Last Measure

Last Measure is a shock site made in 2005 by the Internet trolling organization GNAA, also known as Gay Nigger Association of America.

The website was actively developed until 2010. There are plenty of variants of this website, as it is open source and can be downloaded and edited by everyone. When visiting the original website, The Goatse Image is shown then it will display one or more shock images, usually pornographic and weird pictures, or horrifying medical photographs from Wikipedia along with an extremely loud looped sound of a man saying "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" in order to alert people near you. A script on the website will also try to open infinite tabs and massively use the "mailto" and "callto" function, intending to cause the user's computer to freeze.

This website uses browser exploits and tricks like the 'onmouseover' and 'onclick' functions to ignore pop-up blockers and spawn windows containing shock content moving around fast. Some people say that there were variants containing actual malware, but this could never be proved. Browsers such as Internet Explorer, Microsoft Edge, and other IE-based browsers are known to handle the website very poorly and may cause the entire device to crash.

There are some versions that use a script known as 'StatsMeasure,' which leaks the clipboard data to the Internet. Newer versions of Last Measure used a Java applet known as 'CoffeeMeasure' that spawns a lot of Java application windows moving around the screen. The Unified version of Last Measure contains lots of other shock images from The Pain Series. the external link was added at the Offended page.

Due to the extremely malicious behavior of all Last Measure versions, people that visit a site containing the script often think their computer is infected with a virus. Many internet browsers today may not execute all of the scripts or warn when some of the script portions are about to be executed, however, it may still cause temporary ruination. For example, on Safari it can still turn the browser into a fork bomb by opening mIRC and the default email client in a loop which causes the computer to slow down or even crash. There is a version of Last Measure that also uses code from the infamous JavaScript Trojan "Offiz" known as "You are an idiot" which presents the well-known Flash application called "rgb.swf": an 8-bit version of Axel Foley from Beverly Hills Cop'' film series with bright flashing RGB colors in an attempt to trigger an epileptic seizure.

GNAA announced a new version of Last Measure called RubyMeasure, which is completely written in the programming language "Ruby", which will be released soon. However, it is unlikely that this version will be ever released since there has been no progress for a couple of years.

Images Featured

 * Tubgirl, a picture of a woman anally expelling an orange enema on her face.
 * '''PenisBird, a picture of a parrot standing on a man's erect penis. This initially appeared on Rotten.com.
 * '''Goatse, a picture of a man stretching his anus with prolapse coming out of it.
 * '''Lemonparty, a picture of 3 men gaining oral sex in bed.
 * '''Pillowfight, a picture of a man's genitals covered in feces with an toilet in the background.
 * '''Spin.gif or known as Meatspin is an animated GIF file epicting an act of anal sex between two men. One man is seated, and the other is sitting on his lap. The penis of the man below is inserted into the anus of the man on top. The man on top is moving up and down, causing his penis to spin in a clockwise direction; the image is animated in such a way that the spinning motion of the penis appears to be infinite.
 * '''Loopback.jpg, (from Goatse.cx), a picture of a man looping his penis into his anus.
 * '''Christmas.jpg, a picture of someone stretching their anus extremely wide with his legs up in the air, a little similar to the prolapse of "Goatse" wile putting a table clamp up his anus.
 * '''Pooped.jpg, a picture of a woman's face with feces on it.
 * '''Rustina.jpg, a picture of Rusty Foster's wife. Her face is photoshopped onto a picture of a naked woman having sex with a black man with a large penis.
 * '''Eww.jpg, a picture of a young girl, with two naked people in the background, with one of the people exposing his buttocks. The text The Fuck What?! in red is visible, with the man's naked buttocks circled in a red circle.
 * '''Freak.jpg, a picture of a naked black female body builder.
 * '''Wightlifter.jpg, The same picture taken from Prolapse Man.

Links
NOTE : The following websites contain extremely graphic images, and will also harm your computer!
 * Original Website, currently in defunct: gnaa.us
 * web.archive.org/web/20040203153506/nero-online.org/lastmeasure/
 * Archived source code from the above website, courtesy of TabbyGarf: pastebin.com/Q1hc8VLz
 * Version from the GNAUK, the function spawning popups in this version is a basic window opener called "spawncreate": web.archive.org/web/20050630235450/thankless.net/
 * Another GNAUK Last Measure mirror: web.archive.org/web/20060811190107/gnauk.co.uk:80/lm_test/
 * web.archive.org/web/20060703003217/gabenewell.com:80/
 * web.archive.org/web/20070812000127/thesuki.org/fuck/index.php
 * web.archive.org/web/20040615072639/vyr.us/lastmeasure/
 * web.archive.org/web/20040603082750/obelix-ies.com/~gnaa/index.php
 * web.archive.org/web/20170612162301/mantako.tripod.com/
 * web.archive.org/web/20080420174123/aimtools.serialchiller.org/index.php
 * web.archive.org/web/20160307105916/gloryholefoundation.com/
 * oocities.org/gniger972/
 * web.archive.org/web/20070318012916/gabenewell.com/?u=%6C%69%6E%65
 * web.archive.org/web/20020208104303/dms100.org/worksucks/lame.html
 * web.archive.org/web/20031206015003/7440.com/kiss/
 * web.archive.org/web/20070320024709/fans.frankbutcher.net/index.php
 * offended.feenode.net/?u=offended
 * kittens.bioghost.com
 * lm.loldongs.eu
 * doom3.zoy.org
 * web.archive.org/web/20150929024522/niggers.bioghost.com/
 * anything.on.nimp.org
 * kollaminhund.2u.se/
 * web.archive.org/web/20120125072337/aaronco88.xanga.com/
 * web.archive.org/web/20040703134610/zeikfried.no-ip.com/GNAA/VoteKerry/
 * members[.]on[.]nimp[.]org/
 * members[.]wikipaste[.]eu/
 * web.archive.org/web/20041029162702/vyr.us/idiot/index.html
 * web.archive.org/web/20040605162256/lysol.ws/idiot/
 * anything.rickrolling.com
 * archive.is/3lfe8
 * web.archive.org/web/20051221120529/newjerseysewer.com:80/

Mirrors
NOTE : Most of these hidden links / referrers are blocked due to the robots.txt file some very infamous Last Measure variants contain, or due to some external sites not working on Web Archive.
 * web.archive.org/web/*/wrestling4free.net.ms/
 * web.archive.org/web/20120125073706/team-tesst.net.ms/
 * web.archive.org/web/20120125073622/nagrodafirma.er.pl/
 * korven.sajt.org/
 * beam.to/manifest
 * awesomesmiley.tk/
 * web.archive.org/web/20070323222956/juizefm.net.ms/
 * web.archive.org/web/20130520215437/gnar.int.ru/
 * web.archive.org/web/20080229052114/hw-chrissy.de.ms/
 * web.archive.org/web/20120619043416/halo2.net.tc/
 * web.archive.org/web/20120125072522/cybber.info.se/
 * web.archive.org/web/20120125072443/chucknor.moo.no/
 * web.archive.org/web/20120125072405/asslap.new.fr/
 * web.archive.org/web/20040618204217/forums.ddrparadise.eu.org/

RGB.swf file
NOTE : Do not follow this link if you are prone to epileptic seizures.
 * media3.albinoblacksheep.com/albino_flash010/loop/rgb(www.albinoblacksheep.com).swf

YouTube video
NOTE : The Goatse image is visible in this video, so watch it at your own risk.
 * youtube.com/watch?v=p1XpJEGdPXI