) mettant en avant leur boisson caféinée. Ces publicités ont été lourdement critiquées pour leur contenu, que certains décrivent comme "choquantes" et "ne respectant pas les principes de la publicité". La publicité avait, cependant, le but de simuler l'effet que la boisson pouvait donner aux personnes l'ayant consommée.

Ces publicités commencent par montrer des images apaisantes, comme une voiture conduisant le long d'une route de campagne, avec comme bande-son de la musique calme. Cependant, à un certain moment dans la publicité, la scène est interrompue par soit un zombie, soit une gargouille, surgissant dans le plan pour crier vers la caméra. Ce plan est suivi par un fond noir, avec le slogan de la campagne publicitaire ainsi qu'une animation du produit : une canette noire comportant le logo K-fee, battant rapidement comme un cœur.

K-fee ont reçu de nombreuses plaintes de personnes ayant visionné leurs publicités, et peu de temps après, celles-ci sont retirées de la diffusion. Certaines personnes disent avoir vu ces publicités avec un avertissement avant qu'elle ne soient diffusées, prévenant tout enfant, toute personne facilement apeurée ou toute personne avec des pathologies cardiaques de ne pas visionner la publicité qui suit. Cela n'a cependant jamais été prouvé.

Un épisode de ''[https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Tonight_Show_with_Jay_Leno The Tonight Show with Jay Leno]'', diffusé en avril 2005, contient une partie où [https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jay_Leno Jay] et son audience réagissent à la publicité ''Car'' de K-fee. Ce segment de l'émission était disponible sur le site de K-fee de 2004 à 2007 avec les autres publicités. La publicité ''Car'' de K-fee a aussi été présentée en 2005 dans l'émission britannique très connue ''[[wikipedia:...on Television|Tarrant on TV]]'', mais également dans l'émission ''[[America's Funniest Home Videos]]''.

Le 29 janvier 2021, Rhys Lapsley (Wollstone Studios, Rhys Productions 11 sur ce wiki) publie un [[Screamer Wiki:K-Fee : The Infamous Commercials Documentary|documentaire d'une heure]] avec les acteurs des publicités ainsi que d'autres personnes ayant eu une importance dans l'histoire de ces pubs.
== Les publicités ==
Chaque publicité a une version allemande et anglaise, changeant le texte de fin de la publicité en la langue correspondante. À la fin de chaque publicité, un zombie ou une gargouille apparaît subitement. Le zombie a été joué par l'acteur américain Brad Johnson, et la gargouille a été jouée par son frère Adam Johnson. Ces pubs sont diffusées pour la première fois à la télévision le 30 avril 2005. [[File:K-fee_zombie.jpg|thumb|250px|L'acteur du zombie des pubs K-fee, Brad Johnson]]

=== Publicités finissant par l'arrivée du zombie ===
* '''Car ''(Auto en allemand, en français : voiture)''''': La publicité commence par un plan relaxant d'une voiture blanche roulant le long d'une route de campagne, avec en fond de la musique calme. Lorsque la voiture passe derrière un arbre large, la caméra suit son mouvement. Lorsque la caméra s'éloigne de l'arbre, la voiture a disparu. À cet instant, un zombie apparaît soudainement du bas du cadre, accompagnée d'un cri strident, ce qui peut apeurer le téléspectateur. Cette publicité est plus connue sous les noms de ''Voiture fantôme'', ''Voiture hantée'' ou ''Pub de la voiture qui fait peur''. En France, elle est aussi connue comme étant nommée la vidéo de la ''(Voiture)'' ''Dame Blanche, Pub/Vidéo de la voiture blanche'' ou même simplement ''Vidéo/Voiture qui fait peur''. La publicité a été filmée aux coordonnées [https://goo.gl/maps/kB7FZJDSDA3cBSCx7 36°46'09.3"N 119°15'21.9"W], près du Parc national de Kings Canyon en Californie.<ref>https://twitter.com/georainbolt/status/1613692024770727936</ref>
* '''Fishing ''(Angler en allemand, en français : pêcheur)''''': Cette publicité montre un homme pêchant dans un lac, et peu aprs, le zombie apparaît. Étonnamment, il ne regarde pas directement dans l'objectif de la caméra pendant son cri.
* '''Yoga''': Cette publicité montre une personne faisant du yoga sur une falaise, et au moment où celle-ci lève sa main, le zombie apparaît de nulle part tout en criant (L'incrustation du zombie semble être la même que dans la pub Fishing/Angler, mais l'obscurité cache son visage.). Cette publicité a probablement été filmée au [https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parc_national_de_Joshua_Tree Parc national de Joshua Tree]<ref>34° 00′ 58.18″ N, 116° 09′ 34.27″ W</ref>.
* '''Meadow ''(Wiese in German, en français : prairie)''''': La vidéo commence avec une plaine couverte de fleurs sauvages et une abeille pollinisant. Elle coupe ensuite vers un plan d'une prairie, avec des vélos posés contre un arbre. La caméra s'arrête de bouger, et quelque temps après, le zombie apparaît du côté gauche de l'écran et crie.
* '''Surfing''': Cette pub montre une personne allant vers l'océan pour surfer, vue de très loin. Le zombie apparaît du côté droit de l'écran et crie. (L'incrustation semble être la même que dans la pub Car/Auto, mais zoomée.) Cette pub est aussi connue comme Beach 3 (en français : Plage 3), ou Surfer.

[[File:K-fee_gargoyle.jpg|thumb|250px|L'acteur de la gargouille des pubs K-Fee, Adam Johnson]]

=== Publicités finissant par l'arrivée de la gargouille ===
* '''Beach ''(Strand en allemand, en français : plage)''''': Cette publicité met en scène deux amoureux sur la plage sur le point de s'embrasser, et au moment fatidique, la gargouille apparaît du bas de l'écran en criant, du sang coulant de sa bouche, tout en bloquant la vue de la caméra. La pub K-fee Beach a été filmée à la plage de Point Dume.
* '''Boardwalk ''(Weg en allemand, en français : promenade)''''': Cette publicité montre une scène relaxante : une promenade près d'une plage, avec un jogger au loin dont on peut entendre les respirations. Peu de temps après le début de la publicité, il s'arrête et regarde vers la plage ; la caméra tourne alors pour montrer ladite plage, et peu après l'arrêt de son mouvement, la gargouille apparaît à l'envers et crie. Cette pub est aussi connue sous le nom de ''Beach 2'' (en français : Plage 2). Cette pub a été filmée à la promenade de Moonstone Beach à Cambria en Californie.
* '''Buddha''': Cette publicité met en scène une femme assise dans un jardin tout en méditant devant une statue de Bouddha. Le plan coupe sur la statue puis sur la femme, et quand la caméra se déplace de son point de vue original, la gargouille apparaît subitement, en criant. Son visage est tellement proche de la caméra qu'il en est flou.
* '''Golf''': On voit dans cette publicité un homme faire du golf au loin. Peu de temps après, le son faible d'un coup roulé peut être entendu, et peu après celui-ci, la gargouille apparaît à l'envers tout en criant. Ce spot publicitaire est le seul à ne pas jouer de musique de fond.

==Publicités K-fee à la radio==
En décembre 2004, K-fee publient quatre publicités pour la radio : ''Investment (en français : investissement)'', ''Love (en français : amour)'', ''Relaxation'' and ''Christmas (en français : Noël)''. Ces pub étaient diffusables en anglais et en allemand.

=== Investment ===
* '''''Version anglaise (traduite en français) '''(0:29)'': La pub commence par un narrateur homme expliquant : "Voudriez-vous savoir comment gagner encore plus d'argent ? Alors, écoutez attentivement. Nous avons un conseil en investissement pour vous qui garantit un rendement maximal. Cet investissement vous garantira une vie sans soucis et vous permettra d'assouvir vos plus grands rêves. Tout cela par un paiement mensuel de seulement 20 euros. Tout ce que vous avez à faire..." Puis, la phrase est interrompue par le même cri fort utilisé dans les publicités télévisées. Ensuite, un narrateur s'exprime, disant la fameuse phrase : "Ever been so wide awake? K-fee. Canned caffeine with coffee." (en français : "Avez-vous déjà été aussi éveillés ? K-fee. Caféine en canette avec du café".).
* '''''Version allemande''' (0:26)'': "Möchten Sie wissen, wie Sie mehr aus Ihrem Geld machen? Dann hören Sie jetzt gut zu. Wir haben für Sie einen Anlagetipp mit einer Top-Rendite. Diese Anlage garantiert Ihnen ein sorgenfreies Leben. Und erlaubt es Ihnen, lang gehegte Wünsche zu erfüllen. Und das bereits ab einer monatlichen Einzahlung von nur 20 Euro. Sie müssen einfach nur..."

=== Love ===
* '''''Version anglaise (traduite en français) '''(0:33)'': La pub commence par une berceuse et la voix d'une petite fille disant : "Maman, maman, combien tu m'aimes ?" suivie par la voix d'une femme disant : "Je t'aime d'ici jusqu'à la lune." "Et c'est loin comment ?" "Hmmm. C'est très loin." "C'est vraiment tant loin que ça ?" "Oui, mon amour. Je t'aime tellement. Maintenant ferme les yeux, chérie, et écoute l'histoire que je vais te raconter. Il était une fois un petit loir nommé Piff. Un jour, il partit..." Puis, la phrase est interrompue par le même cri que les autres publicités. Finalement, une voix dit, de même que dans les autres pubs radio : "Ever been so wide awake? K-fee. Canned caffeine with coffee." (en français : "Avez-vous déjà été aussi éveillés ? K-fee. Caféine en canette avec du café".).
* '''''German version''' (0:37)'': Kind: "Mama, Mama, wie lieb hast du mich?" Mama: "Ich hab dich von hier bis zum Mond lieb!" Kind: "Wie weit ist denn das?" Mama: "Das ist sooooo weit." Kind: "Ist das soooo doll?" Mama: "Ja, mein Süßes. Soooo doll lieb hab ich dich. Und jetzt macht mein kleines Krümelchen mal die Augen zu und hört schön hin, denn jetzt les ich dir noch eine kleine Geschichte vor… Es war einmal eine kleine Haselmaus namens Piff. Eines Morgens…"

=== Relaxation ===
* '''''Version anglaise (traduite en français)''' (0:49)'': La pub commence avec la même musique de fond que la pub télévisée ''Buddha''. Puis, une femme à la voix douce s'exprime, disant : "Et maintenant, un exercice pour vous aider à vous relaxer. Installez-vous confortablement. Fermez les yeux. Inspirez profondément par le nez. Gardez votre bouche fermée. Sentez cette inspiration profonde s'enfoncer dans votre ventre. Va, et vient. Et va, et vient. Et va, et vient. Et va, et..." La phrase est alors interrompue par toujours le même cri, et une voix dit, comme dans les autres pubs radio : "Ever been so wide awake? K-fee. Canned caffeine with coffee." (en français : "Avez-vous déjà été aussi éveillés ? K-fee. Caféine en canette avec du café".).

* '''''German version '''(0:38)'': "Zu Ihrer Entspannung nun eine Übung. Machen Sie es sich bequem. Schließen Sie die Augen, atmen Sie durch die Nase tief ein. Der Mund bleibt dabei geschlossen. Atmen Sie tief in den Unterbauch. Ein, und aus. Und ein, und aus. Und ein, und…"

=== Christmas ===
* '''''Version anglaise (traduite en français)''''' ''(0:51)'': La pub commence par le son d'une horloge cliquetant. Ensuite, une voix s'apparentant à celle du Père Noël dit : "Ahh, La période de Noël est enfin là. Et nous avons tous tant de souvenirs d'enfance merveilleux. De belles petites maisons tordues, avec des cheminées créant des traînées de fumée. Ah, oui. Et les stalactites brillant sous la lumière lunaire. La neige craque subtilement nous nos pieds, et quand nous arrivons dans la chaleur accueillante de nos maisons, l'odeur de délicieuses pommes cuites et de tartes fraîchement pâtissées, et oh comme nous sommes enchantés quand nous entendons enfin, enfin le son signant l'arrivée de Noël..." Puis la phrase est interrompue par le même cri strident des autres pubs K-fee. Enfin, une voix dit "Ever been so wide awake? K-fee. Canned caffeine with coffee." (en français : "Avez-vous déjà été aussi éveillés ? K-fee. Caféine en canette avec du café".).
* '''''German version''' (1:02)'': "Aaaaach, endlich ist wieder Weihnachtszeit und wir haben wieder all die schönen Erinnerungen an unsere Kindheit im Kopf. Die hübschen windschiefen Häuselein, aus deren Schornsteinen sich kleine Rauchfähnchen kräuseln. Ach, und die Eiszapfen allüberall, die im Mondenschein glitzern. Leise knirscht der Schnee unter unseren Sohlen, und wenn wir die behagliche Wärme unserer Häuslein betreten, dann duftet es schon nach Bratäpfelchen und frischgebackenen Rosinenmännlein. Hei, wie aufgeregt wir werden, wenn wir dann endlich, endlich am heiligen Abend das Signal zur Bescherung hören."

== Publicités version light de K-fee ==
En décembre 2005, K-fee publient de nouvelles publicités pour leur lignée de boisson Latte Macchiato parodiant leurs propres publicités farceuses. Ces pubs utilisent les images de trois des pubs K-fee les plus connues (Auto, Beach et Golf), mais en remplaçant le zombie ou la gargouille à la fin de la pub par un homme (pour les pubs du zombie) ou un ours en peluche (pour les pubs de la gargouille) ou alors un visage avec un masque démoniaque (pour les pubs de la gargouille à l'envers), suivi du texte "Jetzt auch mit weniger Koffein." (traduit en anglais : "Now With Less Caffeine", en français : "Maintenant avec moins de caféine") ou dans la version anglaise, "Now, without so much caffeine." (en français : "Maintenant, sans autant de caféine.") avec une image d'une bouteille de Latte Macchiato Classic ou d'un Latte Macchiato Vanilla. Les publicités du Latte Macchiato ont été faites en anglais et en allemand, et utilisent les mêmes bandes-son que les pubs originales, en plus aïgu. Ces publicités sont diffusées pour la première fois à la télévision le 27 décembre 2005.
* '''Auto ''(Light)''''': Un homme avec un polo clair apparaît du bas de l'écran à la place du zombie, et dit calmement "Bouh !" avec une voix efféminée, presque taquine. Le produit mis en avant est le K-fee Latte Macchiato Classic.
* '''Beach ''(Light)''''': Un ours en peluche souriant (possiblement une marionnette) apparaît à la place de la gargouille et ricane. Le produit mis en avant est le K-fee Latte Macchiato Classic.
* '''Golf ''(Light)''''': Le visage masqué démoniaque apparaît (en zoomé) et rugit. (Il peut être vu au bas de l'écran, essayant de se cacher, avant de surgir.) Il y a plus d'oiseaux qui chantent dans le fond que dans la version originale. Le produit mis en avant est le K-fee Latte Macchiato Vanilla.

== Publicités dans des magasines par K-fee ==
Entre décembre 2006 et février 2009, K-fee publient de multiples publicités basées sur des images dans des magazines, vraisemblablement en Allemagne. Ces publicités ne sont pas aussi bien documentées que les publicités radio ou télévisées, on ne sait donc pas, par exemple, dans quels magasines ces pubs sont apparues.

== Prix ==
K-fee a gagné deux prix pour ses publicités.
* '''Clio Awards 2005''' (Prix de bronze): Les pubs radio de K-fee ''Investment'', ''Love'', ''Relaxation'' et ''Christmas'' sont récompensées. <ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20060322124946/http://www.clioawards.com/awards/index.cfm?page=2&medium=ra&prize=gc&search=0</ref>
* '''Cannes Lions 2005''' (Prix d'argent): Les pubs télévisées de K-fee Car, Golf et Beach sont récompensées. <ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20051001011222/http://www.canneslions.com/winners/pdf/CL2005_Film_Winners.pdf</ref>
* '''Shots Award 2004. Issue #83''': Les publicités télévisées K-fee's ''Beach'' et ''Golf'' y sont mentionnées.<ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20221111003217/https://files.catbox.moe/vehpp3.mp4</ref>

== Distribution et équipe ==
[[File:K-fee crew.jpg|thumb|260px|The '''K-fee crew''' on recording set, June 10th, 2004.]]
*'''Directeur :''' Kai Sehr
*'''Acteurs :''' Brad Johnson ''(Zombie)'', Adam Johnson ''(Gargoyle / Batboy)''
*'''Producteur :''' Kai Stoecker
*'''Agence de publicité :''' Jung von Matt (Hamburg, Germany)
*'''Directeurs créatifs :''' Costantin Kaloff, Ove Gley
*'''Directeur artistique :''' Frank Aldorf
*'''Entreprise de production :''' Cobblestone Filmproduktion
*'''Sound design :''' Doublehead
*'''Post-production:''' Deli Pictures
*'''Rédacteurs :''' Daniel Frericks, Eskil Puhl
*'''Diffusées sur les chaînes suivantes''' : ProSieben, Kabel Eins, Sat 1

== Parodies ==
Sur Internet, une fin alternative à la pub Auto montre, à la place du produit et du slogan publicitaire, les mots : "'''Now...Go Change Your Shorts And Get Back To Work!'''" (en français : "'''Maintenant... Va changer ton short et retourne travailler !'''") en police Arial Black ; la vidéo a obtenu plus de 12 millions de vues en 2018.<ref>youtube.com/watch?v=HqGsT6VM8Vg Version with alternate text.</ref> Cette pub faisait aussi partie d'une chaîne de mails, décrivant la vidéo comme l'apparition d'un fantôme pendant l'enregistrement d'une publicité télévisée (provenant parfois du Royaume-Uni) ; le spectateur est invité à surveiller la voiture de près, une "brume fine" apparaissant proche de la voiture supposément. La "brume", évidemment, n'apparaît jamais, et la publicité est telle qu'elle est décrite précédemment, au grand désespoir du spectateur.

=== Le Monde incroyable de Gumball ===
Dans l'épisode du dessin animé américano-britannique de Cartoon Network ''[https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_Monde_incroyable_de_Gumball Le Monde incroyable de Gumball]'' ([https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saison_2_du_Monde_incroyable_de_Gumball saison 2]) intitulé "Internet", les publicités de K-fee y sont référencées. Dans une scène, Gumball et Darwin naviguent sur Elmore Stream en regardant des vidéos. Parmi ces vidéos, ils tombent sur l'une d'entre elles, sous-entendue être la pub Auto de K-fee.<ref>https://www.amazon.com/gp/video/detail/B00DI3AZDI/ref=atv_dp#btf-product-details The Internet episode.</ref>

Gumball réagit à la vidéo, commente sur la voiture blanche descendant les plaines tout en regardant de près l'écran, quand soudainement le fameux cri se joue et lui provoque une réaction intense, qui est enregistrée et postée sur Internet. Le reste de l'épisode met en scène Gumball essayant de faire supprimer la vidéo, lui ayant donnée une popularité indésirable.<ref>The Amazing World of Gumball, Gumball | Uploading An Embarrassing Video | The Internet | Cartoon Network, retrieved 2018-12-26 https://youtu.be/jjq_LkeTuyE?t=19s</ref>

== Galerie ==
<center><gallery widths="200" spacing="small" position="center" captionalign="center" bordersize="small">
File:So wach warst du noch nie.png|"So wach warst du noch nie."
File:Kaffee in hohen Dosen.png|"Kaffee in hohen Dosen"
File:Kaffee in hohen Dosen. with orange bottom text.png|Kaffee in hohen Dosen avec le texte en orange "Schrei als Klingelton? www.k-fee.de" (Traduit en français par "Le cri comme sonnerie? www.k-fee.de")
File:Ever been so wide awake.png|"Ever been so wide awake?" (''"Avez-vous déjà été aussi éveillés ?"'')
File:Canned caffeine with coffee.png|"Canned caffeine with coffee." (''"Caféine en canette avec du café."'')
File:Canned caffeine with coffee 2.png|"Canned caffeine with coffee."(''"Caféine en canette avec du café."'') (Alternatif)
File:The natural boost..png|The natural boost. (Le boost naturel.)
File:K-fee.png|Le logo de K-fee.
File:Now, without so much caffeine..png|Now, without so much caffeine. (Maintenant, sans autant de caféine.)
File:K-fee Latte Macchiato Classic English.png|La bouteille de Latte Macchiato Classic (anglais)
File:K-fee Latte Macchiato Vanilla English.JPG|La bouteille de Latte Macchiato Vanilla (anglais)
File:Jetzt auch mit weniger Koffein..png|Jetzt auch mit weniger Koffein.
File:K-fee Latte Macchiato Classic.png|La bouteille de Latte Macchiato Classic.
File:K-fee Latte Macchiato Vanilla.png|La bouteille de Latte Macchiato Vanilla.
File:K-fee Turbodrink.png|Une canette de K-fee Turbodrink.
File:K-fee crew.jpg|L'équipe de '''K-fee''' le 10 juin 2004.
File:K-fee zombie.jpg|Brad Johnson, l'acteur du zombie des pubs K-fee.
File:K-fee gargoyle.jpg|Adam Johnson, l'acteur de la gargouille des pubs K-fee.
File:K-fee Zombie and Batboy.jpg|Brad ''(Zombie)'' et Adam ''(Batboy)'' dans le studio d'enregistrement.
File:K-fee June 2004.jpg|Adam Johnson maquillé pour devenir Batboy.
File:Another behind the scenes photo of Brad Johnson as the K-fee Zombie.png|Une autre photo en coulisses de Brad Johnson incarnant le zombie de K-fee
File:K-fee Car.png|La pub de K-fee ''Car''.
File:K-fee Golf.png|La pub de K-fee ''Golf''.
File:K-fee Beach.png|La pub de K-fee ''Beach''.
File:K-fee Yoga.png|La pub de K-fee ''Yoga''.
File:K-fee Fishing.png|La pub de K-fee ''Fishing''.
File:K-fee Buddha.png|La pub de K-fee ''Buddha''.
File:K-fee Meadow.png|La pub de K-fee ''Meadow''.
File:K-fee Surfing.png|La pub de K-fee ''Surfing''.
File:K-fee Boardwalk.png|La pub de K-fee ''Boardwalk''.
File:Kfeecar.jpg|La voiture (une [https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chevrolet_Malibu#Cinqui%C3%A8me_g%C3%A9n%C3%A9ration_(1997-2005) Chevrolet Malibu]), au Enterprise Rent-A-Car du LAX Airport, étant récupérée.
File:Btsfishing.jpg|La pub de K-fee ''Fishing''.
File:Golfbts.jpg|Les coulisses de la pub K-fee ''Golf''.
File:Moregolfbts.jpg|Plus de coulisses de la pub K-fee ''Golf''.
File:Kfeeunknownbts.jpg
</gallery></center>

== Vidéos ==
<center><youtube width="320" height="180">APpqWBzQ8QU</youtube><youtube width="320" height="180">lnnxURHT2Ak</youtube><youtube width="320" height="180">trd0L675Lrg</youtube><youtube width="320" height="180">0HXlNh6nxpQ</youtube><youtube width="320" height="180">-jyzLMP3Euc</youtube></center>

[[File:KfeeNoScream.ogg|K-fee Car music without the scream.]]
Bande-son de la pub K-fee Car.

== Faits divers ==
* La version anglaise de cet article a été mise en avant sur {{SITENAME}} le 11 janvier 2019.

== Références ==
<references />

== Liens ==
* ''[[:Category:K-fee|Tous les screamers utilisant les pubs K-fee]]''
*'''Le cri original :''' https://www.audiomicro.com/human-roar-comedy-cartoon-yell-royalty-free-stock-music-903173

=== '''Publicités télévisées''' ===
NOTE: Les vidéos suivantes contiennent des [[screamers]] !
==== '''Anglais''' : ====
*'''Car:''' youtube.com/watch?v=buhMz2Bh4cc
*'''Car (Texte de marque différent)''' : youtube.com/watch?v=9ve7jse5_eo
*'''Fishing :''' youtube.com/watch?v=HGTsojFNm1s
*'''Buddha :''' youtube.com/watch?v=378At8DUXzE
*'''Golf :''' youtube.com/watch?v=jLqRG1oqJRg
*'''Beach :''' youtube.com/watch?v=C-uDWsrrQr8
*'''Meadow :''' youtube.com/watch?v=XwGJIU8eFUM
*'''Yoga :''' youtube.com/watch?v=C1GzUfmFMmk
*'''Surfing :''' youtube.com/watch?v=-JUbW0c885Q
*'''Boardwalk :''' youtube.com/watch?v=hRCXh0924qE
==== '''Allemand''' : ====
*'''Auto :''' youtube.com/watch?v=X-OB_lUlF2g
*'''Auto (Version possiblement inachevée)''' : youtube.com/watch?v=YHYwSQlJ3FM
*'''Fishing :''' youtube.com/watch?v=rs1SUf8jpk0
*'''Buddha :''' youtube.com/watch?v=n6iOXV_fHTY
*'''Buddha (Version possiblement inachevée) :''' odysee.com/@screamreuploads:e/hd-k-fee-buddha:0
*'''Golf :''' youtube.com/watch?v=0e28F4dIjwg
*'''Beach :''' youtube.com/watch?v=hAlz3-xtkTY
*'''Beach (Version possiblement inachevée) :''' odysee.com/@screamreuploads:e/hd-k-fee-beach:6
*'''Meadow :''' youtube.com/watch?v=cR-hHVEw3r8
*'''Yoga :''' youtube.com/watch?v=JQq7UTrfU3U
*'''Surfing :''' youtube.com/watch?v=erSh4x6VF8E
*'''Boardwalk :''' youtube.com/watch?v=aKgl9A_hsT8

=== '''Publicités radio''' ===
NOTE: Les vidéos suivantes contiennent des [[screamers]]!
* '''Investment :''' youtube.com/watch?v=y-nXSyxI7Kg
* '''Love :''' youtube.com/watch?v=Pp3fm8mUtic
* '''Relaxation :''' youtube.com/watch?v=nfYpiZ2gw8o
* '''Christmas :''' youtube.com/watch?v=HlNUI7VA1fE
=== '''Latte Macchiato ''(pubs light)''''' ===
NOTE: Les vidéos suivantes ne contiennent pas de [[screamers]].

==== '''Allemand''' : ====
*'''Car :''' youtube.com/watch?v=Z8N0QiHc43M
*'''Beach :''' youtube.com/watch?v=EdZuqmi7-5M
*'''Golf :''' youtube.com/watch?v=31z8xaYDONA
==== '''Anglais''' : ====
*'''Car :''' youtube.com/watch?v=pZBEjRv0P2w
*'''Beach :''' youtube.com/watch?v=T-h2aeuG-38
*'''Golf :''' youtube.com/watch?v=KSeb2Mt-1Qs

==Langues==
Cet article est disponible en d'autres langues :
*'''English:''' [[K-fee commercials]]
*'''Polski :''' [[User:TWMO/Reklamy K-fee|Reklamy K-fee]]

==Voir aussi==
*'''[[Finder Lurker's K-fee Parodies]]'''
*'''[[Girl on Bike]]'''

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Nico G

2024-09-04T15:16:15Z

Adonys: update number of shorts

{{Infobox
|title = Nico G
|image = Nico G.png
|imagecaption = The monkey.app prankster.
|maker = Nico G
|type = [[YouTube]] Channel
|date = March 11, 2024
}}
'''Nico G''' is a content creator and streamer who has been active on both [[YouTube]] and [[wikipedia:Kick_(service)|Kick]] since March 2024. He creates livesteams and YouTube Shorts where he pranks people on the random video chat service monkey.app, similar to Omegle, by jumpscaring them with his own [[Screamer|screamers]]. He has uploaded 127 Shorts as of September 4, 2024, with 114 of them containing screamers.

== Screamers used in his videos ==
* In the middle of a conversation, Nico G's head turns in an impossible manner, facing the other way then turning back around to face the camera. Less than half a second after that, his head grows, his eyes go white, his mouth opens wide, and a loud scream plays.
* A modified image of Nico G's face, having small pupils and a tentacle spinning as his tongue, can pop up from the bottom of the frame & scream at any moment in the conversation. This screamer is sometimes used when Nico G tries to get the random person's attention by making them look closely at his tattoos or cup of coffee.
* Most times after fake skipping someone, Nico G's camera changes to a dark bedroom with a bed and a door on the other side. The door opens slowly while creaking, then a dark humanoid creature with glowing white eyes coming from the door climbs on the bed, and runs on all fours towards the camera while a growling sound in the background makes itself louder. This footage is sped up.
* Another dark humanoid creature with glowing white eyes and a gray face, seen at the end of a corridor sitting on what looks to be a toilet, appears. This creature looks at the camera, then runs on all fours towards the camera. When its face covers the view, it turns red, and a loud buzzing sound is played.
* A Woody plush (from [[wikipedia:Toy_Story|Toy Story]]) can sometimes be seen on Nico G's bed; if the random person encountered mentions Woody in the conversation, Nico G plays an animation on top of his camera preview showing the plush moving a bit, then flying rapidly towards the camera. Afterwards, Woody's face appears deformed, having a wide smile, big eyes, and more saturated colors, while a scream plays. Visual & sound effects of thunder also appear. Sometimes, the streamer only uses the part of the screamer where Woody flies towards the camera.
* A Guy Fawkes mask with cartoon eyes appears in front of the camera, and a scream similar to the other screams is played.

== Link ==
NOTE: The following channel contains a lot of [[screamers]]!
* youtube.com/@NicoGofficial

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Ahenobarbus Henocied/French

2024-09-02T16:29:01Z

Adonys: small translation fixes

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{{Quote|この画像の時間以内に他の掲示板に貼らないと年末に恐ろしい事が起こります

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[[File:Ahenobarbus_Henocied_Facebook_page_screenshot.png|thumb|215x215px|Une capture d'écran de la page Facebook de "Ahenobarbus Henocied" datant du 17 juillet 2015.]]
'''Ahenobarbus Henocied''' est le nom donné à une image modifiée d'une poupée japonaise Ichimatsu, aux yeux injectés de sang et à la bouche ensanglantée, utilisée fréquemment dans des [[Screamer|screamers]]. Il y a deux lignes de texte sur une version de l'image : "この画像の時間以内に他の掲示板に貼らないと年末に恐ろしい事が起こります. 画像を貼らず亡くなった人も本当にいます" ("Si tu ne postes pas cette image sur un autre board dans les temps, des choses horribles arriveront à la fin de l'année. Certaines personnes sont vraiment mortes pour ne pas avoir posté cette image"). Le nom "Ahenobarbus Henocied" prend ses origines d'un compte Facebook utilisant l'image comme sa photo de profil. Le compte est lié à de nombreux actes malveillants : il aurait notamment recherché des comptes d'enfants sur les réseaux sociaux, puis les aurait bombardé de messages contenant des images affreuses de gore, de torture et d'autres types de contenus choquants.

== Histoire et origine ==
[[File:Ahenobarbus_Henocied_original_image.png|thumb|200x200px|L'image originale.]]
Avant de faire ses débuts dans la culture Internet japonaise, l'image est d'abord utilisée dans une chaîne de lettres disant : "この画像を1時間以内にほかの掲示板に①個貼らないと年末に恐ろしいことがおこります。画像を貼らずに亡くなった人も本当にいます" ("Si tu ne postes pas cette image sur un autre board d'ici une heure, des choses horribles arriveront à la fin de l'année. Certaines personnes sont vraiment mortes pour ne pas avoir renvoyé cette image"). L'image se propagerait depuis 2005 selon certains,<ref>anotherr.exblog.jp/3951145/ - L'un des posts les plus vieux contenant la photo.</ref> bien que des images similaires aient été créées en 2004. Deux théories tentent d'expliquer les origines de l'image : La première explique que l'image est apparue dans un fil sur un site japonais, et la deuxième suggère que l'image était partagée après 2005.<ref name="thetuburo">thetuburo.com/2021/10/03/2019-01-31-150709/</ref> Un utilisateur nommé THEつぶろ a contacté plusieurs utilisateurs à propos de l'image, qui se sont tous accordés sur le fait qu'ils aient vus l'image après cette année,<ref name="thetuburo" /> prouvant la deuxième théorie comme vraie d'une certaine manière.

Les internautes japonais affirment que l'image a commencé à circuler en mi-2004 après la hausse en popularité de boards comme 2ch, surtout après l'[[wikipedia:Neomugicha incident|incident de Neomugicha]]. Cependant, l'image n'est reconnue par les internautes en 2007 quand un utilisateur anonyme de 2ch la poste, disant : "この子すごい怖いんだがお前らの力で何とかかわいくさせてやってくれ" ("Ce mec fait peur de fou donc vous devez faire tout ce qui est en votre pouvoir pour essayer de le rendre plus mignon !"), se suivant d'un fil d'images plus modifiées les unes que les autres pour rendre l'image plus mignonne. L'image était aussi appelée "可愛くさせての画像", voulant dire "image mignonne", ou "可愛く", voulant dire "mignon", par les internautes japonais. Après des recherches, il s'avère que l'image originale représente une poupée avec des cheveux décoiffés et des bras cassés ; l'image est trouvée dans les logs de Futaba Channel.<ref name="thetuburo" />

L'image est devenue un meme très populaire au Japon, à tel point qu'à chaque fois que les internautes japonais la voyaient, ils réagissaient en écrivant またお前かよ (Encore toi ?) or い　つ　も　の (La. Même. À. Chaque. Fois.), sous-entendant que l'image était tant surutilisée qu'ils ne voulaient même plus la voir.

L'image a aussi été utilisée dans une [[creepypasta]] pour représenter l'un des personnages de l'histoire. L'histoire s'appelle "Gurgles and Bugman" et met en scène les personnages éponymes, dans un dessin animé, entrant par effraction dans des maisons, et se cachant dans un coin de chaque pièce. Quand la victime s'approche d'eux sans les apercevoir, ils se mettent à rire fortement. Lorsque la victime s'endort, les deux personnages la paralysent. La farce prend fin quand Bugman boit dans le cou de la victime avec une paille, et l'épisode du "Gurgles and Bugman Show" se termine quand Gurgles, son visage (supposément représenté par l'image) couvrant l'écran, dit avec un grand et saillant sourire "ssseeee you again ssssoooonn!" (en français : "oonnn ssseeee rreevvoiittt bbieennnttôôtt !").

=== Polémique sur Facebook ===
Il est évident que le surnom le plus connu donné à l'image, bien que son origine soit inconnue, vient d'un compte Facebook associé à des actes malveillants. Le compte en question postait des messages codés bizarres en latin et en russe, ainsi que des coordonnées. Le compte était aussi connu pour avoir posté du contenu innaproprié, enfreignant les règles de Facebook et même la loi. Facebook a bloqué le compte pour avoir posté des contenus choquants ainsi que de la pédopornographie. Le compte est aussi lié à des cas d'envois de contenus choquants en messages privés à un nombre conséquent de victimes innocentes, souvent jeunes voire très jeunes. Son nom d'utilisateur étant très absurde, pareillement à l'image, celui-ci est rapidement devenu son nom le plus connu.<ref>youtube.com/watch?v=QVRBtBpVWzg - analyse de ScareTheater sur Ahenobarbus Henocied</ref>

== Références ==
<references />

== Voir aussi ==

* [[Smile Dog/French|Smile Dog]]
* [[Jeff the Killer/French|Jeff the Killer]]
* [[Kkzkk.com]]
* [[Creepypasta]]

== Liens ==
NOTE: L'image suivante est utilisée comme [[screamer]] et ne devrait être visionnée que si souhaité !

* '''Avec texte''' : archive.org/27/items/ahenobarbus-original-image/aa0c3f6c.jpg
* '''Sans texte''' : archive.org/27/items/ahenobarbus-original-image/6c6d9dcb13a2f6b9de34cf1e566b3460.jpeg
* '''Version la moins modifiée''' : archive.org/27/items/ahenobarbus-original-image/dollthing0.jpg
* '''En savoir plus''' : bizarretranslator2016.blogspot.com/2016/08/the-dark-side-of-facebook-ahenobarbus-henocied-profile-haarp-project-macabre-fashion-charlie-charlie-gore-files-social-networks.html
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