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FunkyTown is a shock video first uploaded to an unknown website (presumably Kaotic.com) sometime around 2017. The video was filmed by a Mexican drug cartel, possibly Jalisco New Generation Cartel.

FunkyTown is a 2 minutes and 50 seconds long video of an unknown man being savagely tortured, while "Sweet Child O' Mine" by Guns n' Roses is heard playing. The man is seen lying on the ground with his arms and legs tied up with what appears to be plastic wire, while hooked up to an IV which is pumping his blood with drugs to keep him alive longer while the cartel members torture him. This man has his hands chopped off with a knife, his face skinned and cut off, and his eyes gouged out while he lays in a pool of blood and screams and gurgles in pain.

The man, who barely resembles a person, manages to get his arms untied and tries to reach for his face. Keep in mind that the man has no face, no eyes, and no hands.

The cartel members slit the man's throat with a knife and box cutter, but don't fully behead him. The video does not capture the final moments when the cartel members end up completely killing the man.