[[File:Fred.png|thumb|220px|"Once upon a time there was a man so ugly that..."]]''
fred.jpg'' is a [[screamer]] hosted on the same website as [[anne.jpg]].
The [[screamer]] first shows the [http://www.quickmeme.com/img/34/34c5a5d89699a28f2486c23c5b381486b62553f3eba9ebaccf36df6306494e00.jpg ''bitch please''](or ''Yao Ming face'') meme with some Spanish text. When translated to English, it means: "''Once upon a time a man was so ugly that''". The writing is shown as it looks like it is being typed. however, Then the sentence is interrupted and a horrific zombie picture pops up along with a same scream from [[What's Wrong?]].