Lomando.com

lomando.com is a Japanese screamer website, it is also called as "Fancy Island" ( ふぁんしーあいらんど ). This website starts being cute and normal, but when you click the cat girl image with the site's logo, you will be redirected to the same site, but now it has black background and a picture of a woman staring at the viewer accompanied by eerie ambience playing in the background. When you click on the image, a naked gray-skinned woman with long black hair will pop up and crawl towards the camera along with a scream/moan.

This site strangely contains a story, and when you go deeply to it, you will fight the final boss and finally complete the "game". There are a lot of puzzles, mazes and different screamers on the website, mostly are totally unexpected. The game story is basically about heavy themes like paranoia, suicidal thoughts and depression. It can be listed as "Utsu ge" (Utsu ge means "depressing game". The purpose of these types of games is to depress the player) or just as a typical horror game. Even if the site have screamers, it can also be considered as a (horror) puzzle game since every part of the site has a puzzle.

On the famous japanese video-sharing website Nico Nico Douga, Fancy Island/Lomando became a meme and is frequently used as a source in MAD videos(otoMAD/MAD videos are basically the japanese YTPMV), there are lots of fanarts of it on Pixiv too.

Site content
As mentioned earlier, before clicking on Mimi's photo, the site is just cute and normal. In addition, the site also has a panel just to introduce the "characters" from the game. Its design can change during New Year and Christmas, and you can get a special event on the same day. However, it may seem harmless from the start, but there's actually some easter eggs on it. Those will be listed below.
 * If you press "skip" too many times on the character panel, a screamer will appear. The character description will be replaced with only "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" and the panel will turn black. Also, instead of a character picture, it will be an eye staring to the viewer along with a loud laugh.
 * (CHRISTMAS EVENT ONLY) During Christmas, if you click on the Santa Claus picture below the site, you will be redirected to a flash animation. A Santa Claus saying "Ho ho ho! I will give a present for such good kid like you too!" and then the Santa Claus get distorted and a red ball goes to the camera. After this, a compilation of screamers appears while the scream is singing Jingle Bells.
 * (NEW YEAR EVENT ONLY) During new year, if you click on the Mimi with a yukata below the site, you will be redirected to another flash animation. Mimi is in a sanctuary while dressing a yukata, and tells that she will read your new year fortune if you put your donation in the box. After you click on the box, Mimi will shake the cup and there will be two results: one is bad luck and one is good luck. If you got good luck(white paper), nothing happens and you can try again. However, if you got bad luck(black paper), lots of screamers will pop up and after it you will be redirected to the "dark side" of the website.

And finally, if you click on Mimi's picture, you will be redirected to the "game". There is a list of every consequence for clicking on the buttons below the black-haired woman.

あｓぢｌんｈｃｋｊｄさ(Elizabeth)
Six bloody and grinning masks appears, while a loud laugh is playing in a loop. Clicking on one mask will result in at least one screamer, so be careful.

English= My constantly self-hatred makes me feel nauseous My everydays that compensates my 100% depression into 1% happiness If I live that everydays for more ten of thousands years it could be good I want to end every second of my pain
 * Akeru(First mask): Just a red-colored text that has no meaning at all because it is only made of unicode codes. Two words of the text are highlighted in a darker red, which will redirect you to another page. The first link is called "Picture matching door"(絵合わせ扉, lit. Eawase tobira), which is just a part of the game's puzzle. There's a door that each image of a doll has a different color. The second link is called ｲchi兎、ﾆﾎﾈ. 松ﾑ煤, no meaning at all.
 * Konkon(Second mask): Screamer. A black-haired woman constanly tapping in high speed your screen. "Konkon" is a japanese onomatopoeia for "bang-bang", "tap-tap" or "knock-knock".
 * Utsuru(Third mask): Has a screamer. A camera watching a room, and the time of the recording is the same as the clock on your computer. However, it has a random chance to a screaming black-haired ghost woman to pop up.
 * ydad(Fourth mask): Has a screamer and flashing colors. There are two doors and some babies dancing. Staying inactive for a long time will result in a screaming baby popping up.
 * oiaaeptoiympe(Fifth mask): Has a screamer. A door where you have to put a correct 5 digits code on it. If you do many attempts, a ghost black-haired woman fills the screen along with a loud scream. It actually isn't part of the game's puzzle and it's just a red herring.
 * curse(Sixth mask): Has a screamer. Triger warning: Suicide themes. A distorted picture of probably Jeff the Killer appears with a text saying "NOTICE: This voice signal is a signal especially made for quality control. (It is not abnormal)". If you click on it too much, it will get more distorted and you will be redirected to a screamer. A black page with a text about suicide appears and when it finishes, lots of Windows popups appears and then a black-haired ghost appears screaming while he brings his hands to the screen. The text before the screamer appears:

If living is nothing but unreasonable Then I started to think that it's reasonable to die To compete with people who want to die, to make problems, to have the necessity to take responsability, you don't need to worry about any of these anymore Before death's eyes, everything about being alive is meaningless For people that live helplessly, the meaning of "being dead is better" will make everything end If you want to be saved, then die... If you want to be saved, then die... If you want to be saved, then die... If you want to be saved, then die... If you want to be saved, then die... If you want to be saved, then die...

自己嫌悪の連続で吐き気がする １００の憂鬱を１の幸福で補う毎日 こんな毎日をあと何万日生きたらいい 数秒の苦痛で終わらせたい
 * -|Japanese=

生きていると理不尽なことばかり だから死ぬことが合理的だと思ってしまう 死ねば人と競争することも苦労することも責任を負う必要も悩む必要もない 死を目の前に生きている全てのことは無意味よ 仕方なく生きている人にとって死ねはいい意味で全てが終わる 助かりたいなら死ね・・・ 助かりたいなら死ね・・・ 助かりたいなら死ね・・・ 助かりたいなら死ね・・・ 助かりたいなら死ね・・・ 助かりたいなら死ね・・・ 助かりたいなら死ね・・・ 助かりたいなら死ね・・・

ｃｓづあぽい. ゎおいぐｖ(Chaos)

 * Nikki(Fancy Island Jornal): Has a screamer. Trigger warning: Suicide themes. It is also called "Manager's diary". It is a diary about a depressed person, who is probably Lomando's site manager himself. The diary express how he struggles to live and also about his crippling sadness. Every page of the diary translated below:

01/26/2012= January 26, 2012

The dolls that are decorating my house are scary...

January 29, 2012
 * -|01/29/2012=

No, it's nothing.

February 01, 2012
 * -|02/01/2012=

Because I was suddenly born, I have no choice but to live.

September 17, 2012
 * -|09/17/2012=

I wonder if there's something funny.

There isn't, huh?

People who have a grudge against society and don't catch its funny things don't gain a reason to live anyway.

[SCREAMER WARNING]
 * -|09/18/2012=

September 19, 2012
 * -|09/19/2012=

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

September 20, 2012
 * -|09/20/2012=

My lifetime being just 25 years is good.

At least, people with 25 years old can imagine a close future.

September 21, 2012
 * -|09/21/2012=

Yesterday I had a dream about me constantly slicing my tongue off with a peeler.

September 22, 2012
 * -|09/22/2012=

Everyday and everyday, If I could at least turn 90% of my troubles into 10% of happiness...

At this way, it seems like I'm just always cheating to live

If I don't think that I can handle this anymore, I could just...

I think It's better to me to die.

September 24, 2012
 * -|09/24/2012=

"Youu already dieed at one's poost~"

October 01, 2012
 * -|10/01/2012=

So that's what happiness is.

I can't stop grinning.

I'm getting so happy.

I feel like I can finally fly to the sky (^^)

December 22, 2012
 * -|12/22/2012=

CURSE.

The indigo-colored disturbing decomposition smell is unsupportable, huh?

CURSE.

By the way, I have a feeling that I heard it from various places.

CURSE.

Why in the moments I'm enjoying the decomposition smell I'm using a puffin for it?

June 04, 2013
 * -|07/04/2013=

Everyone, please, be happy for me.

June 12, 2013
 * -|07/12/2013=

I wanted to watch Keizoku for a long time.

The opening is really great.

September 10, 2013
 * -|09/10/2013=

Why I don't even have a reason to live

I have many reasons for wanting to die

September 23, 2013
 * -|09/23/2013=

Because I am alive, I get worried, I have to go through this pain, and I have no choice but to be in trouble

Is it possible to have happiness everyday?

Even if it's possible, you know..

It would be just another little happiness that isn't in the same degree as my everyday troubles, right?

With just a single rope and mere seconds

I don't have to feel sad for a long, remaining time

Links
NOTE : The following website contains lots of screamers.
 * lomando.com
 * www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNQEiHtw3e8