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* '''''Music Festival''''': You hear a boom and a crowd cheering and a DJ announcing, "What is up now Cloud Festival! We are going to rock this f****** house! Now on the count of three, we're going to blow this party to the moon! Three, two, one-" And then getting interrupted by the scream along with a teenage boy, and a childlike voice saying the product's name and details about it. | * '''''Music Festival''''': You hear a boom and a crowd cheering and a DJ announcing, "What is up now Cloud Festival! We are going to rock this f****** house! Now on the count of three, we're going to blow this party to the moon! Three, two, one-" And then getting interrupted by the scream along with a teenage boy, and a childlike voice saying the product's name and details about it. | ||
* '''''Airplane''''': We hear a toddler asking his mom on an airplane, "Mommy mommy! How long until we get to Paris?" Then the mom answers, "We have only 3 hours, our plane took of 5 hours ago." Then the kid laments saying, "Aww, that's gonna take 300 years!" Then the mom reassures him, "No it's won't I can read you a story." Then the agrees and then after a couple seconds the plane starts to go through some turbulence, and then the kid gasps and asks his mom, "What was that mommy?" Then the mommy says, "Oh don't worry sweetie, that's a just a little-" Then her sentence gets interrupted by the scream, along with all of the narrators saying all of the product details and all like the other radio ads and all. | * '''''Airplane''''': We hear a toddler asking his mom on an airplane, "Mommy mommy! How long until we get to Paris?" Then the mom answers, "We have only 3 hours, our plane took of 5 hours ago." Then the kid laments saying, "Aww, that's gonna take 300 years!" Then the mom reassures him, "No it's won't I can read you a story." Then the agrees and then after a couple seconds the plane starts to go through some turbulence, and then the kid gasps and asks his mom, "What was that mommy?" Then the mommy says, "Oh don't worry sweetie, that's a just a little-" Then her sentence gets interrupted by the scream, along with all of the narrators saying all of the product details and all like the other radio ads and all. | ||
*'''''Restaurant Ad''''': We hear a male narrator saying, "Have you ever wanted a BBQ and a foot massage at the same time? Well stop right there and let me tell you about it! Here are Quacker's BBQ and foot Massage, we have all kinds of deals including Kid's Meals, Kid's Massages, and so much much much much much much much much more for adults! With a cross between a | *'''''Restaurant Ad''''': We hear a male narrator saying, "Have you ever wanted a BBQ and a foot massage at the same time? Well stop right there and let me tell you about it! Here are Quacker's BBQ and foot Massage, we have all kinds of deals including Kid's Meals, Kid's Massages, and so much much much much much much much much more for adults! With a cross between a greasy sppon and a foot amassage place, we have kal indso f things in store. Also be sure otb ring youtr mfialy, friends, and ond't ofrget to support the causeo f eveyrtihng we got here at-" Then tyhe snetnecegets intterupted by the same scream ad te commerical,s and thgen it goes into this time scary-sounding trpam usci along with a new teenage by talking about the product and it's detials, and thne being folowed by a re-recording of the child whipsering. | ||
*'''''Product Ad''''': We hear a male narrator saying, "With Sandy's glove wipes, we can ensure your home is clean and you are well. They are complete contactless, nobody will ever know you even used them." Then the sentence gets interrupted by the scream, following the same scary sounding trap music along with the new teenage boy and the whispering child saying the product and it's details. | *'''''Product Ad''''': We hear a male narrator saying, "With Sandy's glove wipes, we can ensure your home is clean and you are well. They are complete contactless, nobody will ever know you even used them." Then the sentence gets interrupted by the scream, following the same scary sounding trap music along with the new teenage boy and the whispering child saying the product and it's details. | ||
*'''''Play Ad''''': It starts out with some dramatic music whit a male narrator saying, "Experience the beauty, the sheer joy, and everything in between. Experience. "The Wanda Hills" coming this weekend with kids and adults only 50% off. And don't forget to bring your-" Then the sentence gets intteruppted by the same scream, and then some scary-sounding trap music along with the new teenage boy and the whispering child saying the product name and details. | *'''''Play Ad''''': It starts out with some dramatic music whit a male narrator saying, "Experience the beauty, the sheer joy, and everything in between. Experience. "The Wanda Hills" coming this weekend with kids and adults only 50% off. And don't forget to bring your-" Then the sentence gets intteruppted by the same scream, and then some scary-sounding trap music along with the new teenage boy and the whispering child saying the product name and details. | ||
